Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"But yeah, the bot took good care of the bike during the brief time she was carrying it back down."

-Yang is very grateful of that-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-they keep on attacking-
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Jaune: "N-Nice to meet you, Farore."
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Kanna: "Would you like to play with us?"
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Yang: "Heheh. Thanks."

-She absorbing the durability of the shield-
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Likewise~ -Smiles-

Kyu: -From afar- "Hot damn! Didn't thought she would pull out the big guns by getting into such shape"

She likes to do good first impressions.

She sure does... -Spying Wolf Link via binoculars-
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Eleonora: "Me? Play?"

Alice: "Yes, you don't want to?"

Eleonora: "Actually... I wouldn't mind"

da Vinci: "Sure, go ahead"
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Mordred: "Will make sure to be more careful with it, I guess"

"That they do!"
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Steven: Either way, you did what you felt you had to. You've survived, and you've helped and protected a lot of people along the way since. I'd say that's pretty great.
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"Should be interesting to see how this place came to be. And it'll be in the entertaining form of theatre, to top it off. "

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"It'll be easier to count out the people who won't laugh. :V"

Medea: -Goes to see her younger self-
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Mash: "You're right... I lost so much, but gained even more that I want to protect"
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Aya: I wonder if the Crystal Gems had part on it...
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-Can they even be counted when the number is 0?- :V

 

[Deleted member]

"That instantly made her happy."

-he also happy-

-Nothing more than research, can't leave this space after all-
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Carmilla: Luckily I wouldn't have bathed in your blood now.

-will respond later; too sleepy :V-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She absorbing the durability of the shield-
---
Likewise~ -Smiles-

Kyu: -From afar- "Hot damn! Didn't thought she would pull out the big guns by getting into such shape"

She likes to do good first impressions.

She sure does... -Spying Wolf Link via binoculars-
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Eleonora: "Me? Play?"

Alice: "Yes, you don't want to?"

Eleonora: "Actually... I wouldn't mind"

da Vinci: "Sure, go ahead"
---
Mordred: "Will make sure to be more careful with it, I guess"

-much more durable than if Link held it-
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Jaune: -not sure what do say-
---
-Lily first asks her what she thinking of people camping? :V-
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Yang: "Or else you'll get punched." :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

-will respond later; too sleepy :V-

KEK

-much more durable than if Link held it-
---
Jaune: -not sure what do say-
---
-Lily first asks her what she thinking of people camping? :V-
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Yang: "Or else you'll get punched." :V

-And said durability spreads towards her body-
---
Are you 'kay, Jaune?
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Eleonora: "It's a valid strategy"
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Mordred: "I like my face the way it is" :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And said durability spreads towards her body-
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Are you kay, Jaune?
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Eleonora: "It's a valid strategy"
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Mordred: "I like my face the way it is" :V

-oh dang!-
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Jaune: "I-I am!"
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Kanna: "I told you, Lily!"
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-Yang chuckled at that-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-oh dang!-
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Jaune: "I-I am!"
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Kanna: "I told you, Lily!"
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-Yang chuckled at that-

-Urbosa sees the Alter Ego smirk-
---
-Giggles- Well, aren't you cute?
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-She grumbled-

Eleonora: "So what are you playing?"

Gil: "Tag"
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Luka: "Now we going to buy clothes or not?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Yang is very grateful of that-

Just doing my thing!

Medea: -Goes to see her younger self-
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Mash: "You're right... I lost so much, but gained even more that I want to protect"
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Aya: I wonder if the Crystal Gems had part on it...
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-Can they even be counted when the number is 0?- :V

"And then?"
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Steven: Heh. ...I wonder if mom went through something similar.
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"They've been around for centuries, so chances are, they did."
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"Nope.avi."

-he also happy-


-

(Wonderful! The show starts in two hours. I'll see you there!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And then?"
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Steven: Heh. ...I wonder if mom went through something similar.
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"They've been around for centuries, so chances are, they did."
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"Nope.avi."

