Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "I was so reckless now!"
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-Yeah, that seems to be her charm, a cute behavior-
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Rin: -Sees the other three- "Oh hey you..."

Mordred: "Hey"

Urbosa: "Patience is key, Meltlilith. You have the grace and agility needed to avoid blows and keep a distance, giving you the space you need to think of a way to approach. And with some focus, you could be more presice than a Rito."
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-a very cute one at that-
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Yang: "I kinda wanna see Rin in a pink skirt, honestly."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "Patience is key, Meltlilith. You have the grace and agility needed to avoid blows and keep a distance, giving you the space you need to think of a way to approach. And with some focus, you could be more presice than a Rito."
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-a very cute one at that-
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Yang: "I kinda wanna see Rin in a pink skirt, honestly."

Melt: "Hm, you think? Yeah, I'm a bit too much of a fighting fanatic, if I'm honest..."
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-It's been just two minutes and this girl already looks ways out of his league-
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Mordred: "Finally someone who knows crimson is the best color"

Rin: "You could say"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "Hm, you think? Yeah, I'm a bit too much of a fighting fanatic, if I'm honest..."
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-It's been just two minutes and this girl already looks ways out of his league-
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Mordred: "Finally someone who knows crimson is the best color"

Rin: "You could say"

Urbosa: "There's nothing wrong with enjoying a good fight. Just think before you strike."
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-as if she were an actual goddess-
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Yang: "Nah, yellow's the best."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "There's nothing wrong with enjoying a good fight. Just think before you strike."
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-as if she were an actual goddess-
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Yang: "Nah, yellow's the best."

Melt: "I'll admit, you did get my blood pumping"
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Ooh, that place looks interesting! -Amusement park-
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Luka: "Well said, sister"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "I'll admit, you did get my blood pumping"
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Ooh, that place looks interesting! -Amusement park-
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Luka: "Well said, sister"

Urbosa: "I assume that's a compliment, so thank you."
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Jaune: She sounds like a kid...
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-they fist bump-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "I assume that's a compliment, so thank you."
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Jaune: She sounds like a kid...
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-they fist bump-

Melt: "It is, you're welcome"
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-And is as excited as one-
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Rin: "So why you're just wearing leaves?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "That sucks..."

You get used to it after a while. More or less...Most of the town still appreciates the work I do.

"It's just getting along accepted by human teenagers, especially her peers at school, that she seems to have a lot trouble with..."

Pandora: "I'm not the only prankster in Chaldea and you don't see me trying to charm them... even though it would totally work with how hot I am." :V

Our moralities aren't exactly on the "Good" spectrum, either! And we both have great magic powers!

Altera: "Good to see you're having a time. I don't have nearly as much followers in social media.

Though there was a meme on how I tend to speak about civilizations..."
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-Yes, they are there!-
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Aya: "Hello, you two"

Peridot: Oh, right! "Mee-ems!" Those are hilarious! My followers eat that kind of stuff up! I'm sure you'll rise up in the well-respected ranks of social media popularity eventually.
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"And there's lots of target dummies set up around."
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GREETINGS, AYA!

how's it hanging?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: Oh, right! "Mee-ems!" Those are hilarious! My followers eat that kind of stuff up! I'm sure you'll rise up in the well-respected ranks of social media popularity eventually.
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"And there's lots of target dummies set up around."
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GREETINGS, AYA!

how's it hanging?

Altera: "Thanks, albeit it's not like it matters much to me"
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Mash: "That's for the new weapon?"
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Aya: "Quite well, you two?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Thanks, albeit it's not like it matters much to me"
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Mash: "That's for the new weapon?"
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Aya: "Quite well, you two?"

Peridot: Suit yourself!
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Bismuth: You bet! Now, take a look at Rose's old sword, here. I designed this sword for a fair fight. It can cut through a Gem's physical form in an instant! Destroying the body, but never the Gem.

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AFTER THE ORDEAL WITH HESSONITE, THIS CULINARY PRACTICE IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED! AND THERE ARE FIREWORKS SCHEDULED THIS EVENING! I WOULD SAY I AM GREAT, AS USUAL!

i'm good. "drinking soda."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: Suit yourself!
___

Bismuth: You bet! Now, take a look at Rose's old sword, here. I designed this sword for a fair fight. It can cut through a Gem's physical form in an instant! Destroying the body, but never the Gem.

