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IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
Sarcasm. Think anyone not in Kid Icarus Uprising.What's a snark?
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Sarcasm. Think anyone not in Kid Icarus Uprising.What's a snark?
If the characters had intros for Classic Mode, this would be it.Because I f***ing hate the Smash Mansion concept (seriously, it's overused as f***), my headcanon will be like this:
Master Hand is the god of the World of Trophies. He organizes tournaments with participants from all over different parts of the Nintendo multiverse connected to it, later also connecting with the SEGA, Capcom, Konami and Namco universes.
This tournament promises power and treasure to their winners, however unknown to them they're actually being trained. Master Hand knows well his god status doesn't equivalent invincibility; he knows well there are menaces like his brother Crazy Hand, Tabuu or even himself as the Master Core, a dark manifestation of all negative and destructive emotions, to a worse level than Crazy Hand, that he takes involuntary.
Master Hand gets each character dragged into these events, and each has a motive to participate:
This tournament has no one staying in an overused cliché place
- the Mushroom Kingdom has been under strange attacks lately, not wanting to simply do nothing, Mario goes to find the source.
- was pretty much dragged by Mario.
- was notified by a Toad of a big danger coming. Mario however wasn't available due to a kart/golf/whatever tournament, so she said "Why not going myself?"
- wants to prepare for his next attack to the Mushroom Kingdom, mostly to defeat Mario, so he goes off to find opponents to beat.
- is worried about some new viruses that he has never seen before. Thinking he would find a cure for them, he enters to see if someone helps him.
- sensed disturbance in many places of time-space. She decided to investigate.
- wants to impress his dad, so he goes to get stronger and help him defeat Mario.
- is from Yoshi's Island era. He lost Baby Mario, and tries to find him.
- heard of a great tresure going for the tournament winner, so he goes to take it.
- his bananas were stolen (again), he goes against the culprits.
- pretty much the same as DK.
- thinks a new chaos is rising. Pulling the Master Sword once again, he decides to confront it.
- is post TP. Hearing of a new threat for her kingdom and with the abscence of the hero that recently saved Hyrule, she decides to go by herself.
- is OoT Zelda, knowing the Hero of Time will awake soon, she goes to prepare to fight along him.
- being free from the sages imprisonment, desires more power. He enters as he thinks he'll gain more and prove the world how much of a menace he is.
- determined to save Termina, he thinks this is some kind of trial and goes to get a new mask that'll help him.
- is told by the King of Red Lions to get stronger before finding the Triforce of Courage parts, he enters so.
- was hired by the Galactic Federation to investigate a new source of power that was gathering different fighters.
- is like the above, only the Power Suit was damaged but she was provided with jet heels.
- is hungry, thinking the winner reward is maybe food, he goes to participate.
- goes to investigate, trying to find what has been causing disasters recently in Dream Land.
- was intrigued over disasters happenning in Dream Land. He decided to find the source and smack him.
- received an alarm and is told by General Pepper to investigate a new gathering of powerful warriors.
- thinks Fox can't do it and due to rivalry decides to go too.
- got an alert. At first he wasn't interested, but after hearing the possible pressence of Star Fox, he immediately changed his mind.
- is Red's. When Red decided to enter, Pikachu wanted to enter alone with Red's approval.
- is Leaf's. Thinking of herself as weak, she runs off deciding to become stronger and make her trainer proud.
- is Ethan's. In a similar situation to Jigglypuff, he convinces Ethan to let him enter. Though he thinks his Pokémon is pushing himself a bit, he agrees.
- was wondering about the reason of his existance, and learning of many strong foes participating, he decides to enter in search of answers.
- wanted to test his trainer skills, thus after he heard of some new Pokémon tournament, decided to travel and encounter new trainers.
- was with Red, so he's pretty much fighting for him.
- likewise, she fights for Red too.
- is also with Red, however he's more independant and so sometimes gets out of his own Poké Ball and fights alone. Red lets this.
