Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

I think it'd be hard to beat Heist in sheer scale and scope. But that doesn't mean he has to try to beat it, because big projects can still be good even if they don't top Heist. Unus Annus is a good example.

Jaune: "Huh?" -lost track of the game :V-
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Weiss: "I have no idea..."

Well said. And I still need to binge that channel while there's still time lol.

"NEWS REPORT"
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(...You don't know how to cook...)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well said. And I still need to binge that channel while there's still time lol.

"NEWS REPORT"
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(...You don't know how to cook...)

You have less than three months left, KoP. After that, it's gone forever.

Jaune: -trying to find a scoop-
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Weiss: "W-What?!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

You have less than three months left, KoP. After that, it's gone forever.

Jaune: -trying to find a scoop-
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Weiss: "W-What?!"

I SHALL COMPLETE IT IN TIME

...Counting the videos that interest me anyway lol. There'll probably be a handful of videos on there that just don't appeal. Same with every big channel I follow, really.

"Again, the items in the room include a gift box, soccer ball, new FNaF game, script for Heist, a glass of water and Tiny Box Tim."

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(If you do know how to cook, then why'd you lie about the flambe?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I SHALL COMPLETE IT IN TIME

...Counting the videos that interest me anyway lol. There'll probably be a handful of videos on there that just don't appeal. Same with every big channel I follow, really.

"Again, the items in the room include a gift box, soccer ball, new FNaF game, script for Heist, a glass of water and Tiny Box Tim."

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(If you do know how to cook, then why'd you lie about the flambe?)

DO IT NOW!

Jaune: -script is taken-
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Weiss: "I... um..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

DO IT NOW!

Jaune: -script is taken-
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Weiss: "I... um..."

OKAY

"Metalplier sees the script, and determines it's going to bomb..."

"...Because it contains an actual bomb."

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"Looking impatient for an answer"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

OKAY

"Metalplier sees the script, and determines it's going to bomb..."

"...Because it contains an actual bomb."

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"Looking impatient for an answer"

Jaune: "WHAT?!"
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-she sighs sadly-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "WHAT?!"
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-she sighs sadly-

"In fact, EVERY ITEM in the room is actually a bomb!"

"The soccer ball's a bomb!"

"Tiny Box Tim is a bomb!"

"Even Metalplier's words are "

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"Still waiting"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"In fact, EVERY ITEM in the room is actually a bomb!"

"The soccer ball's a bomb!"

"Tiny Box Tim is a bomb!"

"Even Metalplier's words are "

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"Still waiting"

-Michael Bay would be proud-
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Weiss: "I...never cooked anything..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Michael Bay would be proud-
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Weiss: "I...never cooked anything..."

"And he has to defuse them all!"

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(Then how did you-Ohhh, right, the...burnt water caused the fire...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Sorry, was busy with academic stuff.

"Her mom is treating her Pokemon like more adopted children!"
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"Alphys agreed with Aya."
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"As Specter Knight teleported around Koragg intending to slash the horse upon doing so."
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Oh, right! I meant more like the elite ones that are really important to him! Sorry!

Jack: "What did happen?"
Semiramis: "They're my kids now~!"
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Lusamine: "Give me a moment"
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-He received a hoof attack!-
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Roberts: "Oh, like who?"

It's going by too quickly!
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"NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!"

(Please, I'm not being hurt anymore! Can't you see that?)

"The only reason Toffee isn't attacking them right now is because he knows Kama has already found Orion. With the Evil of Humanity on the job, Toffee has no reason to try and draw him out, for now."
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Ugh...We need to take out those cannons!
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Moon: We don't have time for this!

Pearl: With all due respect, your Majesty, please calm down. Someone or something else could be in dire need of help. I'm sure Star is still alright.

"At first glance, it looks like a very small hedgehog..."

"...It quickly becomes apparent that it's, in fact, a Pokemon. One that appears to be hurt, and terribly frightened."

Zelda: "Indeed..."
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-Blake dodges them with her Semblance-
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Max: "I'll work on that!" -muscles expand- "MAX POWER!"
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Byleth: -goes to it-

-Next arc has it that Sebas, Solution and Shalltear were sent to a city in a nearby kingdom to gain more info on the world-
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-Orion knows he can't go Melee, so he'll use his bow instead-

Atalanta: "I-I'm sorry..."
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-Go, Max!-
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Guifei: "Oooooww~ What's this cute thing~?"

