Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[TheWhiteBowser]

Are we banana peels?
A poem for Smashboards by TheWhiteBowser

What are we but banana peels?
Do we feel what others feel?
We sit in a chair typing our words with care,
We sit on the ground checking out the grass and the hares,
Do we care to help others?
Or do we care to cause a bother?
When people slip on us we move away,
Only hoping those people will get up and stay,
We cause hurt and sometimes offense,
Does that mean we are always on the defense?
We talk about stuff that makes no sense,
To strangers that have no common sense,
We talk about things that are on the ground,
Because we think we are bound,
People look at us as a waste,
But really we are paste,
We are paste stuck to the ground,
We are people stuck and bound,
To forums that have no clear meaning,
Other than to help those who slip and fall on our peeling,
If we choose to help them is our own choice,
If we choose to resent them is our own voice,
We talk about random crap that may be off topic,
But that's why we stay on the ground it's logic,
We are all banana peels,
Bound to help all with feels.

 

[N3ON]

Are we banana peels?

Indeed you two are. You'll never split again.

 

[Baskerville]

Indeed you two are. You'll never split again.

. . . . .
Bravo.

 

[~automatic]

Not punny enough for me.

 

[Deleted member]

Why am I now in the mood for a delicious banana split from Baskin Robbins?

 

[lobotheduck21]

Comic

Mewtwo spying on all the peeps, glorious

We need to make a song parody of this
What item are we

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FR3G4Yo1wk

 

[~automatic]

Weird Al should make a song parody; not us.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

I'm a Bob-omb, calling it now.

 

[lobotheduck21]

I'm a Beam Sword

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I'm a Cracker Launcher.

(changed my mind on the Lightning)

 

[Jedisupersonic]

I'm a Star Rod and Bowser wants to steal me D:

 

[Curious Villager]

I'm the Home-Run bat. I can launch everyone to the stars!

 

[FalKoopa]

I'm a Poison Mushroom.

 

[TheWhiteBowser]

I'm a box
That's holds all the socks.
Which means whatever you people call yourselves to be,
You will still be a part of me,
So long as you stick to stuff that can be put in a box
On Smash Bros you are locked,
Inside of me
There is no escaping my rhyming glee.

 

[Opossum]

As far as what item I am...

 

[~automatic]

I'm a paper fan.

 

[Gargaglione]

Uhhh what's going on?...

 

[Curious Villager]

We are discussing what item everyone would be.

Are you a Screw Attack?

 

[Fastblade5035]

actually, screw Mr, Saturn. The BUMPER is where its at.

What's that character-thats-not- Meta Knight? You want to recover? NOPE! *bump*

 

[Wario Bros.]

I call dibs on the Motion-Sensor Bomb.

 

[Gargaglione]

We are discussing what item everyone would be.

Are you a Screw Attack?

Yea, the Screw Attack is actually my favorite videogame item/powerup ever.

So, yea, I guess I'm a Screw Attack

 

[Disfunkshunal]

Smart bomb

 

[KingofPhantoms]

When I reloaded this page this image got corrupted.

 

[Gargaglione]

Anyone wanna call dibs on the cloak from Melee?

gosh, that item was so useless

 

[Curious Villager]

That item did make you invincible while you were invisible (sort of). But you could still get hit from attacks.

 

[Disfunkshunal]

When I reloaded this page this image got corrupted.

Nah i did a rush job turning it into a png and it came out crappy =/

 

[Gargaglione]

That item did make you invincible while you were invisible (sort of). But you could still get hit from attacks.

I'm pretty sure it just made you invisible, not invincible; and the invisibility was pointless because you and your opponent(s) are looking at the same screen.

 

[Moon Monkey]

I got dibs on the Spicy Curry.
You can't handle these hot bars i'm a Fire Flame Spitter.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Nah i did a rush job turning it into a png and it came out crappy =/

It looks fine now, (except in the quote) for some reason the white backround doesn't show up in the image when I reload the page.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I'm pretty sure it just made you invisible, not invincible; and the invisibility was pointless because you and your opponent(s) are looking at the same screen.

The Cloaking Device actually did prevent you from taking damage while it is in use, but you can still be knocked back.

 

[Curious Villager]

I'm pretty sure it just made you invisible, not invincible; and the invisibility was pointless because you and your opponent(s) are looking at the same screen.

Nah I believe you don't receive any damage when you get hit while covered in the Cloaking Device. You can still get launched away and stuff though.

Edit: Ninja'd

 

[Gargaglione]

The Cloaking Device actually did prevent you from taking damage while it is in use, but you can still be knocked back.

Oh, well I don't take what I originally said back. That item still sucks.

 

[FalKoopa]

The cloaking device was bad. If the CPU player gets it, you are screwed. If YOU get it, you are screwed again.

 

[Gargaglione]

Smoke-ball sucks too

 

[Moon Monkey]

The cloaking device was bad. If the CPU player gets it, you are screwed. If YOU get it, you are screwed again.

Shut up! I'm a chameleon!

 

[Gargaglione]

They need to make an item that gives any player the ability to glide, like Roc's Cape from the Fable of Shellda

 

[Baskerville]

The Feather from Mario World

 

[Moon Monkey]

They need to make an item that gives any player the ability to glide, like Roc's Cape from the Fable of Shellda

They should totally have this.

 

[O'kaz A1]

I'm just an useless Sandbag which people don't care about it...

Spoiler

XD

 

[Gargaglione]

The Feather from Mario World

Yea, but that doesn't just let you glide, it creates earthquakes and stuff.