Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Coldland features many more puzzles and new mechanics like steam vents and shooting block moving + gallery-type puzzles."

"The scientist tries to provide advice or directions along the way without actually giving away exactly how to solve things."

"Elevators also exist for easier transportation, though elevator entrances from later locations have to be found and unlocked by the player first, before becoming usable."
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(...I want to keep improving. What else have you got?)

"Multiple Lancers at once, perhaps? She wants a genuine challenge, both to hone her skills and to prove herself"

Jaune: "...Then what's the point of the elevators?"
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Weiss: "I... think this should be it for now."

-A sword wave destroyed both arrows-
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Kama: "Cute how you're evading~" -another-
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Artemis: "Let's go to the Great Sea~!"

Link: "... Great..."
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-UPPERDASH ARM REFLECT-
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Blake: "Huh?"

-While that happened, the old guy managed to resurrect the zombie dragon, but Narberal smirked, revealing her true self and using powerful lightning magic to kill them-

-Everyone was awed from the awesomeness-
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Merlin: "I was thinking young Illy-"
Kama: "Oh, that one~?"

Atalanta: "SHUT UP!" -losing control-
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-And it didn't stop-
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Lily: "Well, we need to go deeper then!"

"Sparkly eyes"

Peridot: "Same"

"Undyne was just cheering on the sheer badassery of it all."
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"Kama..."

Looks like the lion's about to turn into a boar...

(Ata, STOP! Control yourself!)

"Actually nuzzled her right now."

"Toffee didn't interrupt. He doesn't see much to gain from having Ata go berserk right now, especially since he's still after Orion."
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"Jenny is fried and struck by cannon fire, but she still tries to kick him into an incoming cannonball."

"If Springtron's gonna keep fighting amidst the incoming fire, she might as well take advantage of the stage hazard herself."
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Moon: NO! "Pounded a wall in frustration"

What?!

Marco: Did you lie to us, bub?!

Of course not! I was put in charge of watching both of them, here! Lizard man must not have trusted me to prevent Princess Butterfly's rescue.

"Realizing that Toffee had a point in doing so, since the Snatcher did just lose a battle and hand a hostage over"
...

...Not. One. Word out of you people.

Zelda: "Whoa..."
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Blake: -gun in hand-
---
-and yes, Springtron is struck by the hazard, but is alright-
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Ingrid: -smug-

// Thought of a dumb way for Dark Samus to come back; a whole body made out of Ingrid's lost arm

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "...Then what's the point of the elevators?"
---
Weiss: "I... think this should be it for now."

"Easier transportation to previous areas and back."

"in case of minor side quests or the player wanting to return to certain shops."

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(...Oh.... Why's that? I really want to keep training...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Easier transportation to previous areas and back."

"in case of minor side quests or the player wanting to return to certain shops."

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(...Oh.... Why's that? I really want to keep training...)

-he didn't think of that-
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Weiss: "Maybe a small break first then?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-he didn't think of that-
---
Weiss: "Maybe a small break first then?"

"Evidently not :V"

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(...Okay, that's reasonable.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"More than they expected."
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Can do!
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"SCYTHE SLASH TO THE HELMET!"

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What a wild way to earn a promotion!

-Almost like how she is to their Trainer-
---
-Lusamine is silent-
---
-IT DAMAGED IT-
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Roberts: "I couldn't believe at the time, but adapted to it, earning the crew's loyalty"

"Sparkly eyes"

Peridot: "Same"

"Undyne was just cheering on the sheer badassery of it all."
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"Kama..."

Looks like the lion's about to turn into a boar...

(Ata, STOP! Control yourself!)

"Actually nuzzled her right now."

"Toffee didn't interrupt. He doesn't see much to gain from having Ata go berserk right now, especially since he's still after Orion."
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"Jenny is fried and struck by cannon fire, but she still tries to kick him into an incoming cannonball."

"If Springtron's gonna keep fighting amidst the incoming fire, she might as well take advantage of the stage hazard herself."
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Moon: NO! "Pounded a wall in frustration"

What?!

Marco: Did you lie to us, bub?!

Of course not! I was put in charge of watching both of them, here! Lizard man must not have trusted me to prevent Princess Butterfly's rescue.

"Realizing that Toffee had a point in doing so, since the Snatcher did just lose a battle and hand a hostage over"
...

...Not. One. Word out of you people.