-Link did some sword beams of his own, immediately taking a defensive stance after doing about three of them-
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-Kama can see a reticle on herself-
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Blake: "... I don't know..."
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-she had no specific direction in mind right now, just kill whatever she meets-

-They collided with Drakkon's own, to his chagrin admittedly-
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Kama: "Hm? What is this...?"
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Artemis: "...Eh?"
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-She saw mages from the TSAB-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"And he has to defuse them all!"

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(Then how did you-Ohhh, right, the...burnt water caused the fire...)

Jaune: "WHAT?!"
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-indeed...-

Weiss: -ashamed-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-They collided with Drakkon's own, to his chagrin admittedly-
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Kama: "Hm? What is this...?"
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Artemis: "...Eh?"
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-She saw mages from the TSAB-

-Kimberly took advantage of this clash to find a good sniping spot?-
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-MANY PROJECTILES SHOT-
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Blake: "...Are you alright?"
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-she walked towards them-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sorry, was busy with academic stuff.

Jack: "What did happen?"
Semiramis: "They're my kids now~!"
---
Lusamine: "Give me a moment"
---
-He received a hoof attack!-
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Roberts: "Oh, like who?"

No worries, life happens. I hope you were able to focus on it and that it all went well!

"Just like her!"
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"They wait"
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"Pounding him in the face!"

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Like the Psychos and the A-Squad!

Jaune: "WHAT?!"
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-indeed...-

Weiss: -ashamed-

"SCIENTIST WILL HELP HIM"

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(Weiss, it's okay, I'm not upset or anything...)

Zelda: "Indeed..."
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-Blake dodges them with her Semblance-
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Max: "I'll work on that!" -muscles expand- "MAX POWER!"
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Byleth: -goes to it-

-Next arc has it that Sebas, Solution and Shalltear were sent to a city in a nearby kingdom to gain more info on the world-
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-Orion knows he can't go Melee, so he'll use his bow instead-

Atalanta: "I-I'm sorry..."
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-Go, Max!-
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Guifei: "Oooooww~ What's this cute thing~?"

Whoa...
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"Remaining patient for Kama"

(It's okay, now, it's okay...)
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Yeah! "Still fighting Springtron"
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"It's scared and turns away from them."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Kimberly took advantage of this clash to find a good sniping spot?-
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-MANY PROJECTILES SHOT-
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Blake: "...Are you alright?"
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-she walked towards them-

-That she did, getting undercover and preparing plenty of projectiles-
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-Each of them she dodged-
-She didn't need to, any body that isn't her three main ones is expendable-
-She just wants to annoy Palutena-
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Artemis: "I was hoping you'd accept..."
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-The random generic mages unsuspecting-

No worries, life happens. I hope you were able to focus on it and that it all went well!

"Just like her!"
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"They wait"
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"Pounding him in the face!"

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Like the Psychos and the A-Squad!

-That makes her smile-
---
-She went to prepare too-
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-It tried to ram into Scáthach, who attacked it-
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Chen Gong: "Oh, what you know of these warriors"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Next arc has it that Sebas, Solution and Shalltear were sent to a city in a nearby kingdom to gain more info on the world-
---
-Orion knows he can't go Melee, so he'll use his bow instead-

Atalanta: "I-I'm sorry..."
---
-Go, Max!-
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Guifei: "Oooooww~ What's this cute thing~?"

Whoa...
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"Remaining patient for Kama"

(It's okay, now, it's okay...)
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Yeah! "Still fighting Springtron"
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"It's scared and turns away from them."

He has to know what he's taking :V
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-Blake assists with her gun-
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-HE'S RUSHING TOWARDS SHADOW BORDER!-
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Byleth: "I think it's scared to meet new people... Does anyone have food?"

Rook: "Not the right time, Byleth!"

Ingrid: "Now, now, Rook. If Toffee had this little thing in a cage, then clearly it means something."

"SCIENTIST WILL HELP HIM"

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(Weiss, it's okay, I'm not upset or anything...)

