Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Johnknight1]

Now Destiny looks a lot like Borderlands (but not as funny)...

...btw I love Borderlands.

Also, I was planning on getting a PS4 before (say 2015 maybe, 2016 probably), but now I'm planning on getting one hopefully much sooner.

 

[Big-Cat]

@SmashFan
You're missing out on a great conference. My definite highlight was that Final Fantasy Versus XIII became Final Fantasy XV and that they finally announced Kingdom Hearts 3.

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

GODAMMNIT I MISSED KINGDOM HEARTS III.
Now I'm excited over SSB4 AND KH3. o_o

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

Updating list for the last time tonight:
- Me
- Shortie
- Smooth Criminal
- Moon Monkey
- Fastblade5035
- Dark Phazon
- Starphoenix
- augustoflores
- Johnknight1
- disfunkshunal
- shinpichu
- Zinfandel
- Young Horsetail
- thethirdkoopa
- TheFirstPoppyBro
- ManlySpirit
- FalchionX1
- KumaOso
- N3ON
- SmashShadow

Fixed.

 

[FlareHabanero]

4Chan is having a great time with the Sony conference, they especially love the jabs at Microsoft.

MICROSOFT TOLD STATUS:
[ ] NOT TOLD
[ ] TOLD
[x] ****ING TOLD
[x] CASH4TOLD.COM
[x] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC
[x] TOLDERONE
[x] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
[x] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
[x] BEN TOLDS
[x] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN
[x] 007: TOLDENEYE
[x] TEXAS TOLD’EM
[x] AUSTIN POWERS IN TOLDMEMBER
[x] PTERODACTOLD
[x] TOLDTINO’S PIZZA ROLLS
[x] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN
[x] 24 CARAT TOLD
[x] ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAKTHE TOLD
[x] GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE… TOLD
[x] GARY TOLDMAN
[x] TOLD SPICE
[x] TOLD STONE CREAMERY
[x] BABY IT’S TOLD OUTSIDE
[x] POKEMON TOLD AND SILVER
[x] TOLD YELLER
[x] EL DORADO: THE LOST CITY OF TOLD
[x] TOLDPLAY
[x] THE TOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
[x] DANNY DEVITOLD
[x] TOLDEN SUN
[x] FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLDS
[x] CAN’T TEACH A TOLD DOG NEW TRICKS
[x] I AIN’T SAYIN SHE A TOLD DIGGER
[x] TOLDING CHAIR
[x] TOLDIER OF FORTUNE
[x] THE TOLDEN COMPASS
[x] TOLDEN AXE
[x] TOLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM
[x ROCKIN TO THE TOLDIES
[x] BATTLETOLDS
[x] YE TOLDE PUB
[x] TOLDEN CAULFIELD
[x] THE TOLD MAN AND THE SEA
[x] TOLD MEDAL WINNER AT THE OLYMPICS
[x] ALL OF THE ABOVE

 

[Smooth Criminal]

I'm definitely going to watch the conference myself when I get home. I am super stoked.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Johnknight1]

Only thing that Nintendo could do to beat Sony at this point would be to have Reggie start making jabs at Microsoft.

"And now to show you a bunch of games that won't force used gamers to pay a fee just to play them..."

"And now to show you the next entry in the series that Halo was copied off, and fails to compare to... Nintendo's own Metroid!!!"

"And now to show you a platformer that isn't based around tedious vehicle play and fails at being anywhere near as good as it's predecessors in every way, shape, and form.... SUPER MARIO U!!!!"

"And now for a console that won't cost you $60 a year just to play online and use basic online functions that the Wii U has for free..."

GODAMMNIT I MISSED KINGDOM HEARTS III.
Now I'm excited over SSB4 AND KH3. o_o

KH3 was nothing but words and a short 5 second clip. You didn't miss much.

 

[SmashShadow]

This is rockin!

 

[Holder of the Heel]

I have a Skype account, although I'm not sure if I want to like... talk with my voice. Embarrass

 

[FlareHabanero]

Oh god damn you Sony you clever son of a *****.

 

[Metal Overlord]

@SSBF- I would but I no know how to use Skype

 

[Big-Cat]

I'm definitely going to watch the conference myself when I get home. I am super stoked.

Smooth Criminal

This thing has gone on for nearly two hours. You're better off getting the highlights.