Zelda: "Whoa..."
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Blake: -gun in hand-
---
-and yes, Springtron is struck by the hazard, but is alright-
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Ingrid: -smug-

// Thought of a dumb way for Dark Samus to come back; a whole body made out of Ingrid's lost arm

-As for Ainz, the necromancer stabbed his eyes... And then he revealed to her he was a skeleton, and proceeded to catch her in a hug that was slowly crushing her bones-
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Kama: "My, what are you doing~?" The three were grouped~ How easy~!
Orion/Merlin/King Hassan: "Evil of Humanity..."

-Indeed, but she's furious now-
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-The truck momentarily ceased fire-
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Guifei: "So now where?"

/I already was planning for her comeback, but that sounds badass

Link: "... Great..."
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-UPPERDASH ARM REFLECT-
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Blake: "Huh?"

Kimberly: "Knew it wasn't gonna be easy..."
Drakkon: "I'll take your Power Coin" -sword slash that was barely dodged-
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-They dodged-
Kama: "My, flustered~?"
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Artemis: "For a fun time~!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Evidently not :V"

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(...Okay, that's reasonable.)

-indeed...-
---
-BREAK TIME-

Kimberly: "Knew it wasn't gonna be easy..."
Drakkon: "I'll take your Power Coin" -sword slash that was barely dodged-
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-They dodged-
Kama: "My, flustered~?"
---
Artemis: "For a fun time~!"

Link: "Nothing is easy in Chaldea, but it's the right thing so it's worth it."
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Pit: "W-What?!"
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Blake: "I... what?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Almost like how she is to their Trainer-
---
-Lusamine is silent-
---
-IT DAMAGED IT-
---
Roberts: "I couldn't believe at the time, but adapted to it, earning the crew's loyalty"

"A loving, doting mother..."
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A-Are...Are you still up for this, Lusamine?
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"Repeat scythe spins!"
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Wooooow! "Sounding amazed"

-indeed...-
---
-BREAK TIME-

"Also many ice-themed enemies are met on the way."

"...Along with Yandereplane. :V"
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(Guess I'll watch more of that cartoon I like...)

Zelda: "Whoa..."
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Blake: -gun in hand-
---
-and yes, Springtron is struck by the hazard, but is alright-
---
Ingrid: -smug-

// Thought of a dumb way for Dark Samus to come back; a whole body made out of Ingrid's lost arm

-As for Ainz, the necromancer stabbed his eyes... And then he revealed to her he was a skeleton, and proceeded to catch her in a hug that was slowly crushing her bones-
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Kama: "My, what are you doing~?" The three were grouped~ How easy~!
Orion/Merlin/King Hassan: "Evil of Humanity..."

-Indeed, but she's furious now-
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-The truck momentarily ceased fire-
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Guifei: "So now where?"

/I already was planning for her comeback, but that sounds badass

"My characters were shocked..."
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(Predictable given the probable communications between Atalanta and Blake, the biggest problem was tracking then all down. Bring them to me alive one way or another.)

"Heshima was gently snuggling up.to her."

(Ata, please, don't lose yourself...Not now...)
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Ha! Take that!
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Moon: ...I don't know...

Ludo: Star is always somewhere, she has never been easy to defeat...

"RWB_ can hear something quietly whimpering nearby, and it clearly doesn't sound human."

/Then let's do it

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Every time I see Heshima's name, I think of Heihachi Mishima.

Was that the reference and I forgot?

-As for Ainz, the necromancer stabbed his eyes... And then he revealed to her he was a skeleton, and proceeded to catch her in a hug that was slowly crushing her bones-
--------
Kama: "My, what are you doing~?" The three were grouped~ How easy~!
Orion/Merlin/King Hassan: "Evil of Humanity..."

-Indeed, but she's furious now-
--------
-The truck momentarily ceased fire-
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Guifei: "So now where?"

"My characters were shocked..."
___

(Predictable given the probable communications between Atalanta and Blake, the biggest problem was tracking then all down. Bring them to me alive one way or another.)

"Heshima was gently snuggling up.to her."

(Ata, please, don't lose yourself...Not now...)
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Ha! Take that!
___

Moon: ...I don't know...

Ludo: Star is always somewhere, she has never been easy to defeat...

"RWB_ can hear something quietly whimpering nearby, and it clearly doesn't sound human."

/Then let's do it

THE HUG OF DEATH!
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Blake: "...We're going to stop you."
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-ROBOTIC BATTLE CRY before doing another punch-
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Ingrid: "If I had to make a guess, I'm thinking he'd want her to be close to him so she doesn't ruin things. And what could possibly be closer than the very magic he's corrupting?"

