The Button Game!

[MrLuigiman]

This is a simple yet addicting that is like the vending machine game. I start by saying
"Press Button" then the next person would say what the button does, like a sound, voice, or anything random. I will say the best ones on the bottom of all my posts here.

 

[Jonkku]

*no press, no effect*

*presses button*

 

[shadowtroop]

*You asploode*

*presses button*

 

[MrLuigiman]

A cow jumps on you and eats you alive

presses button

 

[Ice Climbers P and N]

I come and hit you.

-presses button-

 

[Mewtario]

Weegee stares at you

*presses button*

 

[Midnaftw]

You get eaten alive by pandas, then banned by Linkshot.

*doesn't press button*

 

[Mewtario]

The Grim Reaper comes and steals your soul for not pressing it, followed by continuous torment in Hell

*Presses the button for his life*

 

[Midnaftw]

you die

*presses button*

 

[Mewtario]

the vending machine from the vending machine game falls on you

*presses button with big tow*

 

[MrLuigiman]

A cat eats your toe

presses button

 

[Charizard92]

You just sank his battleship (The really cool part, it explodes)

Presses button.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Greenroll'd

*plugs machine in*
Now it should work better!
*presses button*

 

[jigglyppuff8]

That was easy

Steps back 30 feet. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *Running really really fast*
*presses button with 150 pounds of force*

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get flung into the nearest wall with 300 lbs of force. It's unlikely that you survive.

*Falcown Punches button*

 

[Kinzer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPF14ntYqqs

I'm so tempted...

*presses button*

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get thrown in a well.

*Sparta Kicks Button*

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Arrows blot out the sun

-presses button with a chocolate bar-

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get turned into a blueberry.

*Headbutts the button*

 

[marthmaster59]

you grow horns

*falcon punches the button*

 

[AlexoftheAura]

You get Warlock Punched.

*Falcon Kicks button*

 

[A1lion835]

You get peach bombered.

*Eats button*

 

[jigglyppuff8]

♪You just got pwned, FTW
Now you're dead, you're dead cause we killed you
We took you by surprise (Hmm? Boo! AAAH!)
We just saw you roaming the forest
And said let's kill those guys (Yeah! Good idea!)
You're a squirrel who somehow has money
And sometimes swords and shields
I don't care if you're a cute bunny,
I'll kick your a$$ for realz!

♪Lets all dance right next to your corpses,
We're happy that you're dead yay! yay! hooray!
Now we might play chess on your carcass
Or soccer with your head

♪La la la, you're dead, la la la la
We killed you, la la la
No remorse, la la la la la la
La la la la la la!!!

♪YEAAAH!♪

-Presses button-

 

[The Halloween Captain]

http://www.drhorrible.com/mushortio.html

Presses button

 

[A1lion835]

Explodes for posting a link.

Presses button.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

"BzzZt. Try again"

-Presses Button-

 

[A1lion835]

You die.

*uses Kirby's dair on button*

 

[Kinzer]

You get Kirby D-Throwed.

*presses button*

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get Bear-Blasted!!!11!!

*Yanks button out of its socket*

 

[A1lion835]

Button kills you, goes back in.

*Presses button with marijuana*

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You think your face melts off.

Presses button while singing a Coldplay song.

 

[A1lion835]

Button tears off your lips.

Sneezes on button.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Eww, you got your germs all over it and everything.
*Uses disinfectant wipes on the button*
-Presses button-

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BUTTON PRESSES YOU!!!

(You get crushed to death by the button)

*Gets pressed by button*

 

[TehBo49]

"That was easy"

*Presses button*

 

[jigglyppuff8]

...Nothing happens.

-Presses button again-

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get swarmed by Locust.

*Pelvic thrusts button*

 

[Deleted member]

WHAT THE FUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

*Shoots button with a sniper rifle*

 

[F1r3w0lf]

It gets deflected by 20 objects before coming back to headshot you

*Sticks button (like w/ a sticky grenade)*

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You'll explode into pieces.

*Punches the button*