sidefx
Smash Champion
So me, Phil, German, Brandon, and peter are all sitting here smashing at germs place, and we brought up Hugo's smash chains thread and what a good idea it was.
We started naming off our own versions and who would go where, and ended up wanting to make our own...
...with a twist.
So without further adieu..
The Norcal Smash Chains
The Serious Chain
This person always tries his hardest no matter what. Every match they play is the equivalent to Grand Finals, last stock, last match, last hit. From the scrubiest of the scrubs, to the top of the food chain, they always play their hardest, and gayest no matter what.
Lucien
Julian
Mr. Ganondorf
Justin
Casey
The Peter Pan Syndrome Chain
When you go 0-2 for most of your smash career and never improve. They've played the game longer than most ranked players and have yet to grasp the concept of the game, and havent improved much.
Eric
Ender
SuperRadBrian
Vanessa
Luis
Sheen
The Tiger Ty Chain
This person plays so janky, so stupid, that it completely takes the opponent off guard, and over shots the realm of ****ty and warps straight back to the realm of good. Shine to nothing, full hop dair, missed L cancels, walking around the stage aimlessly, abusing one move over and over again. These are all characteristics of a janky player. In other words, Manatricks.
Peter
The Cheese
Rey's Falco
The Hillary Clinton Chain
This chain contains those few people who go around thinking they're better than they actually are. They stroke their own ego's when no one else does, just to make them selves feel better.
Mexican
TC1
DP
Ky
Trebor
The Milk Carton Chain
These people have straight up disappeared. No one knows what happened to them. For all we know they still play in their rooms at night, or have just straight up left the game for better things.
King
Azn Danny
Frotaz
Bob$
Hella
Paul
Lucien
The Vanessa Chain
These players all have one thing in common. They talk to her, team with her (or try to), might even follow her around like a creepy mother ****er, just to get a shot at Vanessa. Some mean good, some are just.. well, desperate.
Jeff
Rey
Mango
Dj Nintendo
Forward
Chu Dat
Justin
BTZO
Meep
TC1
Isai
Trebor
Eric
Derek
Dj Nintendo
Dajuan
Alan
Probably L
G$
PB&J
Dj Nintendo
Jeff
The "Me and my character like boys" Chain
There are 3, specific people in this chain. They all like boys, they all play peach, and they play gay as ****. Literally.
Paul
Alan
MacD
The "**** I lost to _______" Chain
Every now and then you come across an opponent that you really, dont want to lose to. You try your hardest cause you know if you DO lose to them, you will never let it down, and they'll remind you about it every time you see them. They'll also post all over the boards about it.
MacD
Dajuan
Ky
Alan
TC1
Scamp
Luis
Eric
Nintendo King
The "I dont know who the **** you are but you beat Rey at your first tournament" Chain
This guy. THIS guy deserves his own chain. Showed up to his first tournament, plugged in his controller, played this random guy, Rey, and beat him. Good **** man, good ****.
Kheffin
The Combo Video Chain
These people play every match like everyone in the world is watching, and their reputation is on the line. They HAVE to pull off some crazy, unnecessary, dangerous looking **** to wow the crowd, even if they kill them selves.
Trebor
Jeff
King
The Karate Kid Chain
Every now and then, there's that one player where you sit back and say, "...****, this guy's good. He's gonna be good one day". They show constant improvement, and show no signs of slowing down.
PewPewU
L
Scar
Sheridan
The "Why are you camping me? You're not even winning" Chain
First thing that comes to mind; Cockroach. They never give up, even 3 stocks down, and continue to camp their *** off like their family is being held hostage somewhere, and they have to win in order for them to live.
Eric
Joe
Paul
Ericson
Rey
The "I think my alts are really good" Chain
No matter how bad they get beat, or how ****ty they are, or how whack they play, or how many bad people they beat, they keep thinking that their alts are good. By good, i mean tournament worthy, and good enough to rely on to win a match or two. No man, no.
Your DK sucks Rey.
Rey's Falco
Rey's DK
Rey's Marth
Rey's Shiek
Rey's Falcon
Rey's DK
Peter's Falco
Peter's Fox
Peter's Marth
Rey's DK
Dajuan's Marth
Phil's Jiggs
Phil's DK
Phil's Link
The Anger Management Chain
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALMM DOOOOOOOOOOOWN BRO. Seriously, this chain is all the people who cant handle a loss, or cant handle losing to someone they THINK they shouldn't lose to. Goozfraba man, goozfraba.
Lucien
Julian
TC1
DP
Pocky
Julian
Eric
The Emo Chain
Everytime they lose, you can catch one of these guys walking around the halls, or in the corner with their head down, not talking to anyone. Thinking about how bad they just did cause they lost to someone they should have beat. They also play like **** for the rest of the tournament, and blame their first loss on why they lost to marthmaster2094.
