Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

He performs, he rewrites the norm and sings a song of noooothiiiiing

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

not enough people do, anyway. puns are truly an acquired taste.
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"Smiled back before resuming eating, watching TV."

Yang: "Well said."
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AWWWWW-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

He performs, he rewrites the norm and sings a song of noooothiiiiing

Don't have the time to watch this right now, but Dimentio in Smash would be awesome, like a doom slayer slaying demons.

Either him or Count Bleck. I low-key supported him during the pre-Smash 4 days.

Yang: "Well said."
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AWWWWW-

"Jaune continued playing the game before either of them could make another pun."

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(Wanna watch TV with me, Weiss?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Jaune continued playing the game before either of them could make another pun."

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(Wanna watch TV with me, Weiss?)

Yang: "Damn..."
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Weiss: "Sure~"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "Damn..."
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Weiss: "Sure~"

might as well just let him focus. that box didn't go easy on him.

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(Great!)

"She's watching Wander Over Yonder"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They're being spoiled by their new and overbearing mom!"
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Curious shape...

"A traveling merchant that was actually a Goron was on the island."

"The "fuse" part of the island was cut off limits by some giant spiked vines."
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(What the?)

"SPECTER KNIGHT TRIES TO STOP HIM WITH A SCYTHE THROW"
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It's true! They are some of the baddest bad guys here!

-It would take pictures if it had limbs-
-Then again in Smash it can handle guns with its leaves- :V
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Aya: "What a particular territory division..."
-----
-Too late, he already entered-
-----
-Again, the strategist taking notes. On the contrary of everyone else, Chen Gong is glad to have been summoned here, if only for the prospect of learning in how to take this whole alliance down and test his skills-

Yang: He's distracted. Now's a good time for a Noble Phantasm, Mordred.
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-Palutena, in a moment of motherly instinct... shielded Pit, taking every single arrow on herself-
---
-absolutely-
---
-she fires a beam of her own-

Mordred: "This is the cursed sword that destroyed my Father. I'll say this not as a King, but as a loyal knight. Anything to disturb the King's peace will be crushed!

Rebellion Against My Beautiful Father
Clarent Blood Arthur!"

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Kama: "...Woah. Oh well, love truly makes you do stupid things..."
------
-Her thoughts on her?-
------
-Wait, how?-

A-Another likely important one...

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"He uses his light sword construct to slice the Hades units apart."

(And so will I...)
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"JENNY GRABS AND THROW COYLE"

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Shaymin...? (Really...?)

"It still seems very shy even around seemingly decent people"

Zelda: "Fr now."
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Blake: "I wasn't insulting her!"
---
-Coyle tries to struggle out, but Jenny too strong-
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Byleth: -can't understand Pokespeak, but can take a guess based on the tone- "You'll be okay."

-Brain and Shalltear fought-
-...Or better he tried to fight her while she was like "LMAO you lame" and effortlessly blocked whatever he threw at her-
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Kama: "Well it felt like so~" -only reason it didn't work was because Hassan caught the arrow with his shield for her-

-It works with some of them, but those still active keep shooting-
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-OOF, but yeah-
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Guifei: "What's this cutie's name~?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-It would take pictures if it had limbs-
-Then again in Smash it can handle guns with its leaves- :V
-----
Aya: "What a particular territory division..."
-----
-Too late, he already entered-
-----
-Again, the strategist taking notes. On the contrary of everyone else, Chen Gong is glad to have been summoned here, if only for the prospect of learning in how to take this whole alliance down and test his skills-

"Maybe it should do that, then :V"

"...Better take extreme care to ensure Semiramis doesn't see and spoil it as yet another kid, too. :V"
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Almost like game-design...

"There was also an underground cave system within the island."

"It was filled with lava and magma, and inhabited by Magtails."

"They obviously made sure Lusamine got nowhere near it."
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Specter: Damn it!
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"Such a variety of soldiers, powers and weapons...So many variables..."

Zelda: "Fr now."
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Blake: "I wasn't insulting her!"
---
-Coyle tries to struggle out, but Jenny too strong-
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Byleth: -can't understand Pokespeak, but can take a guess based on the tone- "You'll be okay."

-Brain and Shalltear fought-
-...Or better he tried to fight her while she was like "LMAO you lame" and effortlessly blocked whatever he threw at her-
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Kama: "Well it felt like so~" -only reason it didn't work was because Hassan caught the arrow with his shield for her-

-It works with some of them, but those still active keep shooting-
--------
-OOF, but yeah-
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Guifei: "What's this cutie's name~?"

Well, that didn't work.
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"Heshima manages to hit Toffee with a few Swifts while he was distracted by Hades units."

"He cast a vine spell into the ground, uprooting it several times as several giant vines grow out to trap the robots."
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"Her throw basically amounts to being a combined version of Mechanica and Byte's throws, hitting Coyle several times by spinning her arms rapidly before grabbing her again and springing her arms out to launch the mad scientist away."
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"Moon growing increasingly worried about her daughter, even though she knows Toffee wants her alive."

...Shaymin.

"Anyone remotely familiar with Pokemon could determine that it's name is literally the sound it makes."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

might as well just let him focus. that box didn't go easy on him.

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(Great!)

"She's watching Wander Over Yonder"

Yang: "Fair."
---
-which I didn't wtch :V-

Mordred: "This is the cursed sword that destroyed my Father. I'll say this not as a King, but as a loyal knight. Anything to disturb the King's peace will be crushed!

