Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[Cap'n Jack]

So is Banjo pretty much out?

Cause dang, that kinda sucks.

No, not even close

 

[Hinata]

Only if he comes with the most overpowered counter in the game; the tiger drop.

It's just like Ridley's sweetspotted down-B, only it does an extra 50%.

 

[GoeGoe]

BOoOooOrriiing :/

 

[osby]

I mean when they’re drawn in a way that is intended for people to find them attractive is it really that weird?

No. For human brain, there isn't a huge difference between finding a person in a photograph attractive and finding a drawn character attractive, just like fictional stories can effect us like real life events.

 

[Deleted member]

BOoOooOrriiing :/

What are you talking about, hentai is always interesting.

 

[TheCJBrine]

Another callback to the Subspace Emissary?

It actually seems to make sense, but I guess we can't confirm this.

Not sure what's with the comment thread, though.

-Smash 64, Master Hand is a child's hand (probably).

-Melee, Master and Crazy Hand are a young teen's hands (probably).

-Brawl, Master Hand has blue energy while also having blood, and was used as a puppet by Tabuu before being able to fight back and then getting knocked out. Crazy Hand chills in Classic Mode.

-Smash 4, Master Hand is a dark abomination with Crazy Hand just chilling in Special Orders.

-Ultimate, the new big bad Galeem clones Master Hand a billion times and turns the clones into his own fake-out army, tearing off their gloves and absorbing their energy before shooting out light-beams of death.

Whether there is a real, single Master Hand and his pal Crazy Hand or not is still unknown.

 

[Knight Dude]

Here's a dumb meme you might like.

😭 pic.twitter.com/K0vbhmmJqK

— DelTa @ 💪🤠 (@DiamondDogDelTa) November 16, 2018

 

[Iridium]

-Smash 64, Master Hand is a child's hand (probably).

-Melee, Master and Crazy Hand are a young teen's hands (probably).

-Brawl, Master Hand has blue energy while also having blood, and was used as a puppet by Tabuu before being able to fight back and then getting knocked out. Crazy Hand chills in Classic Mode.

-Smash 4, Master Hand is a dark abomination with Crazy Hand just chilling in Special Orders.

-Ultimate, the new big bad Galeem clones Master Hand a billion times and turns the clones into his own fake-out army, tearing off their gloves and absorbing their energy before shooting out light-beams of death.

Whether there is a real, single Master Hand and his pal Crazy Hand or not is still unknown.

And that's why I'm fascinated at the amount of lore Smash really has when you look at it.

 

[The DanMan051]

Oh look, discussing foot fetishism and casually ******** about Fates while I was gone

Another callback to the Subspace Emissary?

It actually seems to make sense, but I guess we can't confirm this.

Not sure what's with the comment thread, though.

Kinda neat, but also a very small thing.

 

[ZephyrZ]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

Well in all fairness, a lot of characters are meant to be attractive, especially in anime.

I won't lie that a lot of people get weird about it though, and some people act weirdly attracted to characters who aren't meant to be attractive themselves.

 

[Prince Koopa Jr]

In the trailer, there are multiple master hands. Imagine if "Masterhand lends a hand"

 

[Deleted member]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

I’m not.

 

[Deleted member]

Actually, @Shishœ, do you know how big the Yakuza franchise is? For both Sega and in general, of course.

Actually, I don't.
All I know about it is,like, one blog I follow that always makes mr think "man I really shouod play this game". Too many wacky moments to not experience.

Only if he comes with the most overpowered counter in the game; the tiger drop.

I want to see a demonstration of this, please.

 

[Deleted member]

In the trailer, there are multiple master hands. Imagine if "Masterhand lends a hand"

I mean, the 20th anniversary in smash is in January 2019 and that would align nicely for a dlc fighter announcement so...

 

[Blargg888]

I see... so we should talk about rule 34 of characters who are already in Smash then!

Alright, so who wants to discuss Piranha Plant R34 I got some if anyone wants some

joking

Who needs P Plant R34 when you just have wholesome P Plant?

I love the "Chrom holding a Banana Gun" thing.

 

[Opossum]

Who needs P Plant R34 when you just have wholesome P Plant?

I love the "Chrom holding a Banana Gun" thing.

I'd embed the tweet that started the Chrom banana joke but the mods would yell at me because of the F-bomb.

 

[Idon]

Actually, I don't.
All I know about it is,like, one blog I follow that always makes mr think "man I really shouod play this game". Too many wacky moments to not experience.

I want to see a demonstration of this, please.

It's just a simple gut punch right before a guy hits you. But like it gets super memed up because it does a bazillion damage.

 

[beans]

Who needs P Plant R34 when you just have wholesome P Plant?

I love the "Chrom holding a Banana Gun" thing.

Fire Emblem: Banana Gun
Orange Grenade
"Gotta eat'em whole"

 

[Dyllybirdy]

I think it makes more sense for Young Link to be faster. Poor Toon Link and his short legs. óvò

His poor, tiny, stubbly legs.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Banjo still has a solid chance with his and hers immense popularity and Nintendo’s willingness to work Microsoft. DLC always made more sense, and nothing yet had deconfirmed them.

