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[Rie Sonomura]

I was Team Fake, if only for Mach Rider tipping me off

And that it felt like a wishlist that was too good to be true

 

[Gentlepanda]

I still think the Grinch leak is real and that we just have to wait a bit for the Grinch to bless us with his fabled fighters

look see, he's already given us ken and banjo

now if only someone would rid us of that pesky tony the tiger

 

[Raxxel]

Oh yeah hey did you guys see this

............
Note to self: Never stand anywhere near @Dark_Wizzy_ when he's watching from the revival platform.

Absolute destruction. pic.twitter.com/RJFRSOpWYI

— Tylor (@theSirToasty) August 25, 2019

This the reason we're not getting a new F-Zero btw. He's ****ing dead.

 

[Noipoi]

The grinch week was the best worst time to be in this fandom.

It was absolute ****, but it was also hilarious.

 

[Cosmic77]

I was Team Fake, if only for Mach Rider tipping me off

And that it felt like a wishlist that was too good to be true

Main reasons why I thought it was fake is because...

1. Incineroar was nowhere to be seen, and Verge blatantly said it was in. His track record was spot on so far.
2. Five unique newcomers in one Direct seemed to contradict Sakurai asking fans not to expect too many newcomers.
3. Being so close to release, it would've been dumb not advertising all these characters sooner.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I was leaving the con and saw this cute dog. I’ve never opened up the camera app so fast before.

I would show you but the image machine is * * * * i n g d e a d

 

[Gentlepanda]

Five unique newcomers in one Direct seemed to contradict Sakurai asking fans not to expect too many newcomers.

sAkUrAi AlWaYs LiEs

 

[Deleted member]

I was Team Fake, if only for Mach Rider tipping me off

And that it felt like a wishlist that was too good to be true

I was Team On-the-fence tbh

 

[Deleted member]

The grinch week was the best worst time to be in this fandom.

It was absolute ****, but it was also hilarious.

The sharpest double edged sword as far as SSB goes.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

K, but do you really want 100 The Quartering and No Bull**** vids on how Pokemon turned SJW?

My dude there's people screaming about SJWS because of Prime 4 being delayed and people are screaming about She Hulk being feminist cancer and that they shouldn't need to make Hulk trans alongside babies crying that Moon Knight is gonna be played by Laverne Cox and ****. They'll cry no matter what

Even if they did, the american localization would have changed it.

I meant the localization

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Main reasons why I thought it was fake is because...

1. Incineroar was nowhere to be seen, and Verge blatantly said it was in. His track record was spot on so far.
2. Five unique newcomers in one Direct seemed to contradict Sakurai asking fans not to expect too many newcomers.
3. Being so close to release, it would've been dumb not advertising all these characters sooner.

Yeah. I had to admit that the proximity to launch was the main reason it was fake. I didn’t really believe it, moreso, desperately wanted it to be true.

 

[DerpingPikachu]

I was Team On-the-fence tbh

I was team real, but after I saw Incineroar in action I really didn't mind it being fake.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

My dude there's people screaming about SJWS because of Prime 4 being delayed and people are screaming about She Hulk being feminist cancer and that they shouldn't need to make Hulk trans alongside babies crying that Moon Knight is gonna be played by Laverne Cox and ****. They'll cry no matter what

I meant the localization

Wait what.

They do know She-Hulk is like, her own character right?

Also, is Laverne Cox really gonna play Moon Knight? Or are they making that up?

 

[Noipoi]

sAkUrAi AlWaYs LiEs

Sakurai does trick people, but it always last for one second. Like when he said ZSS wouldn’t be in Smash 4, then immediately said he was just kidding.

I don’t think he’d keep up a ruse for six months.

 

[Aurane]

Wait we were talking about Allister and I didn't take the opportunity to post Allister fanart? Absurd. Watch and realize.

Edit: GOD DAMN IT

 

[DerpingPikachu]

Are images already broken again?

 

[Deleted member]

Are images already broken again?

You'll get used to it

 

[TheMightyP]

My dude there's people screaming about SJWS because of Prime 4 being delayed and people are screaming about She Hulk being feminist cancer and that they shouldn't need to make Hulk trans alongside babies crying that Moon Knight is gonna be played by Laverne Cox and ****. They'll cry no matter what

Not to disregard your point, I have never heard anything about Prime 4's delay being related to the SJW bogeyman.

 

[Cosmic77]

Are images already broken again?

They started working again so Smashboards fixed the problem.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Wait what.

They do know She-Hulk is like, her own character right?

