CHAPTER 7: PART 7
As the mid winter snow fell gently outside in the dark night, there was one house in Fortown that still had its light on.
Pecan thanked her insomnia this time, as she prepared a warm drink of honey and brought it into her living room, where Ness and his friends were sitting around her double bed as K.K. Slider sang his songs.
Pecan: here, give this to him, it’s my grandmother’s specialty for soothing nerves, chipmunk.
Ness: great. Hurry, he’s having trouble breathing…
K.K: That’s K.K. Slider to you, Ness.
Ness ignored him and watched as Pecan approached the bloodstained bed with her cup, and tenderly poured some of the warm honey down Redd’s throat. Redd swallowed and closed his already slit-like eyes some more.
Redd: t…this is so nice of you to…t-(cough) to look after me like this…thank you…
Ness: we’re not done yet, Redd. Just relax and don’t try to talk. I really need to concentrate…
Fox: poor guy…he’s already lost a lot of blood. Tom Nook really dug that shovel deep…
Paula: right between his ribs. And he’s lucky his heart wasn’t damaged.
Pecan: I’m sure he’ll be okay. Daisy, please be a dear and go into my kitchen…bring a knife and help Adeline cut that tomato thing up into pieces big enough to fit into Redd’s mouth.
Daisy yawned and fought to stay awake. She tottered into the kitchen and came back with a carving knife. Adeline had just finished painting her Maximum tomato and made it drop from the canvass, as real as could be.
Adeline: this should work. I don’t know how much life this will restore into him, but anything’s worth a try.
Hours passed as Ness and Poo healed and healed, and Adeline painted. Gradually, Redd’s wound began to close…and by the time the sun slowly began peeping out from over the misty hills, not even a scar remained on Redd’s furry body. Ness and Poo collapsed on the ground, exhausted from their healing efforts, while Fox and Pecan helped Redd to his feet.
Redd: I…When I get back home and tell this story, nobody will ever believe me…it’s a miracle! A miracle! You guys are my heroes…
Fox: just feel lucky that we were here at the right time. I bet Tom would have left you to die in the snow!
Redd dizzily got to his feet and sat down in one of Pecan’s chairs. Pecan visibly flinched.
Pecan: NO! NOT THAT CHAIR, DON’T DIRTY THAT CH….oh fine, chipmunk. You go and sit there, I’ll just get Jonny to buy me a new one!
Redd: oh, I don’t feel too well…all weak…*sigh* But I’m alive, and that’s all that matters to me.
Ness: aw man, I’m pooped…
Fox walked over to Redd and stood in front of him. Redd turned to face him, with a grateful nod.
Redd: Fox McCloud, you are the best…the way you jumped in front of that psycho to protect me…I…uh…Thank you so much.
Fox: just doing what anyone would have done…
Redd: no. Everyone was just staring and watching…nobody would have wanted to put themselves in danger, well, nobody except you. You saved a brother fox’s life without any thought of your own, and truth be told, I wouldn’t have done the same for you. You’re a true…a brave hero and I’m just…well, a dishonest, desperate coward. I wish I was more like you…Starfox.
Fox was too choked up to reply. He nodded and walked over to Ness, who was sucking on a snow cone.
Ness: wanna snow cone?
Fox: no. Uh…Should we be going now?
Ness: just stay and relax, Fox! We’ve been up all night, and now I’m tired!
Paula: yaaah…let’s sleep.
Redd seemed to feel like talking, so Fox went back over to keep him company.
Redd: when I was just a little cub, my parents disappeared leaving me and my twin sister to fend for ourselves. We managed to survive by begging for food until I took up my furniture selling business. Only last year, my dear sister got married and had a litter of four. But just three days after that, her husband caught a deadly fever and passed away, leaving her to look after them all by herself. I’ve been trying to earn enough money to keep them all going, but it’s not easy when nobody trusts you.
Fox: I’m sure you’ll be able to support your sister and her kids.
Redd: you’re just saying that to be kind…but I’ve been lucky here. There are a lot of nice animals in this town who actually buy my stuff. However, if Tom Nook starts blowing the market like that…then I’m done for…
Just then, the door opened and Jonny came walking in, wearing a white and blue suit with a giant red “L” on his cap.
Jonny: oh Redd, you’re better! That’s great. I went into your emporium and helped myself to some of the stuff you were selling there. Oh, I left all the money on your bench. I may be prude, but I still pay for things! HAHAHAHA!!