Rebellion Against My Beautiful Father
Clarent Blood Arthur!"

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Kama: "...Woah. Oh well, love truly makes you do stupid things..."
------
-Her thoughts on her?-
------
-Wait, how?-

-is it effective?-
---
Palu: "To think a Love Goddess doesn't even know what love is..."
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Blake: If it'll make her happy, then it's probably not going to be that bad. She's crazy, not dangerous...
---
-her mouth?-

-Brain and Shalltear fought-
-...Or better he tried to fight her while she was like "LMAO you lame" and effortlessly blocked whatever he threw at her-
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Kama: "Well it felt like so~" -only reason it didn't work was because Hassan caught the arrow with his shield for her-

-It works with some of them, but those still active keep shooting-
--------
-OOF, but yeah-
--------
Guifei: "What's this cutie's name~?"

Well, that didn't work.
___

"Heshima manages to hit Toffee with a few Swifts while he was distracted by Hades units."

"He cast a vine spell into the ground, uprooting it several times as several giant vines grow out to trap the robots."
___

"Her throw basically amounts to being a combined version of Mechanica and Byte's throws, hitting Coyle several times by spinning her arms rapidly before grabbing her again and springing her arms out to launch the mad scientist away."
___

"Moon growing increasingly worried about her daughter, even though she knows Toffee wants her alive."

...Shaymin.

"Anyone remotely familiar with Pokemon could determine that it's name is literally the sound it makes."

Zelda: "Oh no..."
---
Blake: "Thanks, Hassan."
---
-who was screaming as she was sent flying before using her hover pack to stabilize herself-
---
Byleth: "Shaymin?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Maybe it should do that, then :V"

"...Better take extreme care to ensure Semiramis doesn't see and spoil it as yet another kid, too. :V"
___

Almost like game-design...

"There was also an underground cave system within the island."

"It was filled with lava and magma, and inhabited by Magtails."

"They obviously made sure Lusamine got nowhere near it."
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Specter: Damn it!
___

"Such a variety of soldiers, powers and weapons...So many variables..."

-Well, it would probably would mind less-
---
-Yeah, unsafe for just a visitor-
---
-And slashed him from behind, then did the same to Scáthach-
---
-Back to Roberts's story though-

Well, that didn't work.
___

"Heshima manages to hit Toffee with a few Swifts while he was distracted by Hades units."

"He cast a vine spell into the ground, uprooting it several times as several giant vines grow out to trap the robots."
___

"Her throw basically amounts to being a combined version of Mechanica and Byte's throws, hitting Coyle several times by spinning her arms rapidly before grabbing her again and springing her arms out to launch the mad scientist away."
___

"Moon growing increasingly worried about her daughter, even though she knows Toffee wants her alive."

...Shaymin.

"Anyone remotely familiar with Pokemon could determine that it's name is literally the sound it makes."

Zelda: "Oh no..."
---
Blake: "Thanks, Hassan."
---
-who was screaming as she was sent flying before using her hover pack to stabilize herself-
---
Byleth: "Shaymin?"

-Yeah, he's getting quite traumatized for being unable to doa thing to her-

-Like, everything he learned throught his life is not serving him a thing, bounded by human limitations-

-Shalltear only lets him live because she has more important business-
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-Atalanta following with some arrows-

Kama: -Keeps shooting arrows, which are blocked, reflected, or dodged by Orion and Hassan- You're right, the Grand Assassin is the most troublesome of them...
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-Man....-
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Guifei: "That sounds so cute~ Just like you~"

-is it effective?-
---
Palu: "To think a Love Goddess doesn't even know what love is..."
---
Blake: If it'll make her happy, then it's probably not going to be that bad. She's crazy, not dangerous...
---
-her mouth?-

-It... It seems it did some damage?-
---
Kama: "My, my, you still resisting...?"
---
-And she clearly has a soft spot for her-
-Almost like a mother...-
---
-Oh yeah, those could be called beams-
Chrono: Admiral, some of our men have unfortunately topped themselves with the out of control dragon.
Lindy: Those are bad news...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Well, it would probably would mind less-
---
-Yeah, unsafe for just a visitor-
---
-And slashed him from behind, then did the same to Scáthach-
---
-Back to Roberts's story though-

"Probably, true "
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"And the wandering merchant mostly traded decorative items, such as special flags and exotic flowers."
___

"Though horrified, Rockruff didn't make a sound as he used Rock Tomb on Koragg trying to both hit him and slow him down."
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I hope I didn't interrupt your tale of piracy on the seven seas for too long!

Yang: "Fair."
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-which I didn't wtch :V-

"DEFUSING"
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"That's a shame, it was a short-lived gem. Certainly one of my personal favorites"

Zelda: "Oh no..."
---
Blake: "Thanks, Hassan."
---
-who was screaming as she was sent flying before using her hover pack to stabilize herself-
---
Byleth: "Shaymin?"

-Yeah, he's getting quite traumatized for being unable to doa thing to her-

-Like, everything he learned throught his life is not serving him a thing, bounded by human limitations-

-Shalltear only lets him live because she has more important business-
----------
-Atalanta following with some arrows-

Kama: -Keeps shooting arrows, which are blocked, reflected, or dodged by Orion and Hassan- You're right, the Grand Assassin is the most troublesome of them...
----------
-Man....-
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Guifei: "That sounds so cute~ Just like you~"

G-Goodness...

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"Which he tries to reflect, though two impale him in the back."

