Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Still not enough to paralyze-
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-That body was hit by it, but doesn't stops another from doing a shot-
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-She hugs her-
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-Freeing herself from the binds-

Lindy "What do you mean?"
Tiki: "My power is too high against others of my kin... I could end killing her accidentally"

-annoyed Link-
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-but was shot by Viridi!-

Viridi: "I've got my enforcer's back, divine sut!"
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-awwwwwww-

-Blake hugs back-
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-Kamui flies towards Chrono at blinding speeds-

Kamui: "Cute trick~ Shame it'll be your last~"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They both rolled their eyes."
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"Well, they could work with that as a plant."

"Trade accepted!"
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"Rockruff used Double Team!"
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It's never peaceful or quiet around here naymore....But maybe it can be again someday!

Semiramis: "Oh I should give you lots of anything you want~!"
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Aya: "Oh, acceptable then!"
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-Is it like in the anime or the games?-
-Or like Lucario in Smash?-
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-That's relative, of course-

-annoyed Link-
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-but was shot by Viridi!-

Viridi: "I've got my enforcer's back, divine sut!"
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-awwwwwww-

-Blake hugs back-
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-Kamui flies towards Chrono at blinding speeds-

Kamui: "Cute trick~ Shame it'll be your last~"

-Yuuno sneaks off the infirmary in ferret form, being told by Lindy to assist Chrono, then turned back into human and flied-

Yuuno: Please keep the barrier, Shamal!

Shamal: I will do my best attempt.

Drakkon: "You still playing games?"
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-2 of Kama's child bodies appear to taunt her-

Kama: "Oh s he your boyfriend~? I thought your affections fell on the idiot one~"
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Artemis: "There, there..."
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-He raised a magic circle to act as a shield!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Ainz is clearly way too embarrassed of his behavior, which can be summed up as Megumin without an obssession with explosions-

Hayate: "...I like him"
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Atalanta: Wait, what?

-Her bodies were now tanking much more hits each-

Kama: -To Toffee- Okay, so that green goddess appeared to defend her little angel toy... But the idiot is so blinded by her own affections she's still trying to stop me, now their leaders are either murdering or too distracted~!
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-Oh woah-
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-Guifei ready to pat once the healing is done-

So do I!
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(Ata...?)

(It's pure chaos on their side...Unless they can come together and reunite, they won't last long at this rate.)
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"Punched in the face and knocked back!"

"She charges at Coyle at high speeds, hair jet boosters activated!"
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"Hind leg is healed and it slowly makes it's way out of the cage, curiously sniffing it's surroundings."

Same here!
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Blake: Not sure how long we can last
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Byleth:

"He hasn't found many shops in this area, after all..."
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"Evidently Wander interrupts Hater big plans just by driving him batty with interruptions and also by not taking him as an evil threat seriously, instead treating him like a friend."

"Hater can't stand that and seems to become his own worst enemy by focusing too much on the being that annoys him to death instead of the bigger picture. Even then, his lost patience and rage makes him unable to do anything to stop Wander. That seems to be the dynamic between the two characters."

"Winter was already giggling by this scene."

Jaune: "She knew I'd be there..."
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-LMAO-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Yuuno sneaks off the infirmary in ferret form, being told by Lindy to assist Chrono, then turned back into human and flied-

Yuuno: Please keep the barrier, Shamal!

Shamal: I will do my best attempt.

Drakkon: "You still playing games?"
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-2 of Kama's child bodies appear to taunt her-

Kama: "Oh s he your boyfriend~? I thought your affections fell on the idiot one~"
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Artemis: "There, there..."
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-He raised a magic circle to act as a shield!-

Link: "I never stop playing."
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Viridi: -BEAMUS-
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-cries a bit-
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-she threw what appeared to be a dark, cursed blade at the circle and snapped her fingers, making the blade explode-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Semiramis: "Oh I should give you lots of anything you want~!"
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Aya: "Oh, acceptable then!"
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-Is it like in the anime or the games?-
-Or like Lucario in Smash?-
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-That's relative, of course-

"Now they were the ones looking smug. "

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"All three large decorative flowers are obtained!"
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"It's like in the anime. "
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"Knowing what Chaldea goes through and the other shenanigans going on in the dimensions they visit...Yeah, that's accurate lol."

Jaune: "She knew I'd be there..."
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-LMAO-

"It'd be a good idea to stock up on healing items."
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"What's Weiss think?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

So do I!
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(Ata...?)

(It's pure chaos on their side...Unless they can come together and reunite, they won't last long at this rate.)
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"Punched in the face and knocked back!"

"She charges at Coyle at high speeds, hair jet boosters activated!"
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"Hind leg is healed and it slowly makes it's way out of the cage, curiously sniffing it's surroundings."

Same here!
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Blake: Not sure how long we can last
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Byleth:

-Ainz tells Pandora's Actor to not mess stuff up, to which he is like "how, my dear creator?"-

-Ainz just tells him to not mess up again, basically reminding him of his embarrassing teen phase-

Medea: "...I get him"
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Atalanta: Just... Hang in there!

-King Hassan and Orion both managed to slay some of Kama's bodies, but they keep coming and coming-
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Jenny was unreplied, Uni.
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Guifei: "Are you okay now, little one~?"

Link: "I never stop playing."
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Viridi: -BEAMUS-
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-cries a bit-
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-she threw what appeared to be a dark, cursed blade at the circle and snapped her fingers, making the blade explode-

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-Drakkon is gettin a bit impatient with him, walking as a faster pace-
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-Some bodies get eliminated, but many keep shooting at the four of them, while directing their vajras through-
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-Artemis comforting her-
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Chrono: What the-?! A cursed device of sorts?!

"Now they were the ones looking smug. "

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"All three large decorative flowers are obtained!"
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"It's like in the anime. "
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"Knowing what Chaldea goes through and the other shenanigans going on in the dimensions they visit...Yeah, that's accurate lol."

-Plant confused-
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Aya: "Pleasure to do bursiness"
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Koragg: "What's this trickery?"
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-Yeah, plus now they'll have even more to deal with due to interdimensional relations-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Plant confused-
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Aya: "Pleasure to do bursiness"
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Koragg: "What's this trickery?"
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-Yeah, plus now they'll have even more to deal with due to interdimensional relations-

"Semiramis just said she should give them lots of whatever they want."