-JAUNE PANICKING-
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Weiss: "You aren't?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-That she did, getting undercover and preparing plenty of projectiles-
---
-Each of them she dodged-
-She didn't need to, any body that isn't her three main ones is expendable-
-She just wants to annoy Palutena-
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Artemis: "I was hoping you'd accept..."
---
-The random generic mages unsuspecting-

-it's then she realized the brilliance of Link's "I never have a plan" answer-

-it's not a "he can't figure out what I do if I have no plan" idea, it's because his specialty is coming up with battle plans on the spot, essentially improvising strategies based on what he knows-

-he may seem like an idiot, but he's still one of, if not the most skilled knight in Hyrule history, so clearly he knows his way around a fight-
---
-who shows up right now, PISSED-
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Blake: "You...really want this, don't you?"
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-until one was stabbed-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-That makes her smile-
---
-She went to prepare too-
---
-It tried to ram into Scáthach, who attacked it-
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Chen Gong: "Oh, what you know of these warriors"

"Does that make them her siblings in addition to being her Pokemon?"

"...In all fairness, they were kind of like little brothers to her to begin with."
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"For the journey across the Great Sea!"
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"As did Rockruff, aiming a Rock Throw at the back of it's head."
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The A-Squad are really good hand-to-hand and ranged fighters! Super efficient on the job! Also they're really quiet...Except for their commander.

-JAUNE PANICKING-
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Weiss: "You aren't?"

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(No, I'm not upset that you can't cook. I'm...really surprised that you can't, but I'm not upset...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

-it's then she realized the brilliance of Link's "I never have a plan" answer-

-it's not a "he can't figure out what I do if I have no plan" idea, it's because his specialty is coming up with battle plans on the spot, essentially improvising strategies based on what he knows-

-he may seem like an idiot, but he's still one of, if not the most skilled knight in Hyrule history, so clearly he knows his way around a fight-
---
-who shows up right now, PISSED-
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Blake: "You...really want this, don't you?"
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-until one was stabbed-

Kimberly: Heh, Jason would be proud of him if they met... -Aiming for Drakkon-
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Kama: "My, my~ What's wrong? Afraid I might take your toy away~?"

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-The goddess has pleading eyes-
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-The random mage yelped in justified pain-

Whoa...
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"Remaining patient for Kama"

(It's okay, now, it's okay...)
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Yeah! "Still fighting Springtron"
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"It's scared and turns away from them."

He has to know what he's taking :V
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-Blake assists with her gun-
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-HE'S RUSHING TOWARDS SHADOW BORDER!-
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Byleth: "I think it's scared to meet new people... Does anyone have food?"

Rook: "Not the right time, Byleth!"

Ingrid: "Now, now, Rook. If Toffee had this little thing in a cage, then clearly it means something."

-Things got kinda wrong tho, as in the way they got into a bunch of the strongest knights of that religious order from before and those knights be like "hey, let's raid what we see!" and stopped the chariot they were in-

Osakabehime: "I'll give them 5 minutes to die"
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-Kama is being shot, plenty of bodies going down, but two more appear for every body that's killed-

Atalanta: "Thank you..."
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-AND DOES WHAT WITH IT?!-
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Guifei: "I only have some tea leaves with me"

"Does that make them her siblings in addition to being her Pokemon?"

"...In all fairness, they were kind of like little brothers to her to begin with."
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"For the journey across the Great Sea!"
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"As did Rockruff, aiming a Rock Throw at the back of it's head."
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The A-Squad are really good hand-to-hand and ranged fighters! Super efficient on the job! Also they're really quiet...Except for their commander.

-So barely anything changed for head- :V
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-Which it dodged and it hits Scáthach instead-
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Chen Gong: "Is that so?" -taking mental notes-
Roberts: "Sound like effective militar body..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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(No, I'm not upset that you can't cook. I'm...really surprised that you can't, but I'm not upset...)

-LOL-

-Jaune still panicking!-
---
Weiss: "You aren't?"

Kimberly: Heh, Jason would be proud of him if they met... -Aiming for Drakkon-
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Kama: "My, my~ What's wrong? Afraid I might take your toy away~?"
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-The goddess has pleading eyes-
---
-The random mage yelped in justified pain-

-they should :V-

Link: -throwing a remote bomb at Drakkon-
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Palu: "TOY!?" -beams-
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Blake: ".....Alright..."
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Kamui: "Nice screams~"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-So barely anything changed for head- :V
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-Which it dodged and it hits Scáthach instead-
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Chen Gong: "Is that so?" -taking mental notes-
Roberts: "Sound like effective militar body..."

