Good Guy Giygas
Smash Master
Yea but he canonically has a Twitter account so I felt he'd probably use it to vent.Normal people have their room upstairs. So do that unless you like to be weeeeeeeeiiiiiirrrrd.
For the most part, King ****. But I think Meta-Knight should be at the top. He cares TOO much about winning to not want to know the stats.