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[Oasis_S]

I wonder if we'll see an Xbox Two, with a price cut, and no bull**** after a year.

Actually maybe Xbox Zero would be a better name, as in, zero bull****.

 

[Deleted member]

So umm, do we have any idea what these Microsoft employees were smoking when making the Xbox One?

Can't believe Microsoft actually pulled off such an abysmal conference, you can't help but laugh.

 

[Johnknight1]

I find it funny that the Xbox One is getting NBA Live 2014. Seriously, it's going to be the 3rd straight cancelled NBA Live game on the 3rd Xbox with the first name.

Coincidence=??? Yes. Double failure=??? Yes, yes.

I wonder if we'll see an Xbox Two, with a price cut, and no bull**** after a year.

Actually maybe Xbox Zero would be a better name, as in, zero bull****.

Xbox Zero can't exist, since the Xbox One is a sequel to Perfect Dark Zero, and it perfectly sets up Perfect Dark One.

So umm, do we have any idea what these Microsoft employees were smoking when making the Xbox One?

Can't believe Microsoft actually pulled off such an abysmal conference, you can't help but laugh.

Agreed. They could have just waited until E3 to save the good stuff and eliminate all the awful requirements to use this dreadfully worthless console. Literally everything it does the PS4 and WiiU does better without costing a crap ton of money.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Anyone interested in seeing the revival of old rare franchises as was rumored earlier?

My hope is Battle Toads

 

[Bowserlick]

My friend said Rosalina, Daisy, Toadalina, and Lugiciloucious is in. I paid 20 bucks for this info, it is true. Change your rosters. I will not change mine.

 

[Baskerville]

Just woke up... and I found this ****: http://uk.ign.com/articles/2013/05/21/xbox-one-will-not-function-without-kinect-attached

Spoiler

 

[N3ON]

Anyone interested in seeing the revival of old rare franchises as was rumored earlier?

My hope is Battle Toads

Considering it'll probably be butchered like the post-Nintendo Banjo, Conker, and Perfect Dark games, not really.

My guess is Killer Instinct though. Battletoads would be cool too if they could do it properly (it was never really a Nintendo-owned series), but I think even that's too much for them to handle.

 

[Deleted member]

Just woke up... and I found this ****: http://uk.ign.com/articles/2013/05/21/xbox-one-will-not-function-without-kinect-attached

 

[Johnknight1]

Anyone interested in seeing the revival of old rare franchises as was rumored earlier?

My hope is Battle Toads

If by "revival" you mean the current Microsoft leaders or fired or Microsoft loses the rights to it and it goes to a decent company (NOT EA! THEY ALREADY ARE SET TO RUIN STAR WARS!!), then yes.

If we could get full on pre-Star Fox Adventures/Microsoft Rare quality games from it, then I would want EVERY RARE IP BACK AND RUNNING!

 

[Oasis_S]

Hmmm, what about Kameo?

NAAAH, guess 2005 isn't very historic.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Well, 2005 was pretty historic to me

 

[Oasis_S]

Is that when you first learned to skateboard.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Is that when you first learned to skateboard.

I learned to ride something...

Actually it's educational related

 

[Guybrush20X6]

I honestly really want to see someone try to defend Microsoft and the Xbox One more than anything

Just looks for replies with negative votes on youtube.

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

Just woke up... and I found this ****: http://uk.ign.com/articles/2013/05/21/xbox-one-will-not-function-without-kinect-attached

Ah man, Xbox One. The one to end it all.

for Microsoft.

 

[Baskerville]

They call it the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back.

 

[Diddy Kong]

I honestly really want to see someone try to defend Microsoft and the Xbox One more than anything

 

[Zinfandel]

The main issue with it in my view is the large size, and that the Kinect and all the hardware extras in it (3 OSs, TIVO stuff only people in NA can use) will mean a high price. Add the Live monthly fee to that and you are paying a lot for a machine that isn't solely devoted to gaming, just because Microsoft wants to take over the living room.

Also, they have completely abandoned Japan. A gigantic boxy machine like that is made for the larger American living rooms.

 

[Deleted member]

Is that when you first learned to skateboard.

