TFS: Just when I thought I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN. **** Melee

[TunaCasserole]

I heard PPMD once took a piss AND a shi t on Nando at the

SAME

FU CKIN

TIME

PP for potential TFS material?

Nah he's a scrub. Not a REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ***** LIKE OT-oh wait. Nah that Simple Max kid is also ********.

MUH MUH MUH...MAKES ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYY *****
HAHA ***** READ MY JUMP AN GOT ME. I WISH I WASNT SO SIMPLE SO THAT I COULD MAYBE HAVE AVOIDED THAT


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Max?]

This thread is ****ing amazing.

 

[CaptainNanD0]

i never know what yaneev is saying

max you're gifted

 

[Reaver197]

Winni ng

 

[Niko45]

lol Yaneev you are really terrible

 

[Skinhoff]

 

[TunaCasserole]

Nando you GAYfted

 

[Max?]

I wish I had photoshop skills

 

[Mogwai]

roflmao, smashboards too good.

 

[Max?]

**** this ****, see you guys on saturday. If people wanna chill today (Friday) call me.



lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

 

[R00R]

What day is it today?

 

[Mogwai]

*****, it's Friday! Friday! GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAY!

 

[Reaver197]

I somehow find Yaneev's censored post even more hilarious as it makes equally no sense to me either way.

Also, buttdongs.

 

[Max?]

I somehow find Yaneev's censored post even more hilarious as it makes equally no sense to me either way.

Also, buttdongs.

LOLLllllllllll

 

[CaptainNanD0]

haha true, if pp was in here all ya niqqas would be banned, just like he banned ''fernando'' whoever that was...

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Max?]

So yeah, you guys should come out to my place tonight. I've already laid out my case 1,000 times, but let me iterate it one more time. I can't go out to the city cause of Nala, I'm also more or less strapped for free spending money atm.

1.) John's house is small, there will be way too many people there. Good luck playing melee or playing Catan.
2.) The city costs money
3.) There is no snow, and it's completely fine outside, so weather johns don't apply at all.
4.) Smokehouse
5.) Captain Preq wants to hang and there is almost no way he is going into the city.

I mean come on *****s, throw me a bone here. I travel so much and go to other peoples houses like its my job, but getting someone to come out here is like impossible.

Edit:

Actually, upon reflection, I could give a **** less if you guys come to my house or not.

 

[Mogwai]

I just figured out that Nala is named after the lioness in the lion king like, a week ago or so when the CT thread was talking about Disney Princesses, lol

and yea, I just wanted to say lol to get this stupid ****ing picture to show up

 

[Max?]

I can't believe it took you that long to figure it out. I want to say that I've told you that before as well.

That awkward girl is probably the best part of the song.

 

[TunaCasserole]

So yeah, Simple Max is ****in GA Y. I've already laid out my case over 9000 times, but let me iterate it one more time.

1) Simple Max will NEVER be the venerable role model that OTG was to the community
2) Simple Max gets tech-chased by Nando, who the MUCH more intellectual OTG originally defecated upon repeatedly and unrelentingly
3) Simple Max is made MUHMUHMUHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYY by just about everything. OTG, on the other hand, had high standards: he could only become truly happy by gaping the anuses of countless innocents
4) HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
5) T-***** ****in GA Y

I mean come on *****s, throw him a bone here. Simple Max tries SO ****in hard to be like OTG, but is just

TOO

****IN

SIMPLE

to make it work

EDIT: This forum thing is absurd. It's like something Zach would do.

@Scarsdale: If you *******es didn't watch recent tourney videos of S0ft commentating, watch them. It's EXACTLY how Zach would sound if he ever commentated on a Scarsdale match

 

[Max?]

Salad Bowl is probably coming to my crib tonight.

 

[Sol]

Marinor and I will stop bye today

 

[Max?]

lol. now you have to come out Tommy. Dblock vs. Mariner round 2. ****

 

[TunaCasserole]

huggles and snuggles

Ga y *** *****?

 

[Reaver197]

I would totally come to your place Max, if I had a good way of getting there and back.

Which I don't. It's balls.

Also, SALAD BOWL. Play me. Or invite me. Or what the **** ever. Where in Williamsburg are you peeps?

 

[R00R]

Sorry for not coming out

I was really tired and I got **** to do tomorrow

 

[Niko45]

FNNNA is just too real

 

[Max?]

FNNNA is way too real.

I got bad news for you Tommy.

I'm pretty sure Niko and I are coming to your house later to play Catan and there isn't too much you can do about it.

I DONT GIVE A GODDAMN

 

[DBL0C]

Catan Epic team Battle?

 

[DBL0C]

OTDBL0C has to happen.

 

[Max?]

OTDBL0C would be the most dangerous force on the planet earth.

 

[R00R]

I mean you kinda need to break Dblock and I up, it just wouldn't be fair otherwise.

 

[Max?]

You hold onto that #3 placing tommy

 

[R00R]

FAKE

10fake

 

[R00R]

Didnt Max get last place twice yesterday?

We need to update those power rankings

 

[Niko45]

Dblock also coming up empty yesterday.

Yall *****s overrated

 

[ChivalRuse]

Just out of curiosity, how free was he?

 

[R00R]

wtf you even talking about ChivalFake

 

[ChivalRuse]

I just wanted to know if the best player in India even deserves the time of day in the States.

 

[R00R]

***** we dont even talk about melee in this thread any more

It all about Settlers of Catan

And DBL0C is the realest ***** around

 

[Max?]

I tied with one or two other people in the first game for 3rd, Joey got last.

In the last game I tied with Niko and Tommy for last.

The Power Rankings for this game is like impossible LOL.



And yeah, **** Melee.