"Nope. But for Semiramis, on the other hand..."
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"HECK YEAH BEST SONG!"
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(SCATHACH! I'm sorry!)

"Dropped the formalities in his panic"

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And the Psychos are just really crazy killers.

He has to know what he's taking :V
---
-Blake assists with her gun-
---
-HE'S RUSHING TOWARDS SHADOW BORDER!-
---
Byleth: "I think it's scared to meet new people... Does anyone have food?"

Rook: "Not the right time, Byleth!"

Ingrid: "Now, now, Rook. If Toffee had this little thing in a cage, then clearly it means something."

-Things got kinda wrong tho, as in the way they got into a bunch of the strongest knights of that religious order from before and those knights be like "hey, let's raid what we see!" and stopped the chariot they were in-

Osakabehime: "I'll give them 5 minutes to die"
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-Kama is being shot, plenty of bodies going down, but two more appear for every body that's killed-

Atalanta: "Thank you..."
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-AND DOES WHAT WITH IT?!-
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Guifei: "I only have some tea leaves with me"

Just brilliant...
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"Further buying them time was that Toffee was attacked by Hades units, and was forced to shield their attacks and destroy them one by one."

(I'm here, Ata...)
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"Jenny keeps a sharp eye out for Coyle."
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Lizard man didn't put that thing in this cage, I did! It was SUPPOSED to be a present for my minions!

"Everyone, especially Marco, blankly stared at him."

...What? They get lonely! I figured a pet would make them happy. But clearly Pokemon want nothing to do with this old ghost!

"It also looks hurt in addition to probably being hungry..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-LOL-

-Jaune still panicking!-
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Weiss: "You aren't?"

"Defusing the bombs like a battle!"
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(...Weiss, you just asked that. I'm not.)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Things got kinda wrong tho, as in the way they got into a bunch of the strongest knights of that religious order from before and those knights be like "hey, let's raid what we see!" and stopped the chariot they were in-

Osakabehime: "I'll give them 5 minutes to die"
------
-Kama is being shot, plenty of bodies going down, but two more appear for every body that's killed-

Atalanta: "Thank you..."
------
-AND DOES WHAT WITH IT?!-
------
Guifei: "I only have some tea leaves with me"

Just brilliant...
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"Further buying them time was that Toffee was attacked by Hades units, and was forced to shield their attacks and destroy them one by one."

(I'm here, Ata...)
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"Jenny keeps a sharp eye out for Coyle."
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Lizard man didn't put that thing in this cage, I did! It was SUPPOSED to be a present for my minions!

"Everyone, especially Marco, blankly stared at him."

...What? They get lonely! I figured a pet would make them happy. But clearly Pokemon want nothing to do with this old ghost!

"It also looks hurt in addition to probably being hungry..."

Zelda: "Oh no..."
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Blake: "It's like trying to kill worms!"
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-HE LITERALLY PUNCHES THE CANNON WITH A GRENADE ARM!-

-Coyle observing-
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Byleth: "You never took care of it..." -opens the cage-

"Defusing the bombs like a battle!"
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(...Weiss, you just asked that. I'm not.)

Jaune: "...That game is really creative when it comes to how it uses its mechanics, huh?"
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Weiss: "Oh... How about we order some food then? That I can do."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: "...That game is really creative when it comes to how it uses its mechanics, huh?"
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Weiss: "Oh... How about we order some food then? That I can do."

quite ingenious if I do say so nyself, heh.
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(Good idea.) "Smile"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

quite ingenious if I do say so nyself, heh.
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(Good idea.) "Smile"

=then Jaune's character is killed by Tiny Bomb Tim-
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-and so she does just that-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

=then Jaune's character is killed by Tiny Bomb Tim-
---
-and so she does just that-

"Bwtter dying to the semi-mascot than dying to the glass of water :V"
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"What food does Weiss order?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Bwtter dying to the semi-mascot than dying to the glass of water :V"
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"What food does Weiss order?"

-that's fair enough, but it's still a tiny box :V-
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-fancy stuff I'm too poor to afford :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-that's fair enough, but it's still a tiny box :V-
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-fancy stuff I'm too poor to afford :V-

dang, looks like you really got boxed in there.