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AFTER THE ORDEAL WITH HESSONITE, THIS CULINARY PRACTICE IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED! AND THERE ARE FIREWORKS SCHEDULED THIS EVENING! I WOULD SAY I AM GREAT, AS USUAL!

i'm good. "drinking soda."

Altera: "Ah?"
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Mash: "It's impressive craftsmanship"
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Aya: "Fireworks? I didn't hear about them"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "It is, you're welcome"
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-And is as excited as one-
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Rin: "So why you're just wearing leaves?"

"Now, I assume you still want to spar against Daruk?"
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-yep-
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Yang: "Long story."

You get used to it after a while. More or less...Most of the town still appreciates the work I do.

"It's just getting along accepted by human teenagers, especially her peers at school, that she seems to have a lot trouble with..."

Yang: "Well, if some people appreciate your efforts, why care about the others?"

Our moralities aren't exactly on the "Good" spectrum, either! And we both have great magic powers!

Pan: "You're so ugly you make me barf. And last I checked, one of your pranks tried to kill me. So excuse me if I'm not in the mood for a loser like you."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Now, I assume you still want to spar against Daruk?"
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-yep-
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Yang: "Long story."

Melt: "Perhaps"
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This place looks quite fun~
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Luka: "We need some new stuff from here too"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Ah?"
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Mash: "It's impressive craftsmanship"
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Aya: "Fireworks? I didn't hear about them"

"Peri thinks way more highly of social media popularity than she and nearly everyone else in Chaldea does, that's all. :V"

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Bismuth: But... Homeworld doesn't fight fair. That's why we need a different strategy. *Winks and clicks her tongue* I was working on a weapon that would've been a gamechanger. Homeworld knows how to hit us where it counts, but we can do everything they can do, and better. Here it is: the weapon that would've won the war.

"She reveals this weapon."

Spoiler

Steven: Whoa!
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MOST OF US DIDN'T. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SPREAD THE WORD, ONCE MY COOKING WAS COMPLETE! SANS WOULD'VE DONE IT EARLIER...BUT HE'S BEING A LAZYBONES!

"Snoring"

Yang: "Well, if some people appreciate your efforts, why care about the others?"

Good point. School life's just tougher on some days...

Pan: "You're so ugly you make me barf. And last I checked, one of your pranks tried to kill me. So excuse me if I'm not in the mood for a loser like you."

Didn't you try to kill the likes of Pit and several of your current Chaldean allies in the past?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "Perhaps"
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This place looks quite fun~
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Luka: "We need some new stuff from here too"

Urbosa: "You may go, if you wish."
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Jaune: "You already said that..."
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Yang: "Eeyup."

Good point. School life's just tougher on some days...

Yang: "If you say so..." <-- has these things called boobs, so she was a popular girl :V

Didn't you try to kill the likes of Pit and several of your current Chaldean allies in the past?

Pan: "That's just the past though."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Peri thinks way more highly of social media popularity than she and nearly everyone else in Chaldea does, that's all. :V"

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Bismuth: But... Homeworld doesn't fight fair. That's why we need a different strategy. *Winks and clicks her tongue* I was working on a weapon that would've been a gamechanger. Homeworld knows how to hit us where it counts, but we can do everything they can do, and better. Here it is: the weapon that would've won the war.

"She reveals this weapon."

Spoiler

Steven: Whoa!
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MOST OF US DIDN'T. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SPREAD THE WORD, ONCE MY COOKING WAS COMPLETE! SANS WOULD'VE DONE IT EARLIER...BUT HE'S BEING A LAZYBONES!

"Snoring"

-And there's nothing inherently wrong with that, at least Altera thinks-
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Mash: "What is that?"
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Aya: "I can't wait to see them then"

Urbosa: "You may go, if you wish."
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Jaune: "You already said that..."
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Yang: "Eeyup."

-She does~-
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Oh, sorry, it's just that I don't date much...
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Rin: "Do you guys have money?"

Luka: "Always some at my side"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And there's nothing inherently wrong with that, at least Altera thinks-
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Mash: "What is that?"
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Aya: "I can't wait to see them then"

"Either way, she came here for a different reason."
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Bismuth: I call it a Breaking Point.

Steven: Cool! What does it do?