(In need of some backup?)
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How that's for ARMS?!
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"It seems to appreciate Byleth's calm approach and Guifei's sheer kindness, but is still clearly nervous and uncertain around both of them. Shaymin is shy by nature, and would probably show a similar response to them even if it hadn't been captured by the Snatcher."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Probably, true "
___

"And the wandering merchant mostly traded decorative items, such as special flags and exotic flowers."
___

"Though horrified, Rockruff didn't make a sound as he used Rock Tomb on Koragg trying to both hit him and slow him down."
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I hope I didn't interrupt your tale of piracy on the seven seas for too long!

-But for now it's like a sentient pet of sorts-
---
Aya: "Oh, flowers~?"
---
-He just opened a portal and warped again, his forse also still in the fight-
---
Roberts: "Don'tworry, I understand your enthusiasm as a child"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-It... It seems it did some damage?-
---
Kama: "My, my, you still resisting...?"
---
-And she clearly has a soft spot for her-
-Almost like a mother...-
---
-Oh yeah, those could be called beams-
Chrono: Admiral, some of our men have unfortunately topped themselves with the out of control dragon.
Lindy: Those are bad news...

-NICE-
---
Palu: "I've handled worse..."
---
Blake: -misses her mom...-
---
-once knocking them unconscious, Kamui calmly yet psychotically killed all of them-

-Yeah, he's getting quite traumatized for being unable to doa thing to her-

-Like, everything he learned throught his life is not serving him a thing, bounded by human limitations-

-Shalltear only lets him live because she has more important business-
----------
-Atalanta following with some arrows-

Kama: -Keeps shooting arrows, which are blocked, reflected, or dodged by Orion and Hassan- You're right, the Grand Assassin is the most troublesome of them...
----------
-Man....-
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Guifei: "That sounds so cute~ Just like you~"

G-Goodness...

___

"Which he tries to reflect, though two impale him in the back."

(In need of some backup?)
___

How that's for ARMS?!
___

"It seems to appreciate Byleth's calm approach and Guifei's sheer kindness, but is still clearly nervous and uncertain around both of them. Shaymin is shy by nature, and would probably show a similar response to them even if it hadn't been captured by the Snatcher."

Zelda:
---
-Blake also dodged a lot of arrows while shooting Kama-
---
Coyle: "I'LL RIP THEM RIGHT OFF!"
---
Byleth: -headpats it-

"DEFUSING"
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"That's a shame, it was a short-lived gem. Certainly one of my personal favorites"

-defusing a lot of bombs...-
---
-maybeone day...maybe-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-But for now it's like a sentient pet of sorts-
---
Aya: "Oh, flowers~?"
---
-He just opened a portal and warped again, his forse also still in the fight-
---
Roberts: "Don'tworry, I understand your enthusiasm as a child"

"A true pet plant "
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"The Sea Flower, Town Flower, and Exotic Flower!"
___

"Moana again tried to use Waterfall on the horse while the others were on the lookout for Drakkon."
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And I am enthusiastic to hear more about you!

-defusing a lot of bombs...-
---
-maybeone day...maybe-

"Including the extremely agile glass of water because that's a thing."

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"It's a good one, so please do consider checking it out someday lol"

"TV shows a friendly orange-furred alien with a hat traveling galaxies who wants to help and befriend everyone, convinced there's good in everyone and eager to help anyone in need, along with his trusty steed who's like an intelligent alien horse who loves beating up bad guys, and she's more than capable of it."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Including the extremely agile glass of water because that's a thing."

___

"It's a good one, so please do consider checking it out someday lol"

"TV shows a friendly orange-furred alien with a hat traveling galaxies who wants to help and befriend everyone, convinced there's good in everyone and eager to help anyone in need, along with his trusty steed who's like an intelligent alien horse who loves beating up bad guys, and she's more than capable of it."

Jaune: "How is a glass of water a bomb?"
---
Weiss: ".......What?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "How is a glass of water a bomb?"
---
Weiss: ".......What?"

"Because magic, Jaune."

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"And their enemy is a skeleton overlord with green lightning powers and super strength, trying to conquer the galaxy and prove himself as the greatest. He leads an army of smaller alien soldiers with eyeballs for head, led by his much more sensible second in command who's also one of said aliens."

"...Yeah, the premise make it seem like just a silly cartoon, at least initially, but hey, it's obviously making Winter happy."

 

[Digital Hazard]

G-Goodness...

___

"Which he tries to reflect, though two impale him in the back."

(In need of some backup?)
___

How that's for ARMS?!
___

"It seems to appreciate Byleth's calm approach and Guifei's sheer kindness, but is still clearly nervous and uncertain around both of them. Shaymin is shy by nature, and would probably show a similar response to them even if it hadn't been captured by the Snatcher."

Zelda:
---
-Blake also dodged a lot of arrows while shooting Kama-
---
Coyle: "I'LL RIP THEM RIGHT OFF!"
---
Byleth: -headpats it-

-What's more unfortunate, one of the people she killed dropped an item that brainwashed her into going even worse-

-The final episodes of the season will be an epic battle between her and Ainz to free her-
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Kama: Give the bodies in the spot I'll tell you of some extra energy, that shall be enough for them.
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-Seems she mad- :V
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Guifei: "We're keeping it~"

-NICE-
---
Palu: "I've handled worse..."
---
Blake: -misses her mom...-
---
-once knocking them unconscious, Kamui calmly yet psychotically killed all of them-

-But... Drakkon still stands there-

Vita/Alph/Mordred: "Are you kidding me?!"
---
Kama: "Eeeh~? Is that so~?"

