im still pretty f***ing sick.
ehem. i am still dog *** sick, as said in the title.
so ima do something cuz im bored.
So listen and listen well, because im about to announce what should be happening around here.
this is is a rough summary of the argument going on for the last...5 pages.
Desh: ok the vote is over hybrid rules win.
LRX (toxn reencarnation): but more people voted for challenges.
Desh: well i didnt see any votes. so here are the new rules.
Wigi: ok rules i guess but can i post a suggestion for them?
EVERYONE(thats including desh): sure go ahead<-----pay attention to this line. remember it; savour it.
Wigi: posts his idea
blowtoes: it makes sense maybe we can use it.
Desh: you guys are all *****, no more ranks, and if you try to make another thread it will be deleted HA. HAHAHA. <----->.> alright..spontanious spaz.
k how's about this: obviously a ranking thread will be deleted if it got started. but without ranks this place is dead and pretty f***ing boring. no ranks means no tourneys. Even if tourneys were still in, how fun would that **** be if we didnt have f***ing ranks for them? um...NOT VERY F***ING FUN.
This isnt a soap opera people, so really, shutup.
i had insomnia last night, sleeping for only 2 hours, and during that time, I repeatedly thought about the future of this b-town thread of ours. and i came upon a revelation.
turns out that a purely recreational b-town chat thread has as much chance as surviving as a seperate ranking thread. so guess what? were pretty much screwed at this point. unless something happens.
So, unless we have both things running together, were gunna get nowhere.
so heres whats going to happen.
Desh is going to do ranks any f***ing way he pleases, and no one else is going to know how they work. that way no one can constantly b***h about whats best. because they wont know anything. why i say this is because, well, why the hell should we care how HE ranks the systems? we have no work in this, and we should have no say either.
well, the btown directors might have a little say, but i know im here to back-up chris when hes in trouble. hes not in trouble, so im f***ing around with my hilarious editorials. (1st post people...) plus, this is pretty much my say in things.
the only real thing the rest of the smashers should care about is how much fun they are going to have because ssbm is pretty much... oh um i dont know---a
game. so guess what, challenges are an extra fun we can have, so just let us keep it just a bit. you dont even have to keep them ranked Desh, just say you are and then dont! we wont even f***ing know the difference!
WE JUST WANT TO HAVE HAVE SOME F***ING FUN!
in fact, take WIGI's offer, and "change" it to his system. say you did. watch the fun when no one notices a difference or even remotely gives a ****. watch, cuz it will be pretty f***ing hilarious when eveyone just shuts up about it. if it sounds dirty to anyone else, shutup, you wont know the f***ing difference either.
these are some things said over the threads. not eact word for word, but you can see what im getting at.
i read this:
"challenges are innacurate",
then i read
"we need an accurate ranking system or else this is a waste of my time",
and then i read
" im in this for the fun, i like competitive smashing."
NICE F***ING CONTRADICTION.
challenges aren't accurate, but they're pretty f***ing fun. so keep it. you dont even have to take it seriously desh, i wont stress on that fact enough. you handle this all under the secrecy of your computer.
or, you could just pick a random f***ing number out of a random f***ing hat with a random f***ing persons f***ing name f***ing written on the f***ing side of it. we wouldnt know the f***ing difference, because we wouldnt f***ing know how you work the f***ing thing in the first f***ing place!!
i love that word, im not being overly hostile, i've just set it to my ctrl+v. f***ing.
but do you get my drift? do it any f***ing way you want desh, really, i dont care. no one else should either. as long as i can see who im better than, im pretty much f***ing happy. k?
i dont need precision-technology-laser-accuracy-government-satelite-james-bond-stalking quality s**t to find out who the best is out of 12 f***ing people!
again, i dont care how this goes, as long as it goes one way or another.
a quick summary,
desh, do rankings still or we're pretty much f***ed. do them however you want, just let us f*** around with challenges cuz they pretty much kick ***. and the best part is that you dont even have to rank them, because we wont know the difference, because if you keep the ranking system in secret, so no one can possible *****, or know what is going on behind the scenes.
so ranks are pretty much essential to this thread. no rankings = no tournaments(or tournaments we care about) and what do we have left? talking.
chat threads = against the rules. so f***ing lighten up and realize that without you and you rankings desh, we're pretty much screwed at this point.
ok im about done, but i just want to say a few more things.
this morning i opened up my email to see 212 bulk(spam). so here is another suggestion.
the following people need to post less.
Desh
WIGI
blowtoes
im trying to as of this morning.
Pyro
LRX
aAndy,
you guys post as much as we should, and everyone else needs to stop hiding and show your faces. so if you are having an argument, as a fellow director of this thread, i have to ask, this:
in the unfortunate situation of an argument, edit your original post with the quote of what your argument buddy said last, and then argue in said original post. In the predicament that said post gets too long, which is likely, but really doesnt matter anyways, then sure make a new one.
the b-town thread doesnt need 5 pages of straight argument that shouldnt exist. just one is fine.
Desh if you would add that to your rules, i would appreciate that. make sure its that sandy brown color, it looks nice.
ok another topic. i would like to point out my apologies to pirkid, i thought this gheyness was over.
i lub mario, hes so fun to play as, and id love to have a mario ditto with you. mkay?
actually, blowtoes's mario>wigi's luigi.
totally
i dunno about desh's dr., but i think i might be able to pull it off.
LRX i didnt know you could ganon. kewl. (LRX is too close to LTG...)ToXn was fine.
im coming over satureday desh. im bringing a tv, wither you like it or not. ToXn, LRX, liferuiner, whatever you wanna be called, bring the gc, and ill buy it from you asap. =)
ill bring case of coke too, because we can never have enough pop. it depends on how many people are going to come, but sinse its on a saturday, im assuming more than 5 people are coming. maybe 10 if we're really lucks. so if it is 10 people i will charge $.50 for each can.
also, for clarification, my editorials are about as reliable as the national enquirer. its for entertainment purposes, and basically the winner of an epic match is glorified to look like a smash god, and the loser becomes breakfast for him. ive also been told it was a bit lenghthly, and ill make it a bit shorter. its good to hear positive feedback.
also, im sleeping over at your house saturday desh cuz im special like that. wigi and steve should stay to, cuz that last one when we all got together was f***ing hilarious.
Malcommm PAAAAAAWNCH
yeh im done for now. the colbert report is on, and i hope you all consider what ive had to say.
