Smash Haiku

[Lovage 805]

Fox is way broken
up throw, upair, wow so gay
shine back air instead

 

[replicate]

hahaha epic win

smash poetry seems like a rich field, for certain

 

[∫unk]

Brawl is way stupid
Thanks Sakurai for Tripping
And ruining Smash

 

[∫unk]

Snake is way broken
Metaknight is so stupid
Balance in Brawl lol

 

[ConnorTheKid]

MK is easy
This game is ****ing boring
Let's go play Melee

 

[replicate]

My 18th birthday--
I'm going to a tourney.
smash is great yayuhz

 

[Little England]

Brawl is way stupid
Melee is a lot better
64 beats all

 

[Race]

Tourney tomorrow
Race combos are way too good
Get them while you can

 

[replicate]

My dearest race, you are the best.
You put the others to the test.
In tourney hosting, you are first.
In street fighter, you quench my thirst.
I say outright, you're hella fly.
To call you gay would be a lie.
For sooth, I hope we meet again;
You taught me how to shoryuken.

 

[Grunt]

Melee melee me
le melee melee melee
melee melee lol

 

[Lovage 805]

My dearest race, you are the best.
You put the others to the test.
In tourney hosting, you are first.
In street fighter, you quench my thirst.
I say outright, you're hella fly.
To call you gay would be a lie.
For sooth, I hope we meet again;
You taught me how to shoryuken.

ROFL ****ing epic good **** joe

 

[DanteFox]

lololol how bout some free form poetry...

melee sits majestically in the open field,
taking in the sun, but wait
something comes from behind and suffocates it...
BRAWL....... and so ends the life of a majestic beast while the brawl noobs dance around melees body .
a bitter end to be sure

wow brawl + freeform poetry is like lemon juice AND sand in my eyes lol

I hate them both

 

[replicate]

good ****
free verse gets sooooooooooo bad when people don't know what the **** they're doing

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

CPU got first
EVO says he won with skill
I beg to differ.

 

[Naota21t]

Hyuga's and RAPEplicate's are the two best, easily.

 

[Awex]

There once was a game called Brawl
It was looked forward to by all
But then it came out
And I scream and I shout
Cause for no ****ing reason, I fall

 

[mikeHAZE]

this poem sucks.

 

[FuPoo]

CPU got first
EVO says he won with skill
I beg to differ.

lol Nice one.

 

[Lovage 805]

meta is broken
but even a broken clock
is right twice a day



haiku edit

 

[mikeHAZE]

snake can tilt all day
this does not make him "broken"
maybe yer just bad.

 

[AzN_Lep]

"meta is so broken" is 6 syllables >.<

 

[ConnorTheKid]

Lovage is SO dumb
He can't even do haikus
yet he can shine bear

o__0

 

[mikeHAZE]

He can bairly shine
do you see what i did thar?
Marth Falco Pro sir.

 

[Dastrn]

Bowser is too good
Better than you think he is
ISJR, yeah!

 

[NintendoKing]

I posted a thread
In the exact same forum.
Didn't see this one.

 

[HugS]

****ing little kids
They stay up all ****ing night
And still win tourneys

 

[Lovage 805]

hahahaha
ahhh

 

[choknater]

suck my **** suck my
**** suck my **** suck my ****
suck my **** suck my

 

[∫unk]

**** suck my **** suck
my **** suck my **** suck my
**** suck my **** suck

 

[The Great Leon]

choknater is the most amazing poster i have ever seen

 

[Shmooguy]

Melee's in the realm
Brawl is very gay at first
But I like it now

edit - nvm it's still gay

 

[TheZhuKeeper]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[embracethe12]

Whoo, crazy world huh?
well don't let it get you down
son, ***** *****.

 

[Shmooguy]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

I have this shirt.

 

[Nezumi]

Tournament payout
half the money is missing
mana buys new car

 

[BarDulL]

Tournament payout
half the money is missing
mana buys new car

****ing little kids
They stay up all ****ing night
And still win tourneys

CPU got first
EVO says he won with skill
I beg to differ.

WOWWWWW

Ahahahahah

****ING LITTLE KIDS

 

[BarDulL]

random website link
we are no strangers to love
never give you up

Ok, so it isn't smash related, but it was still funny.

 

[mikeHAZE]

bardull is a noob
he doesn't know how to tip
but he beat connor

 

[The Great Leon]

bardulls in the realm
but marth isnt what the ****
who does he play then

 

[mikeHAZE]

So, i have the box
I then throw it in the realm
Now who has the box?