Also, is Laverne Cox really gonna play Moon Knight? Or are they making that up?

They do not lmaooooo. She Hulk's been around for nearly half a century yet these fake nerd boys are just trying to get in our pants smh

"WAAAAAH THE SJWS ARE PROBABLY GONNA MAKE MOON KNIGHT A TRANS BLACK WAAAAAAH WHY IS A MUSLIM THING WITH BRIE LARSON EXISTING". So yeah, made up

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

They started working again so Smashboards fixed the problem.

Nope. Not working.

 

[Aurane]

They started working again so Smashboards fixed the problem.

This is too literal for me.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

They do not lmaooooo. She Hulk's been around for nearly half a century yet these fake nerd boys are just trying to get in our pants smh

"WAAAAAH THE SJWS ARE PROBABLY GONNA MAKE MOON KNIGHT A TRANS BLACK WAAAAAAH WHY IS A MUSLIM THING WITH BRIE LARSON EXISTING". So yeah, made up

I wish someone would try to get in my pants.

JK. They can’t because I don’t wear pants.

And just for that reaction, I actually WANT Moon Knight to be a trans black woman. Stick it to them.

 

[TheMightyP]

Speaking of Marvel, I hope Captain Marvel 2 gets a new writer, because some of the dialouge and moments were just... awful.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Not to disregard your point, I have never heard anything about Prime 4's delay being related to the SJW bogeyman.

It exists, I'd show a picture of it but the images broke again apparantly

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Speaking of Marvel, I hope Captain Marvel 2 gets a new writer, because some of the dialouge and moments were just... awful.

I don’t understand this POV tbh. Like, I thought the movie was great.

It exists, I'd show a picture of it but the images broke again apparantly

Make like the Hero of Time and Link it.

 

[Gyrom8]

Was team 'probably fake', but my issue was less with the numbers of characters (though five unique newcomers was sus as ****), more that it seemed like a carefully calculated selection made by fans, not by Sakurai - who as he showed with the Plant, is still able to go confound our expectations and pattern-based theorising

 

[CosmicQuark]

I was 75% on it being real. It felt like the story of it being fake was more ludicrous than the story of it being real--and it was. And it had inspired choices for the roster--had we gotten more characters, that seemed to tick all of the boxes. I actually think Mach Rider made it seem more likely--not a character I expected, but made perfect sense in hindsight.

As it got closer to November, it seemed less and less likely. How could they reveal 7 characters in that amount of time? Then we learned the final Smash Direct was the longest Direct at 40 minutes. That was a great sign, although it still felt too much all at once. I was at 50/50 at that point.

But to me what was disappointing was not that the Grinch banner was false--I would have been disappointed had the Grinch banner never came up--it was that Box Theory was true. It felt completely lopsided--revealed the most characters in the shortest presentation first, revealed the least (and most expected, rumors or not) in the longest presentation last. Still don't understand that. Less unique characters than Smash 64--started doubting if I preferred Ultimate to getting a more typical sequel at that point.

So, I can understand those that were disappointed, and I can understand the shock for those who were far more certain of its veracity than me. I certainly needed to take some time to reflect on it, and part of me misses that time period given how active it was (well, except for the toxicity--I'll take slow to toxic any day). But during that time reflecting I remember saying after the August Direct, "They packed $90 worth of content here," but was still not fully satisfied personally with the new content. So after reflection when I think of Ultimate + Fighter's Pass as the full game, many of my reservations seemed inconsequential by that point and I was back in.

 

[BlueMonk]

I was leaning real on the grinch leak but I wasn't surprised when it was fake, nor did I care

It really made me think of the Grinch in a whole new way though and for that I am eternally grateful

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I don’t understand this POV tbh. Like, I thought the movie was great.



Make like the Hero of Time and Link it.

At worst it was just an average Marvel movie. Which is perfectly fine

I'll link this instead

YouTube will be forever trapped in 2015 pic.twitter.com/QCvuiNW04H

— conservative art and other terrible stuff. (@BadConservart) February 2, 2019

And yes this is one of the many dudes screaming about Marvel trying to murder white men because Captain Marvel exists

 

[TheMightyP]

I don’t understand this POV tbh. Like, I thought the movie was great.

It was average IMO. Not bad, here was some entertaining moments, some boring moments, but there wasn't a point where I was on the edge of my seat like other MCU movies. Just felt like an average Superhero film from the 2000s.

Like, more power to you if you thought it was great, but I feel as of it could be better.

