Super Smash Bros Headcanons

[Sarki Soliloquy]

/'s speech capabilities are limited to the point of being on the same level as a developing child. He knows a couple words and a few short phrases to blurt, mostly for simple requests and provocations. He's also an abecendarian in the Hylain alphabet, in which tries to tutor him. Only he's so stubborn.

is capable of full mental monologue like in Epic Yarn. But orally, he can only say a few short words. Much like a child.

is awkwardly passive in conversation. He only directs it when given a question. Sometimes he can come off inscrutable when answering on a two-way scale.

 

[Flaxr XIII]

and are sleeping together. Thats mostly it.

Plot Twist: isn't in the suit.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Also , , and Still have tea parties.

And I suppose and are going on a Pokemon journey on their own, but leftkinda like Ash did?

 

[Ffamran]

Plot Twist: isn't in the suit.

Hello... Little Mac.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Hello... Little Mac.

Oh god. ._.

 

[Flaxr XIII]

Hello... Little Mac.

I can only imagine the SA-X Samus to talk in Egoraptor's Chiz Pizza Robot voice.

I"M DYING HERE!

 

[Ffamran]

I can only imagine the SA-X Samus to talk in Egoraptor's Chiz Pizza Robot voice.

I"M DYING HERE!

I was thinking of one of these voices.

Spoiler

Or Claudia Black.

Spoiler

You'll be scared and interested at the same time

 

[Bedoop]

Personal Headcanon Time.
stole 's Sm4sh Invitation, so Sakurai/Master Hand gave the Slot.
is similar to SA-X, but with .
is actually SA-X, which leads to confusion when Samus () and SA-X () fight eachother.
stole 's Tomes as a Prank (Get it, R.O.B.in?)

Spoiler

is the Smash God. Y'see, is the source of the Shadow Bugs, in which Tabuu uses to make his creations. Master Core has said Shadow Bugs to change his form, but the Core lies in Master Hand, who watches over all the fighters. So basically, Everyone except < Master Core < Tabuu < .

and are a little bit more than friends.
ate 's invitation
, and all own a little club together, where , and occasionally pop by.

 

[Laniv]

stole 's Tomes as a Prank (Get it, R.O.B.in?)

So R.O.B. R.O.B.s R.O.B.in?

 

[Robertman2]

I've been reading in some sites (like TV Tropes), and I'm beginning to like some ideas: the armored Samus actually being SA-X and the standalone Sheik actually being Impa in disguise (who else but the one partly responsible for the fake identity with the unoriginal name?). I guess that would make the standalone Zelda actually Toon Zelda in disguise, explaining her Down-B move; but how can she achieve to be taller in such a disguise?

Well...

What am I looking at.
Anyways...
- acts like how he does in Awkward Zombie, much to 's (and 's shock)
-The toddler version of Morgan that and brought with them likes to "play" with ,,,,,,,, , , and . It's also part of the reason why isn't back. Morgan played with him too much. He's dead now. Marc is much less vicious.
- is after preformed experiments on him.
- and raise like one of thier own children.
- is still in the mansion. He just hiding in his cardboard box next to Kellam.

 

[Mushguy]

Personal Headcanon Time.
is similar to SA-X, but with .

So that would make the Doc "SM-X" (SM coming from Super Mario)?

 

[Shaymikyu]

*The rest of the Chosen Four occasionally visit . Jeff sometimes helps out maintaining things like or 's buster. Paula is really fond of the small, cute fighters like and . Poo has sort of befriended and .
* sometimes gives out to the younger fighters (and Paula, who loves stuffed animals).
* is one of the best chefs in SSB.
* hasn't returned to SSB yet not because or took his place, but because he began to wander after Melee to do some soul searching.
*Ridley hasn't gotten in yet because holds a grudge against him (I swear I had this headcanon before the Awkward Zombie comic about it).

 

[Blargg888]

I have personal headcanons on why every character left Smash Bros except Roy:

Young Link left because a hole in the space-time continuum was beginning to form.
Mewtwo left to go keep wandering.
Dr. Mario joined when he was first beginning as a doctor, due to being a medical prodigy, during Smash bros, however, his skills suffered, so he left for Brawl, became a master doctor, then returned for Smash 4.
Pichu was constantly losing, and decided his place wasn't among all the other smashers.
PKMN Trainer and his Pokemon left to go on their journey, but they left Charizard behind because Charizard didn't want to leave.
Lucas, inspired by PKMN Trainer and everyone else, decided to go on a journey of his own, living his life and finally getting over all the things he has experienced in his life.
Ice Climbers decided to go back to a simple lifestyle of climbing mountains.
Wolf left because he felt like it.
Snake left because he was going kinda insane because of all of the crazy stuff that happens with the other Smash characters, so he left to regain his sanity.
Roy never left, he's hiding somewhere, we just don't know where.