-Some bodies go and shoot at both her and Pit from behind-
---
-Thoughts on that?-
---
Chrono: "Stop on your tracks!" -unfortunately didn't arrive on time to save them-

"A true pet plant "
___

"The Sea Flower, Town Flower, and Exotic Flower!"
___

"Moana again tried to use Waterfall on the horse while the others were on the lookout for Drakkon."
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And I am enthusiastic to hear more about you!

-Yep, and unashamed-
---
-She wants them all-
---
-It leaped at quite the distance to evade it-
---
Roberts: "Alright. If I didn't mention it previously, I provided my crew with a made up code of conduct"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Yep, and unashamed-
---
-She wants them all-
---
-It leaped at quite the distance to evade it-
---
Roberts: "Alright. If I didn't mention it previously, I provided my crew with a made up code of conduct"

"She's got it good, here. "
___

"Does she have anything to trade? They always want a trade in addition to a small fee of rupees."
___

"Rockruff tried to hit it with Rock Throw just as it landed."
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Tell me all about it!

Zelda:
---
-Blake also dodged a lot of arrows while shooting Kama-
---
Coyle: "I'LL RIP THEM RIGHT OFF!"
---
Byleth: -headpats it-

-What's more unfortunate, one of the people she killed dropped an item that brainwashed her into going even worse-

-The final episodes of the season will be an epic battle between her and Ainz to free her-
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Kama: Give the bodies in the spot I'll tell you of some extra energy, that shall be enough for them.
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-Seems she mad- :V
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Guifei: "We're keeping it~"

Oh God...
___

(Understood.)

"He does just that."
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Nuh-uh! You're nowhere near as dangerous as my older brother!
___

"It backs away before Byleth can even do that."

"It's really shy around people."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Because magic, Jaune."

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"And their enemy is a skeleton overlord with green lightning powers and super strength, trying to conquer the galaxy and prove himself as the greatest. He leads an army of smaller alien soldiers with eyeballs for head, led by his much more sensible second in command who's also one of said aliens."

"...Yeah, the premise make it seem like just a silly cartoon, at least initially, but hey, it's obviously making Winter happy."

-LMAO-
---
Weiss: True...

-But... Drakkon still stands there-

Vita/Alph/Mordred: "Are you kidding me?!"
---
Kama: "Eeeh~? Is that so~?"

-Some bodies go and shoot at both her and Pit from behind-
---
-Thoughts on that?-
---
Chrono: "Stop on your tracks!" -unfortunately didn't arrive on time to save them-

Yang: "Great..."
---
-they were shot by beams-
---
-none, she's just sad-
---
Kamui: "Getting in my way~?"

-he recognizes her as Kanna's mom?-

-What's more unfortunate, one of the people she killed dropped an item that brainwashed her into going even worse-

-The final episodes of the season will be an epic battle between her and Ainz to free her-
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Kama: Give the bodies in the spot I'll tell you of some extra energy, that shall be enough for them.
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-Seems she mad- :V
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Guifei: "We're keeping it~"

Oh God...
___

(Understood.)

"He does just that."
___

Nuh-uh! You're nowhere near as dangerous as my older brother!
___

"It backs away before Byleth can even do that."

"It's really shy around people."

Zelda:
---
-OH DAMN-
---
-she throws down capsules of grey goo, summoning an army of blobs at her command-
---
Byleth: "We have a shy one."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-LMAO-
---
Weiss: True...

"CAN HE DO IT?"

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"She's even laughing at the skeleton guy's antics."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"CAN HE DO IT?"

___

"She's even laughing at the skeleton guy's antics."

-YES-
---
Weiss: "You like that show?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-YES-
---
Weiss: "You like that show?"

"THE MAIN BOMB WILL NO LONGER EXPLODE IN TWO MINUTES"

"...It's gonna explode in two seconds instead."

___

(Yeah! It's my favorite!)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"THE MAIN BOMB WILL NO LONGER EXPLODE IN TWO MINUTES"

"...It's gonna explode in two seconds instead."

___

(Yeah! It's my favorite!)

Jaune: "WHAT?!"
--
Weiss: "It is?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"She's got it good, here. "
___

"Does she have anything to trade? They always want a trade in addition to a small fee of rupees."
___

"Rockruff tried to hit it with Rock Throw just as it landed."
___

Tell me all about it!

-They both see the plant's smirk-
---
Aya: "Uuuuh... L-Let me see!" What do I give?!
---
-WORKS-
---
-He begins to tell stories of some of the battles he lived-

Oh God...
___

(Understood.)

"He does just that."
___

Nuh-uh! You're nowhere near as dangerous as my older brother!
___

"It backs away before Byleth can even do that."

"It's really shy around people."

Zelda:
---
-OH DAMN-
---
-she throws down capsules of grey goo, summoning an army of blobs at her command-
---
Byleth: "We have a shy one."

-Ainz doesn't wants to do it, but knows he has to...-

Blackbeard: -Sob- "Be strong, man..."
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-The Kama bodies present all change form... horns coming out from them-

Spoiler: NSFW

Orion: "Oh you're kidding me... The Beast got stronger?!"

Kama: "Hmmm, I see more of my aspects as Mara manifested... Oh well, what matters is you're closer to losing now~"
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-That can't be good-
--------
Guifei: "Aw, don't worry, little one..."

Yang: "Great..."
---
-they were shot by beams-
---
-none, she's just sad-
---
Kamui: "Getting in my way~?"

