Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And thus was fully hit-
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-She waits outside a bathroom once they're done-
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Luka: "Heh, you wish"
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-Shirou attempted to strike her with a curved blade-

-he combos some swings of his weapons out of that roll-
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Jaune: "Thanks..."
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Yang: "And I'll keep wishing."
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-she strikes him twice with the handle of her naginata before he could-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-he combos some swings of his weapons out of that roll-
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Jaune: "Thanks..."
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Yang: "And I'll keep wishing."
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-she strikes him twice with the handle of her naginata before he could-

-Good thing Melt absorbed the weapon's durability before, else all her bones would be broken-
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Sorry...
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-After all is done, Yang and Luka get practically a new wardrobe of clothes-

-Same for Rin and Weiss-
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-Making him go off-balance-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Good thing Melt absorbed the weapon's durability before, else all her bones would be broken-
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Sorry...
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-After all is done, Yang and Luka get practically a new wardrobe of clothes-

-Same for Rin and Weiss-
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-Making him go off-balance-

-but this only makes Daruk even more excited to fight her and thus, does more swings-
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Jaune: "It's alright. Should've told you..."
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-Mordred too-
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-Hinoka then gets the pointy end of her naginata close to his neck for a moment before planting it on the ground-

Hinoka: "You lose focus on your opponent when you're attacking, this can leave you open very often."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-but this only makes Daruk even more excited to fight her and thus, does more swings-
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Jaune: "It's alright. Should've told you..."
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-Mordred too-
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-Hinoka then gets the pointy end of her naginata close to his neck for a moment before planting it on the ground-

Hinoka: "You lose focus on your opponent when you're attacking, this can leave you open very often."

-She starts to get the hang in blocking them-
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If I would have known that wouldn't have happened.

-She could have used her power as the Goddess of Secrets (yeah, I'm gonna say that they inherited what they used to be Oracles of as domains) to look into it, but was so excited for the date that it went over her head{
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-Nah, she just bough a tank top and some shorts-
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Shirou: "I see. I haven't needed to think much on recent fights... Thanks for reminding me"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She starts to get the hang in blocking them-
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If I would have known that wouldn't have happened.

-She could have used her power as the Goddess of Secrets (yeah, I'm gonna say that they inherited what they used to be Oracles of as domains) to look into it, but was so excited for the date that it went over her head{
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-Nah, she just bough a tank top and some shorts-
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Shirou: "I see. I haven't needed to think much on recent fights... Thanks for reminding me"

-then he starts striking harder-
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-but will she now?-
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-nothing else?-

-not even a jacket?-
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Kamui: -now feels insulted-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-then he starts striking harder-
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-but will she now?-
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-nothing else?-

-not even a jacket?-
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Kamui: -now feels insulted-

-Making her resistance go down-
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-She is right now-
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-Nah, maybe another day-
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KEK

Erika: "Hello, Mama!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

My grandmother made a rather bad step and took a header earlier today.

She's mostly alright, but not without some injury. I'm not sure how things will be going later this evening or how I'll be feeling... so if I'm not active here tonight, don't be surprised.

Did someone say we should blow stuff up?!

Of course! BOMBINOMICON, I UNCHAIN THEE!

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Altera: "The first season..."

-Simple plot, gotta get the macguffins to save the princess and the kingdom from evil-

-However, it can be seen this series is a pioneer of the adventure genre-
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Mash: "S-Suicide?!"
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Aya: "I really would like to do something for him..."

Peridot: An old-style quest in an ancient kingdom...I like it, I like it.
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"Steven grabbed his mother's sword in a panic and braced himself for what he had to do...he thrusted his mother's sword right into Bismuth, the very same Gem who forged it. This will only temporarily destroy her form, rather than killing or shattering her."

"Bismuth looked surprised and distraught, tears streaming down her eyes."