"Which means they're going to be spoiled with free gifts soon "

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"The Wandering Merchant agreed as they parted ways, the merchant remaining on the island to trade with future visitors."
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"The Rockruffs confuse him, running around the area in a circle and barking at their target."
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"Plenty where that came from..."

Same here!
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Blake: Not sure how long we can last
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Byleth:

-Ainz tells Pandora's Actor to not mess stuff up, to which he is like "how, my dear creator?"-

-Ainz just tells him to not mess up again, basically reminding him of his embarrassing teen phase-

Medea: "...I get him"
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Atalanta: Just... Hang in there!

-King Hassan and Orion both managed to slay some of Kama's bodies, but they keep coming and coming-
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Jenny was unreplied, Uni.
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Guifei: "Are you okay now, little one~?"

I-I can relate as well...
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"Heshima was about to pursue Toffee as the latter hovered out of the room."
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What Digi said.
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Shaymin...? (I think I am...?)

...Shaymin... (...Thank you...)

"It's still shy, but more willing to investigate these people, now."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"It'd be a good idea to stock up on healing items."
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"What's Weiss think?"

-HE DOES-
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Weiss: That Wander makes me think of Ruby.. but even more annoying.

-Drakkon is gettin a bit impatient with him, walking as a faster pace-
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-Some bodies get eliminated, but many keep shooting at the four of them, while directing their vajras through-
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-Artemis comforting her-
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Chrono: What the-?! A cursed device of sorts?!

Link: "Oh, he's pissed!"
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-deities doinh their best to nuke them-
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-awwww-
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-Kamui then did a torrential roar on that circle-

-Ainz tells Pandora's Actor to not mess stuff up, to which he is like "how, my dear creator?"-

-Ainz just tells him to not mess up again, basically reminding him of his embarrassing teen phase-

Medea: "...I get him"
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Atalanta: Just... Hang in there!

-King Hassan and Orion both managed to slay some of Kama's bodies, but they keep coming and coming-
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Jenny was unreplied, Uni.
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Guifei: "Are you okay now, little one~?"

I-I can relate as well...
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"Heshima was about to pursue Toffee as the latter hovered out of the room."
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What Digi said.
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Shaymin...? (I think I am...?)

...Shaymin... (...Thank you...)

"It's still shy, but more willing to investigate these people, now."

Same here.
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Blake: There's like an infinite amount of her!
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-Coyle fired a rain of explosive projectiles with her Lokjaws-
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Byleth: -happy to have healed it-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Semiramis just said she should give them lots of whatever they want."

"Which means they're going to be spoiled with free gifts soon "

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"The Wandering Merchant agreed as they parted ways, the merchant remaining on the island to trade with future visitors."
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"The Rockruffs confuse him, running around the area in a circle and barking at their target."
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"Plenty where that came from..."

-It then gets it, and remains quiet-
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-While Aya went back to the others-
Aya: "Hey! Look what I bought!"
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-He tries slashing them all-
Koragg: "Illusions? How could I not see it?"
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-Either way, he would like to hear more from others?-

I-I can relate as well...
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"Heshima was about to pursue Toffee as the latter hovered out of the room."
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What Digi said.
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Shaymin...? (I think I am...?)

...Shaymin... (...Thank you...)

"It's still shy, but more willing to investigate these people, now."

Same here.
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Blake: There's like an infinite amount of her!
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-Coyle fired a rain of explosive projectiles with her Lokjaws-
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Byleth: -happy to have healed it-

-Regardless, Ainz decides to get whatever equipment he can to confront Shalltear, with Albedo extremely worried due to how strong she is-

-He assures her he'll get her back-
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Atalanta: Infinite?! -shot arros to try to prevent him from escaping-

-She managed to get Merlin down first, unsurprisingly, he's been heavily affected by the fritz as a Caster-
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-Do they hit Jenny?!-
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Guifei: "Awwww~ You'll make an adorable pet~"

Link: "Oh, he's pissed!"
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-deities doinh their best to nuke them-
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-awwww-
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-Kamui then did a torrential roar on that circle-

-He kept walking, and releasing sword slashes-
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-Yet Kama doesn't stops-
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Artemis: "There, there..."
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-Chrono having a hard time with it, he's a combat expert, but barriers are a field he has little talent for, being no wonder why Lindy would instruct Yuuno to go help him-

-Who speaking of, arrived at the scene-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-It then gets it, and remains quiet-
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-While Aya went back to the others-
Aya: "Hey! Look what I bought!"
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-He tries slashing them all-
Koragg: "Illusions? How could I not see it?"
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-Either way, he would like to hear more from others?-

"The frogs weren't expecting Semi to react like this, but they're happy to have her as a mother regardless."
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Ooh! Tropical flowers!
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"Managed to sneak up on Koragg and use Crunch on his leg while the illusions were dispelled."
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"He would! Who's next?"

-HE DOES-
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Weiss: That Wander makes me think of Ruby.. but even more annoying.

"He buys two before forgetting that his inventory is full."

"So Arial decides to put a corn dog on top of the human's head instead, free of charge."
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"That, and he seems to prefer solving conflicts by killing his enemies with kindness. Or clever trickery that keeps them distracted and breaks their focus. He doesn't seem to be a fighter."

Same here.
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Blake: There's like an infinite amount of her!
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-Coyle fired a rain of explosive projectiles with her Lokjaws-
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Byleth: -happy to have healed it-

-Regardless, Ainz decides to get whatever equipment he can to confront Shalltear, with Albedo extremely worried due to how strong she is-

-He assures her he'll get her back-
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Atalanta: Infinite?! -shot arros to try to prevent him from escaping-

-She managed to get Merlin down first, unsurprisingly, he's been heavily affected by the fritz as a Caster-
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-Do they hit Jenny?!-
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Guifei: "Awwww~ You'll make an adorable pet~"

He has to...
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"He effortlessly reflected them."

