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Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

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Yang: "Trust me, I know. It's also a gun." :p
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Pandora: "Because I don't like you."
Now that should come in handy.
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Is it also impossible for you to give the wizard one mere chance?

Altera: "Upgraded to support your new abilities plus it now has an integrated communicator"
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Mash: "Where more reactionary to threats than causing them"
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Aya: "I.. Don't deserve to be thanked. I'm a serial murderer..."
Peridot: Oh my stars! This is perfect! How is this even possible? "Mostly wondering about how they can support her terrokinetic powers."
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"Many threats they had to put down are evil by nature. It's obvious there's no saving or changing pure evil."

"Many others who aren't of that strict nature, however, whatever past actions they've done, have been taken in by Chaldea for a chance at redemption."
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heheh...maybe in a "normal" world. but this world isn't. that's nothing compared to the **** i've lived through over a million time loops.
 

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Daruk: "And how good are you at fighting?"
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Jaune: "I can try, I guess..."
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KEK
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Kamui: "Then just tell me why and I promise I'll let you go afterwards."
Melt: "I would like to consider myself very good"
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-Farore cheering him on-
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Luka: "Maybe also should buy for Ahim..."
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Brynhildr: "I... I don't want to kill anyone..."
Peridot: Oh my stars! This is perfect! How is this even possible? "Mostly wondering about how they can support her terrokinetic powers."
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"Many threats they had to put down are evil by nature. It's obvious there's no saving or changing pure evil."

"Many others who aren't of that strict nature, however, whatever past actions they've done, have been taken in by Chaldea for a chance at redemption."
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heheh...maybe in a "normal" world. but this world isn't. that's nothing compared to the **** i've lived through over a million time loops.
Altera: "Thanks to da Vinci and her younger self. She installed small rockets on the feet that should allow for hovering for example"
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Mash: "Not only that, but trying to be civil has actually garnered us allies that have changed their heart. One Peridot we have amongst us was a Homeworld Gem not many years ago.

Maybe you're not entirely wrong on making that weapon, but only as a last resort..."
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Aya: "Um... Sorry..."
 

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Now that should come in handy.
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Is it also impossible for you to give the wizard one mere chance?
Yang: "Heheh. Nice pun." :p
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Pan: "Lemme think about th- yes." :V

Melt: "I would like to consider myself very good"
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-Farore cheering him on-
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Luka: "Maybe also should buy for Ahim..."
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Brynhildr: "I... I don't want to kill anyone..."
Daruk: "Only one way to find out then!"
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-hotly? :V-
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Yang: "I think she can afford it..."
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Kamui: "What do you mean?"
 

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Altera: "Thanks to da Vinci and her younger self. She installed small rockets on the feet that should allow for hovering for example"
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Mash: "Not only that, but trying to be civil has actually garnered us allies that have changed their heart. One Peridot we have amongst us was a Homeworld Gem not many years ago.

Maybe you're not entirely wrong on making that weapon, but only as a last resort..."
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Aya: "Um... Sorry..."
Peridot: She's genius! I'll have to thank her for this outstanding upgrade as well!
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Bismuth: I see your point, but there's some uppercrusts that ain't changin' no matter what...Those Diamonds...you saw what they did, you know what they did! If they and their most loyal, highest ranking Gems were out of the picture, then there'd never be any more problems on Earth!

Steven: It's just...I'm not sure this is something a Crystal Gem would do...

"That comment seemed to irritate Bismuth."

Bismuth: Don't tell me what a Crystal Gem would do. Nobody's more "Crystal Gem" than I am. If you won't take it, I'll just use it myself.

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look, all i'm saying is, there ain't many other people you'd meet who'd be willing to offer you another chance. we are. the rules of a normal world aren't in play, here. trust me. i've seen the eyes of a two different true killers more times than i can count. hundreds of years passed. i think you've become as good a person you can be since then.

Yang: "Heheh. Nice pun." :p
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Pan: "Lemme think about th- yes." :V

It's hard not to have a fondness for one-liners when you defeat evil villains on a regular basis!
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Okay, now you're just being rude.
 