Bismuth: Just watch. Hah! Listen up, you Homeworld upper crusts! We! are! the Crystal Gems! "Angry grunt as she activates the weapon, completely demolishing the dummy. It was even aimed directly at the location on the dummy where an actual Gem's...well, gem would be."
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FEEL FREE TO ENJOY SOME OF MY FINELY GRILLED CUISINE AS YOU DO!

Yang: "If you say so..." <-- has these things called boobs, so she was a popular girl :V

I still appreciate the advice. And the compliments. Thanks!

"Meanwhile, there's only one particular guy in Jenny's school who's had a very long-lasting attraction to her. "

Pan: "That's just the past though."

Exactly! All of my pranks are in the past as well! Even if very recently...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She does~-
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Oh, sorry, it's just that I don't date much...
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Rin: "Do you guys have money?"

Luka: "Always some at my side"

Daruk: -sparring with the Zerks-
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Jaune: "Me neither..."
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Yang: "She's not sharing with you though."

I still appreciate the advice. And the compliments. Thanks!

"Meanwhile, there's only one particular guy in Jenny's school who's had a very long-lasting attraction to her. "

OH MY

Yang: -fist bump-

Exactly! All of my pranks are in the past as well! Even if very recently...

Pan: "You'e gonna do them again next year."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

OH MY

Yang: -fist bump-

"It's true, though. :V"

"FIST BUMP WITH METAL FISTS"

Pan: "You'e gonna do them again next year."

Oh please, our roleplayers won't be active by October of 2020! So, why not make good use of the time we have until then?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"It's true, though. :V"

"FIST BUMP WITH METAL FISTS"



Oh please, our roleplayers won't be active by October of 2020! So, why not make good use of the time we have until then?

-Jenny wonders about Yang's own metal first?-
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Pan: "By dating each other?!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Jenny wonders about Yang's own metal first?-
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Pan: "By dating each other?!"

Say, if you don't mind me asking, why is one of your own arms mechanical?
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What way to spend it better"? NONE, of course!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Say, if you don't mind me asking, why is one of your own arms mechanical?
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What way to spend it better"? NONE, of course!

Yang: "Long story short, someone sliced off my arm."
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Pan: "... I'm leaving."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Either way, she came here for a different reason."
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Bismuth: I call it a Breaking Point.

Steven: Cool! What does it do?

Bismuth: Just watch. Hah! Listen up, you Homeworld upper crusts! We! are! the Crystal Gems! "Angry grunt as she activates the weapon, completely demolishing the dummy. It was even aimed directly at the location on the dummy where an actual Gem's...well, gem would be."
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FEEL FREE TO ENJOY SOME OF MY FINELY GRILLED CUISINE AS YOU DO!

-Yeah, for stuff about the shows Peridot likes-
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Mash: "Wait, is it meant to actually... Kill Gems?"
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Aya: "Thanks. So, I was wondering about your grandfather..."

Daruk: -sparring with the Zerks-
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Jaune: "Me neither..."
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Yang: "She's not sharing with you though."

Melt: "So that's where he is..."
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Then we can discover new things together!
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Rin: "Not surprised..."
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-Kamui sees Brynhildr again-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "So that's where he is..."
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Then we can discover new things together!
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Rin: "Not surprised..."
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-Kamui sees Brynhildr again-

-indeed-
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Jaune: "I guess..."
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KEK
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Kamui: -decides to silently approach this time-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-
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Jaune: "I guess..."
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KEK
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Kamui: -decides to silently approach this time-

-She approaches-
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Doesn't that makes it more exciting~?
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Rin: "If it's not enough you can ask from us"
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Brynhildr: -Hasn't turned around yet-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She approaches-
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Doesn't that makes it more exciting~?
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Rin: "If it's not enough you can ask from us"
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Brynhildr: -Hasn't turned around yet-

Daruk: -laughing heartily- "That was some nice sparring, Berserkers!"
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Jaune: "I guess?"
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Yang: "Will do?"
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-Kamui still sneaking-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Daruk: -laughing heartily- "That was some nice sparring, Berserkers!"
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Jaune: "I guess?"
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Yang: "Will do?"
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-Kamui still sneaking-

-Heracles did a roar in agreement-

Vlad: "You're truly as tough and strong as you look"
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-She smiles radiantly and with confidence-
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-Thus they return to their clothes shopping-
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Brynhildr: -Unsuspecting-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "Long story short, someone sliced off my arm."
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Pan: "... I'm leaving."

