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Stupid things said in school
- Thread starter Zook
- Start date
Zook
Perpetual Lazy Bum
Kibler: "Allow me to digress for a moment..."
Anyone else had to deal with a certain 'Mark Kibler' out there...?
Anyone else had to deal with a certain 'Mark Kibler' out there...?
F8AL
Banned via Warnings
Teacher : "And kids, this is a Yamaha piano."
Dustin (incredibly stupid kid) raises hand.
Teacher : "Yes?"
Dustin (incredibly stupid kid) : "Is that a Yamaha piano?"
Everyone : "..."
Dustin (incredibly stupid kid) raises hand.
Teacher : "Yes?"
Dustin (incredibly stupid kid) : "Is that a Yamaha piano?"
Everyone : "..."
Pustulio
Smash Ace
"I sell shrooms! *10 seconds later* What're shrooms?"
"Your mamma so dumb she drinks piss"
"Open these ligths"
"Dolphins are gay (what a dummy)"
"I think Jay Cutler is the answer for the Broncos"
"Apple Strudel" (That was me)
"How many people are in a monologue?"
"I respect my wong"
One story I must tell is there was a kid in my English class, he decided to beat his meat in class, so someone noticed and told the teacher with sign language, she pulled the desk out and the kid is sitting in his chair with his hands over his genitals and begins to cry as he goes to the principals office, he came back and ever since the girl who sat in front of him has said "eeeeeew" if she ever sees him.
What wacko's eh?
"Your mamma so dumb she drinks piss"
"Open these ligths"
"Dolphins are gay (what a dummy)"
"I think Jay Cutler is the answer for the Broncos"
"Apple Strudel" (That was me)
"How many people are in a monologue?"
"I respect my wong"
One story I must tell is there was a kid in my English class, he decided to beat his meat in class, so someone noticed and told the teacher with sign language, she pulled the desk out and the kid is sitting in his chair with his hands over his genitals and begins to cry as he goes to the principals office, he came back and ever since the girl who sat in front of him has said "eeeeeew" if she ever sees him.
What wacko's eh?
Zook
Perpetual Lazy Bum
"Sex Ed.?! I'm a hands-on learner!!!"
"Sulfuric acid isn't too bad! Watch!" *
"Did anyone else get 'ooo-blah-gurgle-orm-juzz' for question one...?"
"Have you had sex with Andrew yet?"
"I refuse to answer that."
"Have you blowed Andrew yet?"
"I refuse to answer that."
"Well, have you slept with Andrew yet?"
"I refuse to answer that."
"Hmm... Have you had Andrew over your house yet?"
"No."
"Class, today we will be going down to the Mac lab."
"Oh boy! It'll be like one huge gay orgy (Did I spell it right...?)!"
*That kid is still at the hospital.
"Sulfuric acid isn't too bad! Watch!" *
"Did anyone else get 'ooo-blah-gurgle-orm-juzz' for question one...?"
"Have you had sex with Andrew yet?"
"I refuse to answer that."
"Have you blowed Andrew yet?"
"I refuse to answer that."
"Well, have you slept with Andrew yet?"
"I refuse to answer that."
"Hmm... Have you had Andrew over your house yet?"
"No."
"Class, today we will be going down to the Mac lab."
"Oh boy! It'll be like one huge gay orgy (Did I spell it right...?)!"
*That kid is still at the hospital.
F8AL
Banned via Warnings
LOL. That's funny!!! ^_^
Lucky_Sharmz19
Smash Ace
Is there really Sex Ed in schools?
F8AL
Banned via Warnings
Inside history class theres this stupid hot girl in class.
"What was Hitler's first name?"
"Where did the Winnipeg Strike take place?"
"What do the United Nations do?"
"What was Hitler's first name?"
"Where did the Winnipeg Strike take place?"
"What do the United Nations do?"
SwitzerlandNOT
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2006
- Messages
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goneforever
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Lucky_Sharmz19
Smash Ace
My ***chy parent's probably wouldn't let me have a Sex Ed even though i already knew what sex was when i was 9. Im 12 now.
SwitzerlandNOT
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2006
- Messages
- 105
goneforever
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Lucky_Sharmz19
Smash Ace
No, i'm not. Can't you see the Z in my name? lucky_sharm19's name doesn't have a Z in his name.
...
J/k, yeah, i got banned in GameFAQs for calling the mods ******* because they modded helpful and on topic posts. Actually i was purgatorized for 45 days and lost 90 karma.
....
J/K again, i only lost 45 karma. Afterwards, i spent more time on many other boards other than the GFAQs Smash board such as the War on Terrorism board, the Paranormal/Conspiriscy board, and the Dead Rising board.