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(Perfect!)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

dang, looks like you really got boxed in there.

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(Perfect!)

Jaune: -_-

Yang: "Ha!" -heard pun and laughed-
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Weiss: "It's why I ordered it."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jaune: -_-

Yang: "Ha!" -heard pun and laughed-
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Weiss: "It's why I ordered it."

long as someone's entertained, i've done my job. "shrug"

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"She's already dove into it since the wait made her more hungry"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-they should :V-

Link: -throwing a remote bomb at Drakkon-
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Palu: "TOY!?" -beams-
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Blake: ".....Alright..."
---
Kamui: "Nice screams~"

-He slashed it midair-
-...Well, tried better said, since it just bounced-
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Kama: "Why, isn't he~?" -dodged and giggled-
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Artemis:
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-The other mages immediately locked on her, and shot beams-

"Nope. But for Semiramis, on the other hand..."
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"HECK YEAH BEST SONG!"
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(SCATHACH! I'm sorry!)

"Dropped the formalities in his panic"

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And the Psychos are just really crazy killers.

Semiramis: MY BABIES~!
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-It was obligatory-
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Scáthach: "I'm fine" -Koragg stands up again, ready to recite a spell-
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Chen Gong: "That doesn't sounds too effective by itself"

Just brilliant...
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"Further buying them time was that Toffee was attacked by Hades units, and was forced to shield their attacks and destroy them one by one."

(I'm here, Ata...)
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"Jenny keeps a sharp eye out for Coyle."
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Lizard man didn't put that thing in this cage, I did! It was SUPPOSED to be a present for my minions!

"Everyone, especially Marco, blankly stared at him."

...What? They get lonely! I figured a pet would make them happy. But clearly Pokemon want nothing to do with this old ghost!

"It also looks hurt in addition to probably being hungry..."

Zelda: "Oh no..."
---
Blake: "It's like trying to kill worms!"
---
-HE LITERALLY PUNCHES THE CANNON WITH A GRENADE ARM!-

-Coyle observing-
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Byleth: "You never took care of it..." -opens the cage-

-The religious order's knights are all attacking along some mercenaries they hired-

-Shalltear smugly revealed her true form-

-So yeah, those mercenaries and knights ain't gonna last long-
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-The Hades units all took were shooting bullets towards Toffee, Atalanta would huge her partner if not for what's happening-

Kama: "My, my, you're lucky I overtook my vessel or else she'd be really angry"
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-Cannon destroyed-
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Guifei: -The the ghost- "Pathetic"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Semiramis: MY BABIES~!
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-It was obligatory-
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Scáthach: "I'm fine" -Koragg stands up again, ready to recite a spell-
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Chen Gong: "That doesn't sounds too effective by itself"

"New precious kids!"
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"And I thank you very much for it. "

"Bomb Island was nearby, and it's much safer than it sounds, only being named for it's geography making it resemble one when viewed from above."
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(He messed up my attack...I'll get him back for it!)

"Moana attempts to interrupt his spell recital by using Waterfall."
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They also really don't give up and have al of HP. Oh, and I think they're actually giant monsters underneath their power armor!

Zelda: "Oh no..."
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Blake: "It's like trying to kill worms!"
---
-HE LITERALLY PUNCHES THE CANNON WITH A GRENADE ARM!-

-Coyle observing-
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Byleth: "You never took care of it..." -opens the cage-

-The religious order's knights are all attacking along some mercenaries they hired-

-Shalltear smugly revealed her true form-

-So yeah, those mercenaries and knights ain't gonna last long-
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-The Hades units all took were shooting bullets towards Toffee, Atalanta would huge her partner if not for what's happening-

Kama: "My, my, you're lucky I overtook my vessel or else she'd be really angry"
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-Cannon destroyed-
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Guifei: -The the ghost- "Pathetic"
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"Actually felt frightened by this to the point where Undyne held her close."
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"He reflected the bullets back at them before making thunderbolts strike them from above, one by one."

(He has to be stopped...But you have to stay in control of yourself...)
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YEAH! "Would give a thumbs-up if she could right now"
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I don't think much about the needs of non-ghosts. It's not exactly the forte of someone like myself, you know.

"It nervously turns to face them, but doesn't leave the cage."