Rook: "So she'd literally be bathing in that lizard's vile darkness?"

Byleth: "Oh dear..."

"Also many ice-themed enemies are met on the way."

"...Along with Yandereplane. :V"
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(Guess I'll watch more of that cartoon I like...)

-that sounds dangerous-
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"I'll make some snacks!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Every time I see Heshima's name, I think of Heihachi Mishima.

Was that the reference and I forgot?

-that sounds dangerous-
---
"I'll make some snacks!"

It was actually just me following the Lion King's habit of giving it's characters swahili names .

"It is very dangerous."

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Weiss' name wasn't written?

(Okay!) "Tails wagging"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

It was actually just me following the Lion King's habit of giving it's characters swahili names .

"It is very dangerous."

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Weiss' name wasn't written?

(Okay!) "Tails wagging"

Well, now it has another meaning to me. And it's too fitting because Heihachi has moves with Thunder/Lightning/Electric in its name

-Jaune scared-
---
-you knew it was her, so I won't bother fixing it :V

Weiss: -......doesn't know how to cook-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Well, now it has another meaning to me. And it's too fitting because Heihachi has moves with Thunder/Lightning/Electric in its name

-Jaune scared-
---
-you knew it was her, so I won't bother fixing it :V

Weiss: -......doesn't know how to cook-

Well, it works.That's a pretty strong coincidence...

"And how is a borderline literal airplane even a monster?!"
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Fair enough lol

"Her butlers always cooked for her, then she's largely eaten what Chaldea's kitchen staff has made after that. Cooking was one skill she never learned in any capacity..."

"...But she's Weiss Schnee! Surely she's more than capable.of fixing up something simple but suitable for her beloved and spoiled Pokemon!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Link: "Nothing is easy in Chaldea, but it's the right thing so it's worth it."
---
Pit: "W-What?!"
---
Blake: "I... what?"

Kimberly: "So, have a plan?"
---
-She wasted no more time and shot more-
---
Artemis: "I said let's go to the Great Sea!"

"A loving, doting mother..."
___

A-Are...Are you still up for this, Lusamine?
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"Repeat scythe spins!"
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Wooooow! "Sounding amazed"

-An overbearing one too-
---
Lusamine: "Uh, yes. I'm just... Mentally preparing"
---
-The horse goes to him... but Scáthach stopped it!-
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Roberts: "I don't want to sound too boisterous, but history tends to regard me as one of the greatest from the Age of Piracy"
Charlotte: "To be honest, I expected a pirate to be more of a brute than how well-mannered you are..."

"My characters were shocked..."
___

(Predictable given the probable communications between Atalanta and Blake, the biggest problem was tracking then all down. Bring them to me alive one way or another.)

"Heshima was gently snuggling up.to her."

(Ata, please, don't lose yourself...Not now...)
___

Ha! Take that!
___

Moon: ...I don't know...

Ludo: Star is always somewhere, she has never been easy to defeat...

"RWB_ can hear something quietly whimpering nearby, and it clearly doesn't sound human."

/Then let's do it

THE HUG OF DEATH!
---
Blake: "...We're going to stop you."
---
-ROBOTIC BATTLE CRY before doing another punch-
---
Ingrid: "If I had to make a guess, I'm thinking he'd want her to be close to him so she doesn't ruin things. And what could possibly be closer than the very magic he's corrupting?"

Rook: "So she'd literally be bathing in that lizard's vile darkness?"

Byleth: "Oh dear..."

-Ainz is basically giving her a taste of her own medicine, giving her a slow and painful death while she screams and tries to stab him more, obviously failing at giving any damage-

-Once he's done, he says to her now crushed corpse "By the way, I forgot to mention it, but... I am a hypocrite"-
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Kama: As you wish~
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-CANNON SHOT-
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Guifei: "That sounds so so gross..."

-And what would that be...?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-An overbearing one too-
---
Lusamine: "Uh, yes. I'm just... Mentally preparing"
---
-The horse goes to him... but Scáthach stopped it!-
---
Roberts: "I don't want to sound too boisterous, but history tends to regard me as one of the greatest from the Age of Piracy"
Charlotte: "To be honest, I expected a pirate to be more of a brute than how well-mannered you are..."

"They don't regret calling her mom, but they also didn't expect her to suddenly be do overbearing "
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A-Are you sure you alright...?
___

"To Specter Knight's surprise."

