Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[Deleted member]

by the pope, is there any news dropped by the barcade?

Jesus was named by one of the Vergebens as the Square rep. We don't know which Vergeben dropped the name yet.

 

[WaxPython]

Giving a gift to someone should mean they get something out of the gift and they understand it.

Would your friends appreciate you getting them a piece of paper you scrunched up and scribbled ancient Egyptian hieroglyphic all over for their birthday?

What does the pope get from undertale? He will never play the game let alone understand what the gift is

 

[Chumpodile]

This video is trash.

Really don't like this one, thanks for sharing.

 

[Deleted member]

Pope francis official stock icon from way earlier in the thread, ripped directly from the E3 Demo!!!

That's it, we're done here. SmashBoards is canceled. I'm contacting Sakurai as we speak. By 10am PST tomorrow, Ultimate will be canceled. It's over.

 

[google chrom]

Jesus was named by one of the Vergebens as the Square rep. We don't know which Vergeben dropped the name yet.

can we get satan as an echo?

 

[Deleted member]

Really don't like this one, thanks for sharing.

You are welcome.

 

[Ura]

That's it, we're done here. SmashBoards is canceled. I'm contacting Sakurai as we speak. By 10am PST tomorrow, Ultimate will be canceled. It's over.

Just goes to show how insane Smash fans get in times of droughts.

 

[WaxPython]

about genocide unless the person playing it chooses to be a murderous *******

So the game is not necessarily about genocide? Um except it can be and not like the Pope would ever play it so it's a completely thoughtless gift.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Jesus was named by one of the Vergebens as the Square rep. We don't know which Vergeben dropped the name yet.

...Explain?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I don't want him. I'd explain why, probably again, but I'd probably bring up the religion thing again, which I want to avoid for the good of this topic.

Dude just look up Crash Kirby's redesign since Return to Dreamland. He wears a pope hat. That's the joke.

 

[osby]

Just goes to show how insane Smash fans get in times of droughts.

Right, because we're so sane when there is new information.

 

[MSmariosonic]

He may move slow, he cant jump high, but for all your sins, this Kong would die!

I'd convert in a heartbeat

 

[CannonStreak]

Undertale is not about genocide unless the person playing it chooses to be a murderous *******. Yes, the fight with Sans at the end of the Genocide Route is arguably the most famous scene in the game, but scenes like befriending Papyrus and the battle with Asriel are where you see what the game is meant to be about.

Arguing with fanatics in a nutshell, folks. It's just as applicable to trolls.

I didn't want to talk about this, but while we are still topic,,,

Despite your points, Undertale is a game where you can kill, and even if Mat did intend to bring the Pope the game with the pacifist route in mind, I don't think the Pope would like the idea that you could at least kill if you wanted to in the game to begin with. Maybe if it was a completely pacifist game...

 

[Inawordyes]

Hey guys, I want to change the topic to talk about a really obscure game that you probably have never heard of that would be a perfect fit for Ultimate and the discussion.

It's called Smash Bros.

Can we talk about that for a little bit?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

That's it, we're done here. SmashBoards is canceled. I'm contacting Sakurai as we speak. By 10am PST tomorrow, Ultimate will be canceled. It's over.

We deserve that tbh. Sakurai is too good for us

 

[CannonStreak]

Dude just look up Crash Kirby's redesign since Return to Dreamland. He wears a pope hat. That's the joke.

Thanks for the tip. However, I probably wouldn't care enough, anyways. (Yeah, I must be fun at parties )

 

[JustCallMeJon]

Hey guys, I want to change the topic to talk about a really obscure game that you probably have never heard of that would be a perfect fit for Ultimate and the discussion.

It's called Smash Bros.

Can we talk about that for a little bit?

Smash who?

We are talking about Shrek Super Slam not some knock-off TRASH!

 

[TheCJBrine]

Undertale let's you go through genocide, but it shows how it's better to do the right thing/do good. The true story is the pacifist route, even.

 

[Jchrono95]

This video is trash.

Oof yeah bad takes all around

 

[Fenriraga]

>Enter thread
>Looks like theyre talking religion
>Go to next page
>"Chunky Kong comes back from the dead"
He may move slow, he cant jump high, but for all your sins, this Kong would die!

His Pinapple Launcher
has a sniper scope
If you give him Undertale,
He'll show it to the Pope!

 

[osby]

Hey guys, I want to change the topic to talk about a really obscure game that you probably have never heard of that would be a perfect fit for Ultimate and the discussion.

It's called Smash Bros.

Can we talk about that for a little bit?

Can't we talk about real gems like Punch Time Explosion?

 

[Deleted member]

Smash who?

We are talking about Shrek Super Slam not some knock-off TRASH!

Shrek Super Slam 2 had better have Farquaad in it. It was criminal that he was left out of the first one. And "too small?" You could be Gingy in the first one, there's no excuse!

