Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Deleted member]

On Adam and Eve, according to the theology behind it, God simply made more women for the children as they were born. Remember, that supposedly Adam and Eve lived for around 1000 years, and had many many kids that lived for about as long (each time being progressively less), each set of kids being born in a different "generation."

I think it's all in the Genesis chapter, I can't remember. I think I remember the Bible saying something like, "# of years later, X was born and found a mate, and had so-and-so and so-and-so."

Remember, Abel died and had no kids, and the children of Cain are marked and cursed for eternity, so they aren't all of humanity.

But then remember, that many years later, the Great Flood happened, wiping out most of humanity except for Noah, his children and their wives.

Iunno, the Old Testament is an interesting read, but I find most of it to be metaphorical so... yeah.

 

[Oasis_S]

Mmm, yeah, I know what you mean. I'm not too fond of the taste, but that smell man, once I get a whiff of it, it stays in my head for days. I also love how every girl smells different.

Speaking for what gets them turned on, aside from the obvious things in the private area. If you get a little creative, you find all kinds of places in their bodies that just gets them going. Like necks and collarbones. Some gentle biting while working your hands down below will make get the job done if you catch my drift. I've made girls go dizzy with that one. Also, put your finger in their mouth and play with their tongue and they respond very favorably. It's also something I find very erotic when I see it.

Aaaaaanyway, this talk got X-rated real fast...

So.... about that Brothers of Smash...

PFFF, look at this guy. Probably read that on Wikipedia, lol. What a virgin.

 

[LiteralGrill]

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I SERIOUSLY NEED AN ADULT!

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Congrats!

I'm actually in the middle of writing a Pokemon Fanfic and debating whether if I should make an account on fanfiction.net. I mean I guess it's good to have people interested in your stories.

Thanks, Croph. My other more original one on Fiction Press is relatively new and needs more love. It has a good 42 views so far and I'm getting ready to add a new chapter. It'll take a while for it to become a hit like the other one. Good thing I added romance elements in the Sega one (Ramirez x Selvaria, ect.) to make things more interesting for both genders.

 

[Deleted member]

PFFF, look at this guy. Probably read that on Wikipedia, lol. What a virgin.

Whoops, you caught me...

What can I say. Wikipedia, teaching virgins about sex since 2006. Hahahahaha.

 

[FlareHabanero]

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I SERIOUSLY NEED AN ADULT!

Quit your bellyaching and take it like a man!

 

[LiteralGrill]

Quit your bellyaching and take it like a man!

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Yes sir. It just hurts afterwards

 

[JamesDNaux]

I need an adult too.
IfyouknowwhatImean.

So more onto the subject of Smash, here's a list of characters I absolutely do not want to see in Sm4sh:
Bowser Jr.
The Scrappy of Mario, AKA Bowser Jr.
Mini Bowser who can also transform into a Mario clone
Hey, that guy has a paintbrush
He's still annoying as **** and just not a good character in any way.
Also moar Sanic caractiuors.
Miis

 

[Deleted member]

Quit your bellyaching and take it like a man!

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Yes sir. It just hurts afterwards

Oh God...

Hahahaha.

Me and my perverted mind. I certainly chuckled silently to myself with one.

 

[Oasis_S]

I remember a kid on the school bus asked me once what the clitoris was, and I told him it was a button you press to make the teeth come out.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

I need an adult too.
IfyouknowwhatImean.

So more onto the subject of Smash, here's a list of characters I absolutely do not want to see in Sm4sh:
Bowser Jr.
The Scrappy of Mario, AKA Bowser Jr.
Mini Bowser who can also transform into a Mario clone
Hey, that guy has a paintbrush
He's still annoying as **** and just not a good character in any way.
Also moar Sanic caractiuors.
Miis

I thought Waluigi, Daisy, and Honey Queen were Scrappies?

 

[Deleted member]

I remember a kid on the school bus asked me once what the clitoris was, and I told him it was a button you press to make the teeth come out.

When I was a Freshman in high school, I didn't know what it was (I mean, I'd seen it before in porn and stuff, I just didn't know it had a separate name), and my asshole of a friend had me go around the school asking girls what it was while he laughed his ass off at my naivete. At least some girls thought it was cute that I was so clueless.

 

[LiteralGrill]

Just realized my premium was gone.

Also just realized I have no desire to buy it back. Why is premium here so.... Boring? Like, the Disco Room is pointless by this point... Thoughts?

 

[8-peacock-8]

There was premium membership? Meh

 

[Deleted member]

Just realized my premium was gone.