"And Rockruff used Bite on the horse's leg moments later."
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Maybe he carried over the traits and virtues of a gentleman from his days as a sailor!

Every time I see Heshima's name, I think of Heihachi Mishima.

Was that the reference and I forgot?



THE HUG OF DEATH!
---
Blake: "...We're going to stop you."
---
-ROBOTIC BATTLE CRY before doing another punch-
---
Ingrid: "If I had to make a guess, I'm thinking he'd want her to be close to him so she doesn't ruin things. And what could possibly be closer than the very magic he's corrupting?"

Rook: "So she'd literally be bathing in that lizard's vile darkness?"

Byleth: "Oh dear..."

-Ainz iss basically giving her a taste of her own medicine, giving her a slow and painful death while she screams and tries to stab him more, obviously failing at giving any damage-

-Once he's done, he says to her now crushed corpse "By the way, I forgot to mention it, but... I am a hypocrite"-
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Kama: As you wish~
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-CANNON SHOT-
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Guifei: "That sounds so so gross..."

-And what would that be...?-

DAMN! He may be evil, but she totally deserved that fate.

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(Take your time, but be cautious. The fritz should make dealing with them easier, but Hassan didn't earn his reputation for nothing.)

Ata didn't reply.
___

"She blocks the punch and tries to fly out of the way from the cannon fire!"
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"And they know what the Realm of Magic looks like...But none of them know yet that Toffee is part of it, now...if they did, they'd know that defeating Toffee's physical double here would be truly fruitless."

"Will explain further in the next post since this was unreplied:"

"RWB_ can hear something quietly whimpering nearby, and it clearly doesn't sound human."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well, it works.That's a pretty strong coincidence...

"And how is a borderline literal airplane even a monster?!"
___

Fair enough lol

"Her butlers always cooked for her, then she's largely eaten what Chaldea's kitchen staff has made after that. Cooking was one skill she never learned in any capacity..."

"...But she's Weiss Schnee! Surely she's more than capable.of fixing up something simple but suitable for her beloved and spoiled Pokemon!"

Jaune: "I'm confused..."
---
-spoiler alert; she isn't- :V

-she actually managed to burn water-

Kimberly: "So, have a plan?"
---
-She wasted no more time and shot more-
---
Artemis: "I said let's go to the Great Sea!"

Link: "I never do."

-she misinterprets it as "Drakkon can't figure out what our plan is if we don't have any"? :V-
---
-he kept on dodging, having fast reflexes-
---
Blake: "...But why?"

-Ainz iss basically giving her a taste of her own medicine, giving her a slow and painful death while she screams and tries to stab him more, obviously failing at giving any damage-

-Once he's done, he says to her now crushed corpse "By the way, I forgot to mention it, but... I am a hypocrite"-
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Kama: As you wish~
------
-CANNON SHOT-
------
Guifei: "That sounds so so gross..."

-And what would that be...?-

DAMN! He may be evil, but she totally deserved that fate.

___

(Take your time, but be cautious. The fritz should make dealing with them easier, but Hassan didn't earn his reputation for nothing.)

Ata didn't reply.
___

"She blocks the punch and tries to fly out of the way from the cannon fire!"
___

"And they know what the Realm of Magic looks like...But none of them know yet that Toffee is part of it, now...if they did, they'd know that defeating Toffee's physical double here would be truly fruitless."

"Will explain further in the next post since this was unreplied:"

Zelda: "Wade was right... a hug of death."
---
-Hassan can still kill Kama in one hit because he is death itself and the concept of death is not a magical one?-
---
-Springtron grabbed her fist!-
---
Ruby: "...Did anyone else hear that?"

Weiss: "Hear what?"

Blake: "I heard it too."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "I'm confused..."
---
-spoiler alert; she isn't- :V

-she actually managed to burn water-

"Every area in the game has at least one "weird" monster that stands out among the rest. :V"
___

"She's as hopeless with cooking as Rin is with technology..."

"The oblivious Winter was patiently waiting for snacks."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They don't regret calling her mom, but they also didn't expect her to suddenly be do overbearing "
___

A-Are you sure you alright...?
___

"To Specter Knight's surprise."

"And Rockruff used Bite on the horse's leg moments later."
___

Maybe he carried over the traits and virtues of a gentleman from his days as a sailor!