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!
___

W-Wait, we haven't even had dinner yet!

-Yeah, for stuff about the shows Peridot likes-
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Mash: "Wait, is it meant to actually... Kill Gems?"
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Aya: "Thanks. So, I was wondering about your grandfather..."

"And wasn't there something she intended to give her?"
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Bismuth: That's right! One shot from this baby will shatter any Gem in the galaxy, in the blink of an eye.

Steven: ...Shattering a Gem would destroy them forever.

Bismuth: Exactly! Those Homeworld Gems won't be able to retake this planet when they're reduced to shards.

"She then handed the weapon over to Steven."

There! Now you look like you really mean Bismuth.
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WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Heracles did a roar in agreement-

Vlad: "You're truly as tough and strong as you look"
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-She smiles radiantly and with confidence-
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-Thus they return to their clothes shopping-
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Brynhildr: -Unsuspecting-

Daruk: "They don't call me Champion for nothing. Haha!"
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-Jaune felt somewhat reassured by it-
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-yep-
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Kamui: -HUGS!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!
___

W-Wait, we haven't even had dinner yet!

Yang: "It's fine. Don't think that he'll bother me again anyway."
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Pan: "I'm not having dinner with someone who doesn't have an indoor voice. My ears would be bleeding if I wasn't a goddes..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And wasn't there something she intended to give her?"
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Bismuth: That's right! One shot from this baby will shatter any Gem in the galaxy, in the blink of an eye.

Steven: ...Shattering a Gem would destroy them forever.

Bismuth: Exactly! Those Homeworld Gems won't be able to retake this planet when they're reduced to shards.

"She then handed the weapon over to Steven."

There! Now you look like you really mean Bismuth.
___

WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

-Oh, right!-

-... I forgot what it is-
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Mash: "Bismuth, with all respect, I am unsure of this.

I have killed myself, but it's because I've had no option"
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Aya: "Well, in general about him"

Daruk: "They don't call me Champion for nothing. Haha!"
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-Jaune felt somewhat reassured by it-
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-yep-
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Kamui: -HUGS!-

Melt: -Approaching- "Excuse me"
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Awww~ You're smiling now~!
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Luka: "There's a bunch of good stuff here~"
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Brynhildr: "Ah?!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: -Approaching- "Excuse me"
---
Awww~ You're smiling now~!
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Luka: "There's a bunch of good stuff here~"
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Brynhildr: "Ah?!"

Daruk: "Hm?"

-despite his great size, he seemed very friendly-
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Jaune: "I am?"
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-but it costs money :V-
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Kamui: "Brynhildr."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Daruk: "Hm?"

-despite his great size, he seemed very friendly-
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Jaune: "I am?"
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-but it costs money :V-
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Kamui: "Brynhildr."

Melt: "I heard you're a great fighter"
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Yes~ Oooh, carnival games~!
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-And?- :V
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Brynhildr: "W-What are you doing?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "It's fine. Don't think that he'll bother me again anyway."
---
Pan: "I'm not having dinner with someone who doesn't have an indoor voice. My ears would be bleeding if I wasn't a goddes..."

So at least the culprit's out of your life.
___

Merasmus can be quieter if he chooses to be!

-Oh, right!-

-... I forgot what it is-
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Mash: "Bismuth, with all respect, I am unsure of this.

I have killed myself, but it's because I've had no option"
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Aya: "Well, in general about him"

"Something to do with upgraded Limb Enhancers, right?"
___

Steven: Shattering Gems...wouldn't that make us the same as Homeworld?

Bismuth: Of course not! We'd be shattering them for the sake of our cause, to protect our allies, our friends, to free all Gems from Homeworld's tyranny! You're worried about this, too, Mash? Come on, haven't your people done things like that before, for the greater good?

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SANS CAN TELL YOU MORE THAN I CAN, BELIEVE IT OR NOT! FOR THERE WAS A LONG PERIOD OF TIME WHERE GRANDFATHER DID NOT EXIST, AND DURING THAT TIME, HIS HISTORY IN THE UNDERGROUND WAS COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN, AND ALL MEMORIES EVERYONE HAD OF HIM WERE ERASED...SANS, HOWEVER, DID EVERYTHING HE COULD TO REMEMBER HIM. AND SUCCEEDED.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Something to do with upgraded Limb Enhancers, right?"
___

Steven: Shattering Gems...wouldn't that make us the same as Homeworld?