"Now it begs the question of whether they should pursue him or help deal with Kama..."
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"She tries flying around them!"
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"It seems more trusting of both of them, at least enough to follow them. On one hand, Byleth approached it first and healed it's leg. On the other hand, Guifei has spoken to it with nothing but sweetness and compliments."

Pearl: I'm not sure it's ready to be someone's pet...But it looks like you two might be suited to look after it for now. It doesn't seem comfortable with anyone else yet...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-He kept walking, and releasing sword slashes-
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-Yet Kama doesn't stops-
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Artemis: "There, there..."
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-Chrono having a hard time with it, he's a combat expert, but barriers are a field he has little talent for, being no wonder why Lindy would instruct Yuuno to go help him-

-Who speaking of, arrived at the scene-

-DAMN!-
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-OH NO!-

-Pits trying to dodge@-
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-CRAI-
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-and saw Kanna's mom-

-Regardless, Ainz decides to get whatever equipment he can to confront Shalltear, with Albedo extremely worried due to how strong she is-

-He assures her he'll get her back-
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Atalanta: Infinite?! -shot arros to try to prevent him from escaping-

-She managed to get Merlin down first, unsurprisingly, he's been heavily affected by the fritz as a Caster-
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-Do they hit Jenny?!-
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Guifei: "Awwww~ You'll make an adorable pet~"

He has to...
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"He effortlessly reflected them."

"Now it begs the question of whether they should pursue him or help deal with Kama..."
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"She tries flying around them!"
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"It seems more trusting of both of them, at least enough to follow them. On one hand, Byleth approached it first and healed it's leg. On the other hand, Guifei has spoken to it with nothing but sweetness and compliments."

Pearl: I'm not sure it's ready to be someone's pet...But it looks like you two might be suited to look after it for now. It doesn't seem comfortable with anyone else yet...

-WILL HE!?-
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-whst will happen?-
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-SHOCKWAVE-
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Byleth: -simply nods-

"He buys two before forgetting that his inventory is full."

"So Arial decides to put a corn dog on top of the human's head instead, free of charge."
__.

"That, and he seems to prefer solving conflicts by killing his enemies with kindness. Or clever trickery that keeps them distracted and breaks their focus. He doesn't seem to be a fighter."

Jaune:
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-THAT'S ADORABLE-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The frogs weren't expecting Semi to react like this, but they're happy to have her as a mother regardless."
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Ooh! Tropical flowers!
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"Managed to sneak up on Koragg and use Crunch on his leg while the illusions were dispelled."
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"He would! Who's next?"

-That's so sweet....-
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Aya: "Ain't they pretty~?"
Lusamine: "They look so"
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Koragg: "Tsk...!"
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-Paris-

He has to...
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"He effortlessly reflected them."

"Now it begs the question of whether they should pursue him or help deal with Kama..."
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"She tries flying around them!"
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"It seems more trusting of both of them, at least enough to follow them. On one hand, Byleth approached it first and healed it's leg. On the other hand, Guifei has spoken to it with nothing but sweetness and compliments."

Pearl: I'm not sure it's ready to be someone's pet...But it looks like you two might be suited to look after it for now. It doesn't seem comfortable with anyone else yet...

-WILL HE!?-
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-whst will happen?-
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-SHOCKWAVE-
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Byleth: -simply nods-

-He managed to find her in a special valkyrie armor her creator gave her for a power boost. Despite being a vampire, she's mostly specialized in holy magic and weaponry, so Ainz first recites a whole bunch of spells to boost himself up before going into the fight-
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-They will try to pursue him-

-A dagger hits Blake-
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-OH NO AT THAT-
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Guifei: "Yuuyuu can do that~"

-DAMN!-
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-OH NO!-

-Pits trying to dodge@-
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-CRAI-
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-and saw Kanna's mom-

-Yeah, not bothering much-
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-So many arrows, plus the varjras and dark energy spheres, as well as daggers-
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-Artemis pets her-
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Yuuno: The rogue ruler! -he creates a barrier batween her and Chrono to save him, which is much stronger than the one Chrono made-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Yeah, not bothering much-
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-So many arrows, plus the varjras and dark energy spheres, as well as daggers-
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-Artemis pets her-
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Yuuno: The rogue ruler! -he creates a barrier batween her and Chrono to save him, which is much stronger than the one Chrono made-

-he doesn't care!-
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-IT'S A BULLET HELL-
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Blake: -smiles a bit-
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-BREATH ATTACK-

-and it works like in FEH in that it automatically strikes the weakest defense :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-he doesn't care!-
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-IT'S A BULLET HELL-
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Blake: -smiles a bit-
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-BREATH ATTACK-

-and it works like in FEH in that it automatically strikes the weakest defense :V-

-What lonk do?-
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Kama: "Can you dodge all this~?"
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-Current thoughts?-
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Chrono: -Harmed- "D-Durn..."
-Yuuno tries to bind her again, his binds strong enough to restrain someone like Vita-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-What lonk do?-
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Kama: "Can you dodge all this~?"
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-Current thoughts?-
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Chrono: -Harmed- "D-Durn..."
-Yuuno tries to bind her again, his binds strong enough to restrain someone like Vita-

-Stasis-

-he knows it'll be short, he just wants to annoy him :V-
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-they surprisingly can-
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Blake: Artemis...
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-and Kamui tries to break free again!-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Stasis-

-he knows it'll be short, he just wants to annoy him :V-
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-they surprisingly can-
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Blake: Artemis...
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-and Kamui tries to break free again!-

-It's as effective as with bosses- :V
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Kama: "My my~? Is that so~?"
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-What of her?-
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-She's struggling more this time, while Yuuno applies healing magic on Chrono, who prepares a bombardment spell-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-That's so sweet....-
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Aya: "Ain't they pretty~?"
Lusamine: "They look so"
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Koragg: "Tsk...!"
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-Paris-

"They really do have a whole family, here..."
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They really do!
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"Followed by an immediate Rock Tomb."
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What is your story, Paris?

Jaune:
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-THAT'S ADORABLE-

"There's a corn dog on the human's head."

"Attempting to talk to Arial again just causes her to stack another one on top of it...and make a pun about it. Much to Sans' amusement."