 

[Opossum]

I'd be fine with Yakuza stuff in Smash. Then again, pretty much the only thing I know about the series is this ad I saw on YouTube once, but still.

 

[Deleted member]

I'd be fine with Yakuza stuff in Smash. Then again, pretty much the only thing I know about the series is this ad I saw on YouTube once, but still.

To be fair, once you see that masterpiece of an ad do you really need any more exposure to the series?

 

[Deleted member]

How is the plot of Yakuza?

Is it at the level of Uncharted? Similar to Metal Gear’s without counting Rising? Or like Dead Rising’s plot?

-If it is like Uncharted, then it is completely serious. There are a few jokes, but they don’t really touch the plot.
-In the case of Metal Gear, it has a defined plot, but also some times where they relax from the serious stuff (La Li Lu Le Lo, the bathroom soldier, the Kojima cameos, etc...)
-In the case of Dead Rising, it would just be madness that has a justification... And not much else.

 

[Buffalo Soldier]

I mean when they’re drawn in a way that is intended for people to find them attractive is it really that weird?

Yes.

Well in all fairness, a lot of characters are meant to be attractive, especially in anime.

I won't lie that a lot of people get weird about it though, and some people act weirdly attracted to characters who aren't meant to be attractive themselves.

Yeah, the humanoid characters are one thing, but the animals....

 

[Deleted member]

Yeah, the humanoid characters are one thing, but the animals....

are even more attractive!
(That was the worst thing I’ve ever written I’m so sorry)

 

[beans]

How is the plot of Yakuza?

Is it at the level of Uncharted? Similar to Metal Gear’s without counting Rising? Or like Dead Rising’s plot?

It's a crime drama whenever you're not in control. It's about a tower that its really important.
And when you're in control and doing anything else, its the best comedy ever. Undisputed, Yakuza franchise will make you laugh with the side-stuff. It's worth just for that if you arent interested in anything else from it.

 

[Deleted member]

It's a crime drama whenever you're not in control. It's about a tower that its really important.
And when you're in control and doing anything else, its the best comedy ever. Undisputed, Yakuza franchise will make you laugh with the side-stuff. It's worth just for that if you arent interested in anything else from it.

So like Metal Gear.
I’ll check it then.

 

[beans]

So like Metal Gear.
I’ll check it then.

Metal Gear never had you train a dominatrix in front of impressionable children.

 

[Deleted member]

Metal Gear never had you train a dominatrix in front of impressionable children.

But it had the randomness of Kojima.

And then there’s Metal Gear Rising.

 

[Luigifan18]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

Well, some of them certainly are attractive, but I refuse to take any attraction I may feel seriously.

 

[Deleted member]

I cosplayed as Red from Pokémon Fire Red once.

The costume was actually great, but my phisical appearance didn’t match him, mostly for my skin.

I still have the costume saved, doh.

 

[ZephyrZ]

I cosplayed as Red from Pokémon Fire Red once.

The costume was actually great, but my phisical appearance didn’t match him, mostly for my skin.

I still have the costume saved, doh.

I don't see why it matters if someone looks just like the character they're cosplaying as, it's all just meant to be in good fun. I have a curly brown beard but I'm probably going to cosplay Red myself anyway one of these days.

 

[KarneraMythos]

I cosplayed as Red from Pokémon Fire Red once.

The costume was actually great, but my phisical appearance didn’t match him, mostly for my skin.

I still have the costume saved, doh.

Semi-related: I cosplayed as the Demi-Fiend several years ago. That was the last time I ever did any dress-up :v

 

[Idon]

Semi-related: I cosplayed as the Demi-Fiend several years ago. That was the last time I ever did any dress-up :v

That sounds...
Awful. Lmao.

 

[KingofKoopas]

Sure has gotten quiet and slow.. Anyone got any ideas what to talk about? Maybe someone can pull a Graizen and see if they can get Vergeben to talk?

 

[beans]

Sure has gotten quiet and slow.. Anyone got any ideas what to talk about? Maybe someone can pull a Graizen and see if they can get Vergeben to talk?

Only the character specific accounts can make them talk. We need Zinith to go there and ask if Yoshi is in game.

 

[KingofKoopas]

Only the character specific accounts can make them talk. We need Zinith to go there and ask if Yoshi is in game.

Zinith you have been called to action, will you answer that call lol.

 

[Deleted member]

Semi-related: I cosplayed as the Demi-Fiend several years ago. That was the last time I ever did any dress-up :v

How did you manage to cosplay all those tattoos?

 

[Deleted member]

Back from my 1 hour drive.

What do you find questionable about it? One aught to be open to all avenues of self-exploration and expression.

I just find it weird. I don't know what some people do it. But if they wish to, then that's their decsison. Just don't try and force me into something I don't like, alright?

 

[Deleted member]

Back from my 1 hour drive.

I just find it weird. I don't know what some people do it. But if they wish to, then that's their decsison. Just don't try and force me into something I don't like, alright?

It’s fine.
You have the freedom to choose what to do.

BTW, my Red cosplay was done for a high school Carnival party that coincided with the 20th anniversary of Pokémon.