Mother****er. I just got an infraction for getting infractions.
What's more, it's a ****ing permanent one. What the hell? And when click on the link they give me to try to read up on the rules to find out how not to get more surprise permanent infractions, it links me to a page on how to do the 657 different ****ing smiley faces. Thanks, smashboards. What a well-run system you have here. The Global rules are, apparently, smiley faces. Wonderful.
God damn bureaucracy. A man can't post trollfaces anymore. GOD FORBID THAT WE HAVE FUN, ALMIGHTY MODERATORS. THIS IS JUST TOO SERIOUS AN ATMOSPHERE. IF WE LET JUST ANYONE DISRUPT IT BY POSTING LESS-THAN-MEANINGFULLY FOR HUMOROUS PURPOSES, SMASHBOARDS WOULD COLLAPSE ALL AROUND US, AND OUR DUTIES ARE TOO SACRED FOR THAT.