Ground rules for the roster. Characters like Rosalina that are chosen because they have a strong future are not more deserving than older characters that have appeared more. Relevance lasts very little. Importance lasts much more. With importance, the character might not be relevant, but because important characters get more games, Design is meant to please a normal person. When a normal person says they want K. Rool over frickin Rosalina, who isn’t a big deal even in the Galaxy games and whose relevance totally failed! When a normal person asks for that, give it to them! Everyone but Sakurai gives no ****s about relevance. Due to the advent of the internet, character relevancy has gotten less and less important. This is because there are sites like Reddit and YouTube channels directly about obsessing over old games. So, K. Rool? He’s getting in.
To determine who is an All Star, I’ll be using a math estimation of how much the character appears out of the total screens in the series. Critical acclaim is also a factor because it adds staying power to the games the character is from. I’ll lay out some ground rules. In defining an All Star, I don’t like adding flavor of the week Pokemon or Fire Emblems because just as they are relevant, they will be forgotten fast.
- Inkling from Splatoon
- Ridley - The main villain of Metroid who dies in nearly every game but is always revived. Whether it be as a clone, a mutant, or a robot/cyborg.
- King K. Rool - The main villain of Donkey Kong.
- Waluigi - Playable appearances are just as notable as boss battles, and this guy is playable in most Mario Karts and Mario Parties. He’s a famous meme and is arguably just as important as Bowser Jr, who was added before Waluigi.
- WILD CARD Tom Nook from Animal Crossing - A character more deserving than the Villager (Villager is a customizable avatar). Also, Animal Crossing is 10x more underrepresented than DK or Metroid. The series is a step under Kirby and rivals Metroid yet has one character.
- Dixie Kong
- Bandana Dee
- Paper Mario
- Impa - A Sheikah warrior who is Zelda’s guardian. Sometimes she’s an old lady for some reason.
- Ice Climbers - They appeared twice already in Smash and are heavily requested. You can’t get rid of them, they’re like Captain Falcon . Because some characters are like this, Ice Climbers will be part of a new grouping called Veterans. Jigglypuff, Roy, Ice Climbers, and Captain Falcon are part of this group.
- Eevee - Pokemon Switch, which is another remake of Red and Blue, has him as a starter.
- Fire Emblem Switch’s hero - Maybe this game could be the best selling yet given Fire Emblem’s increasing popularity.
- Rex and Pyra - The heroes of the biggest Xenoblade.
- Crash Bandicoot - He’s a Sony mascot. So what? He’s not owned by Sony so he is doable and it would not benefit them at all. Adding him in would be extra disrespect to Sony because they’ll put in Crash in Smash before Playstation All Stars could.
- Minecraft Hero
Cuts
- Dr Mario
- Dark Pit
- Lucina
- Greninja
- Lucario
- Bayonetta
- Wii Fit Trainer
Honorable Mentions
- Takamaru - Not as important historically as Game and Watch or ROB, and also not as deserving as Little Mac or Duck Hunt.
- Lip - I take both character importance and series importance into consideration. Lip appears in one game Japan only. People just want her to represent the games.
- Bomberman - He’s well known, but a strong amount of people don’t play his games. That’s bad. Look at the sales: Star Fox outsells Bomberman.
- Skull Kid - Not really all that important in Majora’s Mask. He appears for a few cutscenes and that’s it. He doesn’t get a boss fight. The fight with Majora doesn’t count. Yes he has more appearances, but they don’t amount to much.
- Decidueye - Flavor of the week Pokemon everyone will forget about.
- Rhythm Heaven - Doesn’t really have characters. They’re all generic stick figures.
- Geno - Look at the reaction for his Mii costume. Nobody wants him anymore. Even taking into consideration that old favorites are renewed when actually announced, he wouldn’t be hype.
- Golden Sun, Custom Robo, Sin and Punishment, Chibi Robo etc. - All dead franchises.
- Dillon - His games get mixed reviews.
- Advance Wars - Too schismistic for a relatively small series. Has no protagonist, and the older games have no characters at all.
- Wolf - Had terrible reception when added into Brawl and for a good reason: He has no screen time! He’s not the main villain. A main villain would be important to the plot, while Wolf is just a distraction. Could be a Smash rep, but it doesn’t sit well with me. Besides Star Fox is dead.
- Spring Man - Comes from a decently reviewed series with one game and no main character. There are higher priorities.
- Toad - More of a species than a character. Would be like making Koopa Troopa playable.
- King Boo - Is he just a bigger boo like the common enemy or is he his own character? What’s the difference between a Big Boo and a King Boo?
- Kamek - Magikoopa with a different name. Not his own character.
- Wario Ware characters - They appear for a couple pictures, but are completely absent for the majority of the games. This is because the microgames are the star of the show, not the characters.
- F Zero character - Similar to Wario Ware where the stars are the cars and the characters riding the cars are an afterthought. F Zero hasn’t gotten games anymore.
The design philosophy for this roster is pretty damn terrible and reeks of "bias while trying to maintain the guise of not being biased."
- You say fan demand should supersede relevance for K. Rool...and then cut the ballot winner. You know, the character with undeniable, proven fan demand.
- You cut Lucario and Greninja despite them being incredibly popular both within and outside of the Pokémon fanbase.
- Random Wii Fit Trainer cut that'll never happen.
- Slightly more controversial due to being a clone, but again, Lucina is incredibly popular within the Fire Emblem community, once again going against your view that popularity should be everything.
- You claim ARMS doesn't have a main character when virtually every bit of marketing has Spring Man front and center. He's the Ryu of the game.
- You arbitrarily downplay Skull Kid's importance in Majora's Mask for...some reason?
- Your reasons for not adding Takamaru come down to "characters already in the game are better," which is a nothing statement.
- You claim Rhythm Heaven characters are "all stick figures" which is blatantly false.
- If a game "getting mixed reviews" mattered we wouldn't have modern Sonic.
- Your argument against Toad would work against Yoshi or any of the Pokémon.
- You use "dead franchises" as a reason against certain characters...after saying relevance shouldn't matter for K. Rool.
- Your Geno point makes no sense. People were EXCITED for it. If anything Geno hype increased because of it.
- You said you didn't want placeholders, and yet you added an FE 16 placeholder.
But most importantly, your post reeks of typical K. Rool desperation. The feeling that you need to bash characters like Rosalina for "stealing a spot" from your obese overlord. And that sentiment is all too common for my liking. You contradict your own pre-established rules when they don't help K. Rool, you show clear signs of ignorance when it comes to series you don't care about, and you make up blatant falsehoods to "back up" your design decisions.
And the worst part is, you're not alone. And it's attitudes like this that really turned me away from wanting K. Rool in Smash, because of cynical folks stuck in the nineties who refuse to see anything created after 2007 as "worthy." People like that give the better part of his support base a bad name, and it only got worse during ballot season. And as someone who used to be really excited about the prospect of K. Rool in Smash, it sucks. But when a not-insignificant portion of his fanbase insists on knocking everything that came out after he stopped being important, it just makes you think, "Are these the people that I want to be rewarded in the end?"
Call it a rant, but hey. Who cares?