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[Gentlepanda]

this is what happens when you spend so long demanding that your Hero has gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

 

[Will]

this is what happens when you spend so long demanding that your Hero has gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

could they ask him to be fast

all of his non-smash attacks are slow as ****

 

[Metal Shop X]

when you realise you've been playing three houses for almost a week straight

Xenoblade 2 stolen my life. (600~ hours at least)

Now, Three Houses is going to steal my soul.

But hey, atleast we have tea time, right?

 

[Gentlepanda]

could they ask him to be fast

all of his non-smash attacks are slow as ****

just acceleratle bro

 

[Will]

just acceleratle bro

THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM FASTER IN THE WAY I WANT IT TO

 

[Deleted member]

Xenoblade 2 stolen my life. (600~ hours at least)

Now, Three Houses is going to steal my soul.

But hey, atleast we have tea time, right?

Three Houses wants to steal your soul, and it distracts you with tea time.

All according to plan.

 

[Deleted member]

could they ask him to be fast

all of his non-smash attacks are slow as ****

I'm fine with his normals being not great because his specials are ****in bonkers and that's probably what they were going for. If he had decent frame data he would be an actual nightmare.

 

[Will]

dawg it hasnt even been more than a week and now im seeing "THE BEST HERO GUIDE!!!" even though he's just a newborn

 

[Metal Shop X]

Three Houses wants to steal your soul, and it distracts you with tea time.

All according to plan.

They are stealing my soul by making me british.

Btw, if you're british and you read this, nothing against you, but good FE LORD, WHY IS TEA TIME SO HARD?!?!

 

[Gentlepanda]

Btw, if you're british and you read this, nothing against you, but good FE LORD, WHY IS TEA TIME SO HARD?!?!

because tea time is a complex art that demands only the finest etiquette, smalltalk, and subtle passive-aggressiveness

 

[MasterOfKnees]

This is pretty funny. Not every character needs to be geared toward the competitive community. Not everything is about the competitive side of Smash.

He's probably going to be a bigger problem for casual players than competitive ones in the long run, competitive players eventually learn and adapt, but casuals will continue to struggle as they don't go into the nitty gritty. Moves like Magic Burst, Whack, Kaboom and Kazap (I love these names) are so incredibly punishing to players who don't prepare themselves for them, it's part of the reason why so many are so salty about him now, we're in a period where nobody has had time to adapt to him, but eventually the competitive players will while the casuals won't, because they don't really read up on the game, they just want to sit down and have some fun, and Hero has a lot of stuff that's not so fun to come up against.

I'm absolutely certain he's going to get the Little Mac/K. Rool treatment at some point and get some serious nerfs, and not because he'll do well at tournaments, but because he's going to be problematic online.

 

[staindgrey]

because tea time is a complex art that demands only the finest etiquette, smalltalk, and subtle passive-aggressiveness

Okay then explain to me why "nod" ruins everything beyond repair and "sip tea" makes them adore the ground upon which you walk.

 

[StormC]

Still got it.

 

[Shadowwolflink]

The roster is honestly fine. I just don't like the "power up" characters, like Cat Peach, etc..

Who I would remove: Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, Metal/Gold Mario, Pink Gold Peach,

Replaced With: Hammer Bro, Diddy Kong, Funky Kong and Kirby

SERIOUSLY, WHY IS KIRBY NOT IN THIS? IS AIR RIDE FORGOTTEN?! Jesus.

I wouldn't remove the powerup characters, I would just make them what they should have been from the beginning, selectable costumes like the Yoshis and Shy Guys.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Okay then explain to me why "nod" ruins everything beyond repair and "sip tea" makes them adore the ground upon which you walk.

Finally someone who understand my pain.

Tea Time is like the final episode of Evangelion or some ****, it's draining to get a answer wrong, especially when there is no reason for it to be wrong.

****ING TEA.

 

[StormC]

K. Rool may not be a good character but I've stuck with him through thick and thin and have no reason to drop him as of yet. Hopefully he'll get some buffs when Banjo comes but I'm still out there kicking arse and taking names with the character I voted for in the Smash Ballot. Feel pretty happy about that.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Why we have random tea times is beyond me.

 

[Deleted member]

Heyo, fellas. So, with Blender's newest, (AND BY THE WAY ACTUALLY AMAZING) update, I decided it would be a good time to try my hand at a short film. Currently modelling the main character.

Spoiler

So, I want to know, what do you guys think makes a good short film?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Heyo, fellas. So, with Blender's newest, (AND BY THE WAY ACTUALLY AMAZING) update, I decided it would be a good time to try my hand at a short film. Currently modelling the main character.

Spoiler

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So, I want to know, what do you guys think makes a good short film?