-he recognizes her as Kanna's mom?-

Drakkon: "I'll give you credit, ******* of King Arthur, you're the first that managed to do something to me. A shame it took a lot of magical power in you"
Mordred: "Shut it, I can still fight"
---
-Many bodies come from the ground and grabbed their ankles-

Kama: "My, my~ How stupid you are~! Are you sure you are a Divine Spirit? And I also expected more from your chosen hero" :V
---
-Aw...-
Artemis: "Blake?"
---
Chrono: "I am obliged by the law to give you a chance to explain yourself. Give yourself up, and I won't use force" -not dumb tho, still more than ready to prepare a magic circle to shield himself and charging an ice shot-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-They both see the plant's smirk-
---
Aya: "Uuuuh... L-Let me see!" What do I give?!
---
-WORKS-
---
-He begins to tell stories of some of the battles he lived-

"And they pretty much know what she's thinking because of this sight."
___

"Good question..."
___

"FOLLOW UP ROCK TOMB!"
___

"Lancer listens with intent and excitement!"

Jaune: "WHAT?!"
--
Weiss: "It is?"

"Scientist uses her hacking skills to promptly defuse it remotely, saving the human just in time, to Metalplier's frustation, cursing them both."

"He doesn't curse his eight wonderful subscribers, though."
___

(Sure is! Patxi introduced it to me.)

Zelda:
---
-OH DAMN-
---
-she throws down capsules of grey goo, summoning an army of blobs at her command-
---
Byleth: "We have a shy one."

-Ainz doesn't wants to do it, but knows he has to...-

Blackbeard: -Sob- "Be strong, man..."
--------
-The Kama bodies present all change form... horns coming out from them-

Orion: "Oh you're kidding me... The Beast got stronger?!"

Kama: "Hmmm, I see more of my aspects as Mara manifested... Oh well, what matters is you're closer to losing now~"
--------
-That can't be good-
--------
Guifei: "Aw, don't worry, little one..."

What can he ever do...?
___

"Meanwhile, Toffee was making a getaway."

You may be one of the strongest Archers, Atalanta, but your power is of no use to me.
___

"Jenny activates volleys of missiles to dispatch them."

If you're not gonna play by the rules, then neither will I!
___

"It tries to curl up into a ball to hide, which would make it resemble a very small flower bush, but it is unable to."

"It injured it's hind leg, likely while trying to run from the Snatcher....Who's left by now."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Ainz doesn't wants to do it, but knows he has to...-

Blackbeard: -Sob- "Be strong, man..."
--------
-The Kama bodies present all change form... horns coming out from them-

Orion: "Oh you're kidding me... The Beast got stronger?!"

Kama: "Hmmm, I see more of my aspects as Mara manifested... Oh well, what matters is you're closer to losing now~"
--------
-That can't be good-
--------
Guifei: "Aw, don't worry, little one..."

What can he ever do...?
___

"Meanwhile, Toffee was making a getaway."

You may be one of the strongest Archers, Atalanta, but your power is of no use to me.
___

"Jenny activates volleys of missiles to dispatch them."

If you're not gonna play by the rules, then neither will I!
___

"It tries to curl up into a ball to hide, which would make it resemble a very small flower bush, but it is unable to."

"It injured it's hind leg, likely while trying to run from the Snatcher....Who's left by now."

Zelda: "I hope he wins..."
---
Blake: Atalanta...? We're in trouble...
---
-they were a distraction anyway, as Coyle went for Max Brass again-
---
Byleth: "...Oh, you poor little thing..."

Drakkon: "I'll give you credit, ******* of King Arthur, you're the first that managed to do something to me. A shame it took a lot of magical power in you"
Mordred: "Shut it, I can still fight"
---
-Many bodies come from the ground and grabbed their ankles-

Kama: "My, my~ How stupid you are~! Are you sure you are a Divine Spirit? And I also expected more from your chosen hero" :V
---
-Aw...-
Artemis: "Blake?"
---
Chrono: "I am obliged by the law to give you a chance to explain yourself. Give yourself up, and I won't use force" -not dumb tho, still more than ready to prepare a magic circle to shield himself and charging an ice shot-

-Link slashes the bomb to send it to Drakkon again... and blows it up-
---
Palutena: -smirked- "You really think I came alone?"

-it's then that one of the bodies were sniped by Pittoo from really far, using his staff-
---
Blake: "Yes?"
---
Kamui: "I just want to kill everyone. It's what my searing, boiling blood compels me to do. To kill everyone who stands in my way using the full power I have been granted as a child of a First Dragon~"

-does Chrono recognize Kamui as Kanna's mother?-

Scientist uses her hacking skills to promptly defuse it remotely, saving the human just in time, to Metalplier's frustation, cursing them both."

"He doesn't curse his eight wonderful subscribers, though."
___

(Sure is! Patxi introduced it to me.)

Jaune: "Phew..."
---
Weiss: "It seems very... childish..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "Phew..."
---
Weiss: "It seems very... childish..."

"Crisis averted thanks to her..."
___

(Is...is it a bad thing...?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Crisis averted thanks to her..."
___

(Is...is it a bad thing...?)

Jaune: "What a relief..."
---
Weiss: "I... don't think so?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "What a relief..."
---
Weiss: "I... don't think so?"

"What are his thoughts on this scientist?"
___

(I just think it's a funny cartoon...Kind of uplifting, too...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"What are his thoughts on this scientist?"
___

(I just think it's a funny cartoon...Kind of uplifting, too...)