-No idea-
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Mash: "Because of her wish to protect Earth?"
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-She is curious-
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-Meanwhile Pandora was called to meet Kyu at a beach cave- The Stoopid Unikorn

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-No idea-
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Mash: "Because of her wish to protect Earth?"
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-She is curious-
---
-Meanwhile Pandora was called to meet Kyu at a beach cave- The Stoopid Unikorn

"Leaving that alone for now, then."
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Steven: Yeah...as much as she loved the Earth, as much as she wanted to help other Gems...Judging by what happened to all the other Crystal Gems, it came at a price...No one who came into her life ever seemed to hold it against her, though. I don't know how she does it, live through all that, and then have me...I still feel like I have so much to live up to.

Bismuth: Steven, you oughta know something. You're not Rose Quartz, you are different. That's what's so exciting. You don't have to be like Rose Quartz. You can be someone even better.
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"And the show should be entertaining, to top it off. "
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"Now to wait for Uni."

 

[Deleted member]

(Wonderful! The show starts in two hours. I'll see you there!)

(See you there....)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Leaving that alone for now, then."
___

Steven: Yeah...as much as she loved the Earth, as much as she wanted to help other Gems...Judging by what happened to all the other Crystal Gems, it came at a price...No one who came into her life ever seemed to hold it against her, though. I don't know how she does it, live through all that, and then have me...I still feel like I have so much to live up to.

Bismuth: Steven, you oughta know something. You're not Rose Quartz, you are different. That's what's so exciting. You don't have to be like Rose Quartz. You can be someone even better.
___

"And the show should be entertaining, to top it off. "
___

"Now to wait for Uni."

-Very well...-

-Altera was looking for Peridot-
---
Mash: "I agree with her, while still looking at her to learn from mistakes and be an inspiration"
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Aya: -Giggle- "Can't wait to see how it will be~"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

(See you there....)

"While waiting for the time to come, does Mr. Fish tell Boudica about any of this?"

"Moana would tell Undyne, too, but she's off on her own right now."

-Very well...-

-Altera was looking for Peridot-
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Mash: "I agree with her, while still looking at her to learn from mistakes and be an inspiration"
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Aya: -Giggle- "Can't wait to see how it will be~"

"And found her using her tablet to post several status updates on Twitter. :V"

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Bismuth: And you know something else? Someone even better, deserves an even better weapon.
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"Steven's spoken highly of it, at least. "

 

[Deleted member]

"While waiting for the time to come, does Mr. Fish tell Boudica about any of this?"

"Moana would tell Undyne, too, but she's off on her own right now."

-he does, but I'm too sleepy to have him speak to Boudica directly- :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And found her using her tablet to post several status updates on Twitter. :V"

___

Bismuth: And you know something else? Someone even better, deserves an even better weapon.
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"Steven's spoken highly of it, at least. "

Altera: "What are you doing?"
---
Mash: "Hm? You think?"
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-Making Aya excited-

-he does, but I'm too sleepy to have him speak to Boudica directly- :V

Boudica: -Happy for her kiddo-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Urbosa sees the Alter Ego smirk-
---
-Giggles- Well, aren't you cute?
---
-She grumbled-

Eleonora: "So what are you playing?"

Gil: "Tag"
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Luka: "Now we going to buy clothes or not?"

Urbosa: "What's with the look?"
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Jaune: "C-Cute?"
---
Kanna: "Who was it again?"
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Yang: "Sure!"

Just doing my thing!

Yang: "You're awesome."

-Meanwhile Pandora was called to meet Kyu at a beach cave- The Stoopid Unikorn The Stoopid Unikorn

Pandora: "What do you want, Kyu?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-he does, but I'm too sleepy to have him speak to Boudica directly- :V

"Fair enough. :V"

"Time passed, and the Milotic went back to the beach, waiting for Mr. Fish and for the show to begin."

Altera: "What are you doing?"
---
Mash: "Hm? You think?"
---
-Making Aya excited-

Peridot: Altera! Hello! I've been Informing internet people such as myself of my current status!
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Bismuth: C'mon, follow me to the forge. I've got something in mind.

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"She'll only have to wait until tomorrow night for it."

Yang: "You're awesome."

I am?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "What's with the look?"
---
Jaune: "C-Cute?"
---
Kanna: "Who was it again?"
---
Yang: "Sure!"
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Pandora: "What do you want, Kyu?"

