Super Smash Bros Headcanons

[Talpr1]

I like this explanation. Now please explain why Mewtwo and Ganondorf are so weak.

Ganon joins pork meat eating contests way too often, which makes him unfit.

 

[Deleted member]

only grunts and growls only when in battle in an attempt to intimidate others on the battlefield, since and make such noises. Some are legit terrified by his sounds, others think it sounds silly and know he's being a tryhard (some like , , , and are rather unimpressed). Outside of fighting, he has his voice for Kirby: Right Back at Ya! He's out to clobber that there Kirbeh.

Now for a weirder one...

has a crush on , and wants to marry her and have her rule over Dream Land with him so he'd be practically invincible. Similar to that one episode of the Kirby anime where he tries to forcefully marry a princess, Dedede one day gets himself dressed up in a tux and plans to propose to her. Finding an annoyance (calling him "loud" or "stupid angel boy" on many ocassions), he sucks up Pit, takes spits him into the janitor's closet, and gets Waddle Dees to lock him in it.

After that, he marches up to Palutena's room in the Smash Mansion, giving a melodramatic speech about how much he loves her and how he wants her to rule over Dream Land with her. He got a prompt whack to the face by her staff, and the door slammed in his face. Pit didn't get out of the closet for almost all day due to barely anybody going to the janitor's closet except the Waddle Dees.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Ganon joins pork meat eating contests way too often, which makes him unfit.

Pork index is really bad for your health. It's even canibalism in his case. But pigs are canibals anyway, they even eat their own waste. Fun fact: pigs also never sweat which means al toxic waste which they consume remains in their bodies forever. Cooking and grilling the meat won't solve it either. So yeah, good excuse.

Now what about Mewtwo?

 

[Devil May Plop]

is actually who is actaully who is actually who is actually who is actually Batman.
Imagination~

 

[GmanSir]

Dr. Mario is actually Metal Mario.

 

[IvanQuote]

Pork index is really bad for your health. It's even canibalism in his case. But pigs are canibals anyway, they even eat their own waste. Fun fact: pigs also never sweat which means al toxic waste which they consume remains in their bodies forever. Cooking and grilling the meat won't solve it either. So yeah, good excuse.

Now what about Mewtwo?

He's holding a float stone.

 

[pupNapoleon]

Captain Falcon teaches Yoshi the art of Boost Fire because Yoshi is technically the oldest Mario character, and he can drive without the safety on.

Have we ever had an indication of Toad's age?
Or Kamek?

 

[PF9]

Clemont has turned down numerous requests from the PokeLand Military, the Kalos Military, and the US Military to invent things that could be very useful in wartime, claiming he is only a peacetime inventor.

Dr. Mario once served as a military physician during the Gulf War in the early 1990s

Duck Hunt Dog knows a dog who knows a dog who knows a dog who knows a dog that serves as a firehouse dog

Captain Falcon has occasionally tried out for NASCAR, only to be rejected each time for "going too fast" (since he's used to much faster F-Zero machines)

Marth has no qualms about Little Mac dating Lucina

Ryu is attracted to the Female Wii Fit Trainer

Mewtwo knows the result of every sports event before it happens, but he doesn't tell anyone so as not to spoil things for the other residents of the Smash Mansion (in this sense he's like the precogs from Minority Report)

Lucario and Sir Aaron's current community theater project: The Sound of Music

 

[Bestmand902]

I headcanon that Pac-Man has a personality rather similar to Goofy from the Disney cartoons: He's a slow-witted, sort of dorky, but ultimately good-hearted and happy-go-lucky guy who cares deeply for his friends and family (Even if he does have a bit of trouble connecting with his son)

 

[Vapo]

- All the fighters and assist trophies live in Smashville, with Isabelle taking over as mayor.
- Pacman and Game and Watch are totally besties. Game and Watch looks up to Pacman due to him becoming 3D.
- Lucina fangirls over Marth and Ike, while Robin has to Elwind her away from them when she gets too fangirly.
- Kirby and Jigglypuff frequently fight over the role of best pink puffball. Jigglypuff has only won once.
- There's a weekly "dead parents club" hosted by Samus. Attendees are Samus, ZSS, Marth, Ike, Fox, Shulk, Lucas and Rosalina. Lucina comes up with a different way of spectating it each week.
- Lucas and Ness frequently feed the Duck Hunt Dog and treat him like a pet.
- Nobody is sure what kind of relationship Pit and Dark Pit have except Palutena.
- Mario supplies the mushrooms to make Olimar a decent size.
- Pit and Samus is definitely a thing.
- Toon Link crushes on Toon Zelda and is the source of all votes for her in ballots.
- Rosalina and Luigi are in to each other and nobody knows except themselves.
- Olimar and Alph have an extremely strong bromance and their Pikmin ship them.
- Toon Link, Villager, Ness and Lucas are besties and frequently prank people. After trying to remove Meta Knight's mask though, they now have a crippling fear of him. No one knows the full story.
- Mewtwo and Lucario hate each other.
- Mega Man and R.O.B frequently get stuck to fridges in the local kitchen.
- Greninja, Diddy Kong and Luigi plan to overthrow Master Hand and demand buffs.
- Despite all of Mario's efforts, Peach is hopelessly in love with Dr. Mario. It's kind of ironic.
- Ever since the Rosalina trailer, Kirby and Luma have been rivals.
- First rule of Smashville: don't talk about the Subspace Emissary.
- Male Robin x Female Robin is a thing and Morgan is coming soon.
- Lucas refuses to fight on the Gamer stage.

