Smash Haiku

[BarDulL]

funny, the realm is
so very unfortunate
it isn't that fun

 

[Lovage 805]

bardull has the box
this is a ****ty haiku
big pepperoni

 

[mikeHAZE]

I'm eating salad
The crutons aren't crunchy
The chicken is ****

 

[The Great Leon]

this thread is dead, kay?
haikus are so **** easy
plus one post count though

 

[Race]

My dearest race, you are the best.
You put the others to the test.
In tourney hosting, you are first.
In street fighter, you quench my thirst.
I say outright, you're hella fly.
To call you gay would be a lie.
For sooth, I hope we meet again;
You taught me how to shoryuken.

THis is too good my friends .. . .

Way too good

 

[mikeHAZE]

hello great leon
you are a raging tiger
you also like pie

 

[The Great Leon]

mike youre cute
but im doing it wrong
eat several *****

 

[Lovage 805]

worst haiku ever
cant you put some effort in
and smash related?

 

[The Great Leon]

you think you are safe
wait, who in the hell charges
ajax forward smash???

 

[mikeHAZE]

yeah seriously
you f*cked it up really bad
the wrong silabols

 

[Lovage 805]

the stale leon

 

[The Great Leon]

575 amirite??

 

[Nezumi]

Evo Tournament
worst rules ever invented
5 year old beats ken

 

[jopez4u]

fox is too fast SHINE!
marth's sword hits too far ShA-WING!!!
top tiers for the win

 

[ConnorTheKid]

1 bat, ah ah ah
Jenny's "blah" toy is too good
Jopeezy loves it

 

[jopez4u]

2 up smash ah ah
ah connor's joke in oxnard
melee match was lost

 

[mikeHAZE]

connor is the gay
he is only 12 years old
Lets embrace the 12.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

Mike made Rise and Shine
That video is too good
He's gonna be ranked

 

[killer tofu]

random a$$ haikus
don't even make sense at all
refrigerator

 

[ConnorTheKid]

you copied Kira
his shirt says the last 2 parts
freakin copy cat

 

[killer tofu]

you copied Kira
his shirt says the last 2 parts
freakin copy cat

lol i knew i saw it somewhere

 

[embracethe12]

he's quick, be careful
hold A to charge your laser
do a barrel roll.

 

[Shmooguy]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

I have this shirt.

random a$$ haikus
don't even make sense at all
refrigerator

Wow tofu.

he's quick, be careful
hold A to charge your laser
do a barrel roll.

^ ****

 

[mikeHAZE]

Mewtwoking is ****
He plays both Melee and Brawl
Mango won pound 3

 

[The Great Leon]

mikehaze is too good
he trolls at the speed of light
i have to sleep now

 

[killer tofu]

Wow tofu.



^ ****

you ****ing swear like i raed any pages other tahn teh last
**** you kiara

 

[mikeHAZE]

tofu plays falco
he is kinda technical
dumb as a rock though

 

[killer tofu]

O.o
Kinda technical???
yeayuzz

 

[Noble-]

this is replicate
haven't been home since thursday
818 is ****

 

[mikeHAZE]

you should visit me
i'm really not far away
i stayed up all night

 

[replicate]

that was my bad, dog
I'm already back at home
see you at axis

 

[The Great Leon]

it will be too good
but it is too expensive
axis is so far...

 

[jopez4u]

axis sounds real fun
job won't let me go to this
****... i said a john...


Q_Q

 

[Lovage 805]

tofus pretty good
but not technical at all
not that it matters

 

[killer tofu]

I can be technic-
ALL over your face niggu
el oh el white boy

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

Lament my tech skill
It improved by playing Brawl?
I can't press buttons.

 

[choknater]

Sheridan's tech skill
Sheridan's tech skill Sheri
Sheridan's tech skill

 

[ProdigyKid]

mikeHAZE makes bad jokes
no one really laughs at them
that silly Brawl noob

Zhu is very good
He says many things are gay
But he mains spacies

 

[Tee ay eye]

Melee is too good
Brawl sucks giant donkey ****
Motherf**king ****

 

[quak]

Milk was a bad choice
I've run these eleven times
QuakFest comes again