Shaymin...? (Who's there...?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

long as someone's entertained, i've done my job. "shrug"

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"She's already dove into it since the wait made her more hungry"

-everyone else groaned though-
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-DANG-

-He slashed it midair-
-...Well, tried better said, since it just bounced-
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Kama: "Why, isn't he~?" -dodged and giggled-
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Artemis:
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-The other mages immediately locked on her, and shot beams-

-Link slashes it back, essentially initiating a game of tennis :V-

-Kimberly must think it's a genius distraction-
---
-Pit fired shots from his own bow while Palutena did a Mega Laser-
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Blake: She's so cute when she smiles...
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-she just kept walking towards them-

-So yeah, those mercenaries and knights ain't gonna last long-
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-The Hades units all took were shooting bullets towards Toffee, Atalanta would huge her partner if not for what's happening-

Kama: "My, my, you're lucky I overtook my vessel or else she'd be really angry"
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-Cannon destroyed-
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Guifei: -The the ghost- "Pathetic"

"Actually felt frightened by this to the point where Undyne held her close."
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"He reflected the bullets back at them before making thunderbolts strike them from above, one by one."

(He has to be stopped...But you have to stay in control of yourself...)
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YEAH! "Would give a thumbs-up if she could right now"
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I don't think much about the needs of non-ghosts. It's not exactly the forte of someone like myself, you know.

"It nervously turns to face them, but doesn't leave the cage."

Shaymin...? (Who's there...?)

Zelda: "OH DEAR!"
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Blake: "As if you cared for yor vessel."
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Max: "Now where's" -Coyle shows herself right in front of him with a twisted grin- "COYLE?!"

-the scientist punches him-
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Byleth: -knelt down to the Pokemon to seem less imposing in height- "You're going to be okay."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-everyone else groaned though-
---
-DANG-

come on, deep-down you all know it was funny.

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"The Vulpix tries to have proper table manners most of the time."

"But when she's really hungry, she just can't help herself and ends up a messy eater."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"New precious kids!"
___

"And I thank you very much for it. "

"Bomb Island was nearby, and it's much safer than it sounds, only being named for it's geography making it resemble one when viewed from above."
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(He messed up my attack...I'll get him back for it!)

"Moana attempts to interrupt his spell recital by using Waterfall."
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They also really don't give up and have al of HP. Oh, and I think they're actually giant monsters underneath their power armor!

-The Plant woke up, saw what was happening, and smirked-
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-And thus it's their first stop-
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Koragg: "Uthe Sastos!" -portal to teleport into-
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Chen Gong: "Now that's interesting"
Roberts: "Woah..."

"Actually felt frightened by this to the point where Undyne held her close."
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"He reflected the bullets back at them before making thunderbolts strike them from above, one by one."

(He has to be stopped...But you have to stay in control of yourself...)
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YEAH! "Would give a thumbs-up if she could right now"
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I don't think much about the needs of non-ghosts. It's not exactly the forte of someone like myself, you know.

"It nervously turns to face them, but doesn't leave the cage."

Shaymin...? (Who's there...?)

Zelda: "OH DEAR!"
---
Blake: "As if you cared for yor vessel."
---
Max: "Now where's" -Coyle shows herself right in front of him with a twisted grin- "COYLE?!"

-the scientist punches him-
---
Byleth: -knelt down to the Pokemon to seem less imposing in height- "You're going to be okay."

-Amongst those mercenaries, there's a focus on a particular one-

-His name is Brain Unglaus, and is said to have before been a knight to a kingdom and a brilliant strategist-
-He'll be important later-
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Kama: "And that gives you the right to insult her~? Ufufu~" -distracting, another body behind her shot an arrow towards Blake-

Atalanta: "I will try..." -they are resistant-
------
-OHNO-
------
-Soem lady nicer than the meanie ghost-

-Link slashes it back, essentially initiating a game of tennis :V-

-Kimberly must think it's a genius distraction-
---
-Pit fired shots from his own bow while Palutena did a Mega Laser-
---
Blake: She's so cute when she smiles...
---
-she just kept walking towards them-

-And thus uses the opportunity to shoot plenty of arrows towards him-
---
-They both still heard her voice-

Kama: "Adorable~" -giggles- "Don't you know? I am everywhere... I can see anything you do, for each of me you eliminate, two more arise, so you can't stop me!"