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Thanks for the tip. However, I probably wouldn't care enough, anyways. (Yeah, I must be fun at parties )

As punishment, I sentence you to Wiimote/Single Joycon control scheme for the rest of your life

 

[CannonStreak]

As punishment, I sentence you to Wiimote/Single Joycon control scheme for the rest of your life

LOL That actually made me laugh. Good one.

 

[Ura]

Right, because we're so sane when there is new information.

Ahh, touche my friend.

Although I guess the crazy is amplified just a tad bit in these cases.

 

[Deleted member]

As punishment, I sentence you to Wiimote/Single Joycon control scheme for the rest of your life

I think that the Diddy part of Melee's DK rap is a worse punishment.

 

[Diem]

Just goes to show how insane Smash fans get in times of droughts.

It's not even a drought. It's been a month since the last announcement. The issue is that the game is less than two months away, it was just announced four months ago, and there's still some major things we don't know, particularly who the last characters are.

The Ultimate hype train is a unique one. It's only really less than 6 months long, yet gets way more buzz than the previous two games.

 

[Inawordyes]

Smash who?

We are talking about Shrek Super Slam not some knock-off TRASH!

Smash Bros! It came out in like 1998, super lowkey, but it's gotten a few small-budget sequels. It has this one game, his name is Mario. He literally shoots fire out of his hands, it's awesome. And then there's this little squirrel thing called Pakichu, it can literally summon the power of Zeus and harness the power of electricity. It's soo cute too, I think it would be a great fit for Ultimate. Little obscure though

EDIT: I mean like, look at this

Tell me that this wouldn't be great in Ultimate?
IT'S A THUNDER SQUIRREL, how much cooler can you get?

 

[Deleted member]

When that Crash Trailer exists, we can't call anything besides that trash.

There's nothing more ******** than that video.

 

[Ura]

It's not even a drought. It's been a month since the last announcement. The issue is that the game is less than two months away, it was just announced four months ago, and there's still some major things we don't know, particularly who the last characters are.

The Ultimate hype train is a unique one. It's only really less than 6 months long, yet gets way more buzz than the previous two games.

I guess the magnitude is much bigger with the Switch having so much momentum and such.

That and how noteworthy all the additions are. It's looking like the best Smash of all time so far.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I think that the Diddy part of Melee's DK rap is a worse punishment.

THE DK RAP IS A ****ING BLESSING EVEN IF IT'S FROM A ****TY GAME

 

[WaxPython]

Undertale let's you go through genocide, but it shows how it's better to do the right thing/do good. The true story is the pacifist route, even.

'Better, right thing, do good' Could people be anymore subjective if they tried?

How people see right and wrong is very much based on their perception of the world and the culture and society they grew up in.

For example in some cultures it is okay to eat cats and dogs they're animals like any other so what's the difference?

However in the West it is considered 'wrong' to do so.

The fact the game has genocide as a option makes it a bad choice to give to the pope. It should never BE an option as the moment genocide can be considered. Some people by nature are tempted to push that big red button even if they know its wrong. Or heck they may even think it's the right thing for the betterment of the universe then we have the nihilistic infinite earth theory where nothing we do matters.

Seriously though can we change the topic? This is NOT the forum for these type of discussions

 

[Deleted member]

I guess the magnitude is much bigger with the Switch having so much momentum and such.

That and how noteworthy all the additions are. It's looking like the best Smash of all time so far.

I feel more patient towards Smash, to be honest.

Probably because of Castlevania Requiem and Spyro.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

You know the shot posting got real when religion came up.

 

[Ura]

THE DK RAP IS A ****ING BLESSING EVEN IF IT'S FROM A ****TY GAME

Take that back right now! DK64 is a masterpiece and your opinion is wrong!

 

[Deleted member]

THE DK RAP IS A ****ING BLESSING EVEN IF IT'S FROM A ****TY GAME

The Diddy part in Melee is the torture.


The original N64 rap is the perfect stuff.

 

[CrusherMania1592]

This video is trash.

I want to Body Slam this idiot who buried Crash

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

As a former mod, just saying you guys have had a warning already to stay on topic, and based on the fact that some of you are already off topic for like 3-4 pages now, i’d be coming back with a digital padlock.

This is a website, and thread, for Smash. Keep it that way before this thread gets locked.

 

[Ura]

I feel more patient towards Smash, to be honest.

Probably because of Castlevania Requiem and Spyro.

True that. This is the first Smash where i'm not super antsy about every little rumor and such. Which is a huge contrast to me from 2015 which overanalyszed every fake rumor lol.

 

[Pazzo.]

>Jesus mentioned
>The Church
>The Crusades
>Everyone's going insane here
>itshappening.gif

REYNAULD STEALS THE WIN!