Also just realized I have no desire to buy it back. Why is premium here so.... Boring? Like, the Disco Room is pointless by this point... Thoughts?

Yes, I have thoughts.

 

[LiteralGrill]

Yes, I have thoughts.

Good. I was worried some people in this thread were zombies or robots.

 

[Big-Cat]

I missed a good genetics discussion, but I might as well ask this:

Where does that old theory about children finding mates like their parents fall?

 

[Deleted member]

I missed a good genetics discussion, but I might as well ask this:

Where does that old theory about children finding mates like their parents fall?

I always thought it was Freud.

It's psychological.

Men like girls who resemble their mothers, and women like guys who resemble their fathers.

Though I disagree on it being physical as my mother is not Asian, not 'petite,' and doesn't have blue or green eyes. Not to mention, though I have my preferences, I really don't mind so much on the physical as long as they are withing what I consider 'attractive.' I just generally prefer shorter girls over taller girls, dunno why either as I'm rather tall.

I do agree that people look for certain personality traits they admire from their respective parents. After all, for a solid 10 years, that is the 'ideal' image of the opposite gender for many. Though this depends on how you were reared, but for the most part it applies I'd say.

 

[Baskerville]

Good. I was worried some people in this thread were zombies or robots.

Or Dragons.

 

[Johnknight1]

I gotta admire your resilience man.

*bows* Thank you sir. *tips cap*

I had been "Friend Zoned" before by a girl, but it took me 3 years to break it. And when I broke that zone, I found out she was crazy, and I got out of there by the skin on my teeth. That girl I dated a long time ago though, that whole "friend zoning" thing was for her ego and her amusement.

This one though was more because of me and not because of her. She thought something about me was fake, when in actuality, it just who it was. As it turned out, she couldn't understand why I was the way I am (I guess nice, calm yet energetic, caring, and a surprisingly good listener), and I had to convince her that is really who I am.

Time to bring on the hate break in on the incest discussion with religious debate.

If Adam and Eve were the first people on Earth, then who the **** did their kids ****?
Don't kill me.

Well if we're going by Hebrew text, then their kids went out and discovered other people were made as well as they scattered the Earth.

Sorry to dismiss your pitiful Carlos Mencia joke question in such a matter bro.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Oh God...

Hahahaha.

Me and my perverted mind. I certainly chuckled silently to myself with one.

Still not as bad as the time me and Golden were like some sort of couple, or something.

Or those bromance moments at the Smash 4 Discussion Backroom group.

 

[Reznor]

Still not as bad as the time me and Golden were like some sort of couple, or something.

Or those bromance moments at the Smash 4 Discussion Backroom group.

wait you guys aren't a couple?

 

[Deleted member]

Still not as bad as the time me and Golden were like some sort of couple, or something.

Or those bromance moments at the Smash 4 Discussion Backroom group.

Dude... Holder's fanfic about me.

Goddammit.

Worst part is, John and N3ON were encouraging him.

 

[Reznor]

Just realized my premium was gone.

Also just realized I have no desire to buy it back. Why is premium here so.... Boring? Like, the Disco Room is pointless by this point... Thoughts?

right when I buy it you say its boring

 

[Johnknight1]

Dude... Holder's fanfic about me.

Goddammit.

Worst part is, John and N3ON were encouraging him.

Hey, I just took the idea from Habanero's Holder X Golden fanfic (supposedly written by Croph) as a playable character in Smash 4 and ran with it. I still want Croph or Opossum to write it, though.

I know there's been times stages got banned when tons of data showed the reasons were not jstified. (I'm thinking PS2 and Jungle Japes) But this may just be my opinion.

Jungle Japes has the awful insta-kill Klap Trap which kills matches, and 2 of PS2's transformations make the game really hard to play.

 

[Baskerville]

Dude... Holder's fanfic about me.

Goddammit.

Worst part is, John and N3ON were encouraging him.

Wait... What???

 

[YoshiSonic]

Did you guys notice they removed the extra boxes on the official SSB4 site?

 

[FlareHabanero]

wait you guys aren't a couple?

I guess so.

Used to be in a relationship with Oasis, but that guy kept cheating on me for Horsetail. I do admire someone who is Strong, but scumbags are the worst.

Dude... Holder's fanfic about me.

Goddammit.

Worst part is, John and N3ON were encouraging him.

YOU MUST EMBRACE THE PASSION, IGNORING IT WILL ONLY HURT IN THE LONG RUN!

 

[Opossum]

Did you guys notice they removed the extra boxes on the official SSB4 site?