Redd: oh, it’s my favorite customer Jonny…why weren’t you here to help me get through the worst night of my life?
Jonny: sorry Redd…but you see…I was out fishing for bitterlings. You know…so I could sell them and get a nice fat bag of bells to see you out of town as I always do. No doubt you’d be alright, I mean with Ness and his friends here and all.. HAHAHAH!!
Redd: that’s kind of you, but you should have been helping me!
Jonny: well to tell you honestly, I was feeling a bit queasy. Blood makes me sick, you know…
Daisy: pardon? And just how do you think I felt?
Jonny: …anyway, guess what? Tom Nook isn’t buying anymore! He’s just selling. Everything for one hundred bells or less. I had to release all my fish!
Redd: how does he expect to make a profit from that?? He’s going to totally ruin me! I’ll never be able to come here again!
Ness: I’m not sure it’s a profit he’s after. Hmm…Jonny, are any of the villagers out yet?
Jonny: well it’s too early for that. If you come outside, we can go looking for them…
Ness: right, I’m going out. Fox, you stay here with everyone else and look after Redd.
Ness and Jonny walked out into the crisp morning air and crunched across the snow covered ground as Jonny stopped ever now and again to shake trees.
He ended up being stung by angry bees about four times, and when they got back to Pecan’s house, his face resembled a bloated flesh-coloured grapefruit.
Jonny: we’we back, and I goyt thtung by beeth…four timeth. Outh.
Daisy: wow, if my memory serves me correctly, you’ve been stung by bees at least ninety times this year. A new record!
Jonny: yeth, ‘tith twoo. Whoop whoop!
Pecan sighed and went to fetch Jonny an ice pack, with grumblings of “this place is starting to look like a hospital!” and pretty soon, his face was back to normal.
Jonny: it’s strange that nobody is out of their houses yet…I swear they’re normally out earlier…
SMASH!!!
Ness jumped to his feet to hear Pecan and Daisy squeal loud and long, and Redd gasp with fright.
Jonny: what in the blazes…?
Ness turned to see an axe handle stuck halfway through Pecan’s front door. With a jerk, the handle disappeared, and then came crashing into the door again, sending splinters cascading across the floor.
Pecan: MY DESIGNER DOOR!
Fox: holy crish! What’s going on??
Daisy: h-HEELP!!
The door finally burst off its hinges and revealed four animals standing outside, each armed with a piece of sharp or blunt furniture. Snake, Stu, Kiki and Blaire slowly came walking in, carrying their weapons with blank stares on their faces.
Snake: must…kill…
Kiki: death…die…death…
As Daisy, Pecan and Redd cowered in fear. Ness drew out his baseball bat and held it out in a defensive position.
Paula: they’re all in a sort of trance!
Ness: I think I can see that, Paula! Now just concentrate on the task at hand…those weapons are sharp!
Snake suddenly lunged at Ness with his axe. Ness leaned back and the blade swished harmlessly above his face. He sprung back up and struck with his bat, but Snake dodged nimbly to the side and swung the axe again. This time, Ness had to duck down and roll across the floor. His roll, however, put him right at the feet of Stu, who promptly began battering him with a green chair.
Ness: agh! Ouch!
Stu: die….die….
Ness grabbed the chair’s leg and twisted Stu to the ground, he turned around and saw Blaire coming at him with her egg beater. Luckily, Paula bashed her unconscious with her holy frying pan.
Ness suddenly heard Daisy scream. He looked to his right and noticed Snake cornering Daisy and about to strike with his axe. Redd had jumped in the way and was trying to wrestle the axe out of Snake’s paws.
Ness threw his bat and hit Snake on his head. Snake lurched from the blow and threw the axe, just as Fox illusioned in front of Redd and Daisy and grabbed the falling weapon before it could hurt them.
Pecan was nowhere to be seen. Jeff and Mr. Game and Watch were taking on Kiki now. Ness spun and hit Stu with the chair, and pretty soon the battle was over.
Snake, Stu, Kiki and Blaire lay twitching on the ground.
Ness: wow…there is definitely evil afoot around here…and I’m starting to suspect Tom Nook and his cheap furniture…
Snake: uh? What am I doing in Pecan’s house, lying on the floor and why does my head hurt?
Fox: you really don’t remember what happened?
Snake: no…what, did I do something bad? I didn’t like…sleepwalk in here or something, did I bunyip??
Just then, Pecan came charging through the door, accompanied by Adeline and officer Copper the police hound.