-Then again she looks over her other kid a lot-
---
Lusamine: "I just haven't done something like this since... Did I ever do this?"
---
-Not much is done since it's armored-
---
Roberts: "That's what I tried to do in fact, stablishing a code of conduct, a few of the treasures we took were more by negotiations rather than stealing, though those cases were rare"

DAMN! He may be evil, but she totally deserved that fate.

___

(Take your time, but be cautious. The fritz should make dealing with them easier, but Hassan didn't earn his reputation for nothing.)

Ata didn't reply.
___

"She blocks the punch and tries to fly out of the way from the cannon fire!"
___

"And they know what the Realm of Magic looks like...But none of them know yet that Toffee is part of it, now...if they did, they'd know that defeating Toffee's physical double here would be truly fruitless."

"Will explain further in the next post since this was unreplied:"

Zelda: "Wade was right... a hug of death."
---
-Hassan can still kill Kama in one hit because he is death itself and the concept of death is not a magical one?-
---
-Springtron grabbed her fist!-
---
Ruby: "...Did anyone else hear that?"

Weiss: "Hear what?"

Blake: "I heard it too."

-After being rescued, Nfirea is even more loyal to Ainz now, and his crafting of potions makes it so Ainz assign the NPCs that he should be thr priority to protect of his village-
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Kama: Yeah, I know.
King Hassan: "Evil of Humanity, surely thy must be aware of what my Noble Phantasm effects. However, thy don't seem to have any fear"
Kama: -Giggles- "Why would I? I will disappear for good once this fritz is done for... But Shiva and Parvati would go down with me. What is there to lose~? Your Concept of Death is not something I'm afraid of knowing that!"

Atalanta: "I... I don't know!"
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-Making the shot succeed-
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Guifei: "Like?"

Link: "I never do."

-she misinterprets it as "Drakkon can't figure out what our plan is if we don't have any"? :V-
---
-he kept on dodging, having fast reflexes-
---
Blake: "...But why?"

Kimberly: Oh, I see, brilliant idea!

-Basically-
---
Kama: "You will get tired at some point~" -she doesn't stops-
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Artemis: "To have a good time~!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Then again she looks over her other kid a lot-
---
Lusamine: "I just haven't done something like this since... Did I ever do this?"
---
-Not much is done since it's armored-
---
Roberts: "That's what I tried to do in fact, stablishing a code of conduct, a few of the treasures we took were more by negotiations rather than stealing, though those cases were rare"

"They should've expected this :V"
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I...wouldn't know...

"Actually honest answer since she isn't sure if Lusamine ever did much sea travel besides going between each island that made up Alola."
___

"He hopped away from it to use Rock Tomb!"

"And Specter Knight try to hack at it with his scythe!"
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Even pirates have to have honor and respect!

Zelda: "Wade was right... a hug of death."
---
-Hassan can still kill Kama in one hit because he is death itself and the concept of death is not a magical one?-
---
-Springtron grabbed her fist!-
---
Ruby: "...Did anyone else hear that?"

Weiss: "Hear what?"

Blake: "I heard it too."

-After being rescued, Nfirea is even more loyal to Ainz now, and his crafting of potions makes it so Ainz assign the NPCs that he should be thr priority to protect of his village-
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Kama: Yeah, I know.
King Hassan: "Evil of Humanity, surely thy must be aware of what my Noble Phantasm effects. However, thy don't seem to have any fear"
Kama: -Giggles- "Why would I? I will disappear for good once this fritz is done for... But Shiva and Parvati would go down with me. What is there to lose~? Your Concept of Death is not something I'm afraid of knowing that!"

Atalanta: "I... I don't know!"
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-Making the shot succeed-
------
Guifei: "Like?"

Clever...His work has benefited him greatly...
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(As long as Hassan never gets the upper hand, you should be clear to take them all. Orion is powerful, but nothing you can't easily handle, and Merlin is by the far the weakest of them right now.)

"Heshima refused to leave her side her until she calmed down, at least enough for her to not go feral."
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CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP! "Hit!"
___

It's nothing! Ignore whatever imaginary sounds you're hearing!

"Whimpering is coming from a cage sized for a small animal."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Every area in the game has at least one "weird" monster that stands out among the rest. :V"
___

"She's as hopeless with cooking as Rin is with technology..."

"The oblivious Winter was patiently waiting for snacks."

-it's a fun running gag-
---
-smoke detector beeping-

Kimberly: Oh, I see, brilliant idea!

