The British Thread : UK Circuit idea on most recent post !!!!

[grayfox]

Ed said Stu won't be coming and some of the other people on that list will probs make an appearance

 

[BloodBowler]

****, ah well more smash for the rest of us.

 

[DSD9]

G to the M to the C thats they,
Battalion boys are here to show our prey,
Pickin you off like lambs to the slaughter,
Left 10,000 potential children all over ur daughter,
Nub's up and coming to make a name,
Only thing ur making is more fu**ing pain,
This aint a game its all out respect,
Most of you play like you've got a defect,
Shouting it out like you got skills,
Check ur results son - thats ZERO kills,
4 Stocked by the masters of absolute disaster,
Chanting GMC- nah man thats laughter!,
My man Ed with his Gruesome Peach style,
Have your head between ur legs running a mile,
Jam with the speed-the tech-the games of the mind,
***** you with no rubber-straight from behind,
You didnt see it comin ur exposed as our foes,
Scotty to the Hotty keeps you on ur ***** *** toes,
Jazzy in the house chewin out some phat beats,
Mario's your nemesis every time you meet,
D with the S the D and the NINE,
SHFFL'D fair gets you EVERY god **** time,
Stevie The marth Swordsman Supreme,
You only wish you had his grab game-that ****s a dream,
Richie Rich the New Peach wonder,
Ponder Blunder no sweat son your under,
Your drowning splurting gagging for help,
We watch ur smash career die with one big *** last yelp!!!


PEACE

Batallion FTW!

 

[ShineOfScott-SOS]

dan thats AMAZING .! BLAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIN.! ^____________^

 

[BloodBowler]

Oh now that is BEAUTIFUL!! Let's see GMC try and reply to this xD

 

[Twiggy_Ramirez]

what the **** was that!?? some kind of gangsta rap / emo poem??

i got halfway through and stopped reading it; maybe dan should spend less time ryhming and more time learning another character than "cheap ***" shiek...

but saying that i thought we got on with SDB quite well; and i dont want any "dissin" between us; you crazy ghetto peeps we show you nothing but love...

hugs and kisses thats how we respond...

....our mums raised us well.

 

[Khaine]

i'm sorry, but WTF fish?!

Dan, thats time wasted that could have been spent playing smash, ****it >.<

speaking of which, get yourself into Yeovil again soon.

love and stuff

x

 

[Da Man]

Calm down everybody. Let's not get ourselfs confused about this. That rap/poem/whatever by DSD9 even got me confused.

 

[grayfox]

lol it was genius

 

[Scorchgid]

so gray fox where arew you holding the tomniment if its near me i might pop by that if its near london

 

[grayfox]

O________________________________________________________________o

 

[Scorchgid]

and english that means.....?

 

[grayfox]

it translates to around about "what a legend"

 

[Scorchgid]

me no im not a legand sorry that was a bit nooby ok well you fill me in when theres news

 

[grayfox]

im not holding a tourney mate

 

[Scorchgid]

Ed said Stu won't be coming and some of the other people on that list will probs make an appearance

oh ok its just from this it looked like you were soz

 

[Khaine]

thats all in reference to Anarchy Rules.

october 28/29th in lancaster.

theres a thread around here someplace.

 

[BloodBowler]

Hey Scorchgid, Always nice to see Newcomers. The third english tournament so far this year is being held where Khaine said it was, when Khaine said it was. Lancaster is at the Northwest of England and is quite a journey. However there are a good few other londoners going, so you may be able to mooch a ride off of them. Have DSD9 stuff you in the boot of his car or something, I dunno.

Anyways if you aren't to happy with the distance, than I apologise but I can't make it any closer. Anyways enough of me rambling, go here:

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=77109

 

[Scorchgid]

ok i just have one question i need to make my banner in to a code how i do that as in i want a picture in my signature

 

[Khaine]

upload it onto photobucket or a similar site, and copy one of the codes into your sig.

i dont remember which one, but theres only three, so it wont take long to work out.

x

 

[BloodBowler]

It's the Embed code you want.

 

[Scorchgid]

oh it desn't matter wat i want to know wat is the code for red font and size 20

 

[Scorchgid]

wait make that size 35 in Comic Sans MS

actullay for get in its looks a s if ive wasted my time my singutar is to big im sorry but thanks

 

[DSD9]

ScorchGid Couldn't you PM BB, ur leavin crap in the thread man Jesus!.....Can we say spammer?No offence - but it is annoying....


Right - to the GMC
"I apologise whole heartedly.I didn't think about the consequences of my actions.It was irresponsible for me to pwn you like i did and for that i am deeply sorry."
Lots of love to you guys...
Your my hero's, ALL of you....

xxx

Yours forever DSD9
HA loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll
Seriously guys its all in good sport....

 

[Omadon]

Dan. I physicaly lol'ed. I feel decidedly inadequate as far as a potential gangsta response goes. The last time I attempted to do anything involving rhyme/rap, I spent the next three days in intensive care after swallowing my own tounge ;_;

Your appology is noted and rejected on account of being pointless Ignore Joey, he's easily offended. I on the other hand am compelled to applaud, and lament my incapacity to retaliate in kind

 

[DSD9]

Good work Caleb see....So the Captain of GMC steps up to show the love in the Crews runs like a river through a s.h.i.t filled sewer of smashiness LOL.

