Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Berserker.]

clearly this is your first day on the internet

Factually, no

 

[N3ON]

...I have no idea what you are even talking about N3ON (the vibe scepter), and I am afraid to ask what type of illegal 18+ things you are talking about.

Is it related to the Peach's XXX=???

I don't think I'll be able to come up with an answer more eloquent than Deathconsciousness's.

Let's face it. It's sort of normal to do that.

True, but at least you've never posted girl on lizard action on here. >_<

Did she borrow it from Birdo.

No, Birdo borrowed it from her.

 

[Berserker.]

True, but at least you've never posted girl on lizard action on here. >_<

The internet is full of sane people

I mean same sex rule 34, furries, all types of rule 34, vore, fantasizing, CREATING YOUR OWN CHARACTERZ LIKE... "IM DA LONG LOST BROTHER OF SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG".

 

[Johnknight1]

I don't think I'll be able to come up with an answer more eloquent than Deathconsciousness's.

Well obviously Peach isn't getting anything from Mario, but yeah... that's a little too much detail...

True, but at least you've never posted girl on lizard action on here. >_<

Oh Gawd, who did=???

Let's face it. It's sort of normal to do that.

It's normal to get your grandmother involved in that kind of stuff=???

Link pls

Peach is definitely asking for a Link.

 

[N3ON]

Oh Gawd, who did=???

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Peach is definitely asking for a Link.

Of course Peach wants Link. He actually has a big long sword.

 

[Banjodorf]

And then today's pic was like and Sakurai was all

Like damn.

 

[Berserker.]

Of course Peach wants Link..........'s skyward sword. No spoiling. No spoiling. There might be some guests or users who haven't played SS yet.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

And then today's pic was like and Sakurai was all

Like damn.

...The Miiverse Caption can't be nearly as bad as ours...

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8821/oqw8.png I mean, look at this old one...

 

[Oasis_S]

Of course Peach wants Link. He actually has a big long sword.

Probably wants a piece of that ass he so shamelessly teases under his short skirt. He's asking for it. Give him the ol' Peach Bomber. Destroy that ass.

 

[Banjodorf]

...The Miiverse Caption can't be nearly as bad as ours...

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8821/oqw8.png I mean, look at this old one...

Only if you're like me, and really think about it the first time you read it. Maybe I'm just terrible, but my first thought was "Really, Sakurai?"

 

[Berserker.]

Only if you're like me, and really think about it the first time you read it. Maybe I'm just terrible, but my first thought was "Really, Sakurai?"

Sakurai ain't stiff ya know. Unlike those other non-Metroid employees in Nintendo.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Only if you're like me, and really think about it the first time you read it. Maybe I'm just terrible, but my first thought was "Really, Sakurai?"

Sakurai's no prude. We very can clearly see Snake and Zero Suit Samus' sweet buttocks in Brawl. He seems to be slightly more against swearing than anything else. He removed "Hell" from the DK Rap, but didn't have an issue showing religious names like Devil or Devil World, etc.

Sakurai ain't stiff ya know.

That's what she said.

Unlike those other non-Metroid employees in Nintendo.

Heh.

 

[Banjodorf]

Sakurai ain't stiff ya know.

Edit: Or is it an "Oh, no..." for Sakurai?

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

I wish I could press the Like button twice, Banjodorf. Because both of those were amazing. So amazing you deserve a double licking.

...I said liking! Yeah, that's it. >_>

 

[Berserker.]

Because I don't remember Samus without her suit power suit looking THAT as in... THAT um...... hmmm.... Screw it. There's no other better word. TIGHT.

 

[Banjodorf]

I wish I could press the Like button twice, Banjodorf. Because both of those were amazing. So amazing you deserve a double licking.

...I said liking! Yeah, that's it. >_>

Don't make me post it again!...well actually, then you could double lick it. I need to think on this.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Because I don't remember Samus without her suit power suit looking THAT as in... THAT um...... hmmm.... Screw it. There's no other better word. TIGHT.

That's what he said.

@Banjodorf: Joking aside, I do sometimes associate myself with a cat. Take that as you will.

 

[Deathconsciousness]

True, but at least you've never posted girl on lizard action on here. >_<

srsly is this your first day on the internet. get over it m8, that was kid's stuff compared to what's out there

 

[Banjodorf]

srsly is this first day on the internet. get over it m8, that was kid's stuff compared to what's out there

It's just a bit of fun! I don't remember signing up for "Who's seen the most ****ed-up thing on the internet" competition, but I'd totally do it if we had one. I might even win.