 

[Youtroid]

My god Sony. Ugh. Microsoft is left in the DUST this year.

 

[Popsydoodles]

I don't think it is a thing anymore!

Actually I think it is. I looked it up like a month ago.

 

[Starphoenix]

$399! Hear that sound? It's the sound of the hammer hitting the nails of XboxOne's coffin.

 

[Disfunkshunal]

It's official, sony won.

 

[Johnknight1]

Yep, the lower price killed Microsoft's Xbox nONE.

Now to see the specs of the console...

 

[Moon Monkey]

​

Its over​

​

Microsoft got served​

 

[metaknave]

Microsoft didn't stand a chance! Sony very well may have won E3. We'll see what good old Ninty has in store tomorrow.

 

[N3ON]

Oh gawd, it's over. $399? GG M$, now give us Rare back.

[x] TOLDEN SUN

Once you've been Tolden Sun'd, there is no recovery.

 

[SmashShadow]

$399 Beats Microsoft into the ground with a log!

 

[Big-Cat]

Xbox One Way Ticket to Hell is officially dead.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

400 dollars.

O_O

Sony is doing so well, and Microsoft... I don't think I've ever seen anything like this before.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

$399?

Done. GGs, M$.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Moon Monkey]

GG no RE

 

[Youtroid]

Sony just stabbed Microsoft's corpse a million times over.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Sony just stabbed Microsoft's corpse a million times over.

No, more like stabbed Microsoft's corpse a billion times, shove dynamite up his ass, crapped down his throat, and threw the remaining pieces into shark infested waters.

 

[LaniusShrike]

Well, the post-conference wrap up is glitching like crazy so enough of that...

but good lord. Does the Xbox One have anything over the PS4 now?

 

[Starphoenix]

Someone better call the police, because that was straight up murder ya'll.

 

[Hoots]

No, more like stabbed Microsoft's corpse a billion times, shove dynamite up his ***, crapped down his throat, and threw the remaining pieces into shark infested waters.

This. As a PR guy myself, I can't possibly fathom how the Xbox PR team is feeling right now. All they can do at this point is just drink.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

IT'S OVER; IT'S ALL OVER! MICROSOFT IS DOWN! MICROSOFT IS DOWN! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!

 

[Bowserlick]

That smorgasbord of crap lodged in Microsoft's throat like a corn studded, mold cake is not just Sony's doing. Microsoft got to its own throat first with a barrage of defecation.

 

[Wario Bros.]

I know this is pretty old. But I remember seeing this comic in my newspaper near the time Brawl was released.

FoxTrot ftw

please, Bill Amend, have one done for Smash 4 as well. pweez. you're like totally awesome man.

I have that hanging on my wall to this very day.

 

[Big-Cat]

I'm gonna be honest and say that Nintendo isn't going to be able to top Sony, but I'm confident that it'll still be a very solid presentation all around.

Overall, I'm very pleased with the PS4 conference. There was a little bit of everything for every type of gamer (except fighting and RTS). Then there were all the new services, the hilarious jabs at M$, and the killer price tag. Now just announce a PS4 Project Diva game and I'm set.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Damn Sony killed it, looks like its sony and nintendo for me this year, wallet....prepare yourself.

 

[Johnknight1]

Off the topic, but I think the Wii U needs something to upgrade its' RAM. 2 GB isn't much... and I think they need an upgrade just like how Donkey Kong 64 came with the Expansion Pack, especially with their competitors having 8 GB of RAM. I mean, at least get like 6 GB of RAM...

 

[Holder of the Heel]

but good lord. Does the Xbox One have anything over the PS4 now?

They have Halo.

As in, over their head. Because they're dead since Sony killed them

 

[Metal Overlord]

Well, the post-conference wrap up is glitching like crazy so enough of that...

but good lord. Does the Xbox One have anything over the PS4 now?

The NFL

lol

 

[---]

Never has a conference left ever so speechless. I'm just at a loss for words at the beating that Microsoft just took. Microsoft wasn't just killed, they were DESTROYED.

Honestly I would probably died from laughter had Kevin Butler been there to deliver the final nail in the coffin.

 

[Moon Monkey]

Sony just 4 stocked Microsoft!
Did you see how they wavedashed and announced the price?
OMG and the L-cancel into Kingdom Hearts 3. Brilliant!