Jaune: "A life saver..."
---
Weiss: "Fair enough."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "A life saver..."
---
Weiss: "Fair enough."

"She's trying to stop her own creation, and she's succeeding, even if she's nervous much of the time."
___

"And besides, just because something looks childish at first doesn't necessarily mean there isn't any layer of depth to it. Winter must like it for a good reason, right?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And they pretty much know what she's thinking because of this sight."
___

"Good question..."
___

"FOLLOW UP ROCK TOMB!"
___

"Lancer listens with intent and excitement!"

-And what do they think of it?-
---
-Anything they hold?-
---
-DODGING-
Koragg: "Your dog is becoming too predictable..."
---
Roberts: "My last battle was when I lost my life as well. It was very sudden, but I can't claim I hold regrets"

What can he ever do...?
___

"Meanwhile, Toffee was making a getaway."

You may be one of the strongest Archers, Atalanta, but your power is of no use to me.
___

"Jenny activates volleys of missiles to dispatch them."

If you're not gonna play by the rules, then neither will I!
___

"It tries to curl up into a ball to hide, which would make it resemble a very small flower bush, but it is unable to."

"It injured it's hind leg, likely while trying to run from the Snatcher....Who's left by now."

Zelda: "I hope he wins..."
---
Blake: Atalanta...? We're in trouble...
---
-they were a distraction anyway, as Coyle went for Max Brass again-
---
Byleth: "...Oh, you poor little thing..."

-He goes to Nazarick's Treasury along Albedo and Yuri, there they see by surprise... Albedo's creator?!-

Hayate: "Huh? So another one?"

-Ainz however, knew better and told him to go back to his true form-

-This is the sole NPC Ainz created, a doppelganger named Pandora's Actor... and he presents himself in an overly dramatic and lous manner-

Hayate: "They got Mamoru Miyano for this?!" -the voice actor of Light Yagami-
-------------------
Atalanta: "I still can't let you get away" What now?

-Kama is attacking with various bodies directing their vajras at high speeds towards them, trying to trap them in spots where they can be shot with love arrows-
-------------------
-That is fair, I think-
-------------------
Guifei: "Don't worry, you will be safe with us~"

-Link slashes the bomb to send it to Drakkon again... and blows it up-
---
Palutena: -smirked- "You really think I came alone?"

-it's then that one of the bodies were sniped by Pittoo from really far, using his staff-
---
Blake: "Yes?"
---
Kamui: "I just want to kill everyone. It's what my searing, boiling blood compels me to do. To kill everyone who stands in my way using the full power I have been granted as a child of a First Dragon~"

-does Chrono recognize Kamui as Kanna's mother?-

-It backs him up slightly, but quickly got back on foot-
-----
Kama: "Ah, yes, the edgy one. I was only gonna go for the one you like to toy with, but if you insist, I will charm him as well~" -a body appears beind Dark Pit and shot an arrow-
-----
Artemis: "What happened?" -worried tone-
-----
-Why would he care of that?- :V

Chrono: "It's in my obligation to detain you in that case" -he sets up his Device, Durandal- "Ring Bind!" -rings of mana with Mid-Childan inscriptions appear around her wrists and ankles, trying to keep her in place- I will attempt to hold her in. I'll send you the coordinates.

Lindy: Thank you. "Palutena we- Eh?" -the goddess went off to Kama-

Tiki: "...This is bad"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"She's trying to stop her own creation, and she's succeeding, even if she's nervous much of the time."
___

"And besides, just because something looks childish at first doesn't necessarily mean there isn't any layer of depth to it. Winter must like it for a good reason, right?"

Jaune: "She's doing a good job."
---
-right... so she watches-

-It backes him up slightly, but quickly got back on foot-
-----
Kama: "Ah, yes, the edgy one. I was only gonna go for the one you like to toy with, but if you insist, I will charm him as well~" -a body appears beind Dark Pit and shot an arrow-
-----
Artemis: "What happened?" -worried tone-
-----
-Why would he care of that?- :V

Chrono: "It's in my obligation to detain you in that case" -he sets up his Device, Durandal- "Ring Bind!" -rings of mana with Mid-Childan inscriptions appear around her wrists and ankles, trying to keep her in place- I will attempt to hold her in. I'll send you the coordinates.

Lindy: Thank you. "Palutena we- Eh?" -the goddess went off to Kama-

Tiki: "...This is bad"

-then arrows from Kimberly?-
---
-he blocked it with the staff!-
---
Blake: "I agreed to a trip with your mother."
---
-Kamui unleashed another breath beam... but this time it was a dark smoke that can weaken anyone near it other than herself-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-then arrows from Kimberly?-
---
-he blocked it with the staff!-
---
Blake: "I agreed to a trip with your mother."
---
-Kamui unleashed another breath beam... but this time it was a dark smoke that can weaken anyone near it other than herself-

-They also are pushing him off-
-----
-The Kamas giggle all at once as they sent dark energy sphers towards the three Angel Landians-
-----
Artemis is Artemis's mom? :V
-----
-The few random generic mages remaining feel much more weakened, Chrono only spared for being on a longer range, and doesn't wastes time, doing a series of fast-shooting rays-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And what do they think of it?-
---
-Anything they hold?-
---
-DODGING-
Koragg: "Your dog is becoming too predictable..."
---
Roberts: "My last battle was when I lost my life as well. It was very sudden, but I can't claim I hold regrets"

"They both just shot her annoyed looks while being hugged by Semi."
___

"Nothing on Alphys side that she can think of, and she isn't willing to part with the telescope."
___

(Maybe I need to start using less offense moves...)