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J/k, yeah, i got banned in GameFAQs for calling the mods ******* because they modded helpful and on topic posts. Actually i was purgatorized for 45 days and lost 90 karma.
....
J/K again, i only lost 45 karma. Afterwards, i spent more time on many other boards other than the GFAQs Smash board such as the War on Terrorism board, the Paranormal/Conspiriscy board, and the Dead Rising board.
F8AL
Banned via Warnings
I've been to Gamefaq message boards a few times, but aren't full of trolls now?
Elemennopee
Smash Journeyman
Indeed, and all of the Vets have mysteriously disappeared. All hope is lost there.
Jazzy Jinx
♥♪!?
What I am about to say really happened.
Random guy talking to other random people: "I lost my p***s!"
Me: "It's lost among the blades of grass now."
Random guy talking to other random people: "I lost my p***s!"
Me: "It's lost among the blades of grass now."
Luigi Ka-master
Smash Lord
I think there was seriously this one time at school where all of the conversations within hearing range went something like this:
"Blah blah blah I'm stupid blah blah blah we're stupid blah blah...blah"
Man I hate school.
"Blah blah blah I'm stupid blah blah blah we're stupid blah blah...blah"
Man I hate school.
That's not such a bad question, considering they fail at everything they try.
linkw00t
Smash Journeyman
Scenario: Two guys are arguing about who makes the better hamburger, they are discussing shape.
"They have to be big, but it also has to be thick!"
(Me) "That's what she said."
True story. :D
"They have to be big, but it also has to be thick!"
(Me) "That's what she said."
True story. :D
a
Smash Cadet
'63² = Ya mamma, *****'
'Uh, ya'
Yeah, my school is funny. I love being black. :]
'Uh, ya'
Yeah, my school is funny. I love being black. :]
commonyoshi
Smash Hero
Haha. "a". My friends and I have a little joke with that letter.
Here's one my teacher said to my friend and me.
Her: My college classmates all had a joke.
Us: What was it?
Her: What's one plus one?
Us: Um... Two.
Her: No.
Us: Yeah...
Her: One plus one is one.
Us: ... ?>_>
<_<?
Her: Because one piece of crap plus another piece of crap equals one, big piece of crap.
Us: ;>_>
<_<; (should we laugh?)
Here's one my teacher said to my friend and me.
Her: My college classmates all had a joke.
Us: What was it?
Her: What's one plus one?
Us: Um... Two.
Her: No.
Us: Yeah...
Her: One plus one is one.
Us: ... ?>_>
1111
Her: Because one piece of crap plus another piece of crap equals one, big piece of crap.
Us: ;>_>
1111
Monk/Honkey/Banana
Smash Champion
1) me and my friends are talking and out of no where this kid yells "Hey i'm just kidding I love fruitcake"
2) my friend: shut up and do the journal
Me: your face is a journal
Teacher: ...Did you just call his face a journal
I would think fo more but i'm too lazy for that
2) my friend: shut up and do the journal
Me: your face is a journal
Teacher: ...Did you just call his face a journal
I would think fo more but i'm too lazy for that
linkw00t
Smash Journeyman
Me talking to milady.
"Hey Niki what's that under there?"
"Under what?"
"Under there!!!"
"Under where?!!"
"Underwear. :D"
Yeah I even said colon Capital D.
"Hey Niki what's that under there?"
"Under what?"
"Under there!!!"
"Under where?!!"
"Underwear. :D"
Yeah I even said colon Capital D.
Zook
Perpetual Lazy Bum
"Hey guys, what do you call a dog with no legs?"
"I dunno. What?"
"Nothing, because he can't come to you anyways!"
"I dunno. What?"
"Nothing, because he can't come to you anyways!"
Red Granola
Smash Rookie
Sorry, but Zook told me to bump this thread.
"Ecstacy? You mean like that porn mag?"
"Ecstacy? You mean like that porn mag?"
Pustulio
Smash Ace
Lange: Your mom is so dumb she thought pee was apple juice!
Russ: I'm gonna' make a movie about that!
Me: *walks out of the area*
Payton: I don't have a belly button!
Me: *Comes back after getting *** chewed by the teacher for leaving my seat.
Lange: You were gone for way too long!
Russ: Look at my 3rd nipple
Geoff: Look at my bush!
Payton: I didn't want to see that!
Teacher: Class Dismissed!
Lange: I'm gonna' but **** you!
Me: Go away!
(I got the right to my classmates names incase you're wondering)
Russ: I'm gonna' make a movie about that!
Me: *walks out of the area*
Payton: I don't have a belly button!
