Straight Peach players unite !!!!!

[Cia]

when i come back to NJ, i'll be playing melee more. lol, i dont play brawl much at all anyway. i dont even own a wii

good ****.. i have some more practicing to do also. i was looking on my computer the other day, and i found this video from january.. i was sooo much faster than what i am now. but i'm gonna get back. and get at new york commentary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hXo9bVjdLg

 

[Teczer0]

vanz, we must team and use that counterpick. you know how much i love that stage

.... >_> You can't just steal my teammate and then steal the most amazing counterpick ever. Thats not cool >_>

 

[Cia]

yay, i'm an item worthy of theft!!

 

[Cia]

i'm gonna have my own video game..

Grand Theft VaNz.. yeah.. see how clever i am??

 

[Composeur]

Aren't you glad you subscribed to this hilarious thread? LOL

 

[Cia]

why yes i am. this a thread w/ a real cause and it's a place where peach players that breed with the womenz (and a girl who likes the menz) can finally be free and open..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. it's too fun

 

[Rain(ame)]

I'm Ame, and I'm a straight Peach player. *exhales* Whew!! That was tough....whoops, this isn't a PPA(Peach Players Anonymous) meeting!!! God dangit!!! *sigh* Oh well. *subscribes* This is still a hillarious thread. BTW, what if you're a straight Peach player, but play VERY gay? If that's the case, then VaNz and Tec0 should leave now. *raspberry*


"Crank That Roy"

 

[Cia]

hey.. hey.. hey..

i do NOT play gay. in fact i feel bad when my opponent dies because than there are no more stocks for me to gimp

we should start a peach player's football league

 

[Rain(ame)]

LOL, okay, I'll buy the story, ROFL. You and Tec....and Gimping. You both are Gimp-aholics!! Actually, I vote for the football league, it sounds fun!!!



"Crank that Roy"

 

[slikvik]

.... >_> You can't just steal my teammate and then steal the most amazing counterpick ever. Thats not cool >_>

did someone say something?

*looks around*

musta been my imagination. ight vanz, once i get beast again, lets goez

 

[Cia]

daaaaaaaaaamn teco!! slikvik just subliminally challenged u to a peach ditto.

 

[Rain(ame)]

I don't think he's gonna get that far, lol. Slik, I want a ditto, first. ^_^


"Crank that Roy"

 

[Cia]

peach dittos are manlier than professional body building wrestlers. NO JOKE

 

[Sh0ckwave]

peach dittos are manlier than professional body building wrestlers. NO JOKE

WHAT? theres nothing manlier than that.

 

[Rain(ame)]

I actually think Peach dittos are manlier. They are at least manlier to watch. I'd rather watch a peach ditto than watch some dudes in speedos wrestle....yeah. Peach dittos FTW!!!


"Crank that Roy"

 

[Sh0ckwave]

you and i have very different definitions of manly

 

[Shakugan]

im a not gay peach player but from time to time i play gay does that make me bi? but any way i love girls

Shakugan,maybe im a lion

 

[Cia]

im a not gay peach player but from time to time i play gay does that make me bi? but any way i love girls

Shakugan,maybe im a lion

i hope it doesn't me and teco are constantly being bashed for playing homosexually (w/e that means) and for the life of me, i just don't see it

 

[Rain(ame)]

ROFL, Shakugan confuzzled VaNz. No, I don't think that counts, VaNz. If it did, then I'm guilty of it, too. And I KNOW I'm straight, lol. It's up to Shakugan as to whether he's bi or not, ROFL!!!


"Crank that Roy"

 

[Teczer0]

i hope it doesn't me and teco are constantly being bashed for playing homosexually (w/e that means) and for the life of me, i just don't see it

Yea whats up with that .

Btw good stuff with doyoung2amazing.

We have to team again sometime

 

[Cia]

Yea whats up with that .

Btw good stuff with doyoung2amazing.

We have to team again sometime

yeah, eggm and jfox tried to go get u. everyone called, pmed, and texted u. but no response from teco..

we figured u were just playing brawl..

manliness fail..