G to the M to the C thats it,
Finally stepped up to prove they aint s.h.i.t,
Battalion boys had a change of name,
But these gangsta boys still show the PAIN,
The mafia freak - scottish kings,
They dont kick ur a.s.s these boys run rings,
All 3 crews have a destiny planned,
As we take this s.h.i.t global and leave the UK unmanned,
It's time we showed what the UK's been hiding,
Were the Red Arrow's and our wings are flying,
High to the top of the smash food chain,
The race and the pace you cannot contain,
This level of skill takes years to muster,
Ek - Amsah, these boys all fluster,
Stepping on contenders who step up to fumble,
ITS A UK TRASHING - BOYZ THIS S.H.I.T.S A ROYAL RUMBLE,

 

[Twiggy_Ramirez]

its true i am easily offended;

but i still want a live performance of the gangsta rap shiz next time your on our turf....

the other rap was better : im all for english smash stepping up;
and i think everyone should reserve judgement until the crews...

 

[Inferno_blaze]

Heh not a fn of rap and the simple 2 line rhyme but stil nice job thinking it all up

 

[Kone]

Reserve judgement, why?! battalion knows that all we got to do is crush the scottish AGAIN and beat sum nub crew from yeovil. Battalion already knows were victorious, just gotta turn up and collect our medals!

 

[grayfox]

XDXD you scrubs can only beat the Scottish by giving us your scrubs to get 4stocked. We'll be doing the 4 stocking this time though im willing to bed money on mafia winning

 

[Scalpel_nc]

I'll be pinning you to the wall if i'm 4 stocked, all of you.

 

[ShineOfScott-SOS]

yea i do think weve got this becasue

1. u have **** tactics @ mafia
2. were all way better now
3. your scottish


jokes about 3 =p your all sound but still

we will we will ..pwn you.!!!

d ...d....d....d D-UNIT.!!! (DSD9)

 

[Kone]

seriously scalpel aint jokin. the scottish dare to win and were keepin from scalepl cos that kid aint rite int he head.


scotts right this crew thing is all about the english legs the battlaion itself

big man gonna **** u euan , u got nout mate

ill be makn u a cuppa to cheer u guys up aftr ur humiliation

;_;

 

[ShineOfScott-SOS]

YES BLUDD.!!! brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppp.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on another note kaleb uses too many big words and i dont understand wat hes saying lol

 

[Twiggy_Ramirez]

sum nub crew from yeovil.

lol so nieave (i know thats not how you spell it) if your judging the GMC from aprrox. 8 months ago you are way off base...

im more than happy to be the underdog just makes it sweeter when you all keck your pants...

god **** were all getting b1tchey; nobody bring knives to lancaster...

or guns for that matter.. we all know how gangsta sdb are getting
and big words make caleb happy inside

 

[Kone]

could be 8 years but you guys wud still be ****e, whining bout how you've had time to improve wont do anything for you guys. as a unit battalion is much stronger than the gay club!

haha re: knives. quite funny u mention that. our mate scalpel ie guy that posted before derives his name from the fact he got abit naughty a few times with knife like objects and did 4 months. we're currently compiling a video of scalpel booting of when he plays us at smash. it really isnt pretty stuff!


ed's army going to **** all *** oct

 

[Twiggy_Ramirez]

i have a reasonable amount of respect for most of sdb as human beings ; but most of you take yourselves too seroiusly... except Jam5

<3 Jam5 he is lovely x

 

[Omadon]

Why has everybody, well, I say everybody, while I refer almost exclusivley to Joey and Ed. Suddenly turned into squabbling infants?

Joey. You have no room to be arrogant. Stop provoking people and generaly stop being a plank .__.

Ed - the hell did all of this animosity come from? Please, allow me to stress how little young Joseph's arrogance is shared by the rest of us. He needs to remove his head from his sphincter before he talks and realize that just because he hasnt seen people improving for the past 8 months, doesnt mean that he's been the only one doing it.

As far as weather or not were going to get *****, I half expect my *** to feel sore after crews. All I'm hoping for is that we don't go down too badly ;D So please. Spare me the refrences to how mentaly unfit members of your crew are in reguards to the proper use of cutlery, and I'll make sure that certain members of my crew watch their mouths.

 

[ShineOfScott-SOS]

i sjt wnaa say one thing smashboards is only for one thing after the tourny date is settled and tha tis trash talk ..take nothign serious on here lol ..u shudda seen the trash tlk from ed's tourny agasint the scottish that was pretty bad btu wen we see each other were all freidnly and lovey dovey ..Ryan even dances =]

PS: my fox owns DONE

 

[Kone]

Animosity?! pfft all abit of fun caleb my man, all abit of fun. Got no gripes with the gmc but a bit of trashtalk will help set up one helluva crew match with yourselves.

Im eagerly looking forward to seeing how this tourney works out ^_^

: )

x