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[Diddy Kong]

Ganondorf's new Victory Theme: I'm Popping Bottles / Mollies In This *****

His drinking problems also made him fatter every time. First he put on a little beer belly from OoT to Twilight Princess, and he became even stockier in Wind Waker.

 

[Metal Overlord]

sexual position

"I tell these hoes slow down like it was an online match laggin'
Bend em over, whip it out and give em dat Gerudo Dragon"

 

[Diddy Kong]

His Brawl Side B followed up with an Up B from Melee is how Ganondorf makes love.

Also another reason why all Gerudos not named Telma died after Ocarina of Time.

Spoiler

She's now particially a black hole.

 

[LaniusShrike]

And hasn't alcohol been proven to actually constrict the blood vessels and make you colder?

Other way around, I believe-- Alcohol dilates your vessels, bringing more blood to your extremities. While that may make your limbs warmer, doing so lowers your core temperature (as blood flowing through the extremities will become colder when brought back), and that is what kills you in cold environments.

Alternately...
Fun fact time!
Did you know that hard alcohol such as whiskey and vodka with a low freezing point, when drunk in extremely cold temperatures, can mix with your stomach contents and suddenly freeze your innards and super kill you?

There are several reasons why it's bad to drink hard alcohol when you're afraid of freezing to death, even if drinking it makes you feel warmer.

 

[Moon Monkey]

Ganondorf probably drinks strong ****. Whiskey, vodka, rum, Hennessey, all the good stuff.

LOL! Any time I see Hennessy I immediately think of this:

Hold up, Hold up!
Uh-uh Drop your weapons, Drop your weapons Uh!
Ganonlicious, schemes too vicious.
Eat gold rupees all day hmmm delicious~!
My whole crew up in this
No doubt we conquer b¡tches
smack up Hyrule, may Hylia be my witness!
3 o' clock yesterday
I don't care what they say.
sock 'em with the champagne
hit 'em with the warlock puuuuuuunch~!

 

[Luco]

Other way around, I believe-- Alcohol dilates your vessels, bringing more blood to your extremities. While that may make your limbs warmer, doing so lowers your core temperature (as blood flowing through the extremities will become colder when brought back), and that is what kills you in cold environments.

Alternately...
Fun fact time!
Did you know that hard alcohol such as whiskey and vodka with a low freezing point, when drunk in extremely cold temperatures, can mix with your stomach contents and suddenly freeze your innards and super kill you?

There are several reasons why it's bad to drink hard alcohol when you're afraid of freezing to death, even if drinking it makes you feel warmer.

Ah sorry, yes that's probably right.

And now I know never to drink alcohol in antarctica, yayyyy...?

 

[Oasis_S]

Alternately...
Fun fact time!
Did you know that hard alcohol such as whiskey and vodka with a low freezing point, when drunk in extremely cold temperatures, can mix with your stomach contents and suddenly freeze your innards and super kill you?

Neato.

 

[Diddy Kong]

It'd take a shot for every time I'd see a polar bear taking down a walrus. Seriously, that fight is one of the most serious battles in the animal kingdom. And it's very even. The walrus can kill the polar bear just as easy with it's giant teeth.

 

[IsmaR]

It'd take a shot for every time I'd see a polar bear taking down a walrus. Seriously, that fight is one of the most serious battles in the animal kingdom. And it's very even. The walrus can kill the polar bear just as easy with it's giant teeth.

Aside from Walrein stalling with Super Fang (which only does half maximum HP damage once) and Rest, Beartic naturally learns Superpower.

 

[Hoots]

Aside from Walrein stalling with Super Fang (which only does half maximum HP damage once) and Rest, Beartic naturally learns Superpower.

Walrein makes me so sad. Spheal is one of the best looking Pokemon ever created, and he gets absolutely ruined in 2 evolutions.

On an unrelated note, just caught a shiny Zangoose! Awwww yeah.

 

[FlareHabanero]

>Using Ice-types

 

[Noler_Mass]

Eww, alcohol.

Wait so you don't like twerking and you don't like alcohol... Do you find anything entertaining

Walrein makes me so sad. Spheal is one of the best looking Pokemon ever created, and he gets absolutely ruined in 2 evolutions.

On an unrelated note, just caught a shiny Zangoose! Awwww yeah.

Wait so of the two he mentioned you hate walreins design and don't mind beartics? Walrein is so freaking bad ass, but beartic is a giant triangle polar bear with crazy pubic hair. I can't take it seriously with that ferocious pubic hair, it's one of the only pokemon I haven't evolved yet because it creeps me out so much. Hopefully the x and y design for beartic makes the pubic hair less ferocious. The in between of reshiram and heatmoors legs creeps me out as well... Especially heatmor.

