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PsychoIncarnate

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You hate booty and boobs, and reality warping hair that can transform into all sort of ridiculous ****?
It doesn't look like good booty and boobs to me

Some fat guy in walmart has booty and boobs, but you don't want to see it

Something about her design just doesn't make her attractive
 
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You hate booty and boobs, and reality warping hair that can transform into all sort of ridiculous ****?
"Rather have X over Y" =/= "hate Y".

Though I'm pretty sure you're well aware and just trolling me....
 

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You hate booty and boobs, and reality warping hair that can transform into all sort of ridiculous ****?
To be fair, it's memorizing how that hair works. Thus, more interesting. It's like a scientific paradox waiting to happen.
 

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I'm the kinda guy who loves both. It's so hard to decide..... :awesome:

But yeah there's something about bayo that gives off the sarah palin vibe..... so um yeah. I don't think she's getting in anyway.
 

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That's what a lot of people were saying when Bayonetta first came out. There were also comparisons to Tina Fey while the Japanese thought she resembled Angela Aki.

I do like the new look though.
 

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This is how the proportions of a human are suppose to look

From Bayonetta's head to beggining of her chest, there is an extra head's length

That is REALLY freaky
 

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I think most of us already noticed the similarities years ago... :)
And I still can't unsee it. It's forever burned in my mind...

I would be cool to see Bayonetta but if a Platinum character was to be included, I would like to see Wonder Red. Seems more appropriate of a choice.

Yeah, they added Snake who was from a violent franchise but you don't see Snake unraveling his lovely locks and unveiling parts of his naked, muscular body as he fights against Metal Gears.
 

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Screwattack tosses their hat to the smash roster court.
As a fan of Screwattack, I kinda wish they put more thought into their list (MvC3 gets a mostly serious 10 but Smash 4 only gets a joke 5?), but I'm also not surprised. Besides mostly trying to get laughs, they don't hang out on a Smash site 24/7.
 

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I personally like Bayonetta's design in both games.

Even if the first one's design makes more sense for a witch who use her long hair to cast spells and attack things. She'd have to some ridic bun or beehive to achieve that.

The short hair makes you wonder how she's suppose to be as powerful in the sequel.

As for getting in Smash. I'd be down, but I see that being something that would be sort of forced on Sakurai to sell Bayonetta 2 on the Wii U than a choice he made from seeing her as a character he wanted to implement.
 

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Japanese singer. She sang Kiss Me Goodbye in Final Fantasy XII in both English and Japanese.
 

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She is part Italian, part Japanese. Her father is a big wig in the English school business here in Japan.
 

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I personally like Bayonetta's design in both games.

Even if the first one's design makes more sense for a witch who use her long hair to cast spells and attack things. She'd have to some ridic bun or beehive to achieve that.

The short hair makes you wonder how she's suppose to be as powerful in the sequel.

As for getting in Smash. I'd be down, but I see that being something that would be sort of forced on Sakurai to sell Bayonetta 2 on the Wii U than a choice he made from seeing her as a character he wanted to implement.
Let us just say that hair doesn't have to be on the head, it tends to grow elsewhere. Perhaps even more thick than on the head, trust me... Bayonetta will be very powerful in Bayonetta 2, she just has to trust her nether region.
 

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Nose hair, however, would hurt like hell if she used it and it got pulled.

Seriously, it makes me cry
 

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Hey now, I like Kirby too.

He's a murderous abomination from the pits of hell that adores genocide. That's some fantastic ****!
 
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