Smash in Real Life

[Vyse]

do you have to wear suspendars to be able to do that? haha, seriously tho, that was sick. i think i even saw a waveland in there.

It is entirely necessary to wear suspenders. And Phat Pants, always remember to wear the phat pants (Bonus points if they glow in the dark).

Dude this is so sig worthy. May I?

By all means mi'lord of the morning.

 

[deepseadiva]

Besides

HUP CHAAAA!!!ing people constantly,

I made this one girl I know say it. It was awesome - there was a dress and everything.

 

[smashbro29]

Well surprisingly whenever I get REALLY angry I just imagine like all these FSs in my head and fight with blind anger later people look at e differently and no one has messed with me since.

 

[ph00tbag]

Muay Thai fights make me think of Captain Falcon.

 

[Firus]

One time I DK F Smashed a mosquito.

No joke. I was sitting at my desk and a mosquito was flying around me so I waited until it was at the right distance and *CLAP* and killed it.

 

[Blackbelt]

A big guy with a mustache named Mario does plumbing at my place of work.

 

[PCHU]

You know, I've gotten so sick of not being able to play smash that I started trying to find advanced techniques on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.

I found you can cancel a manual of you jump fast enough, but it's not so useful.
The only thing it's useful for is racking up aerial combos.

Also, and Very Easy mode (or something like that) I found out that you can cancel an Aerial Special if you manual right when you hit the ground.
EASY points.
I got literally millions of points by canceling my specials with a manual.

Of course, why would I need that?
I've done a four million point combo without that anyways....

 

[Tenki]

Muay Thai fights make me think of Captain Falcon.

lol same ;__;

- When I get text messages on my cellphone, it plays Falcon's "YEASS!"
- I do use smash quotes once in a while irl, most notably Ike, Sonic, and Falcon quotes =/
- There's a little blonde 2 year old kid I know named Lucas, and I constantly try to get him to say "Peekay fiyah!"
- This is more of a Sonic Boards thing, but I think of randomly putting 'steak' in sentences.

 

[choknater]

Tenki, I hope our next president gives out Boulder Badges.

 

[john g]

I sometimes do smash quotes from:
Ike's "GREAT AETHERRRRR"
Snake's "It's Showtime"

My friend copies Tabuu and does representations of Master Hand and Crazy Hand Fighting eachother.

 

[samai]

Whenever me and my friend play tennis and he hits the ball into the fence and it stops I always tell him "the tennis ball did a wall tech"

 

[Collective of Bears]

A big guy with a mustache named Mario does plumbing at my place of work.

That's freaking awesome.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

I say "no johns" a lot.

Smooth Criminal

 

[TheSundanceKid]

- There's a little blonde 2 year old kid I know named Lucas, and I constantly try to get him to say "Peekay fiyah!"

That reminded me of something.

My freind tried to get this random

Spoiler

gay guy

to say

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"tiers are for me"

I thought it was kind of funny....

 

[samai]

A big guy with a mustache named Mario does plumbing at my place of work.

<3 thats awesome

 

[LordoftheMorning]

One time I DK F Smashed a mosquito.

No joke. I was sitting at my desk and a mosquito was flying around me so I waited until it was at the right distance and *CLAP* and killed it.

I've tried this but it's a hard trick to pull off.

Oh. I was playing StarCraft online with a Use Map Settings game. I had this mutalisk that had 6000 hp and 600 attack. I flied in and pwned a siege tank and shouted "FALCON PAWNCH!" If you don't play Starcraft you won't understand...

 

[Iron Thorn]

Here's something you guys won't believe:

One of my best friends, a R.O.B. main, had her 17th birthday recently. Another one has some equipment that allows her to make T-shirt iron-ons.

...So the latter made the former a T-shirt with R.O.B. on the front AND back. Tell me that isn't hardcore.

 

[Vyse]

The GERM's girlfriend had the words "Germ's Lady' tatooed across her waist.

Tell me that isn't hardcore.

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(FYI, The GERM was a notable Link main of the melee era, thanks to his association with DBR)

 

[PassWurD]

One time I DK F Smashed a mosquito.

No joke. I was sitting at my desk and a mosquito was flying around me so I waited until it was at the right distance and *CLAP* and killed it.

Should of done a Sakurai Combo.

 

[Sosuke]

The GERM's girlfriend had the words "Germ's Lady' tatooed across her waist.

Tell me that isn't hardcore.

Spoiler

(FYI, The GERM was a notable Link main of the melee era, thanks to his association with DBR)

I remember that.

Pure awesomeness.

 

[HolyCrusader]

Whenever the teacher asks me a yes or no question I answer no or
YEEAAAAAAAS

 

[B-Mon]

Line Segment MK

 

[dgameman1]

Whenever my teachers ask me or my friend something, we always say "OK" in Ness's voice.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

Various and humorous Hurricain Ike jokes. (anyone see that picture w/ the three MK's and Ike on the Pirate Ship when the tornado's coming? It's so epic)

Randomly Falcon Punching my friends, followed by "It's super effective!"

WARNING: INTENSE WIN
When I slid onto 3rd in baseball I yelled 'Faclon Kick!'. The guy on base looked at me funny and missed the ball completely. I then continued to run as he chased the ball and when I passed home I said 'YES!'

Not really Brawl, but whenever someone mentions Luigi I jump in randomly and say "It's Weegee Time!" with an Italian Accent.

 

[Iron Thorn]

There's a bag of lettuce sitting in my fridge in the next room.

The growers?

EARTHBOUND farm.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

I tripped before.

I hope that counts.

 

[john g]

I randomly Raptor charge my friends.

 

[choknater]

i always imagine myself doing a shffl knee... all the time...

 

[ZeroFox]

I constantly try Falcon Punching ******* in college.

 

[Black_Heretic]

I Ken combo'd my astronomy teacher when I got a D on a test today

 

[GHNeko]

My friend turnipdaisy said I drive like I was stutterstepping once.

I had to stop the car and laugh on the side of the road or risk crashing.

 

[CompassTosser]

I falcon pawnched my Wii after it got a disc error and now it hasn't had one since XD

 

[choknater]

nice name compass tosser

back when i played 1p in melee a lot i always tried to get that bonus

 

[OmegaXXII]

Well, whenever my friends wrestle each other, one of them always intends to do a real life wavedash, and I must say it's spectacular to see, also when someone trips or mentions the word "tripping" it reminds me of why I dislike Brawl.

 

[PCHU]

Today, I was on the basketball court.
They have slippery floors, and we weren't really playing basketball.
We were trying to be funny, so I ran into a wavedashed Snake dtilt.
Everyone thought it was cool

And I fall a lot (for some reason, I blame Brawl) in basketball.
Every time I get back up, it's with a backwards dodgeroll >_<

 

[pensfan728]

I wavedash in my kitchen when I'm wearing just socks. Then I yell out WAVEDASH! And sometimes I wavesmash, which doesn't work so well. And I Falcon Punch my brother.

 

[choknater]

wavedashing in real life is too good

 

[Levitas]

Life is a lot like smash. Except people never trip in real life.

I've been known to tech irl.

 

[MuBa]

If smash were in real life I'd be making lots of money by falcon punching teen pregnancy all day long.

 

[Jarun]

i was walking, and i saw a guy do the snake dash attack thing and i was like 'HA'