 

[Luco]

Wait so you don't like twerking and you don't like alcohol... Do you find anything entertaining

Obviously holiness.

 

[Metal Overlord]

Wait so you don't like twerking and you don't like alcohol... Do you find anything entertaining

OOOOOOOOH SHI- #shottttttttttttttts

for real though lol I don't find ratchet **** like that entertaining either

 

[FlareHabanero]

Kuma confirmed for pure maiden.

 

[Moon Monkey]

Wait so you don't like twerking and you don't like alcohol... Do you find anything entertaining

Truth be told I ain't much of a drinker myself. I do dabble in a bit of twerking here and there. A true spectators sport.

 

[Luco]

Truth be told I ain't much of a drinker myself. I do dabble in a bit of twerking here and there. A true spectators sport.

Always keep vigilant.

For he'll be watching you.

 

[Hoots]

Wait so you don't like twerking and you don't like alcohol... Do you find anything entertaining

Wait so of the two he mentioned you hate walreins design and don't mind beartics? Walrein is so freaking bad ***, but beartic is a giant triangle polar bear with crazy pubic hair. I can't take it seriously with that ferocious pubic hair, it's one of the only pokemon I haven't evolved yet because it creeps me out so much. Hopefully the x and y design for beartic makes the pubic hair less ferocious. The in between of reshiram and heatmoors legs creeps me out as well... Especially heatmor.
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I think Beartic is dumb, too. But Cubchoo looks terrible, so I don't really care about that evolutionary line at all. The real tragedy is the ruining of Spheal.

 

[Thunderfang747]

Truth be told I ain't much of a drinker myself. I do dabble in a bit of twerking here and there. A true spectators sport.

It's posts like these that remind me of how sheltered I am. lol I have never tasted alcohol and don't even know what twerking is.

 

[Noler_Mass]

I don't drink either but that's because there are better alternatives, like well getting blazed. Seriously legalize that ****. But I can't understand why he doesn't like a good booty shaking. I don't care if its vulgar, it's still goddamn sexy.

Unless he is a she, and then I think she is just jealous

 

[Noler_Mass]

I think Beartic is dumb, too. But Cubchoo looks terrible, so I don't really care about that evolutionary line at all. The real tragedy is the ruining of Spheal.

I definetly disagree with walrein. I always loved the design of walrein. Probably my second favorite pokemon from Gen III behind (way behind) salamence. Though I'm probably forgetting something.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Beartic is pretty much a poor mans Mamoswine anyway, so nothing is really lost. Seriously, Mamoswine is like, what, one of the rare cases where an Ice-type isn't flawed? The only others I can think off the top of my head is Weavile and all three forms of Kyurem.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

This thread is pure comedic gold sometimes.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Moon Monkey]

It's posts like these that remind me of how sheltered I am. lol I have never tasted alcohol and don't even know what twerking is.

Twerking is like one the most lowest forms of dance (if you can even call it dancing).
Its essentially waving your butt cheeks up and down.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

Beartic is pretty much a poor mans Mamoswine anyway, so nothing is really lost. Seriously, Mamoswine is like, what, one of the rare cases where an Ice-type isn't flawed? The only others I can think off the top of my head is Weavile and all three forms of Kyurem.

Weavile isn't flawed? Frail Defense and a glaring weakness to Fighting types. Not to mention, there aren't many physical Ice type moves, so it can scarcely use that advantage. Ice Shard is its only good Ice type move.

 

[Noler_Mass]

Honestly since I don't train competitively, I only get pokemon for looks. Pokemon is so goddamn easy anyway. Although I'm thinking of IV/EV training a bagon anyway because salamence>other pokemon

 

[Noler_Mass]

It's posts like these that remind me of how sheltered I am. lol I have never tasted alcohol and don't even know what twerking is.

You know how crickets chirp at night to find a mate? Twerking in a nutshell.

 

[IsmaR]

It's posts like these that remind me of how sheltered I am. lol I have never tasted alcohol and don't even know what twerking is.

I always assumed it was some kind of mating ritual.

Weavile isn't flawed? Frail defenses and a glaring weakness to Fighting types.

I assume he means it isn't flawed at what it's meant to do (being a dragon killer, quick sweeper, fantastic trapper, etc.). It's not like you'll be staying in fighting types or anything that can cause damage, anyway.

For the record, I put Weavile on the same pedestal I put Metroid. I used one during the latest Spring Friendly competition (where only BW2 Unova dex Pokemon were allowed, including legendary/ubers) to demolish every single Kyurem I ran into. Pickpocket/Focus Sash shenanigans are love.

Also I actually soft reset for a legit shiny Kyurem. I have a thing for Ice types in general.