-They saw an storm of love arrows incoming-

"Let me show you my love~!"
---
-She may be a bit crazy, but it's clear she really cares-
---
-They kept on firing magic beams-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The Plant woke up, saw what was happening, and smirked-
-------
-And thus it's their first stop-
-------
Koragg: "Uthe Sastos!" -portal to teleport into-
-------
Chen Gong: "Now that's interesting"
Roberts: "Woah..."

"They're being spoiled by their new and overbearing mom!"
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Curious shape...

"A traveling merchant that was actually a Goron was on the island."

"The "fuse" part of the island was cut off limits by some giant spiked vines."
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(What the?)

"SPECTER KNIGHT TRIES TO STOP HIM WITH A SCYTHE THROW"
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It's true! They are some of the baddest bad guys here!

Zelda: "OH DEAR!"
---
Blake: "As if you cared for yor vessel."
---
Max: "Now where's" -Coyle shows herself right in front of him with a twisted grin- "COYLE?!"

-the scientist punches him-
---
Byleth: -knelt down to the Pokemon to seem less imposing in height- "You're going to be okay."

-Amongst those mercenaries, there's a focus on a particular one-
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-His name is Brain Unglaus, and is said to have before been a knight to a kingdom and a brilliant strategist-
-He'll be important later-
------
Kama: "And that gives you the right to insult her~? Ufufu~" -distracting, another body behind her shot an arrow towards Blake-

Atalanta: "I will try..." -they are resistant-
------
-OHNO-
------
-Soem lady nicer than the meanie ghost-

A-Another likely important one...

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"He uses his light sword construct to slice the Hades units apart."

(And so will I...)
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"JENNY GRABS AND THROW COYLE"

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Shaymin...? (Really...?)

"It still seems very shy even around seemingly decent people"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

come on, deep-down you all know it was funny.

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"The Vulpix tries to have proper table manners most of the time."

"But when she's really hungry, she just can't help herself and ends up a messy eater."

Blake: "It was not."
---
Weiss: "Oh my... you must've been starving."

-And thus uses the opportunity to shoot plenty of arrows towards him-
---
-They both still heard her voice-

Kama: "Adorable~" -giggles- "Don't you know? I am everywhere... I can see anything you do, for each of me you eliminate, two more arise, so you can't stop me!"

-They saw an storm of love arrows incoming-

"Let me show you my love~!"
---
-She may be a bit crazy, but it's clear she really cares-
---
-They kept on firing magic beams-

Yang: He's distracted. Now's a good time for a Noble Phantasm, Mordred.
---
-Palutena, in a moment of motherly instinct... shielded Pit, taking every single arrow on herself-
---
-absolutely-
---
-she fires a beam of her own-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-His name is Brain Unglaus, and is said to have before been a knight to a kingdom and a brilliant strategist-
-He'll be important later-
------
Kama: "And that gives you the right to insult her~? Ufufu~" -distracting, another body behind her shot an arrow towards Blake-

Atalanta: "I will try..." -they are resistant-
------
-OHNO-
------
-Soem lady nicer than the meanie ghost-

A-Another likely important one...

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"He uses his light sword construct to slice the Hades units apart."

(And so will I...)
___

"JENNY GRABS AND THROW COYLE"

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Shaymin...? (Really...?)

"It still seems very shy even around seemingly decent people"

Zelda: "Fr now."
---
Blake: "I wasn't insulting her!"
---
-Coyle tries to struggle out, but Jenny too strong-
---
Byleth: -can't understand Pokespeak, but can take a guess based on the tone- "You'll be okay."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Blake: "It was not."
---
Weiss: "Oh my... you must've been starving."

"Shrug"

everybody's a critic.

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(No, I was just pretty hungry...I hope I didn't make a mess.) "Sheepish giggle"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Shrug"

everybody's a critic.

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(No, I was just pretty hungry...I hope I didn't make a mess.) "Sheepish giggle"

Yang: "People just don't have the refined tastes we have."

Everyone else:
---
Weiss: "It's fine."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "People just don't have the refined tastes we have."

Everyone else:
---
Weiss: "It's fine."

not enough people do, anyway. puns are truly an acquired taste.
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"Smiled back before resuming eating, watching TV."