I just remembered a funny story about my uncle
So ten years ago my uncle was with this woman, and they were very happy together. He even proposed to her at my birthday party (which was kinda weird but ok) they were set to be married by spring of the next year.
At the same time, a new guy started working at his job. His name was Joe. He was very secretive of his past, no one even knew his last name, but he was cool. He and my uncle became best friends, and I even met him a few times. What was weird about Joe was that he always had something caught in his eye. The few times I met him he was constantly rubbing his eye, and it was always the right one. There was never not something in his eye, it was weird.
Anyway, Joe gets invited to my uncle’s place for dinner. And while he’s there he gets very close with the fiancé, a little too close. Months go by, business as usual. The day of the wedding arrives, but the bride is nowhere to be seen! We head over to his place only to find all her belongings are gone. There’s only a note on the table. “I’m in love with Joe, and we’re leaving forever. Don’t try and find us, you won’t”
My uncle was heartbroken. And she was right, we never found her or Joe. They vanished without a trace. Ten years later he still hasn’t been with another woman. And whenever I ask about it he just has this to say.
If it hadn’t been for caught-in-eye Joe
I’d been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, caught-in-eye Joe?