It's a short film, so make sure the story isn't too complicated. Keep things simple, yet enjoyable. Make the storyline heartfelt and straightforward with very likable and well-developed characters. And, with story: remember to show, don't tell. You can still have dialogue, but try to limit exposition dump as much as possible.

 

[Captain Shwampy]

>use the cute tomboy rival for a new mobile game but a not mainline game

keep loosing SWSH

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Shoutout to the best Animal Crossing villager.

The Welcome Amiibo update was amazing.

 

[Knight Dude]

The roster is honestly fine. I just don't like the "power up" characters, like Cat Peach, etc..

Who I would remove: Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, Metal/Gold Mario, Pink Gold Peach,

Replaced With: Hammer Bro, Diddy Kong, Funky Kong and Kirby

SERIOUSLY, WHY IS KIRBY NOT IN THIS? IS AIR RIDE FORGOTTEN?! Jesus.

Captain Falcon will never be in a racing game again.
You'll never drift on these hoes with Samus Aran.
You'll never get to play as Fox or Falco after they become G-Zero racers.
Diddy's not coming back.
Baby Waluigi will rule the meta of Mario Kart 9.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

It's over

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Spring_2019_PGRU

The first ever Smash Ultimate Global Power rankings have been released. And I can say... I'm pleased with the list overall. Very nicely organized.

 

[Captain Shwampy]

According to datamines:
Red has 3 alt outfits
Cynthia has a dress that is based off Kommo-o
Blue has a Denim vest outfit
The XY Chef guy from the E4 has plaid outfit
The Team Rocket Admins have files
Cheren and Misty have alt outfits based of previous game appearances
some pokemons are going to have alt clothes too
ASH GRENINJA from the anime is in the files as a NPC not a pokemon
Leaf found in files too

 

[Curious Villager]

I kinda just realized this when messing around with Hero in Training mode, but when you commit Kamikaze, your opponent will actually look terrified back at you.
I should have taken a screenshot when Bowser showed the perfect reaction and pose at the right time when I found out about this, heh.

 

[Aurane]

>use the cute tomboy rival for a new mobile game but a not mainline game

keep loosing SWSH

Hop is cute too, wtf

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

The word is out. It was kinda obvious, but now we have confirmation.

 

[Will]

The word is out. It was kinda obvious, but now we have confirmation.
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wait so the hero just pops up in the middle of a video and swings a sword?

****ing lame

 

[Noipoi]

>use the cute tomboy rival for a new mobile game but a not mainline game

keep loosing SWSH

*losing

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM FASTER IN THE WAY I WANT IT TO

BUT HE IS FRESH FROM THE FIGHT

 

[Aurane]

*losing

You sure showed them.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

wait so the hero just pops up in the middle of a video and swings a sword?

****ing lame

Eh, I guess it’s about the finished product, at the end of the day. Even then, it still looks odd in the finished product.

 

[TheCJBrine]

The word is out. It was kinda obvious, but now we have confirmation.
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Is this why it seems to lag a bit?

 

[Noipoi]

You sure showed them.

I can’t stand for word crimes

By correcting spelling mistakes I’m making this world a better place

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Is this why it seems to lag a bit?

Lag? I experience no lag when I use the Final Smash.

 

[Cosmic77]

>use the cute tomboy rival for a new mobile game but a not mainline game

keep loosing SWSH

While I do like her design, I also like having a rival who's the younger brother of the region's Champion. Living up to his big brother's name gives Hop another reason to want to be better than the protagonist.

wait so the hero just pops up in the middle of a video and swings a sword?

****ing lame

Sakurai had to use a video because SE wouldn't allow him to use the unique character models.

They also didn't allow him to take lunch breaks either.

 

[Shroob]

Can we ban matpat talk please? I’m sick of having to defend him from people because for whatever reason the internet thinks he’s Satan. It just makes me angry to see stuff like this. And I don’t want to be angry right now.

Why do you feel the need to defend a guy who makes enough that he can live comfortably in an incredibly fancy house in California?

I don't think he's satan but I also don't think he does what he does because he actually loves his job, good lord the Hollow Knight community put over several hour long videos debunking him for instance because they were soo afraid that newbies would use his video as a basis for the lore.

 

[TheCJBrine]

Lag? I experience no lag when I use the Final Smash.

The game seems fine, but the cutscene seems a bit choppy. I guess it's just frames, I tend to associate lag with both connection and low frames per second...

 

[Cosmic77]

I can’t stand for word crimes

By correcting spelling mistakes I’m making this world a better place

This song is your spirit animal, isn't it?

Side note...

I can’t stand for word crimes.

By correcting spelling mistakes, I’m making this world a better place.

Use proper punctuation, dummy!

 

[Rie Sonomura]

wait so the hero just pops up in the middle of a video and swings a sword?

****ing lame

leading to hilarious results if there's lag

There was a problem fetching the tweet

SEND HELP I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 25 MINUTES STRAIGHT AT THIS ****