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Daruk: "Only one way to find out then!"
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-hotly? :V-
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Yang: "I think she can afford it..."
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Kamui: "What do you mean?"
Melt: "Well, well, let's see~"
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-She's not Din- :V
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Luka: "Eh, why not the others too?" :p
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Brynhildr: "Just... Stay away from me to be safe..."
Peridot: She's genius! I'll have to thank her for this outstanding upgrade as well!
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Bismuth: I see your point, but there's some uppercrusts that ain't changin' no matter what...Those Diamonds...you saw what they did, you know what they did! If they and their most loyal, highest ranking Gems were out of the picture, then there'd never be any more problems on Earth!

Steven: It's just...I'm not sure this is something a Crystal Gem would do...

"That comment seemed to irritate Bismuth."

Bismuth: Don't tell me what a Crystal Gem would do. Nobody's more "Crystal Gem" than I am. If you won't take it, I'll just use it myself.

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look, all i'm saying is, there ain't many other people you'd meet who'd be willing to offer you another chance. we are. the rules of a normal world aren't in play, here. trust me. i've seen the eyes of a two different true killers more times than i can count. hundreds of years passed. i think you've become as good a person you can be since then.
Altera: "She surely would always appreciate an ego boost"
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Mash: "Bismuth, p-please calm down... You both have a point. There's no need to be aggressive and create a conflict over it"
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Aya: "I don't think it's enough... But thanks"
 

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Altera: "She surely would always appreciate an ego boost"
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Mash: "Bismuth, p-please calm down... You both have a point. There's no need to be aggressive and create a conflict over it"
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Aya: "I don't think it's enough... But thanks"
Peridot: I know the feeling! Thanks so much for this! Now I can truly prove how mighty a free Era II Peridot can be, broken away from Homeworld's dense and terrible caste!
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Steven: Bismuth, please...listen to us!

Bismuth: Just hand it over. You're clearly not ready to handle this kind of weapon.

Steven: Nobody can this weapon! I'm sorry, Bismuth, but it's not right.

"The Gem looked shocked at first...then angered, as she started clenching her hand into fist."

Bismuth:...That's exactly what she said.

Steven: ...Huh?

Bismuth: That's exactly what you said... It is, you, isn't it, Rose?!

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heh. you just learn to have to forgive a little bit more when you've been in my position.
 

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Peridot: I know the feeling! Thanks so much for this! Now I can truly prove how mighty a free Era II Peridot can be, broken away from Homeworld's dense and terrible caste!
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Steven: Bismuth, please...listen to us!

Bismuth: Just hand it over. You're clearly not ready to handle this kind of weapon.

Steven: Nobody can this weapon! I'm sorry, Bismuth, but it's not right.

"The Gem looked shocked at first...then angered, as she started clenching her hand into fist."

Bismuth:...That's exactly what she said.

Steven: ...Huh?

Bismuth: That's exactly what you said... It is, you, isn't it, Rose?!

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heh. you just learn to have to forgive a little bit more when you've been in my position.
Altera: -Chuckles- "Any time, you can ask me for anything"
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Mash: -Stands in-between them with shield- "Now I see it, she must have done it because you were losing reason..."
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Aya: "It must have been horrible..."
 

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Altera: -Chuckles- "Any time, you can ask me for anything"
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Mash: -Stands in-between them with shield- "Now I see it, she must have done it because you were losing reason..."
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Aya: "It must have been horrible..."
"Peridot is obviously grateful."
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Bismuth: Get out of my way...

Steven: B-Bismuth, you need to understand, I'm not Rose! I thought you understood that!

Bismuth: Don't lie to me! You can't expect me to believe you now, after you lied about everything? You're lying about this new form, just like you lied to the others about ME!

"Grabs Mash by her shoulders and throws her out of the way as she stomps towards Steven."
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try a murderous flower with control over time...and his so-called best friend.
 

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It's hard not to have a fondness for one-liners when you defeat evil villains on a regular basis!
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Okay, now you're just being rude.
Yang: "It almost feels natural, like it's programmed in us." :p
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Pan: "Don't care." :p

Melt: "Well, well, let's see~"
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-She's not Din- :V
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Luka: "Eh, why not the others too?" :p
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Brynhildr: "Just... Stay away from me to be safe..."
Daruk: -Boulder Breaker in hand-
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KEK

-cutely then :V-
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Yang: :surprised:
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Kamui: "Did you not hear me? I'm not letting go until you tell me why." -dragon strength-
 

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"Peridot is obviously grateful."
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Bismuth: Get out of my way...

