But I'm physically incapable of doing so
Yeah.
It because you're WEAK. >;T
You let society DOMESTICATE you and now you're nothing more than a household cat, who kill mice for fun.
And that's why household cats are the most murderous type of feline in existence. They kill for fun cause they're already fed. Which is pretty metal. But you're not that, you're one of those household cats that stare at mice.
JUST LIKE HOW YOU STARE AT THAT BIG ASS TUXEDO BOI THROWING AROUND HIS TRUNK TO SEND YOU INTO THE PIT.
(Real talk, in my opinion, Mario 64 is fun and so are those slide levels.)
Edit: man, I am really good at pausing the thread. Lmao
Edit 2: Paused and forced the entire thread to evacuate. Outstanding.