___

You lived a fulled live as a pirate!

Jaune: "She's doing a good job."
---
-right... so she watches-

"She continues to aid him as he encounters more puzzles and steam vent mazes in Coldland."
___

(This one's one of my favorite episodes!)

"Skeleton overlord Lord Hater is facing off against his rival Emperor Awesome in a battle to obtain the power of a wish, granted by a star being of infinite power that only awakens once a millennium when the planets of the galaxy are all perfectly aligned."

Zelda: "I hope he wins..."
---
Blake: Atalanta...? We're in trouble...
---
-they were a distraction anyway, as Coyle went for Max Brass again-
---
Byleth: "...Oh, you poor little thing..."

-He goes to Nazarick's Treasury along Albedo and Yuri, there they see by surprise... Albedo's creator?!-

Hayate: "Huh? So another one?"

-Ainz however, knew better and told him to go back to his true form-

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-This is the sole NPC Ainz created, a doppelganger named Pandora's Actor... and he presents himself in an overly dramatic and lous manner-

Hayate: "They got Mamoru Miyano for this?!" -the voice actor of Light Yagami-
-------------------
Atalanta: "I still can't let you get away" What now?

-Kama is attacking with various bodies directing their vajras at high speeds towards them, trying to trap them in spots where they can be shot with love arrows-
-------------------
-That is fair, I think-
-------------------
Guifei: "Don't worry, you will be safe with us~"

I'm not sure if this is a dramatically different role for him or not...

Character design's pretty rad!
___

(And neither can I...)

"Kama just got much stronger...Toffee must have provided her with more mana."
___

Oh no you don't!

"Flies after Coyle, actually extending her arm out past her as she does so to ambush Coyle with a hammer smack to the face"
___

"...It seems a little bit more trusting of the two, thanks to the gentle and affectionate ways of speaking to it, so it's slowly starting to crawl back out."

"Still, it needs a healer."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-This is the sole NPC Ainz created, a doppelganger named Pandora's Actor... and he presents himself in an overly dramatic and lous manner-

Hayate: "They got Mamoru Miyano for this?!" -the voice actor of Light Yagami-
-------------------
Atalanta: "I still can't let you get away" What now?

-Kama is attacking with various bodies directing their vajras at high speeds towards them, trying to trap them in spots where they can be shot with love arrows-
-------------------
-That is fair, I think-
-------------------
Guifei: "Don't worry, you will be safe with us~"

I'm not sure if this is a dramatically different role for him or not...

Character design's pretty rad!
___

(And neither can I...)

"Kama just got much stronger...Toffee must have provided her with more mana."
___

Oh no you don't!

"Flies after Coyle, actually extending her arm out past her as she does so to ambush Coyle with a hammer smack to the face"
___

"...It seems a little bit more trusting of the two, thanks to the gentle and affectionate ways of speaking to it, so it's slowly starting to crawl back out."

"Still, it needs a healer."

I like it
---
Blake: Kama got stronger...
---
-she teleported away-

Coyle: -unseen, but can still be heard- "You speak too loudly." -appears to punch her!-
---
Byleth: "It needs healing..." -hands glow a faint light, indicating healing magecraft-

-They also are pushing him off-
-----
-The Kamas giggle all at once as they sent dark energy sphers towards the three Angel Landians-
-----
Artemis is Artemis's mom? :V
-----
-The few random generic mages remaining feel much more weakened, Chrono only spared for being on a longer range, and doesn't wastes time, doing a series of fast-shooting rays-

-Shock Arrow from Link-
---
-REFLECT BARRIER-
---
-I misread lmao-

Blake: "...I... was thinking of my mother..."
---
-with how busted Fallen Corrin is in FEH, she's basically just tanking those hits-

"She continues to aid him as he encounters more puzzles and steam vent mazes in Coldland."
___

(This one's one of my favorite episodes!)

"Skeleton overlord Lord Hater is facing off against his rival Emperor Awesome in a battle to obtain the power of a wish, granted by a star being of infinite power that only awakens once a millennium when the planets of the galaxy are all perfectly aligned."

-indeed-
---
Weiss: -watching-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-indeed-
---
Weiss: -watching-

"Also he comes across Arial on another one of her stations."

"She's selling corn dogs that allow the player to recover HP."

___

"Lord Hater's epic speech about the story of this being of infinite power and how he'll be the one to obtain the one wish it grants is interrupted by Wander who thinks he's here just to watch the planets align. Wander even packed a picnic for it."

"The skeletal overlord just shoots him a strained one-eyed death glare, struggling to ignore him as he attempts to continue his speech...And Wander, setting up a picnic across the canyon, just interrupts it several times more, seemingly oblivious to Hater's actual intentions and driving him mad in the process."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They both just shot her annoyed looks while being hugged by Semi."
___

"Nothing on Alphys side that she can think of, and she isn't willing to part with the telescope."
___

(Maybe I need to start using less offense moves...)

___

You lived a fulled live as a pirate!

-It stuck its tongue out at them-
---
Aya: "I only have a few fruit..."
---
-Perhaps-
-Koragg gets on the horse-
---
Roberts: "Correct, thoug every now and then, I ponder on how it'd be to return to sail in peace and quiet like when I was a mere sailor"

I'm not sure if this is a dramatically different role for him or not...

Character design's pretty rad!
___

(And neither can I...)

"Kama just got much stronger...Toffee must have provided her with more mana."
___

Oh no you don't!

