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The Art of Trolling (IMO)

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Alien Vision

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I've been doing alot of research on people who get trolled, and those who do the trolling. I've also went through the trouble to set up my own personal observations--by purposely making threads to troll, and to be trolled. I see trolling as an art, a labyrinth, a game we built. It relies solely on the sheer sarcasm, tricks, illusions, ''and compliments'' that are really just a derivation from ''troll fagcts''. I've mentioned something similar to this in one of my more sincere OP's in the Creative Minds thread.

It's about how there is a labyrinth we are stuck in. It's full of traps, dead ends, tricks, and illusions. The art of trolling is based entirely on this very concept. The labyrinth is the troll, and we are the ones who are lost in this maze. The trolls really have no control, or power over us. It's our weak mentality to handle their mind boggling schemes that gives them the ability to get in our heads. If we were to stay strong and think outside of the box instead of trying to beat them at their own labyrinth they've created, they cannot get into our heads and their entire game falls into pieces. How can you trick, deceive, **** with somebody who understands ''The Game''? There is no end to this labyrinth, there is no game.. Just climb over the walls. You are the game to them only IF you fall into their clutches, and try to find the exit to their design. If you stay strong, and stay on point with your life to understand, that no matter how much sincerity, or devotion you put into your attempt to win ''The Game'', they will only just throw out more ''troll fagcts'' to weave you away from the main idea so they can **** you in a dark alleyway.

So why do I have so much fascination for trolling? Why do I see it as an art? Well, it's because ''The Game'' actually spawns from an incredible concept that I have long studied, and it's also being intelligently displayed through a new series titled ''The Booth at the End''.

It's the concept for how the devil grants us powers, and fulfills our wishes IF we do just ONE task for him. We have the ability to say ''Yes'', or ''No''. It's not the devil that killed those people, bombed a building, cut off someone's ear, etc. It was the person who made the deal with the devil by being subdued by their own temptation, self agendas, and wishes full of merciless gluttony. It's a beautiful art of denial, and how the true face of things are well hidden. That the shadows that we all hate are actually ourselves. Humans project things from their own personal concerns onto other people, and this makes this all the more fascinating! When people troll somebody, I love it when that person getting trolled lashes back at them telling them how their lives are pointless.. When they could've simply just ignored the troll, amiright? :awesome: They say how ''YOU make me mad''. How did they make you mad? Did they crawl in your head and turn on the ''Mad Switch''. What about when they say how much the troll is a loser, and is a piece of ****. When they are the ones going ballistic, cussing, insulting, and becoming an animal. Yet, they DON'T even realize it until after the flame wars end with their utter defeat..

This concept is beyond one of my my most favorite concepts, and theories for trolling. I love it with all my passion. It's not the troll, or the devil that turned you into what you are. They are not to blame! It is YOU who're to blame for making oblivious sacrifices through your perfect-layer of ignorance, and denial. Why else would we lash out at people who point out the weakness in ourselves, even if they are just trying to help..?

Simply beautiful! I applaud all of the professional trolls out there!

Remember, they are called ''trolls'' not ''controlls''. ;)
 

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
Does your name stem from psychology? A system that Jung (An infamous psychologist) studied which has to do with how humans create a complex of inferiority, and tend to overcompensate things to deem their individuality through their subconscious?

If this is remotely true. You get a +1.
 

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If you think your trolling is art...then you're one of the worst artists I've ever seen.
I am not a professional troll. I only wanted to acquire the mindset (as the little knowledge I had for being a troll) to feel what I was trying to achieve, and I now have all of the information I needed to write this OP. Thankyou for your sincere post.
 

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Trolling is not a profession.

Try again.
Then what would you deem it as? I see artistic trolls, bored trolls, wannabe trolls, and mediocre trolls.

So what do you call a troll that excels in nearly every field as a troll? Who knows, and doesn't know what they are doing at the same time?
 

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is more like it.