 

[LF2K]

Chrom is secretly planning to form a strike team consisting of Dunban, Riki, the Mega Men, the Wild Gunmen, and the Nook Family. They like to to hang out when they're not busy, away from everyone else.

 

[Vapo]

- , , and frequently wonder why their names are so similar.
- was actually cut in Brawl but has stubbornly stayed ever since.
- isn't 's mother, she's Gerome (from FE:A)'s husband. Batman and Robin jokes are frequently made because of this.
- and are in a long term relationship.
- and are besties and have conversations in Japanese so no one knows what they're saying.
- Stealing the headcanon that has all the pairings he ships on his wall:

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- smuggles fruit out of the kitchen and has the Pikmin transport said fruit on to Koppai.
- snuggles at night. This often leads to failing to summon him mid-battle.
- cry themselves to sleep at night.
- All the fighters see the results of the ballot and are frequently updated on it. There are multiple clubs, all in support of different popular candidates. There was a Daisy club, but destroyed it on her own with a bob-omb after taking RNG manipulation lessons from .

- actively avoids .

 

[Talpr1]

- All the fighters see the results of the ballot and are frequently updated on it. There are multiple clubs, all in support of different popular candidates. There was a Daisy club, but destroyed it on her own with a bob-omb after taking RNG manipulation lessons from .

To elaborate on this, Bowser Jr. is the only member of the King K. Rool support club. Everybody else is too scared or disgusted of him and keeps wondering how he can get so much support from the outside.

 

[PF9]

Before becoming part of the Duck Hunt team, Jimbo Kern ran a firearms shop in South Park, Colorado (this is actually canon as such a store actually appears on the show). When he became part of the Duck Hunt team, he transferred ownership of his shop to his friend, Stuart McCormick (the father of the often-killed Kenny) for free, so that the McCormicks could finally have a steady income, leading to Cartman not being able to rip on Kenny for being poor anymore (which he bemoans). The store has seen more business than ever in the last year. None of this has actually happened on the actual series, only in my headcanons.

Dawn is wrestling with whether to join her Pokemon Liberation Front comrades in bringing the upcoming Indigo Plateau Conference (this March) under siege. It is a major event, and the most prestigious of all Pokemon League tournaments to the point where it is televised worldwide; in the US, ABC and the ESPN networks share broadcast rights and use it to counter-program the NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Tournament. The PLF wants to put an end to Pokemon battling, and they feel events like the IPC promote Pokemon abuse on a wide-scale. They are not above harming humans in accomplishing their goals.

Drew and May are a secret agent team for a organization whose name cannot be mentioned in public. Drew also enjoys Canada Dry ginger ale, as does his Roserade.

A Pokemon rights advocate somehow gained entry into the Smash Mansion two weeks ago, and berated the Pokemon trainers for how they used their Pokemon, even criticizing Drew for giving his Roserade a drink high in carbs and cals like Canada Dry. May's response was, "who let this bozo in here?", and Captain Falcon subsequently showed the Pokemon rights advocate the door. He often acts as a bouncer, as does Donkey Kong.

The Pokemon Smashers all testified at the trial of N in August 2015, showing some sympathy for his cause but also condemning his methods of achieving his goals. Ash and his friends were a little bit not pleased with how Pikachu and Charizard showed sympathy for N.

There is some concern that there may be still moles working for Team Plasma living in the Smash Mansion.

Ness and Lucas both had grandfathers that served in Vietnam.

Captain Falcon idolizes Walker, Texas Ranger and the actor who played him, Chuck Norris.

Fox likes country music.

Roy (Fire Emblem) is currently filming a drama film about policemen in 1980s Seattle.

Dr. Mario has a poster of Pablo Escobar in his office, his non-Smasher clients as a doctor are totally unaware as to why.

 

[TechPowah]

- , , and frequently wonder why their names are so similar.

LuLu's Bizarre Adventure

 

[TechPowah]

Brb, stealing and making fan fic

Soooo, just wondering, were you able to write the fic?

 

[ChikoLad]

Since people liked my "Mewtwo's Mama" headcanon from a while back:

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