Social Smash 4 Social Topic 2.0

[praline]

there is no need for those who are not TRUE FANNS........

I'm a true fan of Smash, I'm only here for the pre-release discussion. Plus i'm not really into the whole competitive scene of Smash.

 

[Shaya]

I've only been ousted from jealousy.

While not really knowing the whole story, I doubt any similar scandal has ever really happened on Smashboards in relation to staff. At least not in the past like 5+ years.

Some people get moderator powers and do the whole "I'm the best" thing (maybe).

All smashboard moderators sign a contract with QB (Xiivi; THEY RHYME, NO COINCIDENCE AT ALL), except they don't even get a wish back, all they get is the despair and bad endings, and have to live through it over and over again in what could only feel like a time loop (#GroundHogDay #NEWSMASHGAMEISNTWHATIWANTITSBAD). We have to keep fighting otherwise our soul gems will dim and we'll become lifeless shells.

On the topic of IsmaR...

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This is on my profile from months ago.

I don't know why it's there, or what triggered it, but there it is. I never actually bothered to ask...

Okay guys, we officially have the MC we all have to hate and beat up but no matter what he does his harem will only grow :[

 

[praline]

It kills me that this LDR lacks a physical component.

What the crap is an LDR?

 

[Sehnsucht]

Ignore this guy, skaaaa, he's just saying that because he wants as many people to witness his humour as possible.

Humour?

I've only ever sought to be earnest. Are you guys all laughing at my posts?

What the crap is an LDR?

Long Distance Relationship.

 

[mimgrim]

Humour?

I've only ever sought to be earnest. Are you guys all laughing at my posts?

I don't know about anyone else. But I know I am laughing with your posts.

 

[FalKoopa]

What the crap is an LDR?

Long Distance Relationship.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I made a contract once...

 

[Sehnsucht]

Long Distance Relationship.

You know, me and @ praline have been talking.

You interested in a long-distance threesome?

 

[praline]

Ignore this guy, skaaaa, he's just saying that because he wants as many people to witness his humour as possible.

Guy? He? How can you be certain that I am male.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I've decided to be female again

I think I'm currently genderless but I haven't checked in a while

 

[praline]

Long Distance Relationship.

For some reason I thought it was Lady Dude Robot.

 

[Kenith]

Try reading it in a deadpan voice. Everything will make sense then.

So basically, this is how I should imagine IsmaR...

Good to know I was doing it right, then.

 

[mimgrim]

So basically, this is how I should imagine IsmaR...

Pretty much.

 

[Sehnsucht]

I've decided to be female again

I think I'm currently genderless but I haven't checked in a while

Speaking of which, does Smashboards have a gender tag option for people with ovipositors?

 

[FalKoopa]

So basically, this is how I should imagine IsmaR...

That makes too much sense.

Actually, if someone is generous enough to tag her now, I think this would be her next avi.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Also because my profile is female again I changed my avatar

 

[Kenith]

Speaking of which, does Smashboards have a gender tag option for people with ovipositors?

Not yet, but due to a bill passed by the government last month, that is being implemented.

One step closer to equality.

 

[TeenGirlSquad]

Speaking of which, does Smashboards have a gender tag option for people with ovipositors?

That's not gender, that's sex.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

Not yet, but due to a bill passed by the government last month, that is being implemented.

One step closer to a equality.

0/10. See me after class.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Does smashboards have an option for sex?

Because I'm totally up for that option

 

[Sehnsucht]

That's not gender, that's sex.

Of course, let's all make fun of the resident zemale for a minor gaffe.

 

[Khoru]

Does smashboards have an option for sex?

Because I'm totally up for that option

only in PMs

 

[Kenith]

Also because my profile is female again I changed my avatar

You changed genders?

What chemicals got dumped in your side of the ocean?

 

[Cap'nChreest]

Does smashboards have an option for sex?

Because I'm totally up for that option

You have to be a Black Velvet Premium member or you could hang out on the Zero Suit Samus forum and pretend like everyone else who's there.

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

Well, what exactly did you do?

Either I'm not funny or I don't watch Futurama or Family Guy...or some other reason I can't think of...or all of the above...or because I attached this photo to my application.

Also, IsmaR is a girl?! :O
I knew IsmaR was a female trainer in Pokemon, but there are lots of males who pick the female trainer...

 

[FalKoopa]

Does smashboards have an option for sex?

Because I'm totally up for that option

You should ask an admin. I'll tag Xiivi or Mic if you like.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

You changed genders?

What chemicals got dumped in your side of the ocean?

cars leaking oil, fertilizers and pesticides from farms and gardens, failing septic tanks, pet waste and fuel spills from recreational boaters

 

[Sehnsucht]

cars leaking oil, fertilizers and pesticides from farms and gardens, failing septic tanks, pet waste and fuel spills from recreational boaters

And you just go and rub yourself in all that ****?

 

[mimgrim]

only in PMs

Must be experience talking there.

 

[Cap'nChreest]

I die every time someone posts this in the mlg chat when a commercial happens ༼ ╭V╮ ◕◡◕ ༽╭V╮MLG *edited to not be two middle fingers...

 

[TeenGirlSquad]

You changed genders?

What chemicals got dumped in your side of the ocean?

For some reason that reminds me of Alex Jones and his nutjob theories.

 

[Sehnsucht]

*edited to not be two middle fingers...

Did you have to change to crab pincers, though?

 

[praline]

Did you have to change to crab pincers, though?

It's probably supposed to be the peace sign.

 

[Cap'nChreest]

Did you have to change to crab pincers, though?

 

[Sehnsucht]

It's probably supposed to be the peace sign.

Don't tell me how to interpret symbols, skaaaa.

I'm an independent zemale.

 

[praline]

Don't tell me how to interpret symbols, skaaaa.

I'm an independent zemale.

Yeah ok then.

 

[Kenith]

Yeah ok then.

Transliteration: Yeah ok then.

Translation: COP OUT

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

What I am is crest confused

Am I the drill of Power

or the drill of knowledge

 

[praline]

Transliteration: Yeah ok then.

Translation: COP OUT

That's what she said.

 

[Kenith]

That's what she said.

No wonder you're banned with a lowercase 'p'.