Melt: "Oh, nothing~"
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Yes, don't you think so?
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Kuro: "I don't recall..."
---
-To the clothing store!-

-They see Rin and Weiss inside-
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-When she entered she discovers that the fairy wasn't there...-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: Altera! Hello! I've been Informing internet people such as myself of my current status!
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Bismuth: C'mon, follow me to the forge. I've got something in mind.

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"She'll only have to wait until tomorrow night for it."

Altera: "Meaning you are tweeting?"
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-Mash proceeds to do-
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-She can be patient-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I am?

Yang: "Heck yeah you are?"

Melt: "Oh, nothing~"
---
Yes, don't you think so?
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Kuro: "I don't recall..."
---
-To the clothing store!-

-They see Rin and Weiss inside-
---
-When she entered she discovers that the fairy wasn't there...-

-Urbosa attacks-
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Jaune: "Well... not compared to you..."
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Weiss: "How does this one look, Rin?"
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Pandora: "... What?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Meaning you are tweeting?"
---
-Mash proceeds to do-
---
-She can be patient-

Peridot: Precisely! My followers love me!

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"As does Steven."
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"Was quite nice of Gaster to buy another ticker for her as well."

Yang: "Heck yeah you are?"

..Heheh, sorry, I'm still not completely used to being complimented or praised where I come from...Not from most of my fellow high school students, anyway.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

..Heheh, sorry, I'm still not completely used to being complimented or praised where I come from...Not from most of my fellow high school students, anyway.

Yang: "... Nice joke, girl."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Urbosa attacks-
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Jaune: "Well... not compared to you..."
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Weiss: "How does this one look, Rin?"
---
Pandora: "... What?"

-She's suddenly very resistant!-
---
Yeah, I know I'm cute.

Palutena: "Can testify"
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Rin: "It showcases your legs"
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-Then the entrance is sealed-

-And that's when Merasmus with a dinner table, candles and a mariachi band make their presence known-

KingofPhantoms

Peridot: Precisely! My followers love me!

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"As does Steven."
___

"Was quite nice of Gaster to buy another ticker for her as well."

Altera: "May I see?"
---
Mash: "I wonder if you could upgrade my shield..."
---
-At some point in the future she'll accidentally call him "Father"-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She's suddenly very resistant!-
---
Yeah, I know I'm cute.

Palutena: "Can testify"
---
Rin: "It showcases your legs"
---
-Then the entrance is sealed-

-And that's when Merasmus with a dinner table, candles and a mariachi band make their presence known-

KingofPhantoms KingofPhantoms

Urbosa: "Where this this toughness come from?"
---
LMAO
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Weiss: "Forget that part. How does it look on me?"
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Pandora: "What the hell is going on here?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "Where this this toughness come from?"
---
LMAO
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Weiss: "Forget that part. How does it look on me?"
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Pandora: "What the hell is going on here?"

Meltlilith: "I absorbed your shield's durability"
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Now where will you take me?
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Rin: "It goes very well with you, that's what I meant"
---
-She got a text message from the fairy-

Kyu: Hope you enjoy your date.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Meltlilith: "I absorbed your shield's durability"
---
Now where will you take me?
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Rin: "It goes very well with you, that's what I meant"
---
-She got a text message from the fairy-

Kyu: Hope you enjoy your date.

Urbosa: "Anything else about it that you absorbed?"
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Jaune: "I... I haven't really had anything in mind..."

-it's alright, Farore knows all of the secrets :V-
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Weiss: "Oh. Thank you."
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Pandora: DATE?!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "Anything else about it that you absorbed?"
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Jaune: "I... I haven't really had anything in mind..."

-it's alright, Farore knows all of the secrets :V-
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Weiss: "Oh. Thank you."
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Pandora: DATE?!

Melt: "I am not going to simply answer that"
---
That's better then! We can discover places together!
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Rin: "What of this skirt? Think the color fits me?"

-It's light pink-
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-Now to wait for KoP-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "I am not going to simply answer that"
---
That's better then! We can discover places together!
---
Rin: "What of this skirt? Think the color fits me?"