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"Wander just managed to make the evil overlord mess up a lethal weapon launch aimed at his other rival's army, just by struggling to open a picnic basket. The sight was so dumbfounding to Lord Hater that he couldn't help but be distracted by it and frustratingly mutter under his breath that Wander just needs to use the latch to open it. Anyone else would just ignore Wander's antics, but Hater despises Wander too much to not focus on his annoying presence whenever he's around."

(I'm pretty sure he's doing this on purpose! He's really clever when it comes to driving the bad guy crazy.)

-WILL HE!?-
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-whst will happen?-
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-SHOCKWAVE-
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Byleth: -simply nods-

-He managed to find her in a special valkyrie armor her creator gave her for a power boost. Despite being a vampire, she's mostly specialized in holy magic and weaponry, so Ainz first recites a whole bunch of spells to boost himself up before going into the fight-
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-They will try to pursue him-

-A dagger hits Blake-
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-OH NO AT THAT-
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Guifei: "Yuuyuu can do that~"

Alright, Ainz, you can do this...
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(We can't let him escape!)

"With all of the Grand Servants in one place, Toffee won't be far from Kama soon...But he's also not going draw so close so as to risk having his fate to death sealed by Hassan. Not yet..."
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"She's sending flying out of control!"
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Moon: You can take it with us while we go in search of wherever Toffee has taken my daughter! Dr. Alphys, you said the base in Remant was under attack, right?

Y-Yes, your highness! It is...If Toffee's there, th-then m-maybe Star's not far behind...? N-No, that'd be an illogical e-error on his part...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-It's as effective as with bosses- :V
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Kama: "My my~? Is that so~?"
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-What of her?-
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-She's struggling more this time, while Yuuno applies healing magic on Chrono, who prepares a bombardment spell-

-still, it's to annoy anyway :V-
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-YES-
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-SHE HUGS-
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Kamui: -PRIMAL ROAR-

-He managed to find her in a special valkyrie armor her creator gave her for a power boost. Despite being a vampire, she's mostly specialized in holy magic and weaponry, so Ainz first recites a whole bunch of spells to boost himself up before going into the fight-
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-They will try to pursue him-

-A dagger hits Blake-
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-OH NO AT THAT-
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Guifei: "Yuuyuu can do that~"

Alright, Ainz, you can do this...
___

(We can't let him escape!)

"With all of the Grand Servants in one place, Toffee won't be far from Kama soon...But he's also not going draw so close so as to risk having his fate to death sealed by Hassan. Not yet..."
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"She's sending flying out of control!"
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Moon: You can take it with us while we go in search of wherever Toffee has taken my daughter! Dr. Alphys, you said the base in Remant was under attack, right?

Y-Yes, your highness! It is...If Toffee's there, th-then m-maybe Star's not far behind...? N-No, that'd be an illogical e-error on his part...

Zelda: -cheering for him-
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Blake: "AAAAH!" -hurt-
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-Coyle rushes at her, grabs and slams to the floor-
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Ingrid: "Which is why I think her being trapped in the magic realm is the most likely scenario."

"There's a corn dog on the human's head."

"Attempting to talk to Arial again just causes her to stack another one on top of it...and make a pun about it. Much to Sans' amusement."

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"Wander just managed to make the evil overlord mess up a lethal weapon launch aimed at his other rival's army, just by struggling to open a picnic basket. The sight was so dumbfounding to Lord Hater that he couldn't help but be distracted by it and frustratingly mutter under his breath that Wander just needs to use the latch to open it. Anyone else would just ignore Wander's antics, but Hater despises Wander too much to not focus on his annoying presence whenever he's around."

(I'm pretty sure he's doing this on purpose! He's really clever when it comes to driving the bad guy crazy.)

-and Yang's-

Jaune:
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LMAO

Weiss:

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-and Yang's-

Jaune:
---
LMAO

Weiss:

not gonna lie, Arial's got a good sense of humor.

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"By now Hater's army is being trounced by Emperor Awesome's army...since Hater's soldiers are aliens with giant eyeballs for heads while Awesome's are aliens with giant hands for heads. Yeah, it's obvious who has the advantage. "

(Sometimes I feel bad for those eyeball guys...Not for Lord Hater, though!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They really do have a whole family, here..."
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They really do!
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"Followed by an immediate Rock Tomb."
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What is your story, Paris?

-And quite the full one-
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Aya: "I knew you'd like! Now what of you?"
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-Shielded-
Koragg: "You have abused your use on that, canine..." -SLASH TO THE FACE-
Scáthach: "NO!"
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Paris: "I was a prince!"

Alright, Ainz, you can do this...
___

(We can't let him escape!)

"With all of the Grand Servants in one place, Toffee won't be far from Kama soon...But he's also not going draw so close so as to risk having his fate to death sealed by Hassan. Not yet..."
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"She's sending flying out of control!"
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Moon: You can take it with us while we go in search of wherever Toffee has taken my daughter! Dr. Alphys, you said the base in Remant was under attack, right?

Y-Yes, your highness! It is...If Toffee's there, th-then m-maybe Star's not far behind...? N-No, that'd be an illogical e-error on his part...

Zelda: -cheering for him-
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Blake: "AAAAH!" -hurt-
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-Coyle rushes at her, grabs and slams to the floor-
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Ingrid: "Which is why I think her being trapped in the magic realm is the most likely scenario."

-Ainz reveals to have been carrying the gear of the previous guild members now, such as an armor that belinged to Touch Me-
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-Orion made sure to kill the body that did that-

Orion: "Hey, you okay?!"

Atalanta: -Shooting plenty at him, while running-
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Guifei: "So how to get there?"

-still, it's to annoy anyway :V-
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-YES-
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-SHE HUGS-
---
Kamui: -PRIMAL ROAR-

-He doesn't lose composure for that- :V
------
Kama: "Yet you're tired... How much is this fritz affecting you~?"
------
-Thoughts?-
------
Chrono: "Stinger Ray!" -various mana-made swords rain on the dragon-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

not gonna lie, Arial's got a good sense of humor.

___

"By now Hater's army is being trounced by Emperor Awesome's army...since Hater's soldiers are aliens with giant eyeballs for heads while Awesome's are aliens with giant hands for heads. Yeah, it's obvious who has the advantage. "

(Sometimes I feel bad for those eyeball guys...Not for Lord Hater, though!)

