Straight Peach players unite !!!!!

[Mr P]

I dont know about all you guys but i am tired of being a minority amongst the peach players, as a straight white male who mains peach i feel like i am being discrimated against online and at smash tournaments. We should stand up tall and be proud of our heterosexual roots.

STRAIGHT PEACH PRIDE !!!!!!!!!


Who wants to join my clan ?

 

[Professor Pro]

I will DEFO join this loool. Forget that other group, just tell me where I sign in

 

[Mr P]

I will DEFO join this loool. Forget that other group, just tell me where I sign in

umm lol i said straight people, you should join the other clan.

 

[Yuna]

The majority of Competitive Peach players are heterosexual. Not all are white, however, but there are many of those, too (possibly a majority, I dunno).

It's just that there are disproportionately many gay/bi Competitive Peach players out there... especially when Competitively Peach players are quite rare.

In other words, even though Sheiks, Marths, Foxes and Falcos outnumber us, like, 2-5:1, the camp with the most gay/bi male Smashers is still the Peach camp... but the majority of Peach players are still heterosexual.

So you're not in a minority, Mr P.

 

[exarch]

In other words, even though Sheiks, Marths, Foxes and Falcos outnumber us, like, 2-5:1, and camp like most are gay/bi male Smashers...

How I wanted that sentence to end.

 

[InterimOfZeal]

Yuna has a nasty habit of continuing to talk after everyone has stopped caring.

 

[BloodBowler]

I've often been called a homosexual because of playing Peach and have often felt belittled and stereotyped as such. I would like to make it known to the world that I am full blooded straight.

Sign me up.

 

[NJzFinest]

Mikey G, Iggy, XiF, Cort, VanZ, ... blah blah

They're straight

 

[DoH]

Vidjo...kinda.

and get away you silly breeders!

 

[NJzFinest]

Vidjo is emo, so I guess you're right

Btw, why is everyone changing their names >_>

First UmbreonMow, now DarknessofHeart...

 

[Vro]

NJ can't join. He's black. Maybe gay.

 

[KirbyKaze]

doh, how do i play peach?

 

[NJzFinest]

Dude, if Mikey G can be consider, so can I, HMPH!!!!

 

[XIF]

Finally! A social group that caters to what I am really all about.

Peach Player
Likes Women

AWESOME!

 

[MimicMew]

NJ can't join. He's black. Maybe gay.

Did I hear 'black' and 'gay' be closer than five words apart?

 

[PDOT]

gonna start maining peach just so i can join this

 

[Professor Pro]

gonna start maining peach just so i can join this

Then I will F you up the bum to make you turn to the other clan

 

[Kman25]

Straight Peach main and proud of it

 

[Me14k]

um..sure

Im straight.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3l2TjQSYCxE

This video disprooves ken's peach theory. Not all fat and white men are like peaches.

 

[PDOT]

um..sure

Seems like you're having doubts.

Are you sure you don't have hidden feelings for people of the same gender sir?

This video disprooves ken's peach theory. Not all fat and white men are like peaches.

Kewl

but

I can confirm Professor Pro is a fat and very ugly white man.

 

[Professor Pro]

I can confirm Professor Pro is a fat and very ugly white man.

I can confirm that your a prick and that I love you and you love me to.

 

[exarch]

Obviously, there is something wrong with smashboards' advertisement placing system. This ad was in this thread:

Talk about completely missing their target market.

 

[Sh0ckwave]

Every straight peach player who has ever downsmashed in a tournament match more than once needs to be sent to a gay fitness club for men.

 

[milkieee]

I'm too straight !
So I join the party dude ! ^^

 

[Jester Kirby]

I'm straight, and I liked playing Peach in Melee. I'm starting to 2nd her in brawl now too. She's a good character.

and ROFL at the advertisement!

 

[PRINCESS PEACH777]

Is it ok for girls?

 

[Smash_Girl]

I play with all the characters
one of my favorites is Peach with her I won a few tournaments

 

[Peach_rules]

I'm a straight guy peach player!

 

[fkacyan]

Lolwuuuuut?

 

[Proverbs]

Most Peach players are gay!? I didn't even know that <.<;; *joins*

 

[Sh0ckwave]

Is it ok for girls?

y not? youre the majority of straight peach players

 

[Composeur]

I think people are missing the irony in this thread, but it's still delicious. ^______________^ And yeah, I like boys, but I don't feel the need to go proving it by starting a thread...;-)

Perhaps we could prove a point by asking which high-level competitive peach players DO like boys. Yuna's the only one I know of. And for the record, Yuna's a great Peach player and his mindgames are amazing.

All I know for sure is that Vidjo and Wife are straight.

 

[Cia]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this thread is hilarious. ::subcribes::

 

[Teczer0]

This thread is made of win.

Can I be in this? I main peach ... well sorta

 

[Cia]

wtf is with ur location?? it's gay therefore u can not be in our .. straight.. GUYS.. only.. club.. for guys.. only.. and that one girl.. who came in the thread once and never looked back.. guys.. all in one place..

yeah..

 

[Teczer0]

wtf is with ur location?? it's gay therefore u can not be in our .. straight.. GUYS.. only.. club.. for guys.. only.. and that one girl.. who came in the thread once and never looked back.. guys.. all in one place..

yeah..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Your amazing

I miss double peach on brinstar

 

[Cia]

oh man.. that counterpick is so good.. i love it

and a beer

:ontributes to cause of the thread::

 

[slikvik]

vanz, we must team and use that counterpick. you know how much i love that stage

 

[Cia]

yes we should.. but i hear u'r all brawl these days :[ u still play melee??

 

[slikvik]

when i come back to NJ, i'll be playing melee more. lol, i dont play brawl much at all anyway. i dont even own a wii