However, this is neither about Bros. nor Smashing them. Both of those things are ALSO related if you look in the right place. What?

 

[Deathconsciousness]

It's just a bit of fun! I don't remember signing up for "Who's seen the most ****ed-up thing on the internet" competition

um i wasn't implying that. he's just making it out to be the MOST HORRIFYING THING EVER WTF WTF WTF #SCARREDFORLIFE when tbh unless this is your first day on the internet, you should just brush it off as trivial nonsense literally a second after viewing.

 

[Banjodorf]

um i wasn't implying that. he's just making it out to be the MOST HORRIFYING THING EVER WTF WTF WTF #SCARREDFORLIFE when tbh unless this is your first day on the internet, that should be brushed off as trivial nonsense literally a second after viewing.

Well, I'd say you oughtta get to know some of the users around here a 'lil better before you take what they say TOO seriously.

We'z all cool here!

 

[Deathconsciousness]

r u sure im the one taking things too seriously .__.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

...You really think I was surprised at this? XD

No, I never was. I've seen this stuff from Japan before. I've talked to Japanese people too. None of this is weird at all.

Also, we need more sexy female sightings. Where's my Zero Suit Samus?

 

[Oasis_S]

Hope you're prepared for Peach's Down Smash, Link. Yeah.

 

[Banjodorf]

Hope you're prepared for Peach's Down Smash, Link. Yeah.

I don't think he was prepared, even after two of them!

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

I don't think he was prepared, even after two of them!

Prepare yourself.

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

Well.



This is probably the weirdest thing on Smashboards I've woke up to.

 

[Moon Monkey]

Don't know if this has been pointed out but, the Warning Challenger approaching banner has been taken off. ( At least for me when I view the site.)
Which is weird because the banner usually stays up 2 to 3 weeks. Oddly enough TGS is slowly creeping up. I'm gonna go on a limb and assume that something (most likely a newcomer) will be revealed during TGS.

 

[FalKoopa]

When did the site get back up? I missed this place so much.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Well.

This is probably the weirdest thing on Smashboards I've woke up to.

Let the record show that it was the female moderator that pointed out that Super Mario RPG alluded(in America, anyway. Japan was no allusion but blatant) to porn.

Japan is weird, yo.

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

Don't know if this has been pointed out but, the "Warning Challenger" approaching banner has been taken off.
Which is weird because the banner usually stays up 2 to 3 weeks. Oddly enough TGS is slowly creeping up. I'm gonna go on a limb and assume that something (Newcomer) will be revealed during TGS.

I thought Nintendo was not showing up to the TGS? (like here)

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

When did the site get back up? I missed this place so much.

Some days ago. I missed it too. So much easily perverse captions... so many Sakurai misquotes, etc.

 

[Baskerville]

They'll probably do a Direct during TGS, but even then I don't expect them to have any new info Smash related.

 

[Moon Monkey]

I thought Nintendo was not showing up to the TGS? (like here)

What Falchion said. Just like how Nintendo didn't do anything "serious" for E3 and just released Directs.
My guess is that they will do the same for TGS.

But with the banner down so early I think we'll see a new character within the next 3 weeks, regardless if anything happens at TGS.

EDIT:

My lawd.... The new Pokémon are beginning to look like Digimon designs.
Pryroar still looks majestic though

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

What Falchion said. Just like how Nintendo didn't do anything "serious" for E3 and just released Directs.
My guess is that they will do the same for TGS.

But with the banner down so early I think we'll see a new character within the next 3 weeks, regardless if anything happens at TGS.

EDIT:

My lawd.... The new Pokémon are beginning to look like Digimon designs.
Pryroar still looks majestic though

They already copied Burst Mode with the Megaevolutions. Not surprised. Also, some people say Sigilyph looks a lot like a Digimon as well. XD

And yeah, I still just want someone new. Showing Toad as a new character would be amazing. Same with Ridley or showing a returning Toon Link. All of these seem like they won't happen due to courses/screens. I know that Toad may still happen, as the movesets are not finalized, according to Sakurai. Toon Link still has a fair chance, as it was the conductor costume, not his regular Tunic. Ridley, though... seems like he might become a lame stage hazard. :/

 

[Robert of Normandy]

When did the site get back up? I missed this place so much.

It didn't

This is all just a dream.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

It didn't

This is all just a dream.

Is this real life? Is this just fantasy...

 

[Frostwraith]

It's a parallel world where Smashboards never crashed in the first place.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

It's a parallel world where Smashboards never crashed in the first place.

So Smashboards was the Titanic in the original world then?