Yang: "She sure does!"
---
Weiss: -lets her watch-

-He doesn't lose composure for that- :V
------
Kama: "Yet you're tired... How much is this fritz affecting you~?"
------
-Thoughts?-
------
Chrono: "Stinger Ray!" -various mana-made swords rain on the dragon-

Link: Darn...
---
Pittoo: "Not your business!"
---
Blake: So warm...
---
-SHE TRIES TO DESTROY THEM ALL WITH A BREATH ATTACK-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And quite the full one-
---
Aya: "I knew you'd like! Now what of you?"
---
-Shielded-
Koragg: "You have abused your use on that, canine..." -SLASH TO THE FACE-
Scáthach: "NO!"
---
Paris: "I was a prince!"

"All they're missing is a father figure."
___

This island is peculiar, but fascinating. Still, I think we should go see another, now.
___

"Yelped in pain, as he stumbled back."

"A visible horizontal scar was left across his, face, even drawing blood..."
___

Hey! Like me!

Zelda: -cheering for him-
---
Blake: "AAAAH!" -hurt-
---
-Coyle rushes at her, grabs and slams to the floor-
---
Ingrid: "Which is why I think her being trapped in the magic realm is the most likely scenario."

-Ainz reveals to have been carrying the gear of the previous guild members now, such as an armor that belinged to Touch Me-
---
-Orion made sure to kill the body that did that-

Orion: "Hey, you okay?!"

Atalanta: -Shooting plenty at him, while running-
---
Guifei: "So how to get there?"

Whoa...Has he been honoring them?
___

"Heshima also used Swift and Spark against Toffee repeatedly, to no avail."

"He simply reflected everything they fired back at him. He's pretty much mastered this spell, and there's no cooldown time to it."

"It's possible that it could be destroyed, but the fritz has taken too much of a toll on any possible magic power that could outdo it."
___

Hmm, are da Vinci and Ela still involved with this?

"It works, damaging Jenny, but then she tries to kick Coyle away with all her strength."
___

Moon: ...I barely even know anything about a magic realm. Records indicate that past queens have seldom spoken of it, but I thought it was only a legend...

...Well, wh-while it's just a theory, the fact that we couldn't enter it through any of our normal means tells me it can't be entered through normal means...And then there's the fact that Toffee apparently needed the wand destroyed in order to get there in the first place...

...If my theory holds true, there's no possible way Star could be in the realm of magic unless she repeated that spell...Wh-Whichever one it was that was used to destroy the wand in the first place...

Moon: ...The Whispering Spell...!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "She sure does!"
---
Weiss: -lets her watch-

looks your friends can't even escape puns while playing video games. heheheh.
___

"Lord Hater finally snaps when Wander manages sneak past the force field that kept out Emperor Awesome and his entire army, and it results in a comical chase sequence where as Hater willingly gives up his position to claim the wish of infinite power in an attempt to chase down and kill Wander instead."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Ainz reveals to have been carrying the gear of the previous guild members now, such as an armor that belinged to Touch Me-
---
-Orion made sure to kill the body that did that-

Orion: "Hey, you okay?!"

Atalanta: -Shooting plenty at him, while running-
---
Guifei: "So how to get there?"

Whoa...Has he been honoring them?
___

"Heshima also used Swift and Spark against Toffee repeatedly, to no avail."

"He simply reflected everything they fired back at him. He's pretty much mastered this spell, and there's no cooldown time to it."

"It's possible that it could be destroyed, but the fritz has taken too much of a toll on any possible magic power that could outdo it."
___

Hmm, are da Vinci and Ela still involved with this?

"It works, damaging Jenny, but then she tries to kick Coyle away with all her strength."
___

Moon: ...I barely even know anything about a magic realm. Records indicate that past queens have seldom spoken of it, but I thought it was only a legend...

...Well, wh-while it's just a theory, the fact that we couldn't enter it through any of our normal means tells me it can't be entered through normal means...And then there's the fact that Toffee apparently needed the wand destroyed in order to get there in the first place...

...If my theory holds true, there's no possible way Star could be in the realm of magic unless she repeated that spell...Wh-Whichever one it was that was used to destroy the wand in the first place...

Moon: ...The Whispering Spell...!

Zelda: "How sweet~"
---
Blake: -yanks out the dagger, screaming again-
---
-up to Digi... who didn't reply to this :V-

-which also works, but she held on to Jenny, so she just brought the robot along-
---
Ingrid: "Who said Star had to be the one saying it? Toffee could do it and drag her into it if he wanted."

looks your friends can't even escape puns while playing video games. heheheh.
___

"Lord Hater finally snaps when Wander manages sneak past the force field that kept out Emperor Awesome and his entire army, and it results in a comical chase sequence where as Hater willingly gives up his position to claim the wish of infinite power in an attempt to chase down and kill Wander instead."

Yang: "Truly, they're the greatest art."
---
Weiss:

 

[Digital Hazard]

Link: Darn...
---
Pittoo: "Not your business!"
---
Blake: So warm...
---
-SHE TRIES TO DESTROY THEM ALL WITH A BREATH ATTACK-

-The Ranger Slayer keeps shooting arrows-
---
Kama: "Oh I do~" -Dark Pit felt one grabbed her ankle, and some tried to climb onto him-
---
-Like a mother's warmth-
---
-A few of them got to her!-

"All they're missing is a father figure."
___

This island is peculiar, but fascinating. Still, I think we should go see another, now.
___

"Yelped in pain, as he stumbled back."

"A visible horizontal scar was left across his, face, even drawing blood..."
___

Hey! Like me!

-But who would be fitting for that?-
-Amakusa is in a coma after all-
---
Aya: "What you say, Lusamine?"
Lusamine: "It's fine"
---
-Koragg attempts to slash again, his blade clashing with a blood-red spear-
---
Paris: "Though I didn't know for most of my life"

Whoa...Has he been honoring them?
___

"Heshima also used Swift and Spark against Toffee repeatedly, to no avail."

"He simply reflected everything they fired back at him. He's pretty much mastered this spell, and there's no cooldown time to it."

