Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Metal Overlord]

I dont know who or what the hell this Noah is but it sounds just like Yamcha

Going by the comments, I guess I should be glad hahaha

 

[FlareHabanero]

I remember when I was much more of a dip**** back then, hehe. Just rash behavior or something, because thing are a lot more smooth-like these days. I remember pissing off Golden a lot in particular.

 

[Johnknight1]

^^^^ Lots of things upset Golden, lol!

I dont know who or what the hell this Noah is but it sounds just like Yamcha

Going by the comments, I guess I should be glad hahaha

He said Ridley is too old to be relevant as a playable character.

He also supports random Fire Emblem characters.

To top it off, that idiot thinks he earned his way into the BRoom, even though we still don't have Neanderthal, Smooth, samusrules, and a few other smart posters.

 

[Deleted member]

It's going to be sad and yet hilarious if he ever comes here.

 

[FlareHabanero]

It's going to be sad and yet hilarious if he ever comes here.

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

 

[Diddy Kong]

Aww sweeties don't worry you still have me to adore, ****talk about, hate love.

 

[Metal Overlord]

If he ever comes here, Imma set him straight

@John- Ridley is too old as in he's irrelevant or some ****? (which isn't really true considering he was in Other M and that came out not even 3 years ago yet)

Or just old in general (I guess R.O.B, Pit and G&W shouldn't be in either... inb4they'reretropickstheydontcount)

 

[FlareHabanero]

they'reretropickstheydontcount

I ****ing hate this double standard, fyi.

 

[Johnknight1]

It's going to be sad and yet hilarious if he ever comes here.

I will destroy him, the same way I destroyed that guy who bet me $50 over Diddy Kong being playable (hint: he ran away from the internet when Diddy was confirmed), the same way I destroyed Chu, and the same way I destroyed anyone who opposes THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT!!!

 

[Bowserlick]

Do we have guesses for Wii Fit Trainers other specials other than Flying Hula Hoop Armor and Volleyball Spike?

 

[Diddy Kong]

Something with the Balance Board perhaps? Could be a Down Special or Side Special. Anything goes. I have no expectations, but I bet she'll play quite smooth. She got that Sheik / Zero Suit Samus vibe. She'll probably be as agile as them, and her jumps especially remind me of ZSS.

 

[Johnknight1]

@John- Ridley is too old as in he's irrelevant or some ****? (which isn't really true considering he was in Other M and that came out not even 3 years ago yet)

Or just old in general (I guess R.O.B, Pit and G&W shouldn't be in either... inb4they'reretropickstheydontcount)

More like "irrelevant and old because I say so" logic.

AKA Noah is just a stupid small fragile child who posts his imaginary ideas hoping they will be his one saving grace.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

I honestly don't have any interest whatsoever in visiting the other threads

I mean, this thread pretty much covers every base in a sense soooo... yeah

Except Baseball, because it's off-topic.

I'd like to see more than just the B moves changed for Toon Link. Since Sakurai only gave him that because he wanted all Links to have the same B moves from side weird idea of tradition, I don't see them much changing.(I don't see why, but eh)

So I'd like to concentrate on A moves. Mind you, every actual in-game clone in the first two games had a near identical moveset to the original. With slight differences. Only Toon Link(and the Alloys and Crazy Hand, and if you want to get technical, Giga Bowser, two of the Landmasters, and Wario-Man) really fits the bill of "has more than half of the original's moves". If even.

I don't think they should've given Link the Hurricane Spin for his on ground Up B. Should've been like Melee with his aerial 64 version.

But, if we want to separate them more, Link can get a Bombchu for Down B(let's say we're getting Toon Link back), and his Megaton Hammer for his Forward B. Let's be honest, his Gale Boomerang is bad. Toon Link's Boomerang(and the other 3 from Melee and 64) didn't actually suck.

Alternatively, Link could keep his Boomerang for Forward B, and use his Megatom Hammer for B. His Bow isn't that great, and while iconic, yes, it's not that big of a deal at this point. He lost his Boomerang in the latest game, after all.(he didn't have a Bow in all games either. Or a Hammer. Or a regular Bomb. Albeit, a lot of those changes were to the overhead-style Link, who is arguably Young Link, but I mean Link as a whole, not specific versions, for the purpose of this)

I wouldn't mind some of Adult Link's A moves to reference Skyward Sword. Like his Skyward Strike. I forgot, would that make more sense as a Smash Up A or a Smash Side A?

