Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[TheCJBrine]

Young Link is the next Bayonetta, with Olimar just barely behind him.

I have no experience with the demo whatsoever.

 

[EnthusedPanda]

Like I said, no thanks. I’d rather not do something I find questionable, no offense.

What do you find questionable about it? One aught to be open to all avenues of self-exploration and expression.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

It must be awesome having three different versions of your main. Gives much more variety and you can really mix things up while still being Link! But I wonder who's the quickest? Toon Link? Or Young Link? Who do you think will out speed the other?~

I'd say Toon Link will be faster than Young Link, anyway.

 

[Deleted member]

What do you find questionable about it? One aught to be open to all avenues of self-exploration and expression.

Ah yes, the Smash Ultimate Discussion thread, discussing a variety of on-topic subjects such as crossdressing.
(not hating, I just find it funny)

 

[Deleted member]

What do you find questionable about it? One aught to be open to all avenues of self-exploration and expression.

If i didn't had a bit of a dark skin from the sun, maybe i could crossdress as Bayonetta in a way that works as far as crossdressing in general can allow.

 

[staindgrey]

According to Zero isn't Young Link like super strong in this game too

'Bout ****ing time a Link gets top tier status.

I gave up trying to main him after Brawl. I'm excited to play Young Link again, though.

 

[Deleted member]

Aw. Forrest.

He was too pure for such a bad game.

Forrest is one of the few good things to come out from Fates. Dude is on my top 4 FE characters and I really can't wait for them to release him in FEH.

 

[Moydow]

As a mod, I suspect I'm supposed to be reining in the clothing debate for being off-topic, so... yeah.

On a personal level, though? I'd tell the people so outraged by it to go back to the 1600s or something, but I'm afraid they'd get upset at stuff like the noblemen of France all wearing high heels and stuff. :p Clothes are just pieces of fabric, they don't have anything inherently male or female or otherwise about them. You're welcome to your own opinions about what you like to wear yourself, sure, but does it really offend you so much what other people want to dress up in? Just get over it, I'm sure you have much better things to do with your time.

Anyway, yeah, this discussion should probably not go on any further than this lest I get sacked for not doing my job.

 

[KingofKoopas]

Ah screw it didn't really have much to say on the crossdressing conversation but what they hey. When in Rome...

 

[Knight Dude]

Yeah, Samus is a character I wouldn't mind if they changed some of the normals. If she had a few more projectiles, like a new Forward Air, that'd be cool. And give a better jab. Aside from buffing her specials to whatever degree they need to be buffed up to so she can stand with the big boys.

 

[staindgrey]

What do you find questionable about it? One aught to be open to all avenues of self-exploration and expression.

As healthy as this conversation is, I'm not sure this is the best place for it.

Unless we're talking about Forrest because he's just the ****ing best.

 

[Iridium]

Another callback to the Subspace Emissary?

It actually seems to make sense, but I guess we can't confirm this.

Not sure what's with the comment thread, though.

 

[Deleted member]

As a mod, I suspect I'm supposed to be reining in the clothing debate for being off-topic, so... yeah.

On a personal level, though? I'd tell the people so outraged by it to go back to the 1600s or something, but I'm afraid they'd get upset at stuff like the noblemen of France all wearing high heels and stuff. Clothes are just pieces of fabric, they don't have anything inherently male or female or otherwise about them. You're welcome to your own opinions about what you like to wear yourself, sure, but does it really offend you so much what other people want to dress up in? Just get over it, I'm sure you have much better things to do with your time.

Anyway, yeah, this discussion should probably not go on any further than this lest I get sacked for not doing my job.

Idk man, if I was sent to the 1600s I’d be less concerned about crossdressing and more about the fact that I’ve just travelled 500 years back in time with no way to go back. Maybe that’s just me though.

 

[Buffalo Soldier]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

They're called waifus or husbandos. Perfectly normal in fandoms.

 

[ZoroCarlos]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

Your profile picture makes the comment perfect.

 

[Deleted member]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

You mean you aren’t?

 

[osby]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

Most people have very little problem with taking iconic signs as literal, at least emotionally.

As healthy as this conversation is, I'm not sure this is the best place for it.

Unless we're talking about Forrest because he's just the ****ing best.

Tbh, this conversation started because Link, Cloud and Mario.

Another callback to the Subspace Emissary?

It actually seems to make sense, but I guess we can't confirm this.

Not sure what's with the comment thread, though.

References to SSE waters my flowers and saves my cats from starvation.

 

[Idon]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

Hello, welcome to the internet.

 

[Deleted member]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

I mean like

have you SEEN shirtless Link?

Or swimsuit Samus?

Or Richter wearing anything?

 

[beans]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

Thats the internet.
Dont search your favorite character followed by a string of one letter and two or three numbers.
Unless you're into that sorta thing.

