omg, that's hilarious. It even got a little circulation on reddit.
Agreed. And unfortunately, this can be said about a lot of series... Nintendo always picks the most basic environments like the starting area featured in promo art to represent a game. For example, why Guar Plains and not a more beautiful and unique location in Xenoblade like Eryth Sea, Satorl Marsh or Frontier Village?
Eryth Sea from Xenoblade Chronicles
Instead, we keep getting basic World 1 stages like Guar Plain; two stages with Whispy Woods; multiple Mushroom Kingdoms, 3D Land and Golden Plains, two Mario Circuits; two green hill Sonic stages and a multiple DK Jungle stages.
I know some of these are the most well known areas from each franchise, but please Nintendo, don't double down. Or triple down. Or quadruple down, in the case of Donkey Kong and Mario.