Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

ayo. where's the play by play? get some x's and o's in this *****

 

[Jedisupersonic]

What if he's secretly part of the darkside?

(starts taking cover from gunshots for the Star Wars joke)

Did someone say star wars!? Yay

 

[Johnknight1]

So, I have a solution guys... but only if Moon "Master" Monkey wants to step out of his booth.

Moon...

...do you want to fight with me, or rather, alongside me...

...for the inaugural Smash 4 2 vs. 2 Belt=???

Fastblade was my ally.

Why would I dishonor him and raise my blade against him?

You're right, you should have to beat this chump Deity first before you can challenge one of the four guys with a solid claim to the #1 contendership (the other 3 being Mex, KingofPhantoms, and lobo, aka the other 3 MEN OF MOONKNIGHT members without belts to claim as their own [yet]).

 

[Disfunkshunal]

John I'm thinking admiral Pit!

I'm sure Divine will come harder than ever before. Are you nervous?

Whoa Moon, we have children viewers!

 

[Bowserlick]

I think Captain Falcon should have less moves borrowed from Mario than Lucas has from Ness or be cut.

Also, who cares about franchises=??? We play as characters, and who gives two flying donkey balls where they come from=??

Lucas is a fine character with insane potential, as Brawl showed glimpses of, and Project M just showed full force, in which Lucas was possibly the most fun character in the latter, and is a secret top dog character.

Right, we play as characters. I don't think Ness and Lucas should both be in unless their specials are changed to be completely different from each other and to open a spot in the roster. My opinion. We will see what Sakurai does.

 

[kikaru]

Such passion! Such Drive!
I'm sure Divine will come harder than ever before. Are you nervous?

will come harder than ever before

I don't think Swamp is ready for that big of a comeback.

 

[Moon Monkey]

How will I prepare?

I'll stick to smashboards.

They have everything I need.

There you have it folks!

Divine vs Swampasuar I!

I am your co-host Moon Monkey (A man of the Moonknights) and behalf of Disfunkshunal and myself this epic slug-fest was brought to you by SSN! Super. Smash. Network!

Up next: Post-game with Johnknight1!

Tune in later tonight for the all access reveal of the the final Daily Pic of the week. Revealed none other than Sakurai himself!

 

[Johnknight1]

ayo. where's the play by play? get some x's and o's in this *****

*enters Johnknight1 post-game commentator mode*​

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You see, DivineDeity, or DD as he is called in my apartment, fell for the play action shot on goal, and because he wasn't prepared in the right full court press formation.

If he just waited to merge his Mega Zoids right in the first place, this wouldn't have happened, but no, he went for that in the stoppage time, and for that, he gave up the two run jack that ultimately was enough to push Swampasaur (or the Swamp King as he is known inside my brain) to the clear and easy path to victory.

And that guys, is why Swampasaur is a rising contender in the world of Super Pokémon Emblem, and DD and Dexter are not.

 

[Conviction]

John I'm thinking admiral Pit

Careful. Some people are summoned because you say their name.

Let's see here.

Nakat, Ally, M@v, Twinkie, Scatz.

I wonder if they are still easily summoned

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I don't think Swamp is ready for that big of a comeback.

I don't think he's ready for it either.

 

[BaPr]

John I'm thinking admiral Pit!

I "admire" your decision. Get it, cause admire sounds like, oh forget it.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

How will I prepare?

Motivation by song is all you need-

 

[Opossum]

I leave for a few hours...

A. FEW. HOURS...

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

I leave for a few hours...

A. FEW. HOURS...

I usually give it a few days. It's nuttier than squirel sh*t in here.

 

[Oasis_S]

Coming at all was your first mistake.

 

[Johnknight1]

John I'm thinking admiral Pit!

I want someone worthy fighting for the belt, not a Pit player.

Remember, no crying on the air,
it won't be fair
when he faces the champ who deals scares,
who will tear him up like a Care Bear.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

Coming at all was your first mistake.

That's what she said.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I leave for a few hours...

A. FEW. HOURS...

Just wait until Golden gets here...

 

[Conviction]

I leave for a few hours...

A. FEW. HOURS...

Almost bad as One Job Habanero

 

[Johnknight1]

I "admire" your decision. Get it, cause admire sounds like, oh forget it.

...you know, you ought to be in a Battle Royal of sorts. This could be the exposure and victory you need to make it to the big show kid.

I'm thinking you, MexM, kikaru, Peachy, DeadlyAlliance, and at least like a dozen total people need to enter it in order for it to be legit.

