Smash Bros: Quotes Thread

[FantasticMr.StarPit]

Hey everyone. (What I inspired to do this was a little activity in the Smash Ultimate Discussion where people were making posts about the roster who encountered Dracula, leading to some interesting and absolutely hilarious conversations.) Welcome to the Smash Bros Quotes Thread where we re-utilize bits of quotes from many games across the world and going towards the roster of Smash Bros or pretty much anyone really. One thing's for sure: (for example: you can take influence of the quotes from Dracula but add your own twist to it.) It can be something from MKX/ Injustice 2's intros and clashes to encounters with a boss or anything like that. Make it fun & engaging. With that out of the way, let's go. Let the real derailment begin; let's see what you guys have in mind?

 

[MamaLuigi123456]

I missed the whole Dracula thing back in the Ultimate discussion board so here's my shot at it:

: Pichu!
Dracula: What is this yellow creature?
: Pi pi!
Dracula: Not one of a lot of words? SPEAK!
: Pichu! *attempts to create a shock of electricity but makes itself dizzy*
Dracula: You damage yourself from your own abilities? This may be easier than I thought.
: Pi? Pi! *attempts again but makes itself dizzy again*
Dracula: Enough with these childish games. Have at you!

 

[Zinith]

Anyways, I'm just gonna put in a conversation that would apply to ANY situation because it's so perfect for Yoshi:

*eats and/or kills whoever the character in question is before the scene starts*
[insert character here]: "Oh my!"

 

[FantasticMr.StarPit]

Anyways, I'm just gonna put in a conversation that would apply to ANY situation because it's so perfect for Yoshi:

Here's one I made.
*eats and/or kills whoever the character in question is before the scene starts*
[insert character here]: "Oh my!"

"Is Yoshi some kind of...carnivore, He sure doesn't look like-"
Eats "ONEEEE!!!!"
"Oh my Heavens! Pit, PIT!? Are you alright!?
"Never better than ever, Lady Palutena. Eww, oh no no no no no no no, my wings are getting soggy from all that slime inside that mouth, -covering his mouth as he almost attempts to barf- I think I'm gonna be sick."

 

[FantasticMr.StarPit]

I missed the whole Dracula thing back in the Ultimate discussion board so here's my shot at it:

: Pichu!
Dracula: What is this yellow creature?
: Pi pi!
Dracula: Not one of a lot of words? SPEAK!
: Pichu! *attempts to create a shock of electricity but makes itself dizzy*
Dracula: You damage yourself from your own abilities? This may be easier than I thought.
: Pi? Pi! *attempts again but makes itself dizzy again*
Dracula: Enough with these childish games. Have at you!

Poor Pichu, little guy doesn't have anything to defend himself to the big bad vampire.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Copied from the other thread:

Roy: Dracula...
Dracula: Well met, son of Eliwood!
Roy: I can't allow you to leave here alive, demon!
Dracula: Oh? So the young, brave lion bares his fangs at last. How quaint. If only you showed such tenacity when your father almost fell by my hand, then perhaps your initial little campaign might have had a non-zero chance of being successful.
Roy: You have no right to speak his name!
Dracula: Ha! Your father was but a mere insect that deserved to die that day, but perhaps, I can settle for his son! But enough talk! Have at you!
Roy: For those whom I must protect, I will not lose!

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

From the general:

: Get outta here, monster guy!
Dracula: It is you who must get out. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
: Bla bla bla, now GIMME ALL YOUR TREASURE, I got better things to do, places to go!!
Dracula: How dare you! Do you know who you are talking to? The lord of darkness!!
: Yeah well, I'm the lord of rotten-ness! Go ahead and try me.
Dracula: A miserable little pile of secrets, or pile of filth, in your case. But enough talk, have at you!

 

[Crystanium]

: Die, monster. You don't belong in this world!
: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humanoids who wish to pay me tribute.
: Tribute?! You steal men's galactic trading ships and toss them away!
: Perhaps the same could be said of all businesses . . .
: Your words are as empty as your stomach! Mankind ill needs a foe such as you!
: What is a man? A miserable little pile of kilocalories. But enough talk . . . Have at you!

 

[Captain Shades]

Dracula; [down and about to die]
Dracula; [Looks up behind him]
; “What’s a matter Dracula, you scared?

 

[TMNTSSB4]

“I never learned how to Read”
ultryu: “Don’t worry fellow warrior, I will teach you”

“We can’t swim”
“Yoshi (then drown to your doom...nobody must know about my tax fraud)”

“My booty got nerfed”
“Mine is still top tier”

 

[FantasticMr.StarPit]

“I never learned how to Read”
ultryu: “Don’t worry fellow warrior, I will teach you”

“We can’t swim”
“Yoshi (then drown to your doom...nobody must know about my tax fraud)”

“My booty got nerfed”
“Mine is still top tier”

Nice ones;

"You can have my big ga- dance! "Oh ah Oh ah!" (dancing weirdly)

Remember Brawl Taunts? those were the days....