Trebor
Brandon
Justin
Zhu
Bob$
The Johns Chain
They'll make up any excuse as to why they just got beat. Anything from, my dog pissed on my bed this morning, i woke up late, im hungover, my mom died. Man really, if someone dies why you goin to a tournament. Why are you drinking the night before. Why are you blaming your dog's piss on why you just lost to superrad (<3). Think of some new **** man, or just man up to your bad habits, and take the loss like a man.
Justin
Trebor
Mitchell
Zhu
Joe
KFC
Mexican
The Boback'n it Chain
Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, this guy named Boback was playing DSF in pools. All Boback had to do was to beat DSF 1 match to get out of pools. DSF and Boback talked it over, and like *******s decided to let the set go 1-1. On the match Boback was supposed to win, he tries to wave dash onto the stage, and instead.. air dodges off the ledge and falls to his death, losing the match. Boback didn't make it out of pools that day. The end.
=(
Boback
Boback
Rey
Boback
Forward
Boback
The I sound like Kid Cudi Chain
Brandon you sound like Kid Cudi man, no joke. I dont care how much you deny it, you hella sound like him. If anyone has the song on their computer, play Day n Nite, and then listen to Brandon on a video commentating or something. I SWEAR TO YOU, it will sound like Brandon sang that song.
Brandon
The Trash talk Chain
Very few are born with the gift of making someone feel like crap from the inside out. Were not afraid to piss you off cause honestly, you're not going to do anything. You can make someone feel so ugly, so bad, so helpless, that the harder they try to block you out of their heads, the worse it gets, cause they just stopped paying attention to playing the match, and starting concentrating on blocking you out of their head so they CAN concentrate on the match. TOO LATE. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Peter
German
Darrell
Phil
Brandon
Bobby
Boback
Bootle
Will
Thats it folks. Hope you enjoyed it =D. We had a bunch of other ones that didnt make the cut, that pretty much had only one person on them. (I only upload videos i win Chain, Im not very good but im telling you how to play Chain, the cop out Chain, i dont mind playing friendlies with you chain). I just got tired of typing really, and you can honestly figure out on your own who belongs in those chains.
THANKS HUGO. =D
(By the way, if your name is on this list, and you feel offended, don't. This is for fun, and isnt something to be taken seriously or anything like that. So if you feel like posting some hate, keep it to yourself, cause you'll just look dumb if you do. Unless you're PB&J, you just cant help being dumb.
We started naming off our own versions and who would go where, and ended up wanting to make our own...
...with a twist.
So without further adieu..
The Norcal Smash Chains
The Serious Chain
This person always tries his hardest no matter what. Every match they play is the equivalent to Grand Finals, last stock, last match, last hit. From the scrubiest of the scrubs, to the top of the food chain, they always play their hardest, and gayest no matter what.
Lucien
Julian
Mr. Ganondorf
Justin
Casey
The Peter Pan Syndrome Chain
When you go 0-2 for most of your smash career and never improve. They've played the game longer than most ranked players and have yet to grasp the concept of the game, and havent improved much.
Eric
Ender
SuperRadBrian
Vanessa
Luis
Sheen
The Tiger Ty Chain
This person plays so janky, so stupid, that it completely takes the opponent off guard, and over shots the realm of ****ty and warps straight back to the realm of good. Shine to nothing, full hop dair, missed L cancels, walking around the stage aimlessly, abusing one move over and over again. These are all characteristics of a janky player. In other words, Manatricks.
Peter
The Cheese
Rey's Falco
The Hillary Clinton Chain
This chain contains those few people who go around thinking they're better than they actually are. They stroke their own ego's when no one else does, just to make them selves feel better.
Mexican
TC1
DP
Ky
Trebor
The Milk Carton Chain
These people have straight up disappeared. No one knows what happened to them. For all we know they still play in their rooms at night, or have just straight up left the game for better things.
King
Azn Danny
Frotaz
Bob$
Hella
Paul
Lucien
The Vanessa Chain
These players all have one thing in common. They talk to her, team with her (or try to), might even follow her around like a creepy mother ****er, just to get a shot at Vanessa. Some mean good, some are just.. well, desperate.
Jeff
Rey
Mango
Dj Nintendo
Forward
Chu Dat
Justin
BTZO
Meep
TC1
Isai
Trebor
Eric
Derek
Dj Nintendo
Dajuan
Alan
Probably L
G$
PB&J
Dj Nintendo
Jeff
The "Me and my character like boys" Chain
There are 3, specific people in this chain. They all like boys, they all play peach, and they play gay as ****. Literally.
Paul
Alan
MacD
The "**** I lost to _______" Chain
Every now and then you come across an opponent that you really, dont want to lose to. You try your hardest cause you know if you DO lose to them, you will never let it down, and they'll remind you about it every time you see them. They'll also post all over the boards about it.