Me: *Comes back after getting *** chewed by the teacher for leaving my seat.
Lange: You were gone for way too long!
Russ: Look at my 3rd nipple
Geoff: Look at my bush!
Payton: I didn't want to see that!
Teacher: Class Dismissed!
Lange: I'm gonna' but **** you!
Me: Go away!
(I got the right to my classmates names incase you're wondering)
How the hell did this topic get to 4 pages?
Eaode
Smash Champion
Just for a mad early reference, I actually say "lol" in real life. No not that "Ell Oh Ell" BS, it's pronounced LOL, *****es!
Juan: *comes into class late while there is a sub*
Sub: Uh, what's your name?
Juan: Shamik (shamik is absent)
Sub: Last name?
Juan: Newson.
Rest of class (quietly): NewsoM!
Juan: Newsom....
[5 minutes later Juan leaves for the bathroom. He is gone for a good 10 minutes before returning with a friend, who isn't in the class.]
Sub: Excuse me, who are you?
Friend: uh, Shamik.
Sub: Who?
Juan: He's Shamik!!
Sub: Then who are you?
Juan: .... Gotta go. *leaves*
And saberhof, I it's funnier in spanish, post it in spanish. Some of use understand =)
And the rest, well, they can get an online translator.
Juan: *comes into class late while there is a sub*
Sub: Uh, what's your name?
Juan: Shamik (shamik is absent)
Sub: Last name?
Juan: Newson.
Rest of class (quietly): NewsoM!
Juan: Newsom....
[5 minutes later Juan leaves for the bathroom. He is gone for a good 10 minutes before returning with a friend, who isn't in the class.]
Sub: Excuse me, who are you?
Friend: uh, Shamik.
Sub: Who?
Juan: He's Shamik!!
Sub: Then who are you?
Juan: .... Gotta go. *leaves*
And saberhof, I it's funnier in spanish, post it in spanish. Some of use understand =)
And the rest, well, they can get an online translator.
"Sodomy, is that something you do with a soldering iron?"
"I dont get it, why is there a North Dakota and a South Dakota, was there some kind of fight and they split?"
Student"Have you ever seen Oceans 11?"
Teacher"yeah why?"
Student"well do you think thats possible? I mean robbing a bank but all smart like?"
Teacher"I guess."
Student"cuz thats what im gonna do when i grow up"
"I dont get it, why is there a North Dakota and a South Dakota, was there some kind of fight and they split?"
Student"Have you ever seen Oceans 11?"
Teacher"yeah why?"
Student"well do you think thats possible? I mean robbing a bank but all smart like?"
Teacher"I guess."
Student"cuz thats what im gonna do when i grow up"
ThatGuy
Smash Master
This is when one of my teachers laid the smack-down on a student back when I was in High School.
Teacher: *walks into classroom, there's a TV in the corner, he points at the TV* "Hey, look guys, there's a video of Megan's friends playing."
Megan: "But sir, there isn't anything on the screen. The TV is off."
Teacher: "THAT'S RIGHT MEGAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND PAY ATTENTION!"
Or when me and a couple friends were talking about a football game we had watched, where a team was doing so bad that one of the fans had run onto the field to try and tackle a football player while they were lining up...this was professional football BTW so you're expected to get clobbered by the entire team if you do that >.>
Friend: "What kind of moron would try to tackle a 200-pound fully equipped football player anyway?"
Me: "...another football player?"
Teacher: *walks into classroom, there's a TV in the corner, he points at the TV* "Hey, look guys, there's a video of Megan's friends playing."
Megan: "But sir, there isn't anything on the screen. The TV is off."
Teacher: "THAT'S RIGHT MEGAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND PAY ATTENTION!"
Or when me and a couple friends were talking about a football game we had watched, where a team was doing so bad that one of the fans had run onto the field to try and tackle a football player while they were lining up...this was professional football BTW so you're expected to get clobbered by the entire team if you do that >.>
Friend: "What kind of moron would try to tackle a 200-pound fully equipped football player anyway?"
Me: "...another football player?"
pikachun00b7
Smash Lord
"liek i am teh uber pwnage" *sigh.. seventh graders say so much 1337speak in real life*
"You are a communist! " This is what an eighth grader said to his social studies teacher.
"You are really gay"-me
Conversation with friends about game-forums.
"We are uber 1337 at N-sider forums" friend one.
"Hey Mike(me) do you have an N-sider account?"-friend two.