 

[MSmariosonic]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

Atoms aren't that big anymore

Now it's all about dem vectors and polygons

 

[Deleted member]

Forrest is such a weird thing, like, how the hell did FE's first representation of a male crossdresser, in a game as badly written as Fates even, managed to be so nuanced and respectful?

 

[StellerRJay]

I'd say Toon Link will be faster than Young Link, anyway.

I think it makes more sense for Young Link to be faster. Poor Toon Link and his short legs. óvò

 

[Deleted member]

AH YES, THE SMASH ULTIMATE DISCUSSION THREAD, DISCUSSING A VARIETY OF ON-TOPIC SUBJECTS SUCH AS RULE 34

 

[Deleted member]

My brother is playing Yakuza since that was free on PSN and it made me think: what would ya'll think of Kiryu from the Yakuza series as one of the DLC characters?

 

[Deleted member]

AH YES, THE SMASH ULTIMATE DISCUSSION THREAD, DISCUSSING A VARIETY OF ON-TOPIC SUBJECTS SUCH AS RULE 34

I see... so we should talk about rule 34 of characters who are already in Smash then!

Alright, so who wants to discuss Piranha Plant R34 I got some if anyone wants some

joking

 

[Raxxel]

You know, I feel as if the only reason that I've never seen that gif of Donald Glover walking into a room with pizza on this thread is because it would apply to so many occasions here that it isn't even worth it.

On that note, Wedding Dress Mario would be a nice alt in Ultimate.

 

[osby]

My brother is playing Yakuza since that was free on PSN and it made me think: what would ya'll think of Kiryu from the Yakuza series as one of the DLC characters?

I'd start a 8 player Smash and let 7 Kiryus beat up my Mii for an hour.

 

[Iridium]

My brother is playing Yakuza since that was free on PSN and it made me think: what would ya'll think of Kiryu from the Yakuza series as one of the DLC characters?

I don't know him too well, but I also don't have a reason to hate him. If Sega could work things out with Sakurai for that...

 

[Deleted member]

I see... so we should talk about rule 34 of characters who are already in Smash then!

Alright, so who wants to discuss Piranha Plant R34 I got some if anyone wants some

joking

I mean I can direct you over to /trash/ if you’re interested.

My brother is playing Yakuza since that was free on PSN and it made me think: what would ya'll think of Kiryu from the Yakuza series as one of the DLC characters?

Hey, if he can’t get into Tekken.

 

[beans]

My brother is playing Yakuza since that was free on PSN and it made me think: what would ya'll think of Kiryu from the Yakuza series as one of the DLC characters?

YES.
We need Kiryu to violently beat up Nintendo characters and make a point of how he didnt kill anyone.
Kazuma Kiryu never killed anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMKzWB3sDFc
Edit: PS: Judgement Costume or bust

 

[Deleted member]

I'd start a 8 player Smash and let 7 Kiryus beat up my Mii for an hour.

That's a, uhm, interesting desire.

YES.
We need Kiryu to violently beat up Nintendo characters and make a point of how he didnt kill anyone.
Kazuma Kiryu never killed anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMKzWB3sDFc
Edit: PS: Judgement Costume or bust

Man, I really need to get into Yakuza, don't I?

 

[Iridium]

Actually, @Shishœ, do you know how big the Yakuza franchise is? For both Sega and in general, of course.

 

[Idon]

My brother is playing Yakuza since that was free on PSN and it made me think: what would ya'll think of Kiryu from the Yakuza series as one of the DLC characters?

Only if he comes with the most overpowered counter in the game; the tiger drop.

 

[Hinata]

My brother is playing Yakuza since that was free on PSN and it made me think: what would ya'll think of Kiryu from the Yakuza series as one of the DLC characters?

I would be incredibly happy. I love the Yakuza series so much, and seeing Kiryu in Smash would be amazing.

 

[beans]

That's a, uhm, interesting desire.

Man, I really need to get into Yakuza, don't I?

Crazy recomend if you beat-em ups and open city side quests.
Imagine GTA, but the city is really tiny and tubular, and the side quests are given out by crazy people.
You get to buy an adult magazine for a kid, while using stealth to not get seen buying it.
And one of the major characters cause the economic bubble in Japan. Thats canon in universe.
Edit: Majima has never done anything wrong

 

[KarneraMythos]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

This, but unironically.

I just happen to be reserved about it.

 

[KingofKoopas]

I haven't even PLAYED Yakuza but because so many of my friends have I would want Kiryu for their sake.

 

[praline]

The scariest part of being a member of these boards is learning about how many people are apparently attracted to cartoon characters.

I mean when they’re drawn in a way that is intended for people to find them attractive is it really that weird?