https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/422624424/#422624424
I'm a beta tester for Smash. Can't answer any questions. If I'm too "correct" or "detailed" they'll know they have a legitimate leak in the company. I don't know anything about the marketing, I can't explain why these characters were picked over any other.
I normally test B-Grade shovel ware schlock, so when Nintendo was offering a job I thought I was in for a treat. Game f***ing sucks, I was wrong.
Looked up the roster of Smash For Wii-U, everyone from that is in it, except for Charizard
Added to that
Pichu (Isn't this just Pikachu? Has a bug where he keeps hurting himself... I keep getting told it's intentional)
Snake (Doesn't even look like a snake..)
Pokemon Trainer (You pick him and he stays in the background, you play as some turtle instead)
Wolf (Plays just like Fox for the most part, but has this brooding savage feel to him.. I hate "Evil Counterpart characters" so lazy)
Young Link (Why does Nintendo want three of this guy? Does the Zelda series just not have characters?)
Daisy (plays like Peach, but her turnips are orange, look more like carrots)
Inkling
Ridley
Geno (Has a star for his logo, no idea what game he's from)
Waddle Dee (Blue scarf on his head, holding a spear. Look I just test these games, I don't get it either)
King K.Rool (Has alternate costumes, his name changes to Kaptain K.Rool or Baron K.Roolenstein if used)
Lord Fredrick (Plays just like K.Rool)
Ashley (Listed as a Wario character, does magic spells, I thought Wario's villain was a pirate.. whatever)
Dixie Kong (Very similar to Diddy Kong, has different throws)
Isabelle (Very similar to Villager)
Chorus Men (Really ****ing annoying to play, you have smack A in sync to their singing or their damage is terrible)
Dark Samus (Slightly more different than Dark Pit is to Pit.. I mean at least Dark Samus floats in her running animation.. What's with game designers thinking "Dark" automatically makes a character cool. As a tester I roll my eyes at this **** all the time)
Word limit didn't let me post these
Ice Climbers - Not sure why Nintendo put in a stereotype of innuit people, the Hillary shills in America are going to go ape**** over this (Glad I voted for Trump, f*** your feelings)
Saki - Some anime kid with a gun
Isaac - Like Marth, but shoots hands at people... Laziest addition I've seen
Elma - Some black b**** with a gun, why couldn't it have been a white guy with a gun.. Since she's going for this "REAL AMERICAN HERO" vibe...
Deciudeye - Some bird archer thing... I think it's a Pokemon, actually kind of cool
Chibi Robo - Some buttplug with a plug for a tail
Ayumi - Waifu bait.
anyway that's everyone, supervisors (Japanese men from Nintendo and their translators) seem pretty happy with this lot, keep mentioning something about possibly having a banjo in as DLC... no idea what the f*** he's talking about.
Oh yeah, forgot one...
They added some guy named Chrom, plays exactly like Ike...
Why are there so many blue haired swordsmen? Is that a Japanese thing? Nintendo needs to fire whoever's doing market research. I'm not accepting a job from a Japanese company ever again.