 

[bobadz]

Question fore everyone. If you had to choose between one younger link (since I believe sakurai said somewhere there should always be a younger link) who would you choose?

Toon link?
http://zeldawiki.org/images/1/12/WW_Link_HD_2.png

Or ALBW link?
http://zeldawiki.org/images/c/cc/Link-ALBW.png

 

[Morbi]

I don't drink either but that's because there are better alternatives, like well getting blazed. Seriously legalize that ****. But I can't understand why he doesn't like a good booty shaking. I don't care if its vulgar, it's still goddamn sexy.

Unless he is a she, and then I think she is just jealous

Legal here... jelly?

Anyways. I don't get all the hate towards twerking. I mean... it is essentially a booty dance/clap/bounce. What is wrong with that?

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

I always assumed it was some kind of mating ritual.



I assume he means it isn't flawed at what it's meant to do (being a dragon killer, quick sweeper, fantastic trapper, etc.). It's not like you'll be staying in fighting types or anything that can cause damage, anyway.

For the record, I put Weavile on the same pedestal I put Metroid. I used one during the latest Spring Friendly competition (where only BW2 Unova dex Pokemon were allowed, including legendary/ubers) to demolish every single Kyurem I ran into. Pickpocket/Focus Sash shenanigans are hilarious.

In that case, yes, Weavile is fine.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Weavile isn't flawed? Frail Defense and a glaring weakness to Fighting types. Not to mention, there aren't many physical Ice type moves, so it can scarcely use that advantage. Ice Shard is its only good Ice type move.

Still, Weavile has a niche of being a potent revenge killer thanks to it's ability to use Pursuit and Ice Shard effectively. Though it's stats suggest that's a pure blooded sweeper, it's more tailored to getting revenge kills on weakened opponents.

It's still a lot better then Vanilluxe at least...

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

Still, Weavile has a niche of being a potent revenge killer thanks to it's ability to use Pursuit and Ice Shard effectively. Though it's stats suggest that's a pure blooded sweeper, it's more tailored to getting revenge kills.

True. I also don't play competitively.

I don't know why that sparked some sort of needed correction on my part.

 

[Noler_Mass]

Yarn link. Yarn yoshi and yarn Kirby obviously included as well.

But in all seriousness majoras mask link with different masks. It would be so sick, so it's too bad it would never happen...

 

[FlareHabanero]

Yarn link.

Don't you mean Chain Link?

 

[Fatmanonice]

It's posts like these that remind me of how sheltered I am. lol I have never tasted alcohol and don't even know what twerking is.

Twerking is when you flop your butt around in a provocative manner. Proper technique will inevitably result in boys coming into your yard.

 

[Luco]

I think the tier list thread was just talking about competitive pokemon too... We wanted to know where V115's avatar came from.

 

[Noler_Mass]

Don't you mean Chain Link?

Actually I meant broken link.

 

[Jaedrik]

and an amiable projectile that serves as a rocket lunch.

What, so, his projectile is gonna befriend me or something? Give me lunch too?

giant diddy longs.

Giant Diddy Longs.

Regardless, it could go either way.

"I dunno man... It can go either way..." - Ken 2012

OH AND DIDDY, IT'S NOT "of coarse" IT'S "of course", DAMN IT.

Also, I agree with what was said earlier, twerking is tasteless.

Modesty is honestly the hottest thing I've ever seen, so if you wanna dance with me you bring your personality. *un-tss-tss-tss-tch-tss-tss-tss-un-tss-tss-tss-tch-tss-tss-tss*

As a devout Catholic, alcohol is perfectly fine, but one must consume in moderation, one of God's various tools used to put us to the test, Triforce of Wisdom indeed. (please don't take this anywhere, I'm just stating my opinion and sharing where it stems from )
Both my sets of grandparents are very conservative Christians, one more bible-belt-y, but yeah. I've had wine, upon asking if I could have some, my grandpa said "well, you're 18, right?" And both of my parents are fine with drinking. Of course no one gets smashed, though. That's stupid and reckless.

My dad even owned a bar at one point, heck, he ran pretty much every festival for the Chicagoland area and therabouts, he set up the generators and logistics for each vendor stand and PA for everything, he made numerous such celebrations actually profitable, he was known as Chicago's "Dean of Sound", he was even offered jobs as the sound guy, or Front of House Audio Engineer, for the Chicago Symphony Orchestra and the like. A lot of the stories he tells, and my grandparents and so on, are absolutely amazing. I love them all so much and they edify me with such insight into this beautiful and wonderful world.

On a note, this thread is absolutely hilarious quite often.

 

[Metal Overlord]

Tyranitar <3

Definitely in my top 5 favorite all-time Pokemon