 

[Deleted member]

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Honestly, out of all the other big popular characters (MegaMan level popularity) I can only really see Mewtwo making it in. K.Rool and Ridley could both still easily be excluded. I´d hate that, but it might happen.

As for Link´s specials, am thinking we will probably not see the Gale Boomerang on Link this time. Perhaps a regular one, or the Skyward Strike would work. Think a regular Boomerang is the most likely out of everything. The Gale Boomerang was way too situational.

Speaking of Zelda, 4chan had a rumor posted that the next Zelda will be a ´direct sequel to Twiligjht Princess´. And Zelda would have a deeper role in it, there would be a gaint overworld map, and it would have 10 dungeons.

 

[Disfunkshunal]

Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you.

Since it only allows me to officially like this once please accept this additional honorary like.
*Likes*

 

[Diddy Kong]

I'd wanna see Habanero vs Golden personally.

 

[Johnknight1]

I'd wanna see Habanero vs Golden personally.

I would rather see the Hab-Hab x Goldy boy love fanfic written by Croph.

 

[Croph]

Why does everyone have this impression that I'm supposed to write a Habanero x Golden fanfic? Like I've already said, I don't think there is going to be BL themes in the fanfic me and Opossum are writing but...

IF I WRITE ONE ON THE SIDE, WOULD IT GET YOU GUYS TO KEEP QUIET? I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or not...

 

[Johnknight1]

So guys, shine spiking needs to return, but freaking the shine needs to not be totally broken. It needs like about 5-15 seconds of lag or something in that ballpark.

Why does everyone have this impression that I'm supposed to write a Habanero x Golden fanfic? Like I've already said, I don't think there is going to be BL themes in the fanfic me and Opossum are writing but...

IF I WRITE ONE ON THE SIDE, WOULD IT GET YOU GUYS TO KEEP QUIET? I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or not...

I'm only serious if you can write one better than Holder, who has said numerous times that he could write a better romance novelette than you.

I also think that Hab-Hab might have said that he would be up to "a challenge" as well...

Oh, and I'll throw my hat into the pit name into the hat as well, because according to at least disfunk some of my material is steaming hot.

I got the most sensual non-sexual Holder scene you would ever hear in your life written, and I guarantee you that everyone here wants to read it.

 

[Deleted member]

Habanero and I have become more like brothers over time, so it is unlikely there will be an actual "me vs. him" fight at this point.

It's almost as if we've grown so accustomed to each other's behavior that we can mock each other about it while finding humor in it.

And all y'all can go to Hell if you didn't get the reference I was making. Pretty sure Johnny Boy, Habanero, and disfunk did. Only a reference to the best animated film of all time.

EDIT:

Though personality-wise, I wonder if people would see Habanero more as Scar and me as Mufasa than the other way around...

 

[Johnknight1]

Only a reference to the best animated film of all time.

...Shark Tale=???

 

[Deleted member]

...Shark Tale=???

Other than Shark Tale.

Though in seriousness, Shark Tale (in my opinion, at least) is rather high on the list.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Honestly, out of all the other big popular characters (MegaMan level popularity) I can only really see Mewtwo making it in. K.Rool and Ridley could both still easily be excluded. I´d hate that, but it might happen.

As for Link´s specials, am thinking we will probably not see the Gale Boomerang on Link this time. Perhaps a regular one, or the Skyward Strike would work. Think a regular Boomerang is the most likely out of everything. The Gale Boomerang was way too situational.

Speaking of Zelda, 4chan had a rumor posted that the next Zelda will be a ´direct sequel to Twiligjht Princess´. And Zelda would have a deeper role in it, there would be a gaint overworld map, and it would have 10 dungeons.

You know, with Link reusing his TP incarnation, it could have some leverage. Either way, I'll take it with a grain of salt.

Also, hee ho!

 

[Metal Overlord]

...Shark Tale=???

I havent seen that **** in years

 

[KingofPhantoms]

(although to be fair, this is the greatest kind of stupid in the world, and a brand of stupid we could all use, and also a kind of stupid that makes smash bros. better!)​

For Nyke, (the Ike player in the vid) this is also the greatest kind of luck in the world.

EDIT:

Though personality-wise, I wonder if people would see Habanero more as Scar and me as Mufasa than the other way around...