"It's possible that it could be destroyed, but the fritz has taken too much of a toll on any possible magic power that could outdo it."
___

Hmm, are da Vinci and Ela still involved with this?

"It works, damaging Jenny, but then she tries to kick Coyle away with all her strength."
___

Moon: ...I barely even know anything about a magic realm. Records indicate that past queens have seldom spoken of it, but I thought it was only a legend...

...Well, wh-while it's just a theory, the fact that we couldn't enter it through any of our normal means tells me it can't be entered through normal means...And then there's the fact that Toffee apparently needed the wand destroyed in order to get there in the first place...

...If my theory holds true, there's no possible way Star could be in the realm of magic unless she repeated that spell...Wh-Whichever one it was that was used to destroy the wand in the first place...

Moon: ...The Whispering Spell...!

Zelda: "How sweet~"
---
Blake: -yanks out the dagger, screaming again-
---
-up to Digi... who didn't reply to this :V-

-which also works, but she held on to Jenny, so she just brought the robot along-
---
Ingrid: "Who said Star had to be the one saying it? Toffee could do it and drag her into it if he wanted."

-Even Shalltear is surprised he's using an item of her creator-
---
-Hassan is slashing as many as he can, still an inhumane amount, but there's too many Kamas to handle at all by someone affected by the fritz-
---
-Honestly I dunno at this point-
---
Guifei: "Soooo, what's the plan next then?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The Ranger Slayer keeps shooting arrows-
---
Kama: "Oh I do~" -Dark Pit felt one grabbed her ankle, and some tried to climb onto him-
---
-Like a mother's warmth-
---
-A few of them got to her!-

-so does Link now-
---
-he punches them-
---
-YES-
---
-they hurt?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-But who would be fitting for that?-
-Amakusa is in a coma after all-
---
Aya: "What you say, Lusamine?"
Lusamine: "It's fine"
---
-Koragg attempts to slash again, his blade clashing with a blood-red spear-
---
Paris: "Though I didn't know for most of my life"

LOL

"Maybe they don't necessarily need one anyway?"
___

"To another island!"
___

"Rockruff turned fo see the clash as he struggled to stand back up."
___

Your royalty was kept secret from you?

Yang: "Truly, they're the greatest art."
---
Weiss:

an underappreciated one.
___

"Winter was also laughing at it."

Zelda: "How sweet~"
---
Blake: -yanks out the dagger, screaming again-
---
-up to Digi... who didn't reply to this :V-

-which also works, but she held on to Jenny, so she just brought the robot along-
---
Ingrid: "Who said Star had to be the one saying it? Toffee could do it and drag her into it if he wanted."

-Even Shalltear is surprised he's using an item of her creator-
---
-Hassan is slashing as many as he can, still an inhumane amount, but there's too many Kamas to handle at all by someone affected by the fritz-
---
-Honestly I dunno at this point-
---
Guifei: "Soooo, what's the plan next then?"

Peridot: She is!
___

(We can't lose sight of him!)
___

Otherwise should we move this one?

"She uses her Megaton!"
___

Only if he used it on her wand...Which I pray he hasn't...

Moon: If we find Toffee, then we find out where my daughter is! That's the plan!

 

[Digital Hazard]

-so does Link now-
---
-he punches them-
---
-YES-
---
-they hurt?-

Drakkon: -Silent-
---
-They suicide bomb into mana-
---
Artemis: "I'm here..."
---
-They hurt, of course-

LOL

"Maybe they don't necessarily need one anyway?"
___

"To another island!"
___

"Rockruff turned fo see the clash as he struggled to stand back up."
___

Your royalty was kept secret from you?

-Yeah, perhaps...-
---
-They sail!-
---
-Still bleeding, as the knight and witch clash-
---
Paris: "Yes, because it was prophecised I would bring ruin to my kingdom"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Even Shalltear is surprised he's using an item of her creator-
---
-Hassan is slashing as many as he can, still an inhumane amount, but there's too many Kamas to handle at all by someone affected by the fritz-
---
-Honestly I dunno at this point-
---
Guifei: "Soooo, what's the plan next then?"

Peridot: She is!
___

(We can't lose sight of him!)
___

Otherwise should we move this one?

"She uses her Megaton!"
___

Only if he used it on her wand...Which I pray he hasn't...

Moon: If we find Toffee, then we find out where my daughter is! That's the plan!

Zelda: "I hope he wins..."
---
Blake: "There's too many!"
---
-Hedlok could still ask them to do stuff... like repair the cannon?-

-LOWJAWS-
---
Byleth: "We'll beat the info out of him if we have to."

Ingrid: "Bad idea..."

an underappreciated one.
___

"Winter was also laughing at it."

Yang: "Agreed."
---
-it was genuinely funny-

Drakkon: -Silent-
---
-They suicide bomb into mana-
---
Artemis: "I'm here..."
---
-They hurt, of course-

Link:
---
-WHOA-
---
-CLING-
---
Kamui: -pained roar!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Yeah, perhaps...-
---
-They sail!-
---
-Still bleeding, as the knight and witch clash-
---
Paris: "Yes, because it was prophecised I would bring ruin to my kingdo

"They still have each other, after all."
___

"Arriving at Cliff Plateau Isles."

___

"Rockruff, while in pain, is undeterred."

"He's a good fighter but he only has access to so many offensive moves in this form..."
___

I-It was? Did the prophecy come true...?

Yang: "Agreed."
---
-it was genuinely funny-

"Jaune tries to ignore them and keep playing? :V"

___

"Winter's glad her trainer thought so!"

"And the chase culminates in a tireless Wander sitting at the edge of the canyon to watch the planets align, declaring it a better viewing spot and even thanking Lord Hater for it."

"Lord Hater, eyes-visibly strained and seething with rage, was about to strangle him...until he realized Emperor Awesome was about to obtain the wish of infinite power, so he immediately ran back to the battlefield in a complete terrified panic."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Jaune tries to ignore them and keep playing? :V"

___

"Winter's glad her trainer thought so!"

"And the chase culminates in a tireless Wander sitting at the edge of the canyon to watch the planets align, declaring it a better viewing spot and even thanking Lord Hater for it."