-It's light pink-
---
-Now to wait for KoP-

Urbosa: She's gotten the metallic properties too, didn't she?
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Jaune: "Wait, what?"
---
Weiss:
---
-yep-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "... Nice joke, girl."

It's not a joke. I'm really not popular in school at all.

-
Altera: "May I see?"
---
Mash: "I wonder if you could upgrade my shield..."
---
-At some point in the future she'll accidentally call him "Father"-

Peridot: Why certainly!

"Insert excerpts from the actual official Peridot Twitter account that was used to promote and tie into new Steven Universe episodes for a while here."
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Bismuth: You kiddin'? Of course I can. But first, there's an old project of mine I'd like to reveal.
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"Can't escape those Freudian Slips sometimes lol"

-Then the entrance is sealed-

-And that's when Merasmus with a dinner table, candles and a mariachi band make their presence known-

Pandora: "What the hell is going on here?"

Greetings, lovely Pandora! The fairy Kyu recently approached me with the prospect of matchmaking...And here I am now, to offer you the chance at a date with Merasmus the Magnificent! Well, not really a chance, because it looks like Kyu sealed the entrance for some reason. But still! Magnificent date!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

It's not a joke. I'm really not popular in school at all.

Yang: "... Maybe if you showed the cool robot stuff, you'd be totally the talk of your town."

Greetings, lovely Pandora! The fairy Kyu recently approached me with the prospect of matchmaking...And here I am now, to offer you the chance at a date with Merasmus the Magnificent! Well, not really a chance, because it looks like Kyu sealed the entrance for some reason. But still! Magnificent date!

Pandora: "Suuuuure, let me just go ahead and strangle that fairy first." -about to go to her Labyrinth to loophole around the fact that there's no exit-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: She's gotten the metallic properties too, didn't she?
---
Jaune: "Wait, what?"
---
Weiss:

-Maybe...-

-She kicks in a series of moves that look like a dance-
---
Come on! Let's explore the city! -Even if she's here mostly as an excuse to spy on the Hero of Twilight in person, she won't take away the chance to have some fun-
---
Rin: "What?"

Peridot: Why certainly!

"Insert excerpts from the actual official Peridot Twitter account that was used to promote and tie into new Steven Universe episodes for a while here."
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Bismuth: You kiddin'? Of course I can. But first, there's an old project of mine I'd like to reveal.
___

"Can't escape those Freudian Slips sometimes lol"

Altera: "I see you're quite popular"
---
Mash: "Sure, go ahead!"
---
-Nope, also she goes to see Papyrus-

-yep-

Greetings, lovely Pandora! The fairy Kyu recently approached me with the prospect of matchmaking...And here I am now, to offer you the chance at a date with Merasmus the Magnificent! Well, not really a chance, because it looks like Kyu sealed the entrance for some reason. But still! Magnificent date!

-The best thing is that this is all being recorded and livestreamed by none other than Shuten, using her Presence Concealment to be undetected and unseen-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Maybe...-

-She kicks in a series of moves that look like a dance-
---
Come on! Let's explore the city! -Even if she's here mostly as an excuse to spy on the Hero of Twilight in person, she won't take away the chance to have some fun-
---
Rin: "What?"

-Urbosa dodges them in a similar fashion and decides to put her theory to the test, snapping her fingers to cast lightning-
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Jaune: "Alright then."
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Weiss: "This color doesn't suit you at all, Rin."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Urbosa dodges them in a similar fashion and decides to put her theory to the test, snapping her fingers to cast lightning-
---
Jaune: "Alright then."
---
Weiss: "This color doesn't suit you at all, Rin."

-And her theory is proven correct, Melt becoming an electricity sponge-
---
-She takes his hand-
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Rin: -Sigh- "Should have guessed. Maybe a black one..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And her theory is proven correct, Melt becoming an electricity sponge-
---
-She takes his hand-
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Rin: -Sigh- "Should have guessed. Maybe a black one..."