Pecan: THERE!! THESE PSYCHOS WERE TRYING TO KILL US ALL!!
Copper: hmm…so I see…but it looks like you beat them up first, so I’m unfortunately going to have to arrest you all on charges of battery.
Ness: but it was all in self-defense!
Copper: self-defense or not, you’ve committed battery and you’re going to have to be arrested.
Redd: excuse me officer, but just WHAT ABOUT THESE GUYS WHO BARGED IN AND TRIED TO KILL US?? That’s break and enter, beastslaughter and battery all in one!
Daisy: boo hoo hoo…
Pecan: Copper…you can’t…I mean WE’RE the ones in trouble!
Fox: yeah! You can’t convict us! We’re not guilty! What about when Tom Nook stuck a shovel in Redd’s chest? Where were you then?
Copper: shut up, fox! I didn’t ask for you to speak, anything you say will be used against you in the court and as far as I’m concerned, shifty vulpines like two you aught to be taken into the town square and lynched for being born! Darn, I HATE foxes…
Officer Copper didn’t stay conscious for much longer. Fox, Redd and Jonny jumped onto him and beat him senseless with his own gun.
Fox: right, now that we’ve taken care of that sh*%, I say we go and pay a visit to Tom Nook.
Everyone walked out into the morning sunshine and tasted the crisp 10: 00 air just as the clock chimed. Redd turned to Fox and shook his paw.
Redd: I shouldn’t stay around here any longer…thanks for your help guys…and I can’t believe I actually got to beat up Copper! He’s always so nasty to me whenever I come here.
I honestly can’t thank you enough for saving me. I’ll always remember you wherever I go.
Fox: yeah. You too.
Jonny: and I’ll always be willing to buy your stuff. See you later, Redd!
Redd: Here’s a little something I’d like you to have, Fox…I hope you do something about Nook! See ya! Crazy Redd loves you all!
(Fox got the Swiss file!)
Redd: you can use that Swiss file to rasp through anything. I hope you can find a use for it, but I’m afraid that’s all I’ve got. Bye then!
Fox, Ness and Jonny waved to Redd as he walked out of the acre.
Jonny: right…now let’s go and see Tom…
On the way to Nookington’s, Jonny passed Camofrog’s house. He stopped and knocked on the door.
Camofrog: go away! If you’re a freak, then bug off, I ain’t coming out.
Jonny: Camofrog, it’s me!
A little peep-hole opened on the door, and an eyeball looked out.
Camofrog: well so you are…you’re not one of THEM, are you Jonn?
Jonny: no. Let us in and tell us more.
Camofrog opened the door and let everyone into his room, which looked like an army camp. He was a frog with army-camouflage skin, and he wore a H.Y. E. shirt, which looked terrible on him.
Camofrog: so Jonny, what brings you an’ your friends here, ten-hut?
Jonny: we’re trying to find out what’s up with Tom Nook?
Camofrog: what’s up? WHAT’S UP??? I’ll tell you what’s up! He’s evil!! EVIL I TELL YOU, ten-hut! An’ that black furniture he’s been selling is evil too!
Ness: black furniture?
Camofrog: yeh, He sells it real cheap. And anyone who buys that stuff an’ uses it becomes a FREAK! I seen it with my own eyes! Ten-hut!
Fox: so that explains the violent villagers!
Ness: yeah! I knew Tom Nook was up to something! I say we go and see him NOW!
K.K: nobody seems to notice me. I think I’ll just…y’know…melt into the background and disappear…
And he did.
Just then, the door opened up. Ness jumped, because he’d forgot to open the door, but it was a false alarm.
Gracie: oh hello there…what a terrible house, but I love your bod! Hm mh mhh!! Um…just letting you know, that THIS VILLAGE SUCKS!!! Because just not moments ago, three idiots with tools came and busted up my awesome car! Those chunks! Do something Jonny!
Ness: I think we’d better hurry over to Nook’s…things are getting bad…
@#%^#$%^$#
Ness and Jonny lead the pack, and as they neared Nookington’s Ness began to explain what was happening.
Ness: I think this furniture Nook is selling is brainwashing the villagers and making them evil. Either Tom Nook is not Tom Nook, or he’s gone over to the dark side like Specll did. There’s only one way to tell for sure…
Before Ness could get close to the shop, a shadow swooped down in front of him, blocking their path.
Ness: oh no…now we’ve got another villager to beat…
The shadow stepped slowly into the light to reveal…BLATHERS!!