"Lord Hater, eyes-visibly strained and seething with rage, was about to strangle him...until he realized Emperor Awesome was about to obtain the wish of infinite power, so he immediately ran back to the battlefield in a complete terrified panic."

-yes-
---
-OH DAMN-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-yes-
---
-OH DAMN-

"SPIDER BAKE SALE"

"...His pastries and cider cost way too much."

___

"Hater makes bowling pins out of Awesome's minion army by charging through them, even as he's in a continued panic'.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: She is!
___

(We can't lose sight of him!)
___

Otherwise should we move this one?

"She uses her Megaton!"
___

Only if he used it on her wand...Which I pray he hasn't...

Moon: If we find Toffee, then we find out where my daughter is! That's the plan!

Zelda: "I hope he wins..."
---
Blake: "There's too many!"
---
-Hedlok could still ask them to do stuff... like repair the cannon?-

-LOWJAWS-
---
Byleth: "We'll beat the info out of him if we have to."

Ingrid: "Bad idea..."

-The battle is intense, lasting two episodes-

-In the end, Ainz has no option but to kill her, using his most powerful skill, 'The Goal of All Life is Death'-

Hayate: "Aw..."
------
Atalanta: "I won't!" -following-

Kama: "Are you okay? You seem distracted~"
------
-That's fair enough, so they do that-
------
Guifei: "I doubt it'll be that easy"

Link:
---
-WHOA-
---
-CLING-
---
Kamui: -pained roar!-

-He kept advancing, Kimberly shooting arrows he deflects-
----
-What happens to him?-
----
Artemis: "You're a good girl..."
----
-Yuuno tries to keep her in place-

"They still have each other, after all."
___

"Arriving at Cliff Plateau Isles."

___

"Rockruff, while in pain, is undeterred."

"He's a good fighter but he only has access to so many offensive moves in this form..."
___

I-It was? Did the prophecy come true...?

-The hug lasts a bit...-
---
Aya: -Checking a traveling guide- "Hold on, let me see on this place..."
---
-How are Specter and Moana?-
---
Paris: "...Yes"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The hug lasts a bit...-
---
Aya: -Checking a traveling guide- "Hold on, let me see on this place..."
---
-How are Specter and Moana?-
---
Paris: "...Yes"

"And they don't seem to mind."
___

"The island is called "Cliff Plateau Isles"."

"The guide describes it as a distant but connected formation of land to the Forest Haven island one square away on the map. It's a small set of isles lush with greenery and fauna, and anyone capable of getting to the top plateau is able to get a stunning view of the ocean from it."
___

"Worried about Rockruff, but ready to fight."

"Specter Knight was already in the middle of an attack as he made a surprise jumping vertical slice towards Koragg's back."
___

..."Looks down sadly"

Zelda: "I hope he wins..."
---
Blake: "There's too many!"
---
-Hedlok could still ask them to do stuff... like repair the cannon?-

-LOWJAWS-
---
Byleth: "We'll beat the info out of him if we have to."

Ingrid: "Bad idea..."

-The battle is intense, lasting two episodes-

-In the end, Ainz has no option but to kill her, using his most powerful skill, 'The Goal of All Life is Death'-

Hayate: "Aw..."
------
Atalanta: "I won't!" -following-

Kama: "Are you okay? You seem distracted~"
------
-That's fair enough, so they do that-
------
Guifei: "I doubt it'll be that easy"

..."Alphys is simply saddened by this one..."
___

"Using his x-ray vision to keep track of Toffee just in case they leave their direct lines of sight."
___

Ugh, not these again.

"Jenny makes some breakdance-styled moves trying to dodge them."
___

Marco; Uh, what Guifei said.

Moon: You have no idea what kind of pain I want to put Toffee through for everything he's done, but trying to capture him won't be so simple...Not only has he practically mastered the wand, but magic is still being drained from the universe at steady rate.

...If we don't act immediately, magic may fade from our grasp altogether, and it may be too late to strike him down...

...We can't act irrationally, but we must act quickly.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"SPIDER BAKE SALE"

"...His pastries and cider cost way too much."

___

"Hater makes bowling pins out of Awesome's minion army by charging through them, even as he's in a continued panic'.

Jaune: "...."
---
-DAMN-

-He kept advancing, Kimberly shooting arrows he deflects-
----
-What happens to him?-
----
Artemis: "You're a good girl..."
----
-Yuuno tries to keep her in place-

-Yang and Link keep shooting-
---
-he's unconscious-
---
Blake: "I am..."
---
-but he's never trapped a divine being before?-

-The battle is intense, lasting two episodes-

-In the end, Ainz has no option but to kill her, using his most powerful skill, 'The Goal of All Life is Death'-

Hayate: "Aw..."
------
Atalanta: "I won't!" -following-

Kama: "Are you okay? You seem distracted~"
------
-That's fair enough, so they do that-
------
Guifei: "I doubt it'll be that easy"

..."Alphys is simply saddened by this one..."
___

"Using his x-ray vision to keep track of Toffee just in case they leave their direct lines of sight."
___

Ugh, not these again.

"Jenny makes some breakdance-styled moves trying to dodge them."
___

Marco; Uh, what Guifei said.

Moon: You have no idea what kind of pain I want to put Toffee through for everything he's done, but trying to capture him won't be so simple...Not only has he practically mastered the wand, but magic is still being drained from the universe at steady rate.

...If we don't act immediately, magic may fade from our grasp altogether, and it may be too late to strike him down...

...We can't act irrationally, but we must act quickly.

Death...
---

distracted

---
-Coyle sees that the Lokjaws keep Jenny busy, so she calls a Hedlok and tells it to go for Brass while keeping the offense-
---
Rook: "If you ask me, we're already too late."

Ingrid: "Don't be so negative. As long as there's hope, there's a chance."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And they don't seem to mind."
___

"The island is called "Cliff Plateau Isles"."

"The guide describes it as a distant but connected formation of land to the Forest Haven island one square away on the map. It's a small set of isles lush with greenery and fauna, and anyone capable of getting to the top plateau is able to get a stunning view of the ocean from it."
___

"Worried about Rockruff, but ready to fight."