Also, they really overhyped her for Endgame, when all she got was like a 5 minute cameo lol.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

I’m bored so

What features do you expect to be added to future Smash updates? What would you like to see?

 

[Raxxel]

They do not lmaooooo. She Hulk's been around for nearly half a century yet these fake nerd boys are just trying to get in our pants smh

"WAAAAAH THE SJWS ARE PROBABLY GONNA MAKE MOON KNIGHT A TRANS BLACK WAAAAAAH WHY IS A MUSLIM THING WITH BRIE LARSON EXISTING". So yeah, made up

These are the same people who call others snowflakes btw.

Never gonna forget the torture that was sifting through complaints about female costumes not being sexy in MK11 just to find any real discussion about the game. Unbelievably annoying. These people suck lmao.

 

[Noipoi]

I’ve compiled a list of all the people whom I hate, and why.

staindgrey I asked if I could have his toilet, He said no, i’ll never forgive him

Zinith I bet him I could eat nails and survive. My tongue is mangled now. WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP ME?

@Taylor F I asked him what the “F” stood for. He told me the answer. I didn’t like the answer because it wasn’t funnel cake.

Guh-Huzzah! I wanted to know how many live chickens he’s eaten. He said none. That’s an unacceptable number.

TheMightyP He ate an apple. That’s illegal in my home country.

Professor Pumpkaboo the Geoff incident.

Ramen Tengoku I ate his pants. They weren’t very tasty.

Gentlepanda He used a “No U” card on me, and now my species is endangered.

Wademan94 he keeps telling me to stop kidnapping puppies. Why are you trying to discourage my hobbies???

 

[CosmicQuark]

I’m bored so

What features do you expect to be added to future Smash updates? What would you like to see?

Probably the only feature I'd be interested in would be Smashdown Online. I can't think of anything that would fundamentally change things up that I would like--a better single player option, but that's not happening. Even a boss rush mode doesn't interest me personally, even if Grunty came with it (well, I'd be excited for the Grunty, not the boss rush mode itself). But I'm curious to hear what others think is likely, perhaps there's something I hadn't considered that I'd be interested in.

 

[Deleted member]

I’ve compiled a list of all the people whom I hate, and why.

staindgrey I asked if I could have his toilet, He said no, i’ll never forgive him

Zinith I bet him I could eat nails and survive. My tongue is mangled now. WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP ME?

@Taylor F I asked him what the “F” stood for. He told me the answer. I didn’t like the answer because it wasn’t funnel cake.

Guh-Huzzah! I wanted to know how many live chickens he’s eaten. He said none. That’s an unacceptable number.

TheMightyP He ate an apple. That’s illegal in my home country.

Professor Pumpkaboo the Geoff incident.

Ramen Tengoku I ate his pants. They weren’t very tasty.

Gentlepanda He used a “No U” card on me, and now my species is endangered.

Wademan94 he keeps telling me to stop kidnapping puppies. Why are you trying to discourage my hobbies???

If my life depends on it, I can change it, perhaps.

 

[TheMightyP]

I’m bored so

What features do you expect to be added to future Smash updates? What would you like to see?

I can see either a new Single Player mode, or a new Online mode. 3.0.0 came with a bunch of new features, all which tied to both single player and online in some way, 3.1.0 came with VR, 4.0.0 mostly got new online modes with an extra difficulty in WoL, so it's probable we get one and/or the other.

The odd one out was 2.0.0, which added a new local multiplayer mode.

 

[DerpingPikachu]

I’m bored so

What features do you expect to be added to future Smash updates? What would you like to see?

I'd love new modes, I miss home run contest and smash run tbh. I know trophies aren't coming back but I miss those too.

 

[Aurane]

Tfw someone posts a list of people they hate and you're not on it.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

I’ve compiled a list of all the people whom I hate, and why.

staindgrey I asked if I could have his toilet, He said no, i’ll never forgive him

Zinith I bet him I could eat nails and survive. My tongue is mangled now. WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP ME?

@Taylor F I asked him what the “F” stood for. He told me the answer. I didn’t like the answer because it wasn’t funnel cake.

Guh-Huzzah! I wanted to know how many live chickens he’s eaten. He said none. That’s an unacceptable number.

TheMightyP He ate an apple. That’s illegal in my home country.

Professor Pumpkaboo the Geoff incident.

Ramen Tengoku I ate his pants. They weren’t very tasty.

Gentlepanda He used a “No U” card on me, and now my species is endangered.

Wademan94 he keeps telling me to stop kidnapping puppies. Why are you trying to discourage my hobbies???

Aww, you don't hate me? ****.