Jonny: BLATHERS?
Blathers: kiiillll….hooo, I say…kiiiiillll…
Ness: okay, Blathers is now evil. Seems he likes furniture too…well we can beat him...Let’s GO!
No sooner had Ness given the command, Blathers shot up into the sky, wielding a sharp parasol, and came spearing down towards Fox. Fox wavedashed backwards and dodged the move, so Blather’s parasol broke on a rock.
Ness: well he’s unarmed now… let’s get him!
Evil Blathers, however, had a few more tricks up his sleeve. He crossed his huge eyes and fired off twin laser beams through his glasses. The beams just missed Mr. Game and Watch, and now Blather’s was moving his eyes outwards, forcing everyone to either run or jump to avoid them.
Ness: WHAT THE??? HOW DOES BLATHERS HAVE POWERS LIKE THAT???
Paula: Ness, he’s not like the other villagers! Blathers has been significantly improved by whoever’s brainwashing him!
Blather’s flew at Ness’s face with his talons outstretched, Ness blocked with his bat, smacking Blathers to the ground. Blathers got up again and placed his wings out to his side, and began spinning like a top. He eventually started going so fast that he looked like a buzz saw, and that’s just how he acted, shooting at Paula and nearly missing her.
Now Blathers was airborne again. He started shooting laserbeams from his eyes like a fighter jet. Ness tried to use PSI magnet, but was damaged instead.
Mr. Game and Watch tried to use a parachute, but blathers swatted him out of the air, stunning him.
Paula tried to hit Blathers with her pan, but he swooped her, knocking it out of her hands.
Fox: Take this, hoot head!
Taking out his blaster, Fox fired at Blathers, bringing him down to the ground, where Adeline was waiting with a scribble she’d hastily drawn. It turned out to be a high-explosive paperclip (jumbo size) and blew up all over Blather’s back.
The owl hooted and healed himself…yes, healed himself and began flapping his wings to create whirlwinds around him.
Ness dodged the whirlwinds by jumping, and planted his bat between Blather’s eyes.
The whirlwinds hit Fox and Poo, throwing them up into the air. Fox used his reflector to fall slower, so didn’t get hurt too badly. Poo, on the other hand, landed on Jeff and they both took damage.
Blathers shook off Ness’s attack and countered with his Super Boring Dino Ramblings counter, making Ness fall asleep.
Fox: NESS! (Jumps over and protects Ness as Blathers starts charging up a massive beam of energy)
Blathers fired the beam, and Fox reflected it right back in his face.
The evil museum keeper hooted angrily and began shooting off laser fish from his eyes, which homed in on everyone, and bounced off Fox’s reflector in a very strange way.
The fish caused severe damage to anyone who couldn’t block them. Paula and Mr. Game and Watch collapsed, and Jeff and Poo were on heavy damage. Now Blathers began charging up a final, huge fish and fired it off. It didn’t go for Fox or Ness, it didn’t go for Poo, Paula or Jeff, but homed in on Adeline. At the last second, Adeline pulled out her canvass and blocked the glowing fish before it could hurt her…and what’s more, the fish stuck in her canvass.
Jeff tried to hit Blathers with his bazooka, but missed. So did Poo, who tried to slash him, but got swooped.
Adeline reached into the canvass and grabbed the huge laser fish in her hand, holding it like a projectile. She put away her canvass and pitched the fish at Blathers, bowling him over.
Blathers created the whirlwinds again, and one of them hit Poo, knocking him out, and the other got absorbed into Adeline’s canvass. Adeline grabbed the whirlwind in her hand and threw it back. Blathers wasn’t ready and it hit him, twirling him up into the air.
Fox took this opportunity to fire at Blathers, but the owl dodged and used his Boring Dino Ramblings counter, boring Fox to sleep. Adeline quickly scribbled up another object and sent it screaming towards Blathers. There was a big KERSPLODGE!! And Blathers fell to the ground, covered in curry pie and defeated.
Adeline: YAAAAY!! I DID IT! I DID IT!!
Fox: yaaawn…uh? Oh…you beat him!
Ness: man, how are we going to heal all our fallen friends? Adeline, can you paint up some healing stuff?
Adeline: can…but that will mean…I’ll be all out of PP!
Ness: you have Psychic Points?
Adeline: no, Paint Points…
Ness: oh…well that’s fine. You’ve done enough already. Take Poo, Jeff and Mr. Game and Watch back to Pecan’s house and look after them. Me, Fox and Paula will continue.