I think we should all heed Mr Satoran's advice or end up like him:

So, what is the moral of your theory again? What about that exclusive 10%? You guys taught me how to elaborate my ideas. What are you doing right now? Not being specific. :bee:
 

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Let's see here...

Number 9 says: False advertising is a horrendous act that dashes the hopes and dreams of children and aliens blind or otherwise. I bought axe excite and not one angel fell in my vicinity. NOT ONE! Your avatar lies!



You lie.
 

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You asked for point of what I posted, not for me to go into further detail about it.

If you're in reality, asking me to explain why I think 90% of your posts are trolling, I'll just copy and paste one of the posts from our last go around. You know, the one with that giant wall of quotes with posts of yours in them? Or your arrogant blog, or your responses to criticism in the insanctuary thread.

The possible 10% would be the giant wall about your grandma..maybe.

edit: oh and don't forget the forum games! :troll:
 

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You asked for point of what I posted, not for me to go into further detail about it.

If you're in reality, asking me to explain why I think 90% of your posts are trolling, I'll just copy and paste one of the posts from our last go around. You know, the one with that giant wall of quotes with posts of yours in them? Or your arrogant blog, or your responses to criticism in the insanctuary thread.

The possible 10% would be the giant wall about your grandma..maybe.

edit: oh and don't forget the forum games! :troll:
I am 90% sure that you read my OP.
 

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I skimmed through it just now. Something about Switch being mad (no surprise there) and satanic something or rather. I'm 90% sure the devil isn't everywhere at once.
I am 90% sure that skimming my OP makes this entire argument about ''specifying'' null.

Now, I will wait for somebody to actually shed some interesting opinions on what they gathered from my OP.
 

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I'm 90% sure that you have telepathetic powers. Just because I said I skimmed through it just now doesn't mean that I hadn't read it already in it's entirety. cwutididther?

My opinion from your OP about trolling and the "experiments" you did are that you're a troll. And a generally unliked one at that. And given as one can not say with any certainty whether you're sincere or not in any way, especially now that we know without a doubt that you do this on purpose, that nothing you say can be trusted, and you as a whole should be ingnored until you cease to reside here.

And to do otherwise aside for one's own simple enjoyment in watching your reactions, genuine or fake, is simply a waste of time.

That is what I mean in the post above concerning heeding Mr Satoran's advice. Which 90% of people who reside here will understand or will know enough to discover the meaning of it rather easily.

EDIT: 100% of the people will understand that click the link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrI7QUJfkvI
 

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I'm 90% sure that you have telepathetic powers. Just because I said I skimmed through it just now doesn't mean that I hadn't read it already in it's entirety. cwutididther?

My opinion from your OP abou trolling and the "experiments" you did are that you're a troll. And a generally unliked one at that. And given as one can not say with any certainty whether you're sincere or not in any way, especially now that we know without a doubt that you do this on purpose, that nothing you say can be trusted, and you as a whole should be ingnored until you cease to reside here.

And to do otherwise aside for one's own simple enjoyment in watching your reactions, genuine or fake, is simply a waste of time.

That is what I mean in the post above concerning heeding Mr Satoran's advice. Which 90% of people who reside here will understand or will know enough to discover the meaning of it easily.
Whenever did I say anything about you reading it the first time. cwutIdidthartoo?

Actually, I am not a troll. I was experimenting. It didn't hurt anybody. Everyone reacted in the ways that they did because they chose to. Just because I made a few observations doesn't make me a pointless SWF poster. I do have some sincere ones, and since you still don't want to specify the value of why you aren't taking my OP seriously, I will be obligated to lend you the pleasure to find them yourself.

I generally only express attention to serious things, like some of the threads I responded to.
I am 90% sure that you're 90% sure that I do that.

He is only 90% sure, what about the other 10%?
 

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No you didn't see what I did because if you saw what I did you would have tried to copy a different portion of my post to turn back at me than the portion which you did.

Yes you are a troll, whether or not you cause harm is irrelevant to what you are. I'm not taking your OP seriously because aside from the over the top rediculous grandier you try to add to every thread that you start, everything you said in there that wasn't nonsensical is common sense for anyone that's spent more than no time at all on a computer.