Steven: B-Bismuth, you need to understand, I'm not Rose! I thought you understood that!

Bismuth: Don't lie to me! You can't expect me to believe you now, after you lied about everything? You're lying about this new form, just like you lied to the others about ME!

"Grabs Mash by her shoulders and throws her out of the way as she stomps towards Steven."
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try a murderous flower with control over time...and his so-called best friend.
Altera: "By the way, want to watch a show together?"
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-Mash stood up again-
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Aya: "Okay, not even I have that big of a scale..."
Daruk: -Boulder Breaker in hand-
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KEK

-cutely then :V-
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Yang: :surprised:
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Kamui: "Did you not hear me? I'm not letting go until you tell me why." -dragon strength-
Melt: "Is that your weapon of choice?"
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-So cutely Palutena had to resist the urge to warp where Farore is to hug her-
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Luka: "What?"
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Brynhildr: "Y-You... It's... It's my Father..."
 

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Melt: "Is that your weapon of choice?"
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-So cutely Palutena had to resist the urge to warp where Farore is to hug her-
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Luka: "What?"
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Brynhildr: "Y-You... It's... It's my Father..."
Daruk: "Indeed it is."

-it doesn't look particularly amazing, nothing sharp or anything-

-but it does look really heavy, and he's holding it with just one hand as if it was a mere tree branch-
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Palutena: She's adorable~!
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Yang: "Nothing..." She's greedy, but not against spending money for her friends... Maybe that's why she's so greedy?
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Kamui: "What about him?"
 

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Daruk: "Indeed it is."

-it doesn't look particularly amazing, nothing sharp or anything-

-but it does look really heavy, and he's holding it with just one hand as if it was a mere tree branch-
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Palutena: She's adorable~!
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Yang: "Nothing..." She's greedy, but not against spending money for her friends... Maybe that's why she's so greedy?
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Kamui: "What about him?"
Melt: "Hmmm... May I hold it?"
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-Her kids wondered why she was staring at the distance-
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-It goes deeper than that, maybe you should ask her- :p
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Brynhildr: "Don't you know my legend?"
 
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Melt: "Hmmm... May I hold it?"
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-Her kids wondered why she was staring at the distance-
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-It goes deeper than that, maybe you should ask her- :p
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Brynhildr: "Don't you know my legend?"
Daruk: "If you think you can, why not?" -gives it to her-

-too damn heavy-
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-and ask?-
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Yang: "Just that you seemed like the greedy kind... yet aren't?"
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Kamui: "... Not really..."
 

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Daruk: "If you think you can, why not?" -gives it to her-

-too damn heavy-
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-and ask?-
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Yang: "Just that you seemed like the greedy kind... yet aren't?"
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Kamui: "... Not really..."
-And she's absorbing its properties-
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Alice: "Why are you staring at the distance, Mama?"
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Luka: "I really like money, isn't it clear?" :p
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Brynhildr: "O-Oh..."
 

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-And she's absorbing its properties-
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Alice: "Why are you staring at the distance, Mama?"
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Luka: "I really like money, isn't it clear?" :p
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Brynhildr: "O-Oh..."
-is she strong enough to manage her own weight after this? :V-
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Palu: "H-Huh? Oh, um... no reason..."
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Yang: "I know that. But you don't keep it?"
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Kamui: "Yeah..."
 

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-is she strong enough to manage her own weight after this? :V-
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Palu: "H-Huh? Oh, um... no reason..."
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Yang: "I know that. But you don't keep it?"
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Kamui: "Yeah..."
-She will by hard work and determination- :V
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Alice: "Are you for sure?"
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Luka: "Not all of it"
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Brynhildr: "I..." -Still reluctant to be open-
 

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-KEK-
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-Jaune is M O T I V A T E D-

Vergil: -sneeze-
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Yang: "What do you mean?"
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Kamui: "Brynhildr..."
Melt: "Hm, I see, I see" -Smirks-
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You can, Jaune~!
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Luka: "You think I really keep everything to myself?"
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Brynhildr: "I... My Father Odin, the most important figure of my pantheon, wanted to possess me..."
 