- has recently Mega Evolved and decides practice it in battle and polish his Aura abilities at the same time.
- is either Kalem's or Serena's. He wanted to learn more about his recent evolution.
- decided to enter a different tournament than racing, to prove he's the best no matter in what.
- was traveling along his friends, but after an alien attack they got separated and goes to search them.
- thinks one of the Seven Needles could be found.
- saw a very tall mountain and decided to climb it. Little they know it would led them to the tournament.
- is worried for the safety of his kingdom after he heard others have been attacked. Wielding the Falchion, he goes on a secret journey to find the evil causing that chaos.
- is training before he can lead the army aginst Bern.
- is from before returning to Tellius in Radiant Dawn, preparing for the new menace that is arriving at the continent.
- is from before she arrived in the Awakening present, before going back in time she decides to prove her worth by defeating those opponents.
- was sent by Naga, who felt some disturbance that could affect Awakening's world.
- wants to discover what's beyond his world, he thinks meeting these new people would be a good first step.
- is sent by Palutena, who thinks the tournament sounds suspicious yet fun.
- secretly knew that various distortions around the multiverse were happenning. Thinking it was too much, even for Pit, she decided to go too.
- was bored. Having nothing to do, he enters to find someone worthy to fight.
- is from the events of Pikmin 2. During his treasure collect, he separates from Louie and finds out that some great treasure will be granted to the winner of a tournament.
- was sent by Professor Hector, due to some disasters ocurring lately near the laboratory.
- was curious to learn about the outside of his town, he decides to explore.
- didn't have any to practice yoga with, so she decided to search someone.
- was simply chasing a duck at the orders of his master. After a while, he found himself and the duck in danger and decided to work together for the while.
- is convinced to enter by Doc, who thinks will be a good training for the next Championship.
- is trying to master the Buster and Smash arts, he decides to enter to practice them against powerful opponents.
- are a team of Miis that got a passion for battle and admire other Nintendo characters, thus mimicking some of their styles. Hearing some of their heroes are gonna meet there, they go.
- is notified by Tails about it. Bored from Eggman not doing anything recently, he goes off.
- is assigned to infiltrate the tournament, in fear of a possible new Metal Gear or other weapon being built.
- and Dr. Light got the alert of an upcoming disaster. Thinking it could be Dr. Wily, Mega Man is set to go and stop him.
- goes to find the Ghost Gang due to some troubles going on in Pac-Land. Discovering it wasn't them, he sets to find the real culprit.
(because f*** you, Smash Mansion), instead the fighters randomly run into each other and fight.
, , , , , , and due to being costumes, have no actual presence in those events. , and however, due to being the same characters as their counterparts in context, are sometimes recalled in being in those events instead of their normal selves.
Smash Room. They all share one room.I honestly didn't even know the Smash Mansion thing was so widespread. I had that headcanon as a kid in the Melee days, long before I had access to the internet fanbase. With SSB4 I'm sort of leaning away towards it. With things like the map in Classic mode this time, I've sort of come up with each SSB taking place in a different location.
Melee: Smash Mansion- basically what you think it is. Each series gets a room, though for bigger series it's large enough to allow everyone a little privacy.
Brawl: Smash Island (the one we see everyone standing on in the intro)- a decent-sized island with one cabin per series that everyone in that series shares.
SSB4: Smash Country (trying to thing of a better name)- the land in Classic mode. There are cabins spread throughout, but now everyone can have their own. Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings are the exception and still live with Bowser. I'll write out where each fighter lives in it if and when I work that out.
Still not sure on SSB64. I was thinking Smash City, but that seems a bit big for twelve fighters. Smash Club? Smash House?Smash Apartment?
Smash Treehouse. Literally just one treehouse in Mario's backyard.I honestly didn't even know the Smash Mansion thing was so widespread. I had that headcanon as a kid in the Melee days, long before I had access to the internet fanbase. With SSB4 I'm sort of leaning away towards it. With things like the map in Classic mode this time, I've sort of come up with each SSB taking place in a different location.