-Basically-
---
Kama: "You will get tired at some point~" -she doesn't stops-
---
Artemis: "To have a good time~!"

-KEK-
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-PALU BEAMU-
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Blake: "Oh, I see..."
---
-the Fallen Kamui was tearing through anything that got in her way-

-be it Chaldean enforcers or member of Toffee's army, it mattered not-

-fully taken over by her biological father's blood, the dragon seeked the death of all life-

-After being rescued, Nfirea is even more loyal to Ainz now, and his crafting of potions makes it so Ainz assign the NPCs that he should be thr priority to protect of his village-
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Kama: Yeah, I know.
King Hassan: "Evil of Humanity, surely thy must be aware of what my Noble Phantasm effects. However, thy don't seem to have any fear"
Kama: -Giggles- "Why would I? I will disappear for good once this fritz is done for... But Shiva and Parvati would go down with me. What is there to lose~? Your Concept of Death is not something I'm afraid of knowing that!"

Atalanta: "I... I don't know!"
------
-Making the shot succeed-
------
Guifei: "Like?"

Clever...His work has benefited him greatly...
___

(As long as Hassan never gets the upper hand, you should be clear to take them all. Orion is powerful, but nothing you can't easily handle, and Merlin is by the far the weakest of them right now.)

"Heshima refused to leave her side her until she calmed down, at least enough for her to not go feral."
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CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP! "Hit!"
___

It's nothing! Ignore whatever imaginary sounds you're hearing!

"Whimpering is coming from a cage sized for a small animal."

Zelda: "Indeed it had..."
---
Blake: "We'll cover your back, Hassan."
---
-Max Brass rushes in!-
---
Qrow: "I hear it now too. Looks like it's from this cage."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-it's a fun running gag-
---
-smoke detector beeping-

"It certainly is."

"Eventually he manages to spare it...but it was scary."
___

(...Smoke alarm?)

(...FIRE!)

"Immediately runs to her trainer's aid!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"It certainly is."

"Eventually he manages to spare it...but it was scary."
___

(...Smoke alarm?)

(...FIRE!)

"Immediately runs to her trainer's aid!"

-literally :V-
---
-she sees a struggling Weiss as the Arma Gigas uses the fire extinguisher-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-literally :V-
---
-she sees a struggling Weiss as the Arma Gigas uses the fire extinguisher-

"But at least it's over for now..."

"...And look at that, another pitch-black room that the scientist has to light up for him."
___

(Weiss, what happened?!)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"But at least it's over for now..."

"...And look at that, another pitch-black room that the scientist has to light up for him."
___

(Weiss, what happened?!)

-which she does?-
---
Weiss: "I tried to cook..."

-Winter sees the burning water-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-which she does?-
---
Weiss: "I tried to cook..."

-Winter sees the burning water-

"She does."

"The human is now being displayed on a monitor that's in a news station's rooms, with Metalplier serving as the anchor."

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"Saying she looked flabbergasted would be an understatement."

(...How did you...? Fire...water...burn...?!)

(...That doesn't make any sense!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They should've expected this :V"
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I...wouldn't know...

"Actually honest answer since she isn't sure if Lusamine ever did much sea travel besides going between each island that made up Alola."
___

"He hopped away from it to use Rock Tomb!"

"And Specter Knight try to hack at it with his scythe!"
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Even pirates have to have honor and respect!

-Frankly... Yeah, pretty much- :V
----
Lusamine: "...Just give me five minutes"
----
-Both dodged, as it tries to go protect its Master-
----
Roberts: "Of course though, we also had to do a number of shady stuff. That's not something I'll cover up, pirates are such"

Clever...His work has benefited him greatly...
___

(As long as Hassan never gets the upper hand, you should be clear to take them all. Orion is powerful, but nothing you can't easily handle, and Merlin is by the far the weakest of them right now.)

"Heshima refused to leave her side her until she calmed down, at least enough for her to not go feral."
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CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP! "Hit!"
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It's nothing! Ignore whatever imaginary sounds you're hearing!

"Whimpering is coming from a cage sized for a small animal."

Zelda: "Indeed it had..."
---
Blake: "We'll cover your back, Hassan."
---
-Max Brass rushes in!-
---
Qrow: "I hear it now too. Looks like it's from this cage."

