Stupid things said in school

[Zook]

School is pretty boring. So, to pass the time, I've been listing in on other's conversations and writing down random quotes. These are some from math...

'Well, for starters, I'm a fat guy, and most physical activity involves sweat.'
'Poor Steve, he doesn't even know about (Zook's) fear of 80's gangs.'
'Shut up or I'll cut you.'
'YES! I just figured out number one!'
'What goes into -8 and -12? Your mom?'
'Justine's not here, but she's coming.'
'Yeah, no gangsters allowed!'
'These lightbulbs are, like, non-hot proof, 'cause their, like, not hot!'
'If you write that down, (Zook), I will kill you.'
'Why is everyone against tapping?!?'
'Orange is bi; red is straight!!'

I hereby make it all fellow Proomer's mission to get some quotes from their classes! I think study hall would work pretty well.

 

[EEvisu]

I remember a few from last year:

"Dude you stole her thong in gym"
"Phil(me) thats just wrong you steal burgers or ice cream not pencils"
"Lol he tried to sell the Pencils for 2$ each"
"suck my **** Mr. Tomas you said it was ****ing due Monday"

average day

 

[1048576]

"I couldn't see him cause he was right next to me."
"What's sadism, that's just like being sad, right?"
"We are all prostitutes" -- my AP Economics teacher
"Ooooh, I'm like a penny!"
"I don't care how drunk I was, Talisha was definitely the loudest."

 

[Dibs]

"Lol he tried to sell the Pencils for 2$ each"

You used "lol" in real life conversation?

 

[EEvisu]

You used "lol" in real life conversation?

Its not hard to determine that I used the "lol" to show that there was laughing before the statement.

 

[1048576]

Actually, I kinda thought you said lol, too. I would denote laughing like so: *laughing

 

[Dibs]

Hey if you did say "lol" then that would be funny. You let me down.

 

[SwitzerlandNOT]

goneforever

 

[EEvisu]

Actually, I kinda thought you said lol, too. I would denote laughing like so: *laughing

yeah you can do that >_>

Hey if you did you "lol" then that would be funny. You let me down.

I gambled and lost, oh well it happens...

 

[Lucky_Sharmz19]

"You're gay!"
"Hey look! A naked guy!"
"You are a ******."
"You had sex with your mom!"
"Shut up before i slap you!"
"You're racist!"
" *stereotypic chinese speech and accent* "
" *lame yo momma joke* "
"A thousand dollars in cash monie!!"
"The only way to settle this, is to have a Yo Momma fight!"
" *anything referencing to what someone saw on TV* "

Yeah.....people are really stupid in my school.

 

[Skywalker]

"Yeah... hey there's like this horse doing these chicks. I mean, it's like *this* long when it's hard."

"One time in 6th grade I was at boy's birthday party. He asked 'What are flavored c****ms for?'"

"Jeah, he clashes 'swords' with other guys."

"All your base are belong to us."

"I used to have a doggy called Miss Budweiser. Whenever my mom's ex-boyfriend spilled his beer, Miss Budweiser would drink it."

 

[Foxpower+]

OH DUDE,

One time I said I was going to burn down the school....

 

[Lucky_Sharmz19]

Oh, i forgot to mention:

"I'm Rick James *****!"

" *anything that has to do with Yu Gi Oh* "

" *anyone trying to sound gangster* "

 

[Skywalker]

"Have you seen Skywalker's avatar?!" ~A guy in German class

Spoiler

Not really.

 

[Sizzle]

Student asking teacher, "Why are you wearing a Band-Aid on your chin?"
Teacher, "My son squeezed my neck and I passed out. I cut my chin open on the fall."

There was an uproar of laughter if you could imagine.

 

[commonyoshi]

Most of the dumb stuff is said by me. They lap it up.

Warning: Someone may be offended. It's not that bad, but there's always one of those people in the room.

Spoiler

Friend-"I'm glad you admit that you cant drive. Most Asians wont admit it."
Me-"Yeah. i need to inject white genes into my eyes."

 

[Dibs]

You're kidding me. You're Asian?

 

[commonyoshi]

Fo sho.

But I'm a gansta at heart.

 

[KaoS]

I don't believe you.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Asians are smart.

The quote in my signature was said by some kid in my science class. It's not my fault I'm in set three! Sets one and two had already started their GCSEs by the time I got here. >_>

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Teacher: "What is the answer to #26?"
Boy in class: *burps extremely loud*
Students: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ROFLCOPTOR, LOL!!"
Teacher: "Get to the office right now!"
Boy in class: *farts extremely loud on some kid's pencil*
Kid: "Man, nasty **** right there!"