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Melt: "Hm, I see, I see" -Smirks-
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You can, Jaune~!
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Luka: "You think I really keep everything to myself?"
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Brynhildr: "I... My Father Odin, the most important figure of my pantheon, wanted to possess me..."
-but that won't be enough :V-
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-he tries his best-
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Yang: "... Not anymore, I guess..."
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Kamui: "Possess as in..."
 

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Yang: "It almost feels natural, like it's programmed in us." :p
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Pan: "Don't care." :p
Ha! That's a good one!
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"Merasmus is offended."

Altera: "By the way, want to watch a show together?"
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-Mash stood up again-
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Aya: "Okay, not even I have that big of a scale..."
Peridot: You've taken more interest in modern television? Absolutely!
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Bismuth: But I didn't just disappear, did I?! You know what happened to me! "Picking Steven up by his shirt. He narrowly escaped by activating his bubble shield to distance himself from her."

Steven: Wait, Bismuth! This is all just a big misunderstanding!

Bismuth: Liar! Don't play games with me, Rose. We were right here. I offered you the secret to victory, and you refused. The Breaking Point would've changed everything.

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"sighs" evil little thing never was his real self during it all...but that's not important right now.
 

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-but that won't be enough :V-
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-he tries his best-
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Yang: "... Not anymore, I guess..."
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Kamui: "Possess as in..."
-Nope- :V
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-But does he manage to win?-
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Luka: "What gave you that idea?"
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Brynhildr: "Have me all for himself..."
Peridot: You've taken more interest in modern television? Absolutely!
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Bismuth: But I didn't just disappear, did I?! You know what happened to me! "Picking Steven up by his shirt. He narrowly escaped by activating his bubble shield to distance himself from her."

Steven: Wait, Bismuth! This is all just a big misunderstanding!

Bismuth: Liar! Don't play games with me, Rose. We were right here. I offered you the secret to victory, and you refused. The Breaking Point would've changed everything.

___

"sighs" evil little thing never was his real self during it all...but that's not important right now.
Altera: "You rubbed off on me"
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-Mash bashes her shield against the Gem-
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Aya: "Right, your grandfather..."
 

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Altera: "You rubbed off on me"
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-Mash bashes her shield against the Gem-
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Aya: "Right, your grandfather..."
Peridot: Splendid! Which program are you most intrigued by?
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"Bismuth barely flinched against this. She turned her fist into a hammer."

Bismuth: STAY OUT OF THIS!

"Smacked her with it, enough to send her crashing into a wall."

Steven: Ah, Mash!

Bismuth: I didn't want to fight you either, Rose, but you left me no choice! "Tries to smash Steven, who once again narrowly escapes, hiding behind a gem statue as Bismuth searches for him."

Bismuth: What type of leader doesn't give her army the best chance to win?!
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he always wanted to help people. he designed and built the underground's CORE to power our entire kingdom. there are a lot of reasons why he was the royal scientist before Alphys. 'course, then he wanted to learn more, in the name of science, and in hopes of improving the lives of his fellow monsters. that's when his life first went downhill.
 
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Ha! That's a good one!
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"Merasmus is offended."
Yang: "Finally. Someone who sees a good pun when they hear it." :p
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-that's her intent :p-

-Nope- :V
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-But does he manage to win?-
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Luka: "What gave you that idea?"
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Brynhildr: "Have me all for himself..."
-after all, she only gets durability, not Daruk's sheer strength :V-

-so the weapon is still really heavy for her :V-
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-nope-
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Yang: -shrugs- "Dunno, honestly."
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Kamui: "That's... awful, Brynhildr."
 

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Yang: "Finally. Someone who sees a good pun when they hear it." :p
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-that's her intent :p-
"Almost everyone else is too burnt out from Sans' puns to care anymore. Except for Sans himself, and his Pokemon buddy Greg. :p"

I know, right?
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Mariachis, help me out here, play something romantic! Quickly!

"These mariachis aren't any good. :V"
 

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"Almost everyone else is too burnt out from Sans' puns to care anymore. Except for Sans himself, and his Pokemon buddy Greg. :p"

I know, right?
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Mariachis, help me out here, play something romantic! Quickly!

"These mariachis aren't any good. :V"
Yang: "Yeah. I usually get booed for them."
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Pandora: "Where'd you get those sorry excuses you call musicians? Dollar store?" :smirk:
 

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YES
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-and the goddess too?-

-or is she too hot to be mad at? :v-
It will be glorious...All the puns, all the pained reactions from everyone else...