It would be a great opener, and a perfect lead-in to the rematch of DD and The Swamp King.

Also, HyperFalcon vs. Golden Yu-Gi-Oh vs. Hoots vs. ManlySpirit vs. ChronoBound needs to happen.

 

[Oasis_S]

That's what she said.

I'm sorry for my moment of weakness, Mistress. U3U

 

[Disfunkshunal]

Well folks, that's the end of it. Both competitors gave it there all and put on a hell of a show but in the end the patient, powerful swamp came out over the impulsive, agile Divine.
We want to thank Super Smash Network for hosting this fight, Venus for funding it, and all the fans for coming out here tonight.
I'm your co host Disfunk and these my boys Moon, and Smooth Bring it back to us for Debatemania I
We out!

 

[Johnknight1]

This is Johnknight1 Watson, the Pound For Pound #1 in the World at Bomsketball in Mario Party 1, and you are watching... Smash Center!!!

*dun nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh*

(anyone who wants to jump in and take over on a story, please, feel free to do so, whether as a reporter, analyst, one of the recap guys, commentator, interviewer, producer, executive, advertiser, etc)

Hahaha I remember the Miroku avi!

But naw my birthday already passed lol. July 5th (18 )

Alright, freshly legal, how I don't like 'em.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Well folks, that's the end of it. Both competitors gave it there all and put on a hell of a show but in the end the patient, powerful swamp came out over the impulsive, agile Divine.
We want to thank Super Smash Network for hosting this fight, Venus for funding it, and all the fans for coming out here tonight.
I'm your co host Disfunk and this my boy Moon, Bring it back to us for Debatemania I
We out!

'eyyyyyyyy!

Don't forget John Madden.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Disfunkshunal]

I edited! Lol I saw you like my post and I was oh crap I gotta edit before he posts! Looks like I was a moment to late.

 

[BaPr]

...you know, you ought to be in a Battle Royal of sorts. This could be the exposure and victory you need to make it to the big show kid.

I'm thinking you, MexM, kikaru, Peachy, DeadlyAlliance, and at least like a dozen total people need to enter it in order for it to be legit.

It would be a great opener, and a perfect lead-in to the rematch of DD and The Swamp King.

Also, HyperFalcon vs. Golden Yu-Gi-Oh vs. Hoots vs. ManlySpirit vs. ChronoBound needs to happen.

I just joined the convo. I have no idea what is going on dude.

 

[Jedisupersonic]

I hope you were watching this debate Sakurai! Swamp deserves an amazing update for this

 

[Johnknight1]

I just joined the convo. I have no idea what is going on dude.

No one has any idea what is going on, including the people causing this crap.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

 

[Johnknight1]

I hope you were watching this debate Sakurai! Swamp deserves an amazing update for this

This is proof that Smash Bros. could use some announcers, as well as a pre- and post-game show, and show to break everything down.

 

[Disfunkshunal]

It actually started off more like this IMO

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I hope you were watching this debate Sakurai! Swamp deserves an amazing update for this

ATTENTION: I have just been informed Ridley has been included in the roster because Swamp won this debate! Sakurai said Divine needed to be taught a lesson about petitions!

 

[BaPr]

No one has any idea what is going on, including the people causing this crap.

Well, that makes sense. The posts look like a bunch of random stuff people are posting after taking drugs, or watching some crazy video. I can suggest three videos for you guys, Dont hug me i'm scared, obey the walrus, and pokemon hoarder. I am not responsible to any damage from watching these, including your eyes melting.

Gotta love Key and Peele

 

[Johnknight1]

If there were drugs that recreated my mental state, the world would be drug free by now, because people would realize how dopey that crack is.

I am not saying I am THE GOD...

...because only I CAN SAY THAT!!!!

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

 

[Jedisupersonic]

Any guesses on the next update picture? I will keep saying "Luigi doing something" Until proven otherwise because he is the new guy.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I found a "rumored" Mega list

This one offers NO proof other than a picture with easily accessible images

I don't know Japanese so I can't read what those things actually say

I just felt like sharing because THERE IS NO NEWS ON ANYTHING RECENTLY

 

[KingofPhantoms]

No one has any idea what is going on, including the people causing this crap.

I blame Chikorita.

 

[Bowserlick]

DK carrying someone. Haven't seen a DK pic in awhile.

 

[Jedisupersonic]

DK carrying someone. Haven't seen a DK pic in awhile.

Haven't seen much of Fox either recently speaking of which.