Bismuth: ...You shoulda shattered me back then...At least if I were in pieces, I wouldn't have to know how little I mattered to you... You didn't even tell 'em...You just bubbled me away and never told you friends...My friends..."Sounding emotionally devastated, and her tearful, sorrowful expression is further proof of it."
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i'm sure there's something you can do.

I AM CERTAIN OF THAT AS WELL!

 

[Digital Hazard]

My grandmother made a rather bad step and took a header earlier today.

She's mostly alright, but not without some injury. I'm not sure how things will be going later this evening or how I'll be feeling... so if I'm not active here tonight, don't be surprised.



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Peridot: An old-style quest in an ancient kingdom...I like it, I like it.
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"Steven grabbed his mother's sword in a panic and braced himself for what he had to do...he thrusted his mother's sword right into Bismuth, the very same Gem who forged it. This will only temporarily destroy her form, rather than killing or shattering her."

"Bismuth looked surprised and distraught, tears streaming down her eyes."

Bismuth: ...You shoulda shattered me back then...At least if I were in pieces, I wouldn't have to know how little I mattered to you... You didn't even tell 'em...You just bubbled me away and never told you friends...My friends..."Sounding emotionally devastated, and her tearful, sorrowful expression is further proof of it."
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i'm sure there's something you can do.

I AM CERTAIN OF THAT AS WELL!

Watch out for her, I lost my grandmother from a similar thing.
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The Stoopid Unikorn
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Altera: "It became a cult classic for its contributions to the adventure genre"
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-Mash is feeling pity for her now, but doesn't knows if she should stop him or not-
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Aya: "Hmmm..." -Thinking-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Making her resistance go down-
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-She is right now-
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-Nah, maybe another day-
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KEK

Erika: "Hello, Mama!"

-indeed-
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-and?-
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-Yang bought her one anyway :V-
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Kamui: "Hello, Erika."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Did someone say we should blow stuff up?!

Of course! BOMBINOMICON, I UNCHAIN THEE!

Pan: "Heck yeah!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Watch out for her, I lost my grandmother from a similar thing.
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The Stoopid Unikorn
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Altera: "It became a cult classic for its contributions to the adventure genre"
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-Mash is feeling pity for her now, but doesn't knows if she should stop him or not-
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Aya: "Hmmm..." -Thinking-

Already planning on it. At the very least, the incident could've been much worse than it is, that's all I'll say due to this being a rather private and sensitive matter to me. I've been worried for a while now, but things look to be mostly okay so far.
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Peridot: A cult I shall soon join the ranks of!
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"Steven, however, seemed determined to reveal the truth of the situation, for both Bismuth's sake, and that of her friends.

Steven: I'm going to tell them! I'm gonna tell them everything... "Said nervously, but bluntly. He truly wants to do the right thing."

"Bismuth's eyes widened in surprise upon hearing that...but she soon laughed it off, most, but not quite all of her tears ceasing to generate, many of the remaining tears slide down her face as she quietly laughed."

Bismuth: ...Heheheheh... Then you really are better than her.
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"Yes, thinking."

Pan: "Heck yeah!"

"Magical explosives destroy the walls and make multiple entrances out of here."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Magical explosives destroy the walls and make multiple entrances out of here."

Pan: -high fives... the book, but not the wizard :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Pan: -high fives... the book, but not the wizard :V-

Ow, my face! Also doubles as the front cover!

"No longer caring about anything to do with the "date" Kyu set up since he finally realizes every last thing she told him was all a setup. Plus, High Fives remind him of the TF2 mercenaries who have troubled him many times before. :V".

REVENGE IS NIGH!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ow, my face! Also doubles as the front cover!

"No longer caring about anything to do with the "date" Kyu set up since he finally realizes every last thing she told him was all a setup. Plus, High Fives remind him of the TF2 mercenaries who have troubled him many times before. :V".

REVENGE IS NIGH!

Pandora: "Want me to call her right now? I have her number."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Pandora: "Want me to call her right now? I have her number."