I knew you couldn't be the only one who liked puns.

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"He's angry about that, too, but part of him still really wants to try and save this disaster of a "date"."
 

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-after all, she only gets durability, not Daruk's sheer strength :V-

-so the weapon is still really heavy for her :V-
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-nope-
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Yang: -shrugs- "Dunno, honestly."
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Kamui: "That's... awful, Brynhildr."
Melt: "I would like to see it in action myself"
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Awww, what a shame...

-Palutena has to really resist the urge to warp her and tell Farore everything will be alright since it will ruin the date-
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-She asks why is she so greedy in the first place?-
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Brynhildr: "Valkyries are basically the housemaidens for heroes in Valhalla, our job it to collect their souls to bring warriors there, and then comply all their whims. We're almost robot-like...

But I was born... Different, defective, could be said, I wondered about more..."
Peridot: Splendid! Which program are you most intrigued by?
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"Bismuth barely flinched against this. She turned her fist into a hammer."

Bismuth: STAY OUT OF THIS!

"Smacked her with it, enough to send her crashing into a wall."

Steven: Ah, Mash!

Bismuth: I didn't want to fight you either, Rose, but you left me no choice! "Tries to smash Steven, who once again narrowly escapes, hiding behind a gem statue as Bismuth searches for him."

Bismuth: What type of leader doesn't give her army the best chance to win?!
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he always wanted to help people. he designed and built the underground's CORE to power our entire kingdom. there are a lot of reasons why he was the royal scientist before Alphys. 'course, then he wanted to learn more, in the name of science, and in hopes of improving the lives of his fellow monsters. that's when his life first went downhill.
Altera: "It's called "The Epic of Zorldo""
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Mash: "Uuuugh..." -Trying to recover-
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Aya: "Science can be a double-edged sword..." -Has experience-
 
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Altera: "It's called "The Epic of Zorldo""
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Mash: "Uuuugh..." -Trying to recover-
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Aya: "Science can be a double-edged sword..." -Has experience-
Peridot: I'm not sure I've heard of that one...
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"Bismuth turned her arm into a sharp blade to cut the statue Steven hid behind in half, also stomping on it's remains afterwards."

Bismuth: How could you value the gems of our enemies more than our own? And look what you've done without me, without the Breaking Point!

"Steven desperately tried to block her slicing attacks with his shield."

Bismuth: You've... lost.

"One of the blows finally destroyed his shield altogether, however temporarily."

Steven: W-Wait!! I'm not my mom! I don't know what she did, but, I'm sure she didn't want to hurt you!

Bismuth: It's too late. I don't believe you anymore!
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he built a device that he hoped would lead him to another world, and in the process gain answers. knowledge. insight. everything he believed he needed to know, everything that he thought would be necessary to benefit and provide for us monsters. gramps was intrigued with the results of the new experiments and wanted to move the project forward. his two assistants, on the other hand..Alphys and I, we weren't so sure.

-and so the fireworks, KingofPhantoms KingofPhantoms ? or has that not happened yet?-
"They're just about to begin, and Moana was waiting for Mr. Fish to arrive."
 
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It will be glorious...All the puns, all the pained reactions from everyone else...

I knew you couldn't be the only one who liked puns.

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"He's angry about that, too, but part of him still really wants to try and save this disaster of a "date"."
YES!

Yang: "Nah, but the crowd's tough overall anyway."
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-but why? does he actually like her?-

Melt: "I would like to see it in action myself"
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Awww, what a shame...

-Palutena has to really resist the urge to warp her and tell Farore everything will be alright since it will ruin the date-
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-She asks why is she so greedy in the first place?-
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Brynhildr: "Valkyries are basically the housemaidens for heroes in Valhalla, our job it to collect their souls to bring warriors there, and then comply all their whims. We're almost robot-like...

But I was born... Different, defective, could be said, I wondered about more..."
Daruk: -takes it like it was nothing- "You think you're strong enough to keep up with Daruk?"
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-indeed...-

-so she'll just win all the things Farore wants after the date-
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Yang: "Why are you greedy like that anyway?"
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Kamui: "I don't think you're defective... but go on."

-OH LAWD HE COMIN'-
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