Something Most People Don't Know About You...(Read the OP before posting, please)

[What's The Point]

2. Only girl's booty holes matter to me...

Confirmed catcher.

 

[MegaRobMan]

Girl: "I spit"

Joe: "Can't let you DO that"

10 / 10

omg i hate when women start talking

ME TOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF!!!!!!!! Though it's usually the convo is bad, if it isn't I love talking to them, even if they sound squeaky.

The real question, what about the booty hole?

y/n? Seagull? Loli? Shugo?

We know gull goes gaga for cleaning booty hole.

As far as nailing smash ladies, I'm friends with like every single couple in the MW:W and I find it highly innapproprate.

So I will be using code names. This is assuming we are living in a society where I am allowed to have sex at will without fear of babies or AIDS.

Have sex with:

All of them*

*assuming they are old enough and look like I want to have sex with them. A few of you may get off (get it) on your quality personality but no 4/10's or below.

I mean the desire to be with someone and have sex with them is instinct, you are lying if you don't agree.

Date:

The ones that are hot and have a good personality.

Relationship:

I'm really only into Maverick Hunters.

 

[MegaRobMan]

Confirmed catcher.

In case someone missed it.

 

[LoliLovesRain]

lol mega i was talking more like when women start talking while they're having sex >_> for example i edited it before people in charge can see xD

 

[MegaRobMan]

Oh, well it depends, if they are like "Omg, roll me over!" or something short like that then it's cool.

Or "Oww, not that deep!" that's a turn on normally.

 

[LoliLovesRain]

THAT'S fine but the talking like ughhhhh i cant rlly say it >_< the stuff you see in the porn when they get rlly talkie and start having like conversation here explaining whats going on you know !?!?!

 

[KassandraNova]

yes kassy ALL I STARED AT WERE ****S OKAY!?!?!? I WANT ALL THE ****S IN THE WORLD!

 

[Eddie G]

Wtf you're like the last person in here that I'd expect to hate dirty talk Bri. lmaoo but I do agree that explaining what's going on can be a little annoying at times, especially when I'm all "in the zone" for that final stretch.

 

[Deleted member]

I've been told that my taste in men is not shallow at all. I like the pretty boys like Hawkeye, but some people who are just average are attractive to me.

Also, lists plz. I want to see where I rank.

 

[MegaRobMan]

Auspher if I was gay I would probably let you pitch-hit.

 

[LoliLovesRain]

edited so they dont get me!

I like dirty talk just not that lol

@auspher you'd be on mah list. If I were a man I'd stick it in so hard bby

 

[Eddie G]

Lol who watches pro porn anymore? It's all about the amateur stuff. More relatable imo

 

[Shugo-Chan]

girls in porn is just the worst thing..

 

[Eddie G]

Yeah the pro ones are terrible, most of them anyway. Very few exceptions.

 

[Seagull Joe]

Lesbian porn <3.

 

[LoliLovesRain]

Lol who watches pro porn anymore? It's all about the amateur stuff. More relatable imo

No i dont anymore xD that was from before. I actually have a couple stuff that i watch and only that its sooo good dammit i wanna watch now xD probably will before bed tho

 

[KassandraNova]

Porn itself is kinda over rated IMO.

Like idk.

 

[LoliLovesRain]

i'd MUCH rather be ****ing my boyfriend but but but he's not here today T_T ugh i hate that i had to wait 5 days to see him >_> do you know what this does to me!??!?!

 

[MegaRobMan]

Porn itself is kinda over rated IMO.

Porn is one of the most destructive agents you can do yo yourself. Probably worse than moderate use of light drugs (i.e. alcohol and wacko).

i'd MUCH rather be ****ing my boyfriend but but but he's not here today T_T ugh i hate that i had to wait 5 days to see him >_> do you know what this does to me!??!?!

It means you have your vib out.

 

[Deleted member]

I've probably destroyed myself then. It's all I've ever had.

 

[Eddie G]

LOL Bri! Be more subtle you crazy *** nympho.

@Kass - Porn helped make me into a knowledgeable, kinky, sensual, sex GOD. It's a case by case basis though.

 

[MegaRobMan]

You know, you can always have your girlfriends instruct you...

 

[LoliLovesRain]

but but eddie i caaaaant control myself ;-;

@mega i dont actually have a vib lol

 

[Eddie G]

You know, you can always have your girlfriends instruct you...

Never needed it, honestly.

 

[KRDsonic]

I would say this thread has changed a lot but I guess it really hasn't.

Fun fact: Even though I'm gay, more women look hot to me than guys. Unless it's furry stuff. I'm too much of a furry.

But I'm assuming a part of it was cause I mean, you grow up, and you're a guy, and people expect you to be checking out the ladies. So I learned to. I've only recently been learning to look at guys that way. But I usually don't even think about that for straight guys unless they happen to be super hot.

 

[MegaRobMan]

I mean, I'm talking when you were 13-15 years old with your girlfriendS (like not a single g/f, but your actual female friends) telling you about it then and then making you practice.

loli I'm proud, most girls don't double click their mouses anymore, they get machines to do their work.

 

[LoliLovesRain]

Nah no machines for me xD i double click my mouse sometimes more than 3 times a day

 

[z00ted]

too much sex talk and happiness
might have to post a huge wall of awkward and sullen **** in a sec

 

[LoliLovesRain]

omg ill you're back?!?! how'd it go TELL US!!!! i was pretty worried tbh

 

[Shugo-Chan]

at least you have a bf >_>

 

[LoliLovesRain]

at least who has a bf? =/

 

[Shugo-Chan]

you loli lol

 

[LoliLovesRain]

OH xD well yeh i have a boyfriend xD but when i cant see him everyday ;-; oh man it drives me crazy.

 

[z00ted]

the pain medication didnt work too well after the surgery

felt like my stomach was being slit open every seconds (there are three holes in my stomach from where they removed my intestines that are healing at the moment), couldn't get up to pee because i couldn't walk or even focus my mind enough on peeing in the first place. was just basically stuck in one same position in bed with pain all night

had to hold it in until like my bladder was about to explode then i tried my hardest to do whatever whenever the opportunity came. it really sucked

had a tube stuck in my nose down to my stomach to drain the fluid from the operation in my stomach for a good day. this made it really hard to breathe/talk/sleep.. and i didnt the entire night :/

my doctors forgot to keep me on fluids, so my mouth was about as dry as the sahara desert for at least seventeen hours

i woke up feeling a lot better like two hours ago
the pain is like 3/4ths way gone and they took the tube out of my nose/stomach

i can breathe properly now, so im probably gonna go back to sleep
they put me on fluids so now i can actually feel saliva in my mouth
havent eaten for 2 weeks now : (

 

[TheKiest]

(Continues to eat more popcorn as the thread continues)

 

[LoliLovesRain]

xD hey kiest i remember you! i'd beat!

xD ill i swear i was like pretty nervous the surgery wouldnt go well and was like omg omg omg freaking xD

 

[TheKiest]

Everyone wants to beat me

It's cause my voice is too good.


BTW I'm a singer who does Karaoke twice a week.

 

[LoliLovesRain]

I know you do /stalker

 

[TheKiest]

Well not everyone on Smash boards is a stalk.......pssssssssssssh

Couldn't finish typing that sentence without laughing my Keister off.

 

[KRDsonic]

@ Illmatic: Wow, that sounds really miserable :/ What all did they do with the surgery? I know you said they had to remove some fluids before, right?