They're still there for me...

 

[Reznor]

Dude... Holder's fanfic about me.

Goddammit.

Worst part is, John and N3ON were encouraging him.

as some one who reads fanfic i'm interested

I guess so.

Used to be in a relationship with Oasis, but that guy kept cheating on me for Horsetail. I do admire someone who is Strong, but scumbags are the worst.




YOU MUST EMBRACE THE PASSION, IGNORING IT WILL ONLY HURT IN THE LONG RUN!

what about a strong scumbag

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

as some one who reads fanfic i'm interested



what about a strong scumbag

He WAS referring to him as a strong scumbag

 

[Reznor]

He WAS referring to him as a strong scumbag

I need to stop multitasking while on these forums

 

[Deleted member]

Wait... What???

Ask Holder.

*bows* Thank you sir. *tips cap*

I had been "Friend Zoned" before by a girl, but it took me 3 years to break it. And when I broke that zone, I found out she was crazy, and I got out of there by the skin on my teeth. That girl I dated a long time ago though, that whole "friend zoning" thing was for her ego and her amusement.

This one though was more because of me and not because of her. She thought something about me was fake, when in actuality, it just who it was. As it turned out, she couldn't understand why I was the way I am (I guess nice, calm yet energetic, caring, and a surprisingly good listener), and I had to convince her that is really who I am.

They always say don't date the crazies.

Though personally I wouldn't mind so much, depending on what kind of crazy we talking about. If we mean, Psychopath, gonna kill you to death crazy, or like "Shutter Island" crazy, or like Schizophrenic, then yeah, I'll pass. Also, wild party girl with no self-control crazy is a deal breaker for me (bad experience with some British girl, and I don't respect hypocritical sluts). But if we talk about other more 'normal' kinds of crazy, then I don't mind so much. I like a bit of chaos in my life, just as long as I have the ability to draw the line in the sand somewhere.

Anyway, as I had said before, the "friendzone" doesn't actually exist. It's just a nice way of telling someone you aren't interested in them, and want them to **** off. You wanna get out of the "friendzone" make them interested in you by becoming more attractive (no and I don't mean physically), simple as that.

Yeah, and I can relate to the 2nd one. Especially with girls who have trust issues. But that's not too hard to overcome. The more you bond with someone, the more they trust you, and eventually, you become so intimate, that just about any girl will fall.

 

[FlareHabanero]

No, Oasis is a Scumbag.

Also, he's not as Strong as people think he is. He's actually a bit of a weakling.

 

[Deleted member]

as some one who reads fanfic i'm interested

Sorry to burst your bubble but he didn't actually write it. He only threatened to thought about it.

 

[MexM]

Why is the Toggle Spoiler and Post Reply buttons yellow?

 

[FlareHabanero]

Why is the Toggle Spoiler and Post Reply buttons yellow?

Because **** you.

 

[Reznor]

Sorry to burst your bubble but he didn't actually write it. He only threatened to thought about it.

 

[Opossum]

Yellow Devil confirmed?

 

[Johnknight1]

YOU MUST EMBRACE THE PASSION, IGNORING IT WILL ONLY HURT IN THE LONG RUN!

Nah, ignore it so you crave it more, which makes the love ALL THE MORE BEAUTIFUL!!!!

They always say don't date the crazies.

Well, she had these crazy self-centered views about herself as basically the center of the universe, and would do anything to amuse herself. When I first hinted I'd like to ask her out (2 years before she ever said yes), she went out with another guy, and broke his heart. When she finally said yes to me, she played with another guy as if he "couldn't touch her" (note: this guy later became a good friend of mine), and then I figured out (by cues about her) that she was cheating on me, so I jumped off that pony ASAP!!! And that is why I loved being single in high school right there.

Anyway, as I had said before, the "friendzone" doesn't actually exist. It's just a nice way of telling someone you aren't interested in them, and want them to **** off. You wanna get out of the "friendzone" make them interested in you by becoming more attractive (no and I don't mean physically), simple as that.

The biggest thing about attraction is people are attracted to confidence and dedication, and although I have self-doubts like everyone else,, and I never stopped.

Yeah, and I can relate to the 2nd one. Especially with girls who have trust issues. But that's not too hard to overcome. The more you bond with someone, the more they trust you, and eventually, you become so intimate, that just about any girl will fall.

Yeah, I just got it through by introducing her to a lot of my friends, all of whom obviously love to see me. She also met my family, which she figured out a thing or two why I am the way I am. She also figured out I meant every word I said and followed it up with action, which is something that is best proven with time.