 

[Saikyoshi]

• Smash Balls are just powerless glass bulbs until charged manually by Master Hand. This helps ensure that a villain doesn't try to steal one and destroy everything.
• regularly tried to pawn off the weapons and schematics that he stole from the Star Fox team before he was caught. This is how got their reflectors. tried to stop it because it was confidential technology, but by then it was already out there.
  • was tempted by it out of fascination with the machinery, but he declined. He still had his integrity.
• sometimes fills in for fighters that can't attend to a certain duty at the moment, since it usually has nothing better to do, being so seldom-called and all.
• and
  
  are equally snarky about the other fighters and don't mind gossiping with each other every now and then.
• Smash is just as much bureaucracy as it is fighting when there's not a match going on. Keeping accurate records is serious business. The sole reason that several of the fighters miss is that he actually knew how to handle the paperwork for everyone – he obliged because it was a quiet thing to do away from everyone else.

 

[Ffamran]

can play the piano beautifully. Actually, he's really good with his hands, so anything that involves the use of his hands like say, basketball, weaving, cooking, or stenography or y'know other stuff like massages.

/ face is never seen since they wear a special kind of mask that changes their hair and skin color.

Spoiler

They're Nintendo's own The Question and Rorschach except much nicer and deal mostly with health and fitness. Mostly

 

[Chihiro Fujisaki]

nobody actually knows the gender of

the miis live in apartments like in tomodachi life. its completely huge and is filled with every mii in existance. any mii based off of a person or character will have the individual's personality, however they are not the real thing.

studies the miis and is incredibly intrigued by them. he also likes studying and any other form of technology in the mansion.

 

[StarBot]

Eh. They both are. more so. Then again, did bang his best friend's daughter.

I want to play this game now

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Little Mac and Isaac used to be fellow Assist Trophy buds in the Brawl days. But following his new game in 2009 and his promotion to playable in Smash 4, Little Mac and Isaac kinda drifted apart.

(I know Isaac's series, Golden Sun, also saw a game in 2010, but Isaac himself is absent from Smash 4.)

Ghirahim is almost too gay to function. However, only Phosphora can call him that. (And yes, this was another Mean Girls reference)

 

[SmashBro99]

Abandoned due to being annoyed that he always had to carry the team.

Tries desperately to get to work out, but he just shakes his ass at her and laughs.

Spends all his free time studying

and have a friendly rivalry.

and are complete opposites but have a thing for eachother. is very jealous.

tries to get to put the sword away and wear a nice dress.

can't wait to reach S Support with while has her eye on .

are best buddies but don't know is and think Sheik is just a badass ninja dude.

are a crime fighting team. Very similar to Batman and Robin.

 

[RobinOnDrugs]

So I've been attempting to come up with ideas for how Sm4sh's adventure mode would work, but so far it has been difficult. Mainly due to the fact that there's so many characters this time around. With 48 characters (I'm excluding Mii Fighter), you would have to either make it longer than SSE or just stick with a certain amount of characters. I'm thinking about using the characters that were announced prior to release, along with all but 3-4 of the unlockable characters.

Some more fun: is very chatty whenever he's fighting. This is further amplified whenever and are in the same fight as well, especially if on the same team.

 

[Robertman2]

I want to play this game now

Play it...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Fox comes from the timeline where Marcus McCloud was born.

 

[Laniv]

-The toddler version of Morgan that and brought with them likes to "play" with ,,,,,,,, , , and . It's also part of the reason why isn't back. Morgan played with him too much. He's dead now. Marc is much less vicious.

R.I.P. Wolf
Playtime is over

is secretly watching , hoping to gain some tips on how to be a proper parent to .

 

[Deathcarter]

My headcanon:

- is a different much younger Charizard than 's and has the maturity of a rebellious 10 year old. Frequently challenges to fights (that Bowser always wins).

- gets along with like he does in the Mario Sport events but outright hates & due to Falchion's dragon slaying properties and the repeated butt kickings gave him in Melee and Brawl.

- is a criminal mastermind who runs a criminal racket that terrorizes all the s of Smash World.