-Urbosa smirked; her lightning strikes are now unblockable and will never miss-
---
-and drags him along?-
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Weiss: "Black fits on anyone, to be fair."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Urbosa smirked; her lightning strikes are now unblockable and will never miss-
---
-and drags him along?-
---
Weiss: "Black fits on anyone, to be fair."

Melt: "D-D-Damn y-o-o-oou!"
---
-And drags him to the streets-
---
Rin: "How about red?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "... Maybe if you showed the cool robot stuff, you'd be totally the talk of your town."

I was built to protect the Earth, and I save the whole town from danger all the time! So you'd think more students my age would think I'm cool, right? Apparently not when my school's social circle is ruled by two fashion tyrants who hate my guts.

-

-The best thing is that this is all being recorded and livestreamed by none other than Shuten, using her Presence Concealment to be undetected and unseen-

Pandora: "Suuuuure, let me just go ahead and strangle that fairy first." -about to go to her Labyrinth to loophole around the fact that there's no exit-

W-Wait! Oh come on, now, give the wizard a chance! You and I actually have a lot in common, you know! We both enjoy playing pranks on most of Chaldea, for example!

Altera: "I see you're quite popular"
---
Mash: "Sure, go ahead!"
---
-Nope, also she goes to see Papyrus-

-

Peridot: Just as it should be! This thing's amazing, and my new found metal powers allow me to do even more amazing things with it!
___

"At the forge, now!"
___

"Grilling food by the beach as Sans taught him how to do."

IS THIS CORRECT, BROTHER?

you graduated from Chaldea's homeschool cooking lessons a few years ago. i'm sure those hot dogs and steaks that you're grilling will turn out delicious. "drinking some soda while relaxing in a lawn chair."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "D-D-Damn y-o-o-oou!"
---
-And drags him to the streets-
---
Rin: "How about red?"

-Urbosa now had a huge advantage when Melt thought she had this in the bag-
---
-KEK-
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Weiss: "A darker shade of red would be perfect on you."

I was built to protect the Earth, and I save the whole town from danger all the time! So you'd think more students my age would think I'm cool, right? Apparently not when my school's social circle is ruled by two fashion tyrants who hate my guts.

Yang: "That sucks..."

W-Wait! Oh come on, now, give the wizard a chance! You and I actually have a lot in common, you know! We both enjoy playing pranks on most of Chaldea, for example!

Pandora: "I'm not the only prankster in Chaldea and you don't see me trying to charm them... even though it would totally work with how hot I am." :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: Just as it should be! This thing's amazing, and my new found metal powers allow me to do even more amazing things with it!
___

"At the forge, now!"
___

"Grilling food by the beach as Sans taught him how to do."

IS THIS CORRECT, BROTHER?

you graduated from Chaldea's homeschool cooking lessons a few years ago. i'm sure those hot dogs and steaks that you're grilling will turn out delicious. "drinking some soda while relaxing in a lawn chair."

Altera: "Good to see you're having a time. I don't have nearly as much followers in social media.

Though there was a meme on how I tend to speak about civilizations..."
---
-Yes, they are there!-
---
Aya: "Hello, you two"

-Urbosa now had a huge advantage when Melt thought she had this in the bag-
---
-KEK-
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Weiss: "A darker shade of red would be perfect on you."

-A hoist by her own petard-

-She tried to see if she could finish this quick-
---
-While humming her Sacred Song from SS-

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Rin: "I used to wear vests in life on crimson, maybe it would still work"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-A hoist by her own petard-

-She tried to see if she could finish this quick-
---
-While humming her Sacred Song from SS-

---
Rin: "I used to wear vests in life on crimson, maybe it would still work"

-she can't-

-both seem at a match when it comes to grace and agility-

-but Urbosa's lightning gives her the advantage she needs to overwhelm the Alter Ego-
---
-HOW CUTE-
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Weiss: "It should."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she can't-

-both seem at a match when it comes to grace and agility-

-but Urbosa's lightning gives her the advantage she needs to overwhelm the Alter Ego-
---
-HOW CUTE-
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Weiss: "It should."

Melt: "I was so reckless now!"
---
-Yeah, that seems to be her charm, a cute behavior-
---
Rin: -Sees the other three- "Oh hey you..."

Mordred: "Hey"