Jonny: what about me?
Ness: you go with Adeline.
Adeline nodded and began painting up her escape vacuum cleaner. Ness, Fox and Paula stomped over to Nookington’s and swung open the doors. (even though they were automatic.)
Tom’s son, Timmy Nookling, squinted at the visitors.
Timmy: dad…three customers…
Tom’s other son, Tommy Nookling, came wondering up to Ness.
Tommy: need anything?
Ness: yeah, we’re not buying, we just want to talk to your dad…
Tom Nook came jogging up to Ness, Fox and Paula, wearing his Nookington’s uniform. He stopped upon seeing Ness and Fox.
Nook: oh, it’s you…you’re not buying, are you? Then bug off!
Ness: listen up, Nook! We’re onto your game, and if you don’t fess up, we’re going to do something about it!
Tom Nook just stood there, grinning smartly. He shuffled back and took a remote control out of his “pockets.” The doors of the shop locked with a click.
Nook: well well well…Ness…Fox…and Paula! Superstars, the lot of you! Funny you should come here, to this pretty little town, where nothing happens…
Ness: who are you, and what have you done with the real Tom Nook?
Tom Nook smirked and walked over to a black couch that was on sale for 100 bells.
Nook: this furniture is specially designed by me...and it took me a while to get it right…to brainwash everyone who uses it to do my will…and my will is that of Giygas’s followers!
Fox: so you ARE a member of Giygas’s followers!
Nook: oh, no! Tom Nook isn’t…but I am…you see, I used to have a powerful body, unchallenged by even the most skilled warriors of my world. People feared me over all else.
But then came that day…when I was defeated by sheer luck, and only my soul survived.
I was luck to possess another body…a weak and stupid one at least…but I always remained fantastically powerful…HOWEVER…then…then I was defeated yet AGAIN by the same pair of meddling heroes who beat me before! I was furious as you could imagine…Then you defeated Giygas, Ness…again with pure luck. And now my spirit has been revived…of course, my body was not. So unfortunately I had to possess another…and this little raccoon was the best available choice for me. EYA HA HA HA HA!! BUT NOW I AM MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN I WAS BEFORE!! I COULD DESTROY ANY OF THESE WEAK, PUNY ANIMALS IF I SO WISHED…but no. Giygas’s followers Boss wants us to do things differently. How frustrating.
But now…now I’m going to squash you lot like three ants! And then continue with my plot to transform all the animals in the Crossing dimension into killing machines! And once the Crossing dimension is mine…NOTHING WILL STOP GIYGAS’S FOLLOWERS…right Fawful?
Timmy Nookling stepped forward and tittered evilly.
Timmy: yes oh great Cackletta. This world will be Giyga’s follower’s lemon sundae. I HAVE FURY!!
Ness jerked back with surprise. He remembered Mario telling him tales of an evil witch called Cackletta, who’s power was unquestionable. He’d only been able to defeat her because of pure luck and coincidence. Ness new Mario’s powers rivaled his own, except for his PSI, which was useless in this dimension anyway.
Ness: C-CACKLETTA?
Nook: Eyahaha…now now, Fawful…I am no longer Cackletta…now you must refer to me as…NOOKLETTA!! EYAHAHAHA!!
Fawful: And I am also being possessing a weak and puny fink-rat such as this. The great Giygas revived my soul fish as well, and I am here, I am Fawling! HAHAH!!
Ness glanced to his left and saw Tommy Nookling cowering in the corner of the shop with fright. Obviously, he hadn’t been aware of Tom and Timmy’s possession.
Nookletta: this battle will be sharp and sweet. And afterwards, I will take my army of killer animals and get my revenge on Mario and that green guy…Lui-something for what they did to me!
Fawling: you will suffer the jam of defeat seasoned with the bread of suffering. And I will get my revenge on prince Peasley too! DOUBLE HELPINGS OF THE DEFEAT SANDWICH!
Nookletta roared and underwent a fantastic transformation as Tom’s body grew huge and scary with sharp claws and the whole deal. Lightning began to flash inside the building, destroying furniture. Fawling tittered and floated up into the air, a maniac grin spreading across his tiny raccoon face.
Ness: I think we’re in for a battle…
Fox: well, aren’t you the observant one!?
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Will Ness and his friends be able to stand up to the might of Nookletta and Fawling? Or will they be forced to eat the jelly-butter mustard of doom? Find out next update of SSBM: Academy Of Smash!! (perhaps!)