Bismuth: Of course not! We'd be shattering them for the sake of our cause, to protect our allies, our friends, to free all Gems from Homeworld's tyranny! You're worried about this, too, Mash? Come on, haven't your people done things like that before, for the greater good?

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SANS CAN TELL YOU MORE THAN I CAN, BELIEVE IT OR NOT! FOR THERE WAS A LONG PERIOD OF TIME WHERE GRANDFATHER DID NOT EXIST, AND DURING THAT TIME, HIS HISTORY IN THE UNDERGROUND WAS COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN, AND ALL MEMORIES EVERYONE HAD OF HIM WERE ERASED...SANS, HOWEVER, DID EVERYTHING HE COULD TO REMEMBER HIM. AND SUCCEEDED.

-Oh yeah!-

Altera: "By the way, I brought the enhancers back"
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Nash: "But when there's no option, we try to be civil when we can to spare deaths"
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Aya: "Well, lucky thing he's here"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Oh yeah!-

Altera: "By the way, I brought the enhancers back"
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Nash: "But when there's no option, we try to be civil when we can to spare deaths"
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Aya: "Well, lucky thing he's here"

Peridot: Oh, excellent! Thank you!
___

Bismuth: Since when? I never got that idea from Chaldea's army...
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HIS STORY IS A LONG AND TRAGIC ONE...I THINK HE MAY STILL HARBOR REGRET OVER WHAT HE HAD DONE TO BRING HIMSELF BACK TO REALITY. I CANNOT BLAME HIM, BUT THERE'S UNDOING THE PAST. I KNOW MANY OF US HAVE BEEN HELPING HIM COPE WITH IT. INCLUDING YOURSELF!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "I heard you're a great fighter"
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Yes~ Oooh, carnival games~!
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-And?- :V
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Brynhildr: "W-What are you doing?"

Daruk: "Sure am! How about you?"
---
-she wants Jaune to win a plushie for her~!-
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-she doesn't want to spend it?- :V

Luka: "If it's for myself, then it's fine." :V
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Kamui: "Tell me why are you avoiding us so much and I'll let you go."

So at least the culprit's out of your life.
___

Merasmus can be quieter if he chooses to be!

Yang: "Yep."
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Pan: "How about you stay mute?" :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "Yep."
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Pan: "How about you stay mute?" :V

If it's any consolation, your new arm is really cool!
___

Why is it impossible to please you?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

If it's any consolation, your new arm is really cool!
___

Why is it impossible to please you?

Yang: "Trust me, I know. It's also a gun."
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Pandora: "Because I don't like you."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: Oh, excellent! Thank you!
___

Bismuth: Since when? I never got that idea from Chaldea's army...
___

HIS STORY IS A LONG AND TRAGIC ONE...I THINK HE MAY STILL HARBOR REGRET OVER WHAT HE HAD DONE TO BRING HIMSELF BACK TO REALITY. I CANNOT BLAME HIM, BUT THERE'S UNDOING THE PAST. I KNOW MANY OF US HAVE BEEN HELPING HIM COPE WITH IT. INCLUDING YOURSELF!

Altera: "Upgraded to support your new abilities plus it now has an integrated communicator"
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Mash: "Where more reactionary to threats than causing them"
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Aya: "I.. Don't deserve to be thanked. I'm a serial murderer..."

Daruk: "Sure am! How about you?"
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-she wants Jaune to win a plushie for her~!-
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-she doesn't want to spend it?- :V

Luka: "If it's for myself, then it's fine." :V
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Kamui: "Tell me why are you avoiding us so much and I'll let you go."

Melt: "I really like to fight"
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Think you can win one for me~?
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-Who says that when it's for herself?- :V
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Brynhildr: "P-Please don't try to be kind to me..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "I really like to fight"
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Think you can win one for me~?
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-Who says that when it's for herself?- :V
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Brynhildr: "P-Please don't try to be kind to me..."

Daruk: "And how good are you at fighting?"
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Jaune: "I can try, I guess..."
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KEK
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Kamui: "Then just tell me why and I promise I'll let you go afterwards."