For what purpose? To give her a warning that will leaving her waiting in fear and dread for what is to come?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

For what purpose? To give her a warning that will leaving her waiting in fear and dread for what is to come?

Pandora: "Nah. To make her think the date's going perfectly well."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Pandora: "Nah. To make her think the date's going perfectly well."

Oohoohoo, that will either lure her into a false sense of security, or make her upset that her setup failed! Ingenius!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oohoohoo, that will either lure her into a false sense of security, or make her upset that her setup failed! Ingenius!

Pandora: "Thank you."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Pandora: "Thank you."

I'd say do it, lady!

Yes yes, it's the perfect plan!

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-
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-and?-
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-Yang bought her one anyway :V-
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Kamui: "Hello, Erika."

-She leaps and does a diving kick-
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-Trying to find his likes-
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-What a good Master- :V
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Erika: "Papa is with Auntie Hinoka, as you can see!"

Already planning on it. At the very least, the incident could've been much worse than it is, that's all I'll say due to this being a rather private and sensitive matter to me. I've been worried for a while now, but things look to be mostly okay so far.
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Peridot: A cult I shall soon join the ranks of!
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"Steven, however, seemed determined to reveal the truth of the situation, for both Bismuth's sake, and that of her friends.

Steven: I'm going to tell them! I'm gonna tell them everything... "Said nervously, but bluntly. He truly wants to do the right thing."

"Bismuth's eyes widened in surprise upon hearing that...but she soon laughed it off, most, but not quite all of her tears ceasing to generate, many of the remaining tears slide down her face as she quietly laughed."

Bismuth: ...Heheheheh... Then you really are better than her.
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"Yes, thinking."

Good, I'll wish you and your family good luck.
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Altera: "I guessed you would"
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Mash: "Does she have to be poofed now...?"
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-More thinking...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'd say do it, lady!

Yes yes, it's the perfect plan!

-Pandora gives her a call-

Digital Hazard

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She leaps and does a diving kick-
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-Trying to find his likes-
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-What a good Master- :V
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Erika: "Papa is with Auntie Hinoka, as you can see!"

-DARUK'S PROTECTION-
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-she learned that he was still grieving the loss of someone important (aka he was dragged into this mess too soon)-
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-very much so -
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Kamui: "I was watching the whole fight, sweetie."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Good, I'll wish you and your family good luck.
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Altera: "I guessed you would"
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Mash: "Does she have to be poofed now...?"
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-More thinking...-

Thanks you, I very much appreciate it...
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Peridot: You guessed accurately!
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"Her light projected form blew up seconds after she said that, leaving only the actual bismuth gem on the ground."

Steven: ...She has to be bubbled.

"And Steven did just that."

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"I'll wait until she comes up with something to say more."

-Pandora gives her a call-

Digital Hazard

"Waiting for Digital, now."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Pandora gives her a call-

Digital Hazard

"Waiting for Digital, now."

Kyu: "Hello, the cutest fairy of all here~"

-DARUK'S PROTECTION-
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-she learned that he was still grieving the loss of someone important (aka he was dragged into this mess too soon)-
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-very much so -
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Kamui: "I was watching the whole fight, sweetie."

-Is ready to roll-
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Oh crap! This is what that fairy dragged me into, huh?
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Mordred: "Not surprised one of the swimsuits you bought is just some strings" :V
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Erika: "O-Oh, sure..." -Feels embarrassed at stating the obvious-

Peridot: You guessed accurately!
___

"Her light projected form blew up seconds after she said that, leaving only the actual bismuth gem on the ground."

Steven: ...She has to be bubbled.

"And Steven did just that."

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"I'll wait until she comes up with something to say more."

Altera: "Just take in mind, it's a long series"
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Mash: "... Do you need time to be alone?"
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-Same here- :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Just take in mind, it's a long series"
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Mash: "... Do you need time to be alone?"
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Peridot: I can assure you it's not a problem.