Blackbeard: "We're already over half the first season too, man..."
---
Kama: "How cute... You all think you can win" -lots of dark energy spheres go to them!-

-It wwas too difficult to calm down currently-
---
-oh boi-
---
-They go look and see-

-KEK-
---
-PALU BEAMU-
---
Blake: "Oh, I see..."
---
-the Fallen Kamui was tearing through anything that got in her way-

-be it Chaldean enforcers or member of Toffee's army, it mattered not-

-fully taken over by her biological father's blood, the dragon seeked the death of all life-

Drakkon: -Walking to them-
---
Kama: "My, seems I made that green-haired bimbo mad~"
---
Artemis: "Isn't it great?!"
---
-Now where is she planning to go next?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Frankly... Yeah, pretty much- :V
----
Lusamine: "...Just give me five minutes"
----
-Both dodged, as it tries to go protect its Master-
----
Roberts: "Of course though, we also had to do a number of shady stuff. That's not something I'll cover up, pirates are such"

"Then Jack sees her mom treating them as such right now :V"
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Th-That's fine by me!
___

"Specter Knight threw his spinning scythe at them in a circular arc."
___

So are Drakkon's people, but they're pure evil bad guys to the core!

Zelda: "Indeed it had..."
---
Blake: "We'll cover your back, Hassan."
---
-Max Brass rushes in!-
---
Qrow: "I hear it now too. Looks like it's from this cage."

Blackbeard: "We're already over half the first season too, man..."
---
Kama: "How cute... You all think you can win" -lots of dark energy spheres go to them!-

-It wwas too difficult to calm down currently-
---
-oh boi-
---
-They go look and see-

It's going by too quickly!
___

"NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!"

(Please, I'm not being hurt anymore! Can't you see that?)

"The only reason Toffee isn't attacking them right now is because he knows Kama has already found Orion. With the Evil of Humanity on the job, Toffee has no reason to try and draw him out, for now."
___

Ugh...We need to take out those cannons!
___

Moon: We don't have time for this!

Pearl: With all due respect, your Majesty, please calm down. Someone or something else could be in dire need of help. I'm sure Star is still alright.

"At first glance, it looks like a very small hedgehog..."

"...It quickly becomes apparent that it's, in fact, a Pokemon. One that appears to be hurt, and terribly frightened."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Then Jack sees her mom treating them as such right now :V"
___

Th-That's fine by me!
___

"Specter Knight threw his spinning scythe at them in a circular arc."
___

So are Drakkon's people, but they're pure evil bad guys to the core!

Jack: Ah, that is good.
----
Aya: "Take what you need"
-The (biologically anyway) older woman nodded-
----
-Hitting both-
----
Roberts: "Hm, I wouldn't know. Not all of them seem inherently malicious"
Charlotte: "You'd be right, some are just here because it's all they can do..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: Ah, that is good.
----
Aya: "Take what you need"
-The (biologically anyway) older woman nodded-
----
-Hitting both-
----
Roberts: "Hm, I wouldn't know. Not all of them seem inherently malicious"
Charlotte: "You'd be right, some are just here because it's all they can do..."

"Her mom is treating her Pokemon like more adopted children!"
___

"Alphys agreed with Aya."
___

"As Specter Knight teleported around Koragg intending to slash the horse upon doing so."
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Oh, right! I meant more like the elite ones that are really important to him! Sorry!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"She does."

"The human is now being displayed on a monitor that's in a news station's rooms, with Metalplier serving as the anchor."

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"Saying she looked flabbergasted would be an understatement."

(...How did you...? Fire...water...burn...?!)

(...That doesn't make any sense!)

Jaune: "That game has a lot of personality..."
---
Weiss:

Drakkon: -Walking to them-
---
Kama: "My, seems I made that green-haired bimbo mad~"
---
Artemis: "Isn't it great?!"
---
-Now where is she planning to go next?-

-Link did some sword beams of his own, immediately taking a defensive stance after doing about three of them-
---
-Kama can see a reticle on herself-
---
Blake: "... I don't know..."
---
-she had no specific direction in mind right now, just kill whatever she meets-

Blackbeard: "We're already over half the first season too, man..."
---
Kama: "How cute... You all think you can win" -lots of dark energy spheres go to them!-

-It wwas too difficult to calm down currently-
---
-oh boi-
---
-They go look and see-

It's going by too quickly!
___

"NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!"

(Please, I'm not being hurt anymore! Can't you see that?)

"The only reason Toffee isn't attacking them right now is because he knows Kama has already found Orion. With the Evil of Humanity on the job, Toffee has no reason to try and draw him out, for now."
___

Ugh...We need to take out those cannons!
___

Moon: We don't have time for this!