I vote yes for this.

 

[Deleted member]

I vote yes for this.

You're just saying that so Habanero throws me off a cliff into a herd of stampeding wildebeest so he can be king.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

You're just saying that so Habanero throws me off a cliff into a herd of stampeding wildebeest so he can be king.

Nope.

As much as I can compare him to Scar, I'm hoping he'll suffer Mufasa's fate he will remain calm and never attempt to do such a thing.

 

[Moon Monkey]

So basically try to do what Brawl did with Mario's down B, but instead of failing, succeeding in making the character more unique and well-rounded=???

Si Señor

Maybe one or two. Personally, I would keep his boomerang (if Link keeps his stupid Gale Boomerang) and/or his bombs (his bombs should 100% return if Link uses a regular boomerang). His other projectile special (bow and arrow) plus one of those two can leave, though, although hopefully that doesn't mean he isn't good at long-range attacks. Personally, if he loses two of his 3 long-range specials, I hope at least 1 of the 2 new moves he gets is a new long-range projectile if that situation occurs

I would have no issues with this at all.

Oh, and the more I think about it, the more I don't like the Skull Hammer. Kirby and King Dedede already use hammers, whereas the only other character that uses a bow and arrow and boomerangs is Link. Toon Link would literally be dubbed more of a clone for getting a hammer, and it would probably be less original.

And while I'm at it, Toon Link certainly won't get cut. Not for Impa, not for Toad, not for any of the stupid unoriginal characters people suggest.

How would you feel if the Skull hammer was only used for a heavy hitting F-Smash?
A sad day will it be if Toon Link gets swapped for Toad imo

 

[FlareHabanero]

Why does everyone have this impression that I'm supposed to write a Habanero x Golden fanfic?

Because you're the person most experienced for the job. I mean, do you honestly expect a straight male to write a story about steamy hot (pun intended) men doing unspeakable sexual acts. I mean, that would be the equivalent of a clown doing stock car racing. It's basically leaving it up to the professional, the person that is most experienced with a particular job.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Habanero and I have become more like brothers over time, so it is unlikely there will be an actual "me vs. him" fight at this point.

Too much brotherly love.

Speaking of, that'd be funny if one of Villager's taunts was digging into the ground, and he picked up a Fossil, a Centipede, a Pill Bug(the last two come from broken Rocks), a Gyroid, some Ore, or a Mole Cricket.

 

[Deleted member]

Because you're the person most experienced for the job. I mean, do you honestly expect a straight male to write a story about steamy hot (pun intended) men doing unspeakable sexual acts. I mean, that would be the equivalent of a clown doing stock car racing. It's basically leaving it up to the professional, the person that is most experienced with a particular job.

....can't tell if there is a stealth insult in there.....

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I would rather see the Hab-Hab x Goldy boy love fanfic written by Croph.

OH GOD MY BRAIN!

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Because you're the person most experienced for the job. I mean, do you honestly expect a straight male to write a story about steamy hot (pun intended) men doing unspeakable sexual acts. I mean, that would be the equivalent of a clown doing stock car racing. It's basically leaving it up to the professional, the person that is most experienced with a particular job.

...So why aren't you writing it?

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Well, I've written things like that for the lulz. Hotcakes doesn't discriminate.

 

[FlareHabanero]

...So why aren't you writing it?

Because the mods will be all over my ass, everyone will be mentally scarred for life, Golden will assassinate me out of spite and embarrassment, and too lazy to write.

Look, I'm not going to unleash hell just for ****s and giggles you know.

 

[Deleted member]

Future of Smash 4:

Over 15,000 signatures (too late to do an Over 9000! joke) on that petition.
At this point, I hope Sakurai at the very least throws in a Reggie cameo somewhere (preferably on the Wii Fit stage) to throw the people a bone.

 

[Bowserlick]

Flatworms are hermaphrodites. They wrestle in water while fencing with their sharp male parts, trying to jab it deep inside the other. The winner impregnates the loser, who has to carry the eggs and be the woman.

This is how I imagine a Habanero X Golden fight and/or romance novel.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

(horror novel chopped)

 

[FlareHabanero]

Flatworms are hermaphrodites. They wrestle in water while fencing with their sharp male parts, trying to jab it deep inside the other. The winner impregnates the loser, who has to carry the eggs and be the woman.

Is that all?