Melee: Smash Mansion- basically what you think it is. Each series gets a room, though for bigger series it's large enough to allow everyone a little privacy.
Brawl: Smash Island (the one we see everyone standing on in the intro)- a decent-sized island with one cabin per series that everyone in that series shares.
SSB4: Smash Country (trying to thing of a better name)- the land in Classic mode. There are cabins spread throughout, but now everyone can have their own. Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings are the exception and still live with Bowser. I'll write out where each fighter lives in it if and when I work that out.
Still not sure on SSB64. I was thinking Smash City, but that seems a bit big for twelve fighters. Smash Club? Smash House?Smash Apartment?
And featuring: (Narrater Voice)On a random headcanon I have; , , , . ,, , , , , , , , and are trying to convince Nintendo to have a Super Bash Sisters spinoff. Anna, Fiora, Micaiah, Daisy, Dixie, Isabelle, Paula, Lyn, Leaf, Barbara, Lip and others are helping them.
I laughed why too hard at this.And featuring:
TUUUMMMBBBLR!!!
Wait, why and if they're gender indeterminate?On a random headcanon I have; , , , . ,, , , , , , , , and are trying to convince Nintendo to have a Super Bash Sisters spinoff. Anna, Fiora, Micaiah, Daisy, Dixie, Isabelle, Paula, Lyn, Leaf, Barbara, Lip and others are helping them.
in Smash seems to be most likely female, her alts being female accessories and all, not to mention as species overall, it has a higher female ratio.Wait, why and if they're gender indeterminate?
Sakurai said no. He also had Nana and Ivysaur removed. From life. Sakurai is a petty god.On a random headcanon I have; , , , . ,, , , , , , , , and are trying to convince Nintendo to have a Super Bash Sisters spinoff. Anna, Fiora, Micaiah, Daisy, Dixie, Isabelle, Paula, Lyn, Leaf, Barbara, Lip and others are helping them.
dat video doeHa ha.
But really I was joking about the bed part. Robin isn't the type "be friends to get in his/her pants" type of guy
Robin just simply wants to get into second base, ya know?
Beside Robin has so much to see so much to do before stealing down and getting marry (and sex).
SO MUCH DO TO SO MUCH TO SEEdat video doe
Morgan says: "You've seen enough already. Hurry up and make me with mother!"SO MUCH DO TO SO MUCH TO SEE
Me: Lady, check yourself... Wait... is your father is technicaly a prince?Morgan says: "You've seen enough already. Hurry up and make me with mother!"
I think Robin is technically a prince. Both of Morgan's parents are royalty in my runthroughs if he is truly royalty.Me: Lady, check yourself... Wait... is your father is technically a prince?
I'm imaging Robin like this.has this habit of touching everything once. Heck it was like that back in Awakening as well. Chrom said it's almost like taking care of a curious kid.
I don't know either, but I like it! Probably because I'm also somewhat autistic, so...I don't know why I keep making somewhat autistic. I just really like the idea that anyone can go from nobody to bring number 1., Like M2K.
Ooh I like the hotel idea, and Mario and Luigi could be in charge of it!What about Smash Dorms? Or Hotel Smash.
I like the Dorm idea myself, it allows for roommates. I kinda think the Mansion thing is overplayed too.
I'm not really a fan of Pichu evolving, but the Young Link turning into Link idea is actually really great. (Though I wonder what happened to the old adult Link? )Like how evolved into, my headcannon is that grew up into , which is why he has a Fierce Deity costume.
Which adult think we talkin' bout here, or ?I'm not really a fan of Pichu evolving, but the Young Link turning into Link idea is actually really great. (Though I wonder what happened to the old adult Link? )
since grew up to be the new oneWhich adult think we talkin' bout here, or ?
Oh, yeah... forgot about that....Well, Adult Link technically doesn't exist after Ocarina of Time because Zelda sends him back in time to his childhood, which triggers the events of OoT. The only people who know of the old hero now are the characters in the Timeline of the Wind Waker.