"She managed to binge-watch the first five seasons in their entirety in the span of 24 hours."
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Steven: ...No...there's something I have to do right away.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Hello, the cutest fairy of all here~"

Pandora: "Hey, Pandora here. I... don't know how you did it, Kyu, but you did it. You found the perfect match for me~!

He's ugly, yeah, but he's so sweet, so funny, so... explosive~! A fellow prankster too~ I think I'm in love~!"

-she then winked at Merasmus, making it obvious that this was a lie, but Kyu was none the wiser -

-Is ready to roll-
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Oh crap! This is what that fairy dragged me into, huh?
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Mordred: "Not surprised one of the swimsuits you bought is just some strings" :V
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Erika: "O-Oh, sure..." -Feels embarrassed at stating the obvious-

-YES-
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-yep, a poor man who was forcefully dragged into this mess when he just wanted to be alone-

-she can't help but feel bad for him?-
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Yang: -snickers-
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Kamui: "But it's fine. I guess you were just excited about the fight and all."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Pandora: "Hey, Pandora here. I... don't know how you did it, Kyu, but you did it. You found the perfect match for me~!

He's ugly, yeah, but he's so sweet, so funny, so... explosive~! A fellow prankster too~ I think I'm in love~!"

-she then winked at Merasmus, making it obvious that this was a lie, but Kyu was none the wiser -

"As he pondered how they would further the revenge scheme and completely get back at Kyu for this whole mess."

"The Bombinomicon just wanted an opportunity to have Kyu caught in a storm of explosives."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: I can assure you it's not a problem.

"She managed to binge-watch the first five seasons in their entirety in the span of 24 hours."
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Steven: ...No...there's something I have to do right away.

-And that's saying something considering how long they are-
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Mash: "Right..."

Pandora: "Hey, Pandora here. I... don't know how you did it, Kyu, but you did it. You found the perfect match for me~!

He's ugly, yeah, but he's so sweet, so funny, so... explosive~! A fellow prankster too~ I think I'm in love~!"

-she then winked at Merasmus, making it obvious that this was a lie, but Kyu was none the wiser -


-YES-
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-yep, a poor man who was forcefully dragged into this mess when he just wanted to be alone-

-she can't help but feel bad for him?-
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Yang: -snickers-
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Kamui: "But it's fine. I guess you were just excited about the fight and all."

"As he pondered how they would further the revenge scheme and completely get back at Kyu for this whole mess."

"The Bombinomicon just wanted an opportunity to have Kyu caught in a storm of explosives."

Kyu: "Ooooh, I see~ I knew you would be thankful to me, gal"
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-She kicks-
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-VERY-

-Now she's disposed to cheer him up!-
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-Nothing else to do with them for now, I guess-
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Erika: "Yes! Papa and auntie are great at fighting!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Ooooh, I see~ I knew you would be thankful to me, gal"
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-She kicks-
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-VERY-

-Now she's disposed to cheer him up!-
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-Nothing else to do with them for now, I guess-
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Erika: "Yes! Papa and auntie are great at fighting!"

Pandora: "Wanna come and wish good luck to the happy couple~?"
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-pointless against the Protection-

-if anything, it was an automatic parry-
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-how?-
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-indeed-
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Kamui: "They sure are, sweetie."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: "Wanna come and wish good luck to the happy couple~?"
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-pointless against the Protection-

-if anything, it was an automatic parry-
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-how?-
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-indeed-
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Kamui: "They sure are, sweetie."

Kyu: "Oh sure thing~" As if I wasn't seeing everything.
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Melt: He can't keep on that forever...
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-She's thinking...-
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Erika: -Now in Mama's shoulders- "I wonder who'll win next time..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Oh sure thing~" As if I wasn't seeing everything.
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Melt: He can't keep on that forever...
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-She's thinking...-
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Erika: -Now in Mama's shoulders- "I wonder wh'll win next time..."

-is she?-
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-yes he can!-
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-what are her thoughts?-
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Kamui: "Probably me."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And that's saying something considering how long they are-
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Mash: "Right..."