"And I like to SKATEboard!!"

Anyway, I think we need to keep in mind that the Xbox One isn't a console, it's a multimedia device, that's what it seems they're going for. They're trying compete with Apple's iWhateverthe****it'scalled as a home multimedia device, the focus is clearly not on gaming, and one thing people need to be wary of is that this was Sony's exact strategy with the PS2, and that console tore all the competitors a new anus though it had literally NO GAEMS for like almost a year.

Of course, Sony wasn't trying to jew its fanbase, but still, I'd hate to see the Xbox One go the way of the PS2.

 

[Baskerville]

Except with the PS2 Sony didn't try to screw consumers over with always online, fee requirements and blocking used games.

 

[Deleted member]

Except with the PS2 Sony didn't try to screw consumers over with always online, fee requirements and blocking used games.

Yeah, pretty much. But people today are so dumb, they might just buy into it. Look at all the people who just GOTTA have the latest iPhone/iPad.

Anyway, a recap of the conference for Star:

 

[Dark Phazon]

When E3 comes, what ever Rare franchise they murder will be avenged. Nintendo and Sony are going to turn this into a slaughter fest and Nintendo isn't even having a freaking conference at E3.

I like your spunk.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

I saw someone say something about how Call of Duty: Ghosts was an important part of the conference(I think it was Johnknight). That's not even an exclusive. I'm pretty sure the WiiU and PS3/4 are getting it too. The only thing that could've saved the console, and it's not even exclusive.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

I saw someone say something about how Call of Duty: Ghosts was an important part of the conference(I think it was Johnknight). That's not even an exclusive. I'm pretty sure the WiiU and PS3/4 are getting it too. The only thing that could've saved the console, and it's not even exclusive.

It's a timed exclusive, or at least the DLC is.

From what I understand, the big innovation for CoD Ghosts is that there will be dogs.

 

[Big-Cat]

Hmmm, what about Kameo?

NAAAH, guess 2005 isn't very historic.

That was a good game with a very good soundtrack. Sadly though, its sequel was canned by Microsoft. It was shifting to a more realistic fantasy appearance, but M$ wanted them to work on Kinect ****.

 

[Bowserlick]

Ridley will prevail.

Swooooooooooooooooosh

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

It's a timed exclusive, or at least the DLC is.

From what I understand, the big innovation for CoD Ghosts is that there will be dogs.

The only good thing in the conference was seeing the footage of the dog being mocapped.

 

[FalKoopa]

The game should have been named CoD: Dogs, I believe. (-_-)

 

[Robert of Normandy]

The game should have been named CoD: Dogs, I believe. (-_-)

WOOF WOOF MOTHERF***ER.

 

[Big-Cat]

You mean Collar Duty.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

Collar Duty. Like that one guy on Twitter.

EDIT: Kuma ninja'd me.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Ridley will prevail.

Those HD textures are nice.

 

[FalKoopa]

WOOF WOOF MOTHERF***ER.

Lol. The CoD franchise is getting weirder and uninteresting with each new game... I left the series after the first four games.

 

[Moon Monkey]

The game should have been named CoD: Dogs, I believe. (-_-)

NintenCoDs

 

[Deleted member]

Ridley will prevail.

Swooooooooooooooooosh

Too Small, you can't comprehend how MASSIVE Ridley really is...

 

[Frostwraith]

This is what likely happened at Activision during new CoD's development:

Spoiler

 

[Bowserlick]

He is fighting Master Hand who just got like twenty megamushrooms. And still, look at that impressive wingspan Ridley has.

 

[Deleted member]

He is fighting Master Hand who just got like twenty megamushrooms. And still, look at that impressive wingspan Ridley has.

A clash so TITANIC you would need an IMAX theatre just to properly project it.

Ridley is 2big4myTeeVee


Disclaimer: inb4 Ridley defence force. Since Irony is so hard to pick up these days, for those of you who don't know I actually support Ridley.

 

[Bowserlick]

I am starving for rumors. What do we got?

 

[Deleted member]

I am starving for rumors. What do we got?

Mmm...

I leave for work in a few minutes and I expect to encounter more homeless people begging for money in the metro, does that count?