"Specter Knight was already in the middle of an attack as he made a surprise jumping vertical slice towards Koragg's back."
___

..."Looks down sadly"

Jack: "We like this idea"
---
Aya: "Ah, then if we get up there, we'll get an amazing view!"
---
-Which, thanks to Scáthach keeping him busy, actually worked-
---
-He still wonders the story behind it, though?-

..."Alphys is simply saddened by this one..."
___

"Using his x-ray vision to keep track of Toffee just in case they leave their direct lines of sight."
___

Ugh, not these again.

"Jenny makes some breakdance-styled moves trying to dodge them."
___

Marco; Uh, what Guifei said.

Moon: You have no idea what kind of pain I want to put Toffee through for everything he's done, but trying to capture him won't be so simple...Not only has he practically mastered the wand, but magic is still being drained from the universe at steady rate.

...If we don't act immediately, magic may fade from our grasp altogether, and it may be too late to strike him down...

...We can't act irrationally, but we must act quickly.

Death...
---

---
-Coyle sees that the Lokjaws keep Jenny busy, so she calls a Hedlok and tells it to go for Brass while keeping the offense-
---
Rook: "If you ask me, we're already too late."

Ingrid: "Don't be so negative. As long as there's hope, there's a chance."

-It's clear Ainz doesn't wants this, but it is the only way to stop Shalltear as she currently is, and he ended killing her-

Hayate: "Aw..."
------
-ahue-
-But Kama still shoots lots of stuff at them-
-Atalanta follows the Luxray-
------
-The one in da Vinci attempts to shoot a freezing spell from her gauntlet-
------
Guifei: "So now what?"

-Yang and Link keep shooting-
---
-he's unconscious-
---
Blake: "I am..."
---
-but he's never trapped a divine being before?-

-Vita keeps trying to do hammer strikes and Alph to do claw swipes-
---
-And they take advantage to shoot various arrows at him-
---
Artemis: "Awww, dear..."
---
-The closest would be trying to hold off the Book of Darkness when it was fully activated and menacing to destroy Earth, but that was still a program-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "We like this idea"
---
Aya: "Ah, then if we get up there, we'll get an amazing view!"
---
-Which, thanks to Scáthach keeping him busy, actually worked-
---
-He still wonders the story behind it, though?-

(Sure do!)
___

How will we gi avout doing that?
___

"Spectwe Knight didn't waste any time in hacking and slashing at him further because of this."
___

But, why did it come true...m

Jaune: "...."
---
-DAMN-

"One hapless monster NPC even bought an expensive donut without thinking and is in disbelief with himself."
___

"Then Lord Hater's parh is blocked by Emperor Awesome'a mount, a literal T-rex."

"Hatee just shouts "NO", grabs it by the tail, and hurls it into outer space like it was nothing."

Death...
---

---
-Coyle sees that the Lokjaws keep Jenny busy, so she calls a Hedlok and tells it to go for Brass while keeping the offense-
---
Rook: "If you ask me, we're already too late."

Ingrid: "Don't be so negative. As long as there's hope, there's a chance."

-It's clear Ainz doesn't wants this, but it is the only way to stop Shalltear as she currently is, and he ended killing her-

Hayate: "Aw..."
------
-ahue-
-But Kama still shoots lots of stuff at them-
-Atalanta follows the Luxray-
------
-The one in da Vinci attempts to shoot a freezing spell from her gauntlet-
------
Guifei: "So now what?"

"Alphys wasn't sure how to respond, but she was definitely saddened..."
___

What did I just watch lol

(What a Parvati's status?)
___

"Trying to keep an eye on Max and the Shadow Border whenever possible in case Coyle's up to more tricks"
___

Moon: ...Ww return to Remnant.

Ludo: What about my nee kingdom?

 

[Digital Hazard]

So KoP, the Summer Abby actually does an Adventure Time reference.

There's this Japanese commercial that has Jake singing a song about baking pancakes with bacon:

日曜の朝はやっぱり・・・

ベーコンパンケーーーーーっ😊🥞🍴 pic.twitter.com/ejfU5jIQ7O

— アドベンチャー・タイム【公式】 (@AdventureTimeJP) September 3, 2017

She actually sings the same song, only instad of bacon, she sings about doing them along a black cat:

死ぬ。#FGO pic.twitter.com/n28Sc0Oi6o

— チカズ@ゲーム (@Chikazu_game) August 23, 2020

(Sure do!)
___

How will we gi avout doing that?
___

"Spectwe Knight didn't waste any time in hacking and slashing at him further because of this."
___

But, why did it come true...

Jack: "Does this mean we're a closer family?"
---
Aya: "You think there are monsters there?"
---
-Which seems to bring him down-
---
Paris: "I would need to start from the beginning"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

So KoP, the Summer Abby actually does an Adventure Time reference.

There's this Japanese commercial that has Jake singing a song about baking pancakes with bacon:

She actually sings the same song, only instad of bacon, she sings about doing them along a black cat:


Jack: "Does this mean we're a closer family?"
---
Aya: "You think there are monsters there?"
---
-Which seems to bring him down-
---
Paris: "I would need to start from the beginning"

Fate was one of the last places I expected to see that meme from the one of the best episodes of the show lol.

(I certainly think so!)
___

...Maybe in the cave system...

"It says Cliff Plateau Isles' cave is a beautiful place as well, but that there is some dangerous plant life there."
___

"Rockruff is wondering what to do..."

___

Go on.

"Listening intently."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Fate was one of the last places I expected to see that meme from the one of the best episodes of the show lol.

(I certainly think so!)
___

...Maybe in the cave system...

"It says Cliff Plateau Isles' cave is a beautiful place as well, but that there is some dangerous plant life there."
___

"Rockruff is wondering what to do..."

___

Go on.

"Listening intently."

-And thus joined the hug-
---
Aya: "...There's no other way to go, right? Well, that isn't climbing outside. And I doubt all of us can do that"
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Koragg: -Clearly showing signs of tiring- "You all are fine warriors... I accept my defeat today"
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Paris: "When I was born, my older sister that could predict the future said that I would ruin the kingdom, so I was taken away to be killed. But I was spared and a shepherd found and adopted me"