 

[Dibs]

You go to the office just for burping? What kind of school is this?

 

[Uncle Meat]

Knowing Unsung Master, probably not a very good one.

 

[Dibs]

Ooooo Meat's on fire!... No wait, Unsung is, cause he just got burneddd!

 

[Virgilijus]

One of my friends from school, Mark, can be quite dyslexic at times. One day he looked at me and said;
"You know what, I think I'm going to name my kids Toe and Jony."
"Toe and Jony?"
"Uhh...I meant Joe and Tony"

And yesterday while we were flipping through the TV channels we landed on The Weakest Link. At one point, before the host even asked a question he yelled out "Paul!" We all kind of stared at him. After a couple of seconds he told us that he meant to say "Bank". How the hell you confuse "Bank" for "Paul", I'll never know.

 

[sinfallen]

*my arm! my arm!*
*take ur *** to sweeps*
*a foo this foo wants to kiss u ahh!*
*hand it over ******
*shark head*
*new game round head*
*who the hell is this other mushroom kid*
***** ur action replay*
*here comes the boot*
*ello*
*kikika*

 

[Antz]

Get'em Hulk!*
Yea I heard that dude had a 2 inch *****
D**K" D**K"
Art ******
pig ******
I'll take u 2 the butcher shop!*
It's AFRIAD*
what the **** a pink *****
Injuins*

 

[Peeze]

My spanish friend to kid with acne:
"hey what hit's more balls than Babe Ruth? Martin's[kids name] chin."
Martin:
"Keep talking, but don't forget i have Immigration on speed dial"

 

[sir_mancelot]

*The Meat!*
*Adultery John!*
*Nevermore*
*Dizzy was my friend*
*your dead willy*
*alot women know where i live*
*why, why, they always ask why*
* to do run run run*
*excues me excues me!*
*pug u little **** pug*
*that george jefferson*

 

[KaoS]

"Keep talking, but don't forget i have Immigration on speed dial"

XD

This really isn't that funny but I just read that "Bush wall" thread and giggled a little after reading this.

 

[marthsword]

There's this really unstable big-lipped kid. I came neae his locker and he said:

"If you come ANY closer to me I'm telling the principal you sexually harassed me!

 

[KaoS]

Good example of "Not funny."

 

[Stratovarious]

Okay here..the situation. in Behavioral Psychology we were given tests to determine if we were right brained-left brained-or intermediate Well we all had to say what we were outloud to the class, and the ******** ghetto girl in our class stands up and goes "It says im 90% Inactive!!!!"

some others:
"Why don't you throw a brownie at the wall and see if the wall breaks?"
"If i ever saw a black republican i would strangle him"-black kid
"Bush should be impeached for allowing Wal Mart to become a Monopoly"

Another situation: Some girl told anothergirl that her funion (Spellng?) bag matched her shirt. I looked at her and replied "No it doesnt" and everyone at the table was in concurance with me, but only said mild things like "Nope" Nothing extra ordinary.. BUT THE GIRL STARTED CRYING!!! bahh

A girl in Government mispronounced Arkansas 4 times in a row as ARE KANSAS.. Later that day she was inducted into National Honor Society

 

[Zero Beat]

Yeah, definitely not funny.

I remember this noob calling Coagulation(Halo 2 map) "Congulazion"...everyone laughed.

P.S. : I still find it hilarious how a couple of emos de rep my post at the fake gay thread<_<.

 

[Foxpower+]

Isnt that like the old Blood Gulch map?

Blood Gulch > Every other map

EDIT: Im emo. *cries*

 

[sinfallen]

note i got all of these quotes when i was in my schools library:

*hey man its cold out side*
*did u do you homework*
*ah **** man oh well just forget it*
*oh oh ohhhh oh*
*i already seen that at hell*
*what the **** man*
*man how the hell did he hit me*
*did u see me get hurt and they took me out*
*little kids come in and look at them*
*****ing fish? what the hell*
*i would sell that fish for 1G*
*man i would tell u that the fish talked*
*you like my pencils?*

 

[Antz]

*no cussing on the bus, oh ***** (on the bus going to school)
*oh dam its the wolf brothers* ( in the libary)
* im just ****ing with u* ( in class)
* what do u call balls on a wall, chest nuts, what the *****

 

[SwitzerlandNOT]

goneforever

 

[KaoS]

This topic has successfully attracted the most unfunny people ever.

 

[sinfallen]

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