"Well...ya...smashboards" - me
"You do to a forum for ONE game?!"-friend one
"yup"-me
"I bet you suck in smash brothers and can't beat me. "- friend one
"Well my account name is pikan00b7"-me
"N-sider is probably better then your smashboards. "- friend two
"*over heard our conversation* Cool! I want to join N-sider but what should be my account name?"-friend three
"Well how about uberbacon?"-me
"You are a communist! " This is what an eighth grader said to his social studies teacher.
"You are really gay"-me
Conversation with friends about game-forums.
"We are uber 1337 at N-sider forums" friend one.
"Hey Mike(me) do you have an N-sider account?"-friend two.
"Well...ya...smashboards" - me
"You do to a forum for ONE game?!"-friend one
"yup"-me
"I bet you suck in smash brothers and can't beat me. "- friend one
"Well my account name is pikan00b7"-me
"N-sider is probably better then your smashboards. "- friend two
"*over heard our conversation* Cool! I want to join N-sider but what should be my account name?"-friend three
"Well how about uberbacon?"-me
digitalmaster287
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Aug 28, 2004
- Messages
- 240
The following conversation actually happened.
Gym teacher: OK I'm here to collect your health class assignments
Friend: But you said it was due Monday!
Gym teacher: No i didnt.
Whole class: Yes you did!
Gym teacher: Well I changed it
Friend: You cant do that
Gym teacher: I just did.
Friend: Thats not fair!
Gym teacher Life's not fair.
Gym teacher: OK I'm here to collect your health class assignments
Friend: But you said it was due Monday!
Gym teacher: No i didnt.
Whole class: Yes you did!
Gym teacher: Well I changed it
Friend: You cant do that
Gym teacher: I just did.
Friend: Thats not fair!
Gym teacher Life's not fair.
Zink
Smash Champion
*Jay misses a goal in soccer*
"Wow Jay, you couldn't score in a {house of ill repute} with a fistfull of dollars."
"Wow Jay, you couldn't score in a {house of ill repute} with a fistfull of dollars."
MrMojoRisin
Smash Apprentice
"You have a penny I could borrow?"
"No, but I have some dimes, want me to drop em?"
"No, but I have some dimes, want me to drop em?"
My one friend from Venezuela, "I hate Hispanics."
This one happens (or at least used to happen) everyday with my friends at lunch.
Someone, "*something about last night*"
Whoever else, "I know, I was there."
Yeah, my friends like to "pretend" they're gay.
This one is just random I heard on the bus, "You crapped in your dog's bowl."
Yeah, the people at my school are really weird. And I mean really weird.
This one happens (or at least used to happen) everyday with my friends at lunch.
Someone, "*something about last night*"
Whoever else, "I know, I was there."
Yeah, my friends like to "pretend" they're gay.
This one is just random I heard on the bus, "You crapped in your dog's bowl."
Yeah, the people at my school are really weird. And I mean really weird.
falco_4_life
Smash Lord
teacher "i'm the most important person n this class"
me "u sure about that"
teacher " shut the heck up. for now own imma start talking to u like your stupid"
me "n watch me jaw yo ***"
teacher "what did u say"
me " nothing bro its over i don't wanna get on u no more"
me "u sure about that"
teacher " shut the heck up. for now own imma start talking to u like your stupid"
me "n watch me jaw yo ***"
teacher "what did u say"
me " nothing bro its over i don't wanna get on u no more"
Talking about another guy in class,
Ben: Oh my God he sucks! He fails at life; give him a D minus!
Me: A D minus isn't failing, Ben.
Ben:...Oh...
Ben: Oh my God he sucks! He fails at life; give him a D minus!
Me: A D minus isn't failing, Ben.
Ben:...Oh...
Stryks
Smash Hero
were in computer class and my friends starts clicking buttons on the screen in the visual basic program...
me: dude what are u doing?
friend: Wheres the intro button?
me: ...its on the keyboard...
friend: *looking at keyboard* but... it says enter...
me:...
me: dude what are u doing?
friend: Wheres the intro button?
me: ...its on the keyboard...
friend: *looking at keyboard* but... it says enter...
me:...
TheFifthMan
Smash Journeyman
CS 159 lecture:
A streaker wearing a gorilla mask over his head pops in through the front door, yells, "Hey Bill Crum!" to the professor, and dashes up the aisles to the exit.
Bill Crum: "Whoever can identify that man gets 20 dollars."
Said to Calculus TA in recitation:
"Do you like the definite integral of 2x dx from 10 to 13?"
A streaker wearing a gorilla mask over his head pops in through the front door, yells, "Hey Bill Crum!" to the professor, and dashes up the aisles to the exit.
Bill Crum: "Whoever can identify that man gets 20 dollars."
Said to Calculus TA in recitation:
"Do you like the definite integral of 2x dx from 10 to 13?"