MacD
Dajuan
Ky
Alan
TC1
Scamp
Luis
Eric
Nintendo King
The "I dont know who the **** you are but you beat Rey at your first tournament" Chain
This guy. THIS guy deserves his own chain. Showed up to his first tournament, plugged in his controller, played this random guy, Rey, and beat him. Good **** man, good ****.
Kheffin
The Combo Video Chain
These people play every match like everyone in the world is watching, and their reputation is on the line. They HAVE to pull off some crazy, unnecessary, dangerous looking **** to wow the crowd, even if they kill them selves.
Trebor
Jeff
King
The Karate Kid Chain
Every now and then, there's that one player where you sit back and say, "...****, this guy's good. He's gonna be good one day". They show constant improvement, and show no signs of slowing down.
PewPewU
L
Scar
Sheridan
The "Why are you camping me? You're not even winning" Chain
First thing that comes to mind; Cockroach. They never give up, even 3 stocks down, and continue to camp their *** off like their family is being held hostage somewhere, and they have to win in order for them to live.
Eric
Joe
Paul
Ericson
Rey
The "I think my alts are really good" Chain
No matter how bad they get beat, or how ****ty they are, or how whack they play, or how many bad people they beat, they keep thinking that their alts are good. By good, i mean tournament worthy, and good enough to rely on to win a match or two. No man, no.
Your DK sucks Rey.
Rey's Falco
Rey's DK
Rey's Marth
Rey's Shiek
Rey's Falcon
Rey's DK
Peter's Falco
Peter's Fox
Peter's Marth
Rey's DK
Dajuan's Marth
Phil's Jiggs
Phil's DK
Phil's Link
The Anger Management Chain
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALMM DOOOOOOOOOOOWN BRO. Seriously, this chain is all the people who cant handle a loss, or cant handle losing to someone they THINK they shouldn't lose to. Goozfraba man, goozfraba.
Lucien
Julian
TC1
DP
Pocky
Julian
Eric
The Emo Chain
Everytime they lose, you can catch one of these guys walking around the halls, or in the corner with their head down, not talking to anyone. Thinking about how bad they just did cause they lost to someone they should have beat. They also play like **** for the rest of the tournament, and blame their first loss on why they lost to marthmaster2094.
Trebor
Brandon
Justin
Zhu
Bob$
The Johns Chain
They'll make up any excuse as to why they just got beat. Anything from, my dog pissed on my bed this morning, i woke up late, im hungover, my mom died. Man really, if someone dies why you goin to a tournament. Why are you drinking the night before. Why are you blaming your dog's piss on why you just lost to superrad (<3). Think of some new **** man, or just man up to your bad habits, and take the loss like a man.
Justin
Trebor
Mitchell
Zhu
Joe
KFC
Mexican
The Boback'n it Chain
Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, this guy named Boback was playing DSF in pools. All Boback had to do was to beat DSF 1 match to get out of pools. DSF and Boback talked it over, and like *******s decided to let the set go 1-1. On the match Boback was supposed to win, he tries to wave dash onto the stage, and instead.. air dodges off the ledge and falls to his death, losing the match. Boback didn't make it out of pools that day. The end.
=(
Boback
Boback
Rey
Boback
Forward
Boback
The I sound like Kid Cudi Chain
Brandon you sound like Kid Cudi man, no joke. I dont care how much you deny it, you hella sound like him. If anyone has the song on their computer, play Day n Nite, and then listen to Brandon on a video commentating or something. I SWEAR TO YOU, it will sound like Brandon sang that song.
Brandon
The Trash talk Chain
Very few are born with the gift of making someone feel like crap from the inside out. Were not afraid to piss you off cause honestly, you're not going to do anything. You can make someone feel so ugly, so bad, so helpless, that the harder they try to block you out of their heads, the worse it gets, cause they just stopped paying attention to playing the match, and starting concentrating on blocking you out of their head so they CAN concentrate on the match. TOO LATE. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Peter
German
Darrell
Phil
Brandon
Bobby
Boback
Bootle
Will
Thats it folks. Hope you enjoyed it =D. We had a bunch of other ones that didnt make the cut, that pretty much had only one person on them. (I only upload videos i win Chain, Im not very good but im telling you how to play Chain, the cop out Chain, i dont mind playing friendlies with you chain). I just got tired of typing really, and you can honestly figure out on your own who belongs in those chains.
THANKS HUGO. =D
(By the way, if your name is on this list, and you feel offended, don't. This is for fun, and isnt something to be taken seriously or anything like that. So if you feel like posting some hate, keep it to yourself, cause you'll just look dumb if you do. Unless you're PB&J, you just cant help being dumb.