"Flies after Coyle, actually extending her arm out past her as she does so to ambush Coyle with a hammer smack to the face"
___

"...It seems a little bit more trusting of the two, thanks to the gentle and affectionate ways of speaking to it, so it's slowly starting to crawl back out."

"Still, it needs a healer."

I like it
---
Blake: Kama got stronger...
---
-she teleported away-

Coyle: -unseen, but can still be heard- "You speak too loudly." -appears to punch her!-
---
Byleth: "It needs healing..." -hands glow a faint light, indicating healing magecraft-

-Ainz is clearly way too embarrassed of his behavior, which can be summed up as Megumin without an obssession with explosions-

Hayate: "...I like him"
---
Atalanta: Wait, what?

-Her bodies were now tanking much more hits each-

Kama: -To Toffee- Okay, so that green goddess appeared to defend her little angel toy... But the idiot is so blinded by her own affections she's still trying to stop me, now their leaders are either murdering or too distracted~!
---
-Oh woah-
---
-Guifei ready to pat once the healing is done-

-Shock Arrow from Link-
---
-REFLECT BARRIER-
---
-I misread lmao-

Blake: "...I... was thinking of my mother..."
---
-with how busted Fallen Corrin is in FEH, she's basically just tanking those hits-

-Reflected by sword swing-
---
-Kama dodged each smugly, and kept shooting at them-
---
Artemis: "...Oh, I'm sorry"
---
-She still binded tho, unless she attempts to break free-

Chrono: I will need some assistance.

Lindy: I will try to contact Yuuno to get there... "You are a dragon, can't you stop her?"

Tiki: "...I don't want to kill her"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Also he comes across Arial on another one of her stations."

"She's selling corn dogs that allow the player to recover HP."

___

"Lord Hater's epic speech about the story of this being of infinite power and how he'll be the one to obtain the one wish it grants is interrupted by Wander who thinks he's here just to watch the planets align. Wander even packed a picnic for it."

"The skeletal overlord just shoots him a strained one-eyed death glare, struggling to ignore him as he attempts to continue his speech...And Wander, setting up a picnic across the canyon, just interrupts it several times more, seemingly oblivious to Hater's actual intentions and driving him mad in the process."

Jaune: "Convenient..."
---
-LMAO-

-Reflected by sword swing-
---
-Kama dodged each smugly, and kept shooting at them-
---
Artemis: "...Oh, I'm sorry"
---
-She still binded tho, unless she attempts to break free-

Chrono: I will need some assistance.

Lindy: I will try to contact Yuuno to get there... "You are a dragon, can't you stop her?"

Tiki: "...I don't want to kill her"

-it connected with the sword and conducted electricity anyway?-
---
-Pittoo tried to dodge the arrows and rush at Kama using ELECTROSHOCK Arm-
---
Blake: "Don't be..."
---
-she absolutely does!-

-Lindy wonders why not?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-it connected with the sword and conducted electricity anyway?-
---
-Pittoo tried to dodge the arrows and rush at Kama using ELECTROSHOCK Arm-
---
Blake: "Don't be..."
---
-she absolutely does!-

-Lindy wonders why not?-

-Still not enough to paralyze-
---
-That body was hit by it, but doesn't stops another from doing a shot-
---
-She hugs her-
---
-Freeing herself from the binds-

Lindy "What do you mean?"
Tiki: "My power is too high against others of my kin... I could end killing her accidentally"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-It stuck its tongue out at them-
---
Aya: "I only have a few fruit..."
---
-Perhaps-
-Koragg gets on the horse-
---
Roberts: "Correct, thoug every now and then, I ponder on how it'd be to return to sail in peace and quiet like when I was a mere sailor"

"They both rolled their eyes."
___

"Well, they could work with that as a plant."

"Trade accepted!"
___

"Rockruff used Double Team!"
___

It's never peaceful or quiet around here naymore....But maybe it can be again someday!

Jaune: "Convenient..."
---
-LMAO-

"He hasn't found many shops in this area, after all..."
___

"Evidently Wander interrupts Hater big plans just by driving him batty with interruptions and also by not taking him as an evil threat seriously, instead treating him like a friend."

"Hater can't stand that and seems to become his own worst enemy by focusing too much on the being that annoys him to death instead of the bigger picture. Even then, his lost patience and rage makes him unable to do anything to stop Wander. That seems to be the dynamic between the two characters."

"Winter was already giggling by this scene."

I like it
---
Blake: Kama got stronger...
---
-she teleported away-

Coyle: -unseen, but can still be heard- "You speak too loudly." -appears to punch her!-
---
Byleth: "It needs healing..." -hands glow a faint light, indicating healing magecraft-

-Ainz is clearly way too embarrassed of his behavior, which can be summed up as Megumin without an obssession with explosions-

Hayate: "...I like him"
---
Atalanta: Wait, what?

-Her bodies were now tanking much more hits each-

Kama: -To Toffee- Okay, so that green goddess appeared to defend her little angel toy... But the idiot is so blinded by her own affections she's still trying to stop me, now their leaders are either murdering or too distracted~!
---
-Oh woah-
---
-Guifei ready to pat once the healing is done-

So do I!
___

(Ata...?)

(It's pure chaos on their side...Unless they can come together and reunite, they won't last long at this rate.)
___

"Punched in the face and knocked back!"

"She charges at Coyle at high speeds, hair jet boosters activated!"
___

"Hind leg is healed and it slowly makes it's way out of the cage, curiously sniffing it's surroundings."