 

[Rain(ame)]

LOL, that pic is amazing, VaNz, ROFL. Peach Dittos, Sheik Dittos, get at me. My Sheik doesn't SD with the Chain anymore, ROFL. Thanks for the tip. It happens once in a blue moon now. (Usually when I'm just off) I just want you to keep that god awful Jiggs away from me. That thing....the GAYEST character in your arsenal. Tec...If you promise to behave I'll ditto you, too >_>, I still remember last time at Sensei's, LOL. Still, Our sheiks DID have something in common....they both ***** Nova's Marth, ROFL. Our Peaches also did something decent during that, too, lol. I'm still mad you and Eggm went Double Peach on JAPES....and you won. God DANG you two, you ***** Sensei that match. I was actually surprised I did better than he did for a brief moment. O.o


"Crank that Roy"

 

[Cia]

eggm's peach is hilarious

 

[Rain(ame)]

LOL, that is such a true statement. Eggm's Peach....I don't even know what to say about it. He does further the point that double Peach is just....gay.


"Crank that Roy"
"Gimpin' is a Habit"

 

[LumpyCPU...]

double peach on rainbow cruise is the funnest counter pick i've ever done in teams.

 

[Sh0ckwave]

double peach on rainbow cruise

that could not have gotten any gayer

 

[LumpyCPU...]

that could not have gotten any gayer

if you mean rainbows and pink princesses kinda gay, then i agree.
but if you mean downsmashing with cheap characters kinda gay, you're wrong.
just picture two peaches camping on the bottom right of corneria throwing turnips up and dsmashing everything in that little corner. that's all bad.

 

[Rain(ame)]

Double Peach on Japes....THAT'S gay....double Peach on Brinstar....THAT'S gay. Peach in Pink on Rainbow Cruise....gay, but not as gay as the two former.


"Crank that Roy"
"Gimpin' is a Habit"

 

[Eggz]

The majority of Competitive Peach players are heterosexual. Not all are white, however, but there are many of those, too (possibly a majority, I dunno).

It's just that there are disproportionately many gay/bi Competitive Peach players out there... especially when Competitively Peach players are quite rare.

In other words, even though Sheiks, Marths, Foxes and Falcos outnumber us, like, 2-5:1, the camp with the most gay/bi male Smashers is still the Peach camp... but the majority of Peach players are still heterosexual.

So you're not in a minority, Mr P.

kens peach theory disagrees
as do you according to your conflicting sentences
=]

 

[Pink Reaper]

No, he's saying that despite that the gay peach players are a minority compared to straight peach players, there's still more gay players who play Peach than any other character.

 

[LumpyCPU...]

ken's peach theory is funny.
it doesn't really matter.

 

[Cia]

double peach on rainbow cruise is the funnest counter pick i've ever done in teams.

that could not have gotten any gayer

if you mean rainbows and pink princesses kinda gay, then i agree.
but if you mean downsmashing with cheap characters kinda gay, you're wrong.
just picture two peaches camping on the bottom right of corneria throwing turnips up and dsmashing everything in that little corner. that's all bad.

Double Peach on Japes....THAT'S gay....double Peach on Brinstar....THAT'S gay. Peach in Pink on Rainbow Cruise....gay, but not as gay as the two former.


"Crank that Roy"
"Gimpin' is a Habit"

stop saying that all the counterpicks teczero and i do are gay >=[

 

[ophanimx]

So, IS there a secret gay-only peach club? ..where do I sign up? Nothing beats peach. XD

 

[Sh0ckwave]

So, IS there a secret gay-only peach club? ..where do I sign up? Nothing beats peach. XD

You missed it, it was run by Yuna, Rosie O'Donnell and Kathy Griffin, but it went home.

 

[Cia]

lol.. is it true that no one in the world can give rosie a hug, and reach their hand on the other side??

 

[Sh0ckwave]

Well no one knows, but most scientists are pretty certain it's not.. not true...

 

[Yuna-Maria]

I'm a lesbian and I main Peach. Look at me. I'm furthering the stereotype. *does the dance of agitation*

 

[Rain(ame)]

stop saying that all the counterpicks teczero and i do are gay >=[

Sorry VaNz....you gotta admit, though >_>, lol. I'll be nice, ^_^

 

[jiggz kirbz]

Zero Suit Samus Ftw!!

 

[Shakugan]

Zero Suit Samus Ftw!!

look here bud this is a peach thread soo post on peach stuff and anyway...why do peach players have to be gay? if any person is gay for playing a character its Fox or capt falcon like really fox wears rain boots in space and capt falcon wears a skin tight suit o.O i better not be the only person to see that


Shakugan,maybe im a lion