Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[Yosher]

Oh, I just turned on my Switch and there's a newspost about Smash Ultimate. It's just news about it coming out December 7th, but it also includes a 'new' trailer. ..I say 'new', but from what I can tell it's mostly (if not all) just stock footage used in character trailers and Directs and whatnot and nothing actually new.

But hey, it's something right?

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Which version of Lara though?

That one.

 

[Flyboy]

Maybe that's why they can't stream it.

Cause of the ****ing.

Putting the Smash in Smash Bros.

 

[JacobLeBeauOFFICIAL]

So what happened?

 

[Pakky]

Angelina Jolie.

That one.

They can just pull from both versions and make them alts.

You right

 

[Deleted member]

So what happened?

Star confirmed. No one's disproven the leak

 

[Dyllybirdy]

So what happened?

Somebody put the "Smash" in Smash Bros., and now we're finding someone to direct a Smash porno.

 

[Deleted member]

Star confirmed. No one's disproven the leak

She comes with the Fantastic Four and a Music Meister Mii outfit.

That wasn't denied either.

 

[CannonStreak]

Chaos shall ensue.

Yeah, as in...

"Get your virtual foot off my butt!"
"Sorry, I thought it was your virtual face!"
"Who's on my virtual private?"
"Get off me before I use my hammer on you all!"
"Is that your virtual butt in my virtual face! Don't you dare fart!"

 

[JacobLeBeauOFFICIAL]

Somebody put the "Smash" in Smash Bros., and now we're finding someone to direct a Smash porno.

The **** type of kinky **** you talking about...and why am I curious

 

[Deleted member]

OwO

This is getting interesting.

 

[Pyra]

Somebody put the "Smash" in Smash Bros., and now we're finding someone to direct a Smash porno.

You might have been able to handle Master Hand, but Crazy hand's shown up.

 

[Pakky]

Star confirmed. No one's disproven the leak

So just recently discovered that "supposedly" the animation teams for

Star, SU,Gravity Falls (kinda), and Adventure Time are a cesspool of sexual favors, incompetence, and nepotism...

Whew, feels bad man but I knew something was up, things are too... charged.

Western animation is in a bad way but at least I got my anime... (That looks terrible on screen what a cringy thing to say...)

 

[JacobLeBeauOFFICIAL]

You might have been able to handle Master Hand, but Crazy hand's shown up.

I mean, they're just hands, so you can't get a lot of fun from them, if you know what I mean...

 

[WaxPython]

Man marketing blows this time around. Brawl was done in a much better way

 

[Flyboy]

You might have been able to handle Master Hand, but Crazy hand's shown up.

I always knew there was something suspicious about Master Fortress...

 

[Dyllybirdy]

The **** type of kinky **** you talking about...and why am I curious

This.

Putting the Smash in Smash Bros.

OwO

This is getting interesting.

Sorry. :/

 

[Pyra]

I always knew there was something suspicious about Master Fortress...

Y'know, we've all been conditioned to calling him "Master" for... ever, without even batting an eye.


AaaAaaaAaAAanyway, don't expect much tomorrow.

 

[Deleted member]

Lord of the flies, but it is starred by the Mother 2 and 3 main characters.

 

[Noipoi]

Ya’ll need Jesus
Or a Direct.

 

[Flyboy]

Y'know, we've all been conditioned to calling him "Master" for... ever, without even batting an eye.

The existence of a Master Hand implies the existence of a Servile Hand. In this 40,000-word post, I will

 

[Deleted member]

Listen everyone:

I love you guys... You are my best friends in the world and you make me glad to be alive :')

 

[CannonStreak]

Ya’ll need Jesus

Me? Not to start a religious argument, but I am an atheist, so I don't really need him.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Ya’ll need Jesus
Or a Direct.

You know, him appearing in Smash might cause a lot of outrage...

That's not a good idea.

 

[Pakky]

Lord of the flies, but it is starred by the Mother 2 and 3 main characters.

So Mother 2 then?
Except the fat kid is lord and master before 'dying'?

 

[Deleted member]

So just recently discovered that "supposedly" the animation teams for

Star, SU,Gravity Falls (kinda), and Adventure Time are a cesspool of sexual favors, incompetence, and nepotism...

Whew, feels bad man but I knew something was up, things are too... charged.

My Dad is Nintendo: The Video

But yeah, """"supposedly""""
I don't give two ****s about this stuff. To be fair though, the allegorical bits of Star are the weakest parts aside from the romance, but then again, I'm not the show's target audience.

 

[Noipoi]

Me? Not to start a religious argument, but I am an atheist, so I don't really need him.

I don’t mean literally, But the last page has been really kinky

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Listen everyone:

I love you guys... You are my best friends in the world and you make me glad to be alive :')

Who said we were friends?

 

[Pyra]

Ya’ll need Jesus
Or a Direct.

Next direct hosted by Jesus.

With Sakurai's blessing of course.

 

[CannonStreak]

Who said we were friends?

Just say that you are their friend.

Because if you say no, you're toast. (Guess where that came from?)

 

[Flyboy]

Ya’ll need Jesus
Or a Direct.

It's weird that we're all this thirsty when Nintendo's been doing a great job of ****ing us on a daily basis.

Eh?

Ehhh??

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Just say that you are their friend.

Because if you say no, you're toast. (Guess where that came from?)

Ashley's Song. Duh.

 

[osby]

Ya’ll need Jesus
Or a Direct.

I'll take the second one, thanks.

 

[Pakky]

Ya’ll need Jesus
Or a Direct.

I'll take both :D

 

[WaxPython]

Me? Not to start a religious argument, but I am an atheist, so I don't really need him.

No clue why atheists always find a way to bring it up that they're atheist on the internet.

Obviously the comment was an offhanded joke directed at everyone generally about the sexual innuendos not you specifically.

 

[Deleted member]

Just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we are not brothers.

 

[Pyra]

Just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we are not brothers.

This post right here, officer.

 

[CannonStreak]

No clue why atheists always find a way to bring it up that they're atheist on the internet.

Obviously the comment was an offhanded joke directed at the everyone generally about the sexual innuendos not you specifically.

Now I realize that. Still, it is easy to bring up that one is an atheist on the net, for me, anyway.

 

[osby]

I'll take the second one, thanks.

Okay, I just remembered my icon is a messiah anyway.

 

[KingofKoopas]

If they were gonna reveal the full game without it leaking out a bar would be the place to do it. Everyone would be too drunk to remember.. and if they did nobody would believe them.

Edit: also since religion came up