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Nice ones;

"You can have my big ga- dance! "Oh ah Oh ah!" (dancing weirdly)

Remember Brawl Taunts? those were the days....

The only worthy dance we have now is the one Peach has

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Copypasting more of my other Dracula related quotes from the Ultimate Discussion thread for the culture.



Dracula: Oh how the mighty have fallen! To think that reincarnation of the almighty Demise has been reduced to such a weak plaything.

Ganondorf: Pathetic old fool! Do you realize who you're dealing with? I suggest you hold your tongue, else I carve out it out for you!

Dracula: Hmm. An impressive looking blade... but nothing more. Without your magic, you have no chance of defeating me. There only awaits death's cold embrace, Gerudo.

Ganondorf: Your words are as empty as your soul! Let it be known: I am Ganondorf! And soon, with your death, I shall rule the world!

Dracula: Then enough talk! Have at you!



Dracula: What is this?

Ice Climber: *both of the duo step back in fear*

Dracula: I do not know how you stumbled into this place, but I suggest you turn back immediately. I have no time to deal with your childish games. Begone!

Ice Climbers: *Popo and Nana furrow their eyebrows, an odd and sudden feeling of courage welling up within them, both simultaneously swinging their hammers as icy projectiles flew towards Dracula, the vampire dodging them easily*.

Dracula: Conceited children! What manner of fools are you to traverse my castle to challenge me in such a hopeless fight?! If you so wish to meet your ends so soon, then so be it! Have at you!

 

[Oddball]

Alright Princess, now I've got you and there's nobody here who can save you!
You'll find I'm quite prepared to defend against Hyrule's enemies myself.
Oh... wow. You're not who I thought you were at all... This is actually kind of embarrassing.
What manner of beast are you?
(to himself) I guess I could start a princess collection. That would be kinda neat. Who else do I know that's a princess?
Make one move against me and I will ensure that you are sealed away in the dark realms with the rest of your kind.
Sounds fun, maybe later. Right now, It's Princess Capturing time!

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[Champion of Hyrule]

Vs.
: Uh-oh! Its’s Samtwo!
: Okay, Pit... that dosen’t really work

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

The only worthy dance we have now is the one Peach has

Although Isabelle's isn't too shabby.

 

[Luigifan18]

Hoo boy. So, in my fanfictions, quite a few of my characters are descended from Sypha Belnades, including Tails' girlfriend (long story). So, Sonic would likely have some choice words for Dracula...

The only worthy dance we have now is the one Peach has

...Does everybody here despise Bayonetta?!?

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Although Isabelle's isn't too shabby.

Well this was before the legendary Isabelle was invited to bring culture and love to Smash...nw we have two worthy dances

...Does everybody here despise Bayonetta?!?

Only in Smash

 

[Admiral Pit]

So how do you like my arm cannon, Sammy? (he's using an EZ Cannon)
That does look pretty big. Mine can shoot many different projectiles, and is pretty versatile.
That's so smooth, but have you seen these thighs?
Well, have you see "these" thighs? *She shows off her own thighs* (remember she has muscles in this game)
Well um... how bout my handsome hair? *does a hair flip* (imagine the one Ch.5 moment with the rally cry)
I admit that is nice hair, but so is mine. *she lets down her hair*
I can hardly believe my eyes... Is there anything you can't do?
I can't through cold places without my Power Suit...
*silence for a couple seconds* I'm sorry to hear that. It reminds me of my problem with flaming hot places.

Not the best thing besides the thigh part, but I wanted the two to try to one-up each other and have fun, but turned to sadness, I think.
Note that I could consider like great friends that sometimes like to compete with one another, often either in good fun or to help each other hone their skills.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

: Welcome to the literature club. We’ve heard that you’re having problems with reading and would like to learn how to master such a useful skill
: ...you’re both my heroes...thank you...
: I got you teachers to help you read Pit, now get me in Smash please
: A deal is a deal
: Payback will be mine Viridi
: I will master the art of reading and be greaticus at it

Spoiler: The 8th Day of August

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

If you have team battle on, and you hit your teammate, if it’s , he will be like:
Thanks for the friendly fire!

 

[Luigifan18]

If you have team battle on, and you hit your teammate, if it’s , he will be like:
Thanks for the friendly fire!

"Hey Einstein, I'm on your side!"

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

"Hey Einstein, I'm on your side!"

Lol, that too. Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird thinking about how Albert Einstein probably exists in the Star-Fox games?