- & have a heated rivalry with & due to how the latter have taken issue with the Pits' elitism.

- spends all her time trying to look for her suit which mysteriously started moving on its own when the 4th tournament started.

- doesn't really get along with anybody else (aside from of course) and frequently writes to his old friends Banjo & Kazooie.

- seeing all the new potential Mii subjects has declared himself the "king" of Smash World and has formed a political party in order to seize power. supports Dedede's efforts mostly because he feels some sort of order should be enforced. also serves Dedede but plots to ultimately backstab him and seize power for himself.

 

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

is secretly Banjo and Kazooie in disguise.

 

[Nintendotard]

is secretly Banjo and Kazooie in disguise.

More like and

have a secret animation where they come in as Banjo and Kazooie, then rip it off at the last second and do their iconic laugh at the player, just to rip that last bit of their heart

 

[Flaxr XIII]

Alternative Headcanon:
- Dog was supposed to be by himself. The other Smashers took it upon themselves to staple the Duck to his back to fill the Banjo Kazooie void in their hearts.

 

[aethermaster]

, and become best friends and play games in between matches. Villager and Mega Man fill that void in Ness's heart after Lucas decided to travel to become a pokemon trainer and whenever Ness misses Lucas or his mom they comfort him with Villager playing a song from his boom box.

and train with each other and Greninja is trying to teach Sheik how to use Water Shuriken

and Doc are hard at work training against his big championship match against

 

[Ffamran]

and

don't like each other.

is reminded of hunters who slaughtered his friends and is reminded of guay, crows, and other birds that harass him for some reason. , on the other hand is fine with unless he's being a (Deku) scrub.

Edit: Do we have a Duck icon or not? I had to copy it from someone else's post.

 

[Robertman2]

R.I.P. Wolf
Playtime is over

is secretly watching , hoping to gain some tips on how to be a proper parent to .

should also be watching and for parenting tips.

My headcanon:

- is a different much younger Charizard than 's and has the maturity of a rebellious 10 year old. Frequently challenges to fights (that Bowser always wins).

- gets along with like he does in the Mario Sport events but outright hates & due to Falchion's dragon slaying properties and the repeated butt kickings gave him in Melee and Brawl.

- is a criminal mastermind who runs a criminal racket that terrorizes all the s of Smash World.

- & have a heated rivalry with & due to how the latter have taken issue with the Pits' elitism.

- spends all her time trying to look for her suit which mysteriously started moving on its own when the 4th tournament started.

- doesn't really get along with anybody else (aside from of course) and frequently writes to his old friends Banjo & Kazooie.

- seeing all the new potential Mii subjects has declared himself the "king" of Smash World and has formed a political party in order to seize power. supports Dedede's efforts mostly because he feels some sort of order should be enforced. also serves Dedede but plots to ultimately backstab him and seize power for himself.

If something like this

Spoiler

doesn't happen with and , I'd be very disappointed.

 

[StarBot]

is a socialy awkward adorkble is the smartest fighter in the group, always studying his spells, planing different plans and ideals and reading a book in his freetime.

However he isn't very social and very shy, he gets easily frustrated when things don't go his way or his plans don't work.

But he is a badass bookworm. If you know what I'm mean.

 

[Robertman2]

is a socialy awkward adorkble is the smartest fighter in the group, always studying his spells, planing different plans and ideals and reading a book in his freetime.

However he isn't that social and shy, he gets easily frustrated when things don't go his way or his plans don't work.

But he is a badass bookworm. If you know what I'm mean.

Badass in combat? Or in bed?

 

[StarBot]

Badass in combat? Or in bed?

Both

Combat duh..

 

[Robertman2]

Both

Combat duh..

Just combat? I bet would say otherwise.

 

[Flaxr XIII]

Just combat? I bet would say otherwise.

Um, excuse me. I think you mean :4anna:
*beat*
Aw man....

 

[Robertman2]

Um, excuse me. I think you mean :4anna:
*beat*
Aw man....

Haha!

 

[Flaxr XIII]

Haha!

I think I'm only allowed to make that joke once. You're welcome!!!

 

[Robertman2]

I think I'm only allowed to make that joke once. You're welcome!!!

The part about :4anna:?

 

[Flaxr XIII]

The part about :4anna:?

Yes. I don't think it'll be as effective the second time :I

 

[Robertman2]

Yes. I don't think it'll be as effective the second time :I

Agreed.
is secretly one of the evilest beings ever known to mankind.