Trolls do things to get a reaction. People are ignorant so they, for the most part, respond anyway and give the troll just what it wanted. Like I'm doing right now. I summarized your whole OP in two sentences. Three if you include the example.

I already know I lost the game, I've said that multiple times in multiple blog shattering raps now.
 

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No you didn't see what I did because if you saw what I did you would have tried to copy a different portion of my post to turn back at me than the portion which you did.

Yes you are a troll, whether or not you cause harm is irrelevant to what you are. I'm not taking your OP seriously because aside from the over the top rediculous grandier you try to add to every thread that you start, everything you said in there that wasn't nonsensical is common sense for anyone that's spent more than no time at all on a computer.

Trolls do things to get a reaction. People are ignorant so they, for the most part, respond anyway and give the troll just what it wanted. Like I'm doing right now.

I already know I lost the game, I've said that multiple times in multiple blog shattering raps now.
I didn't have to turn it around on you. Because it had nothing to do with what we are currently talking about thus there is nothing for me to see.

It's an interesting concept that elaborated my previous actions along with it. What more do you want?

The only reaction I wanted was a serious idea that stems from what somebody gathered from my OP. So how does this make me a troll? Wouldn't it mean I am ''possibly'' a troll?

What game?
 

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I wasn't stating that you had to turn it around on me, I was stating that if you were, you should have done it with the part that made sense to do so. Telepathetic. Look at the word closely.



If that is the case, I dislike your methods. It was unnecessary to show your point. But it brings you being a troll back to simply a possibility.

However if you are simply feigning ignorance in the post above...then the picture above will be referring to me rather than you.

My 1700th post. And it's a post about mindgames.
 

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I wasn't stating that you had to turn it around on me, I was stating that if you were, you should have done it with the part that made sense to do so. Telepathetic. Look at the word closely.



If that is the case, I dislike your methods. It was unnecessary to show your point. But it brings you being a troll back to simply a possibility.

However if you are simply feigning ignorance in the post above...then the picture above will be referring to me rather than you.

My 1700th post. And it's a post about mindgames.
Where would you be now if you were never under the impression that I was a troll? Would you've had even responded to this thread? You imply that your impression of me is a waste of time. What are you really accomplishing by doing what you're doing right now?
 

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If I never thought of you as a troll? I would be where I am now as I didn't think you were a troll until later on.
I've accomplished nothing because it goes back to what I said earlier- It is not possible to ascertain whether you are honest or not, so therefore any conversation or debate where it is neccesarry for you to be truthful to the best of your ability are useless. You could just be screwing with me pretending you don't know what I'm talking about, or you could sincerely not know. It doesn't even matter. Either way My involvement is relatively useless. Unless something is worth noting in one of the posts I typed.
 

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If I never thought of you as a troll? I would be where I am now as I didn't think you were a troll until later on.
I've accomplished nothing because it goes back to what I said earlier- It is not possible to ascertain whether you are honest or not, so therefore any conversation or debate where it is neccesarry for you to be truthful to the best of your ability are useless. You could just be screwing with me pretending you don't know what I'm talking about, or you could sincerely not know. It doesn't even matter. Either way My involvement is relatively useless. Unless something is worth noting in one of the posts I typed.
You've felt sincerity in the post about my grandmother. What you said in one of my experimental posts regarding it, doesn't extract itself to 10% of doubt that I am not a troll.

So everything that you post now, is something that you can't even fathom. I haven't posted anything since my sincere OP until today, so how can what you've felt have changed so dramatically? Unless, you are being taken on a ride by your own ignorance to see how genuine, and intrigued I am in ''The Art of Trolling''.
 

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Admit to trolling during a troll blog, then making a blog about said troll blogs. Cooool.

Also Super Sonic you are being incredibly naive, and perfects some other adjective that isn't the word "bumbklaatt", seriously my God what are you even doing.
 
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