Pearl: With all due respect, your Majesty, please calm down. Someone or something else could be in dire need of help. I'm sure Star is still alright.

"At first glance, it looks like a very small hedgehog..."

Zelda: "Indeed..."
---
-Blake dodges them with her Semblance-
---
Max: "I'll work on that!" -muscles expand- "MAX POWER!"
---
Byleth: -goes to it-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "That game has a lot of personality..."
---
Weiss:

"Especially this particular character. :V"

"He basically forces the player into the role of being the news station's field reporter, and has them go look for a newsworthy story in Eastern Coldland."
___

(...Weiss, do you not know how to cook? I thought you did...)

"Not like Winter knows how, either, because Pokemon, but still"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Especially this particular character. :V"

"He basically forces the player into the role of being the news station's field reporter, and has them go look for a newsworthy story in Eastern Coldland."
___

(...Weiss, do you not know how to cook? I thought you did...)

"Not like Winter knows how, either, because Pokemon, but still"

Jaune: "What?!"
---
Wess: "O-Of course I do! T-This is a flambe?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "What?!"
---
Wess: "O-Of course I do! T-This is a flambe?"

"Items he can make a report on include the cover of a gift box, a soccer ball, the cover for a new FNaF game, the script for A Heist with Metalplier, an ordinary glass of water, and Tiny Box Tim. "
___

(Oh...Is it ready yet? Can I try it?) "Displaying an eager smile as she wags her tails"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Items he can make a report on include the cover of a gift box, a soccer ball, the cover for a new FNaF game, the script for A Heist with Metalplier, an ordinary glass of water, and Tiny Box Tim. "
___

(Oh...Is it ready yet? Can I try it?) "Displaying an eager smile as she wags her tails"

LMAO THE HEIST
---
Weiss:

 

[KingofPhantoms]

LMAO THE HEIST
---
Weiss:

"Haven't watched it, still had to reference it."

___

"She actually believed that excuse..."

"...For now. But that also means she's eager to try the "flambe"."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Haven't watched it, still had to reference it."

___

"She actually believed that excuse..."

"...For now. But that also means she's eager to try the "flambe"."

It's so good.

It's also really weird, but that's the point
---
Weiss: -worried-

-and the Arma Gigas was using a fire extinguisher on the "flambe"-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

It's so good.

It's also really weird, but that's the point
---
Weiss: -worried-

-and the Arma Gigas was using a fire extinguisher on the "flambe"-

It's Markiplier, it being weird is practically a given lol.

But then again, it being quality entertainment is also a given.
___

(...Did you overcook it? Or is it just some...really extreme recipe?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

It's Markiplier, it being weird is practically a given lol.

But then again, it being quality entertainment is also a given.
___

(...Did you overcook it? Or is it just some...really extreme recipe?)

You should watch it some day.

It's basically "what if Markiplier had a budget?" so you get a LOT of stuff you'd never see in any Markiplier video ever.

-anyway, back to game?-
---
Weiss:

 

[KingofPhantoms]

You should watch it some day.

It's basically "what if Markiplier had a budget?" so you get a LOT of stuff you'd never see in any Markiplier video ever.

-anyway, back to game?-
---
Weiss:

Definitely gonna check it out sooner or later. His biggest projects always seem to be way higher quality than the rest of his videos.

"Yes, what does Jaune make a report on?"
___

(...Weiss, can I try the flambe or not?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Definitely gonna check it out sooner or later. His biggest projects always seem to be way higher quality than the rest of his videos.

"Yes, what does Jaune make a report on?"
___

(...Weiss, can I try the flambe or not?)

And I'd say Heist is his magnum opus.
---
Weiss: "There's... no flambe..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

And I'd say Heist is his magnum opus.
---
Weiss: "There's... no flambe..."

Something you'll be surprised if he ever outdoes it?

"Game wasn't replied to."
___

"Leaving Winter disappointed."

(Aw...)

(...Okay, seriously, what was that fire about?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Something you'll be surprised if he ever outdoes it?

"Game wasn't replied to."
___

"Leaving Winter disappointed."

(Aw...)

(...Okay, seriously, what was that fire about?)

I think it'd be hard to beat Heist in sheer scale and scope. But that doesn't mean he has to try to beat it, because big projects can still be good even if they don't top Heist. Unus Annus is a good example.

Jaune: "Huh?" -lost track of the game :V-
---
Weiss: "I have no idea..."