"So far she hasn't constructed a shipping chart, however."
___

"He went off to tell the Crystal Gems what happened. Including why she was bubbled and hidden away the first time."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-is she?-
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-yes he can!-
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-what are her thoughts?-
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Kamui: "Probably me."

-She has seen it livestreamed-
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-She keeps kicking in hopes to break it-
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Hey, what you'd like to do?
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Erika: "Because Mama is a dragon?"

"So far she hasn't constructed a shipping chart, however."
___

"He went off to tell the Crystal Gems what happened. Including why she was bubbled and hidden away the first time."

-Aside from Zorlonk-
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-Mash accompanying him-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

She has seen it livestreamed-
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-She keeps kicking in hopes to break it-
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Hey, what you'd like to do?
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Erika: "Because Mama is a dragon?"

-so she expects it-

-clever-
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-he parries every strike-
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Jaune: "Huh?"
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Kamui: "Exactly."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-so she expects it-

-clever-
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-he parries every strike-
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Jaune: "Huh?"
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Kamui: "Exactly."

-She'll not be deceived...-
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Melt: "Why-" -parry- "-you-" -parry "-don't-" -parry- "get" -parry- "hit?!"
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I asked what you want to do.
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Erika: "Well, Mama is very strong..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Aside from Zorlonk-
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-Mash accompanying him-

"Who has a great deal of love interests like OoT Link."

___

"The Crystal Gems were initially confused by how weak and depressed he seemed. As well as that he had Bismuth in a bubble."

"He explained everything to them as time passed."

-She'll not be deceived...-
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"But she might still get her head comedically enlarged or shrunk. :V"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She'll not be deceived...-
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Melt: "Why-" -parry- "-you-" -parry "-don't-" -parry- "get" -parry- "hit?!"
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I asked what you want to do.
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Erika: "Well, Mama is very strong..."

-but she had to admit it was convincing-
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-PUNCH-
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Jaune: "Um..."
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Kamui: "Indeed I am."

 

[Deleted member]

-She will have it as a backup plan of there's nothing else she can do...-
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-Probably of just the humanoid part-

-hmm...-

-Calamaramon would be considered beautiful by her standards? :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Who has a great deal of love interests like OoT Link."

___

"The Crystal Gems were initially confused by how weak and depressed he seemed. As well as that he had Bismuth in a bubble."

"He explained everything to them as time passed."

-And since she got to season 5, the Flute of Ages, that means she definitely has seen tthe bootlegs of said love interests-
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-Mash offering her support-

"But she might still get her head comedically enlarged or shrunk. :V"

-but she had to admit it was convincing-

-LOL-

Kyu: Kudos for her acting though, I might have been fooled otherwise.

-PUNCH-
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Jaune: "Um..."
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Kamui: "Indeed I am."

-BLOCKED-
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-She waiting-
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Erika: "I wonder how many can Mama take on!"

-hmm...-

-Calamaramon would be considered beautiful by her standards? :V-

-Meanwhile, the angel and devil are looking for the Legendary Spirits still scattered-
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-The humanoid part at least-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Andsince she got to season 5, the Flute of Ages, that means she definitely has seen tthe bootlegs of said love interests-
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-Mash offering her support-

Peridot: Clearly, these individuals are the ones most compatible with Zorlonk.
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"The Crystal Gems understood his situation entirely, but were nonetheless upset to hear what Bismuth tried to do and that she must be contained for now. They sadly placed her bubble inside the bubbled room in Garnet's part of the temple, among the bubbles of the many corrupted Gems."

"They met Steven outside on the deck of his house later that evening. He could only gaze at the sky, feeling despair and remorse, but the Crystal Gems comforted him, some placing their hands on his shoulders as a sign of that support. They spent most of the night afterward watching the night sky...and the fireworks that would start